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(Forbes)   Kim Jong Un Dead. I repeat - Un Dead   (forbes.com) divider line 264
    More: Unlikely, Kim Jong Il  
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2012-02-10 03:51:43 PM  
It must run in the family. His father was il for years.
 
2012-02-10 03:52:50 PM  
Caaaaaaaakkkkeeessss.
 
2012-02-10 03:53:22 PM  

PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.


Very well played.
 
2012-02-10 03:53:24 PM  
Un good turn deserves another
 
2012-02-10 03:53:27 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2012-02-10 03:53:57 PM  
He probably went out like Mama Cass.
 
2012-02-10 03:54:02 PM  
img1.fark.net that he's dead, or img1.fark.net that he's alive?
 
2012-02-10 03:54:03 PM  
Great. Zombie Great Leader or whatever will plague the countryside.
 
2012-02-10 03:54:04 PM  
Osambie Bin Laden approves.
 
2012-02-10 03:54:14 PM  

PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.


ok, funny.

Still looking for a confirmation of this - the best supporting evidence so far is that there were a lot of cars that pulled up to his residence in Beijing.
 
2012-02-10 03:54:18 PM  
"This just in: Kim Jong-un's cause of death was being force-fed hotdogs and having a basketball bounced off his head repeatedly for 20 hours."

Sounds legit
 
G2V
2012-02-10 03:54:44 PM  
I think I liked it better when all us internet jackasses just made fun of the news, instead of now when we're actually used as the news.
 
2012-02-10 03:55:17 PM  
Jesus
 
2012-02-10 03:55:19 PM  

Wang military exposed, regardless of jinzhengen stabbed is true or false, this few days will be because of its surreal story of thrilling, mysterious paradox "and load the annals of history and even the network of microblogging - if the true gold stabbed, since the words do not have to; if false, then the appropriate value to this false, during which the situation, abide in this character reviews

or...

"I rub you engage
In too. Ha how heavy a
Night be neutralized."


They weren't kidding. This is good. (new window)
 
2012-02-10 03:55:31 PM  
"Kim Jong-un's cause of death was being force-fed hotdogs and having a basketball bounced off his head repeatedly for 20 hours."

That's a horrible way to go! Simply awful.

(Awfully funny.)
 
2012-02-10 03:55:34 PM  
That's what you get for messing with Jack Donaghy's wife.

img850.imageshack.us
 
2012-02-10 03:55:38 PM  

PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.


Done in one.
 
2012-02-10 03:56:10 PM  
Splunge?
 
2012-02-10 03:57:29 PM  
TFA: When he visited Mangyongdae Revolutionary School on Jan. 25, Kim touched the faces of students and tasted soy sauce.


Is this racist?
 
2012-02-10 03:57:37 PM  
Somewhere, right now, Peter Murphy's phone is ringing.
 
2012-02-10 03:58:11 PM  

Balder333: PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.

ok, funny.

Still looking for a confirmation of this - the best supporting evidence so far is that there were a lot of cars that pulled up to his residence in Beijing.


Non-story. They were delivering a load of hookers and blow for the last few days of his "mourning"
 
2012-02-10 03:58:17 PM  
I'd like to think this was true... though the implications of it are rather scary.
 
2012-02-10 03:58:31 PM  

PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.


*golf clap*
 
2012-02-10 03:58:38 PM  
Kim Jong-un's cause of death was being force-fed hotdogs and having a basketball bounced off his head repeatedly for 20 hours.

27.media.tumblr.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-02-10 03:58:46 PM  
Wow. I want to start an international twitter rumor.
 
2012-02-10 03:59:23 PM  
It seems like just yesterday it was jokes and jokes and jokes with this guy...

images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-02-10 03:59:27 PM  

PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.


Where's a rim shot when you need one.
 
G2V
2012-02-10 04:00:01 PM  

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: I'd like to think this was true... though the implications of it are rather scary.


"North Korea is in the hands of a dangerous murderous nutjob" ? Sounds more like par for the course.
 
2012-02-10 04:00:21 PM  
He was delicious.
 
2012-02-10 04:00:24 PM  
The liberal media at CNN is not even covering this story.
 
2012-02-10 04:00:56 PM  
Definitely still in the rumor category at the moment. Rumor's from China's version of Twitter, based mostly on the number of cars that had been outside of the NK embassy in Beijing as far as I can tell.
 
2012-02-10 04:00:58 PM  

bikerbob59: PirateKing: It must run in the family. His father was il for years.

Where's a rim shot when you need one.


Ta-da. (new window)
 
2012-02-10 04:01:03 PM  
On another note: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2012-02-10 04:01:28 PM  

Prof. Ann Marion: TFA: When he visited Mangyongdae Revolutionary School on Jan. 25, Kim touched the faces of students and tasted soy sauce.


Is this racist?


He has little mouths on his fingers. Why do you think he's so fat?
 
2012-02-10 04:01:28 PM  

Prof. Ann Marion: TFA: When he visited Mangyongdae Revolutionary School on Jan. 25, Kim touched the faces of students and tasted soy sauce.


Is this racist?



Yes. And kinky.
 
2012-02-10 04:01:37 PM  
I just assume the US or SK starts the "Kim Jong .* is dead" rumor once in a while as to try and flush out an image/location for the leader currently.
 
2012-02-10 04:01:50 PM  

MrBonestripper: Somewhere, right now, Peter Murphy's phone is ringing.


Damn you! I was gonna make a Peter Murphy joke!
 
2012-02-10 04:02:02 PM  

That coward David Lopan: Osambie Bin Laden approves.


We should give credit to master fighter Obama for killing both.
 
2012-02-10 04:02:03 PM  
Time to get out the kneepads and hankies again, Best Korea peoples.
 
2012-02-10 04:02:04 PM  
 
2012-02-10 04:02:06 PM  
Unreal.
 
2012-02-10 04:02:21 PM  
"We'll find out soon enough if Little Kim has followed his father Kim Jong-Il into the hereafter."

Sad. The Rap World will never be the same.
 
2012-02-10 04:02:25 PM  
Those poor North Koreans will have to fake-cry all over again.
 
2012-02-10 04:02:30 PM  
Un dead is Best dead.
 
2012-02-10 04:02:37 PM  

Prof. Ann Marion: TFA: When he visited Mangyongdae Revolutionary School on Jan. 25, Kim touched the faces of students and tasted soy sauce.

Is this racist?


Depends if the author meant that Kim touched the faces of the students and then, in a separate unrelated event, tasted soy sauce or if he meant that Kim touched the faces of the students, at which point he licked his hand and tasted soy sauce.

/South Korean
//Wasn't even remotely offended by the article
///More offended by author's poor writing skills
 
2012-02-10 04:03:21 PM  
'e's not dead, 'e's restin'.
 
2012-02-10 04:03:27 PM  
If the rumor about being sot to death in Beijing is true...

Someone wasn't leading a good little puppet state like his Chinese masters desired.
 
2012-02-10 04:03:49 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] that he's dead, or [img1.fark.net image 54x11] that he's alive?


Yes.
 
2012-02-10 04:03:52 PM  

Prof. Ann Marion: TFA: When he visited Mangyongdae Revolutionary School on Jan. 25, Kim touched the faces of students and tasted soy sauce.


Is this racist?


Good question. If not, then LOL, that's pretty funny. If it is racist, then I am OUTRAGED.
 
2012-02-10 04:04:04 PM  
China's twitter-like platform Weibo

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
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