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(Haaretz)   Santorum approaches Derpcon 3, claiming Obama is helping Iran obtain nuclear weapons   (haaretz.com) divider line 111
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2012-02-10 05:14:10 PM  

imontheinternet: A few weeks ago, Santorum said that Palestinians don't exist, because they're really Israelis. Clearly, he's an expert in Middle Eastern history and politics, who should be taken very seriously.


I thought that was Newt Gingrich, though admittedly I get my pseudo-religious crusader GOP asshats confused sometimes.
 
2012-02-10 05:17:55 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: FTFA: "Folks, the president of the United States is selling the economic security of the United States down the river right now."

It's as if he's speaking some kind of inverted code where a Black man is throwing the Jews under the bus. I've always wondered which actual bus that saying is referring to(maybe the Freedom Riders bus that got torched or Rosa Parks???)

SO a Black POTUS is selling the US economy "down river" is an appeal to the said same White supremracist who used to sell uppity black slaves down the Mississippi back in the Antebellum days.

Maybe he's trying to get the White Supremracists who used to actually sell their slaves down river to take another look at teh Santorum, despite their innate aversion to looking anything dark in color and presumably flowing in a downward direction.

GOP logic devours itself


It's better then that. Santorum is claiming that by putting the economic and strategic interests of the US above Israel, he's actually LOWERING our economic and strategic interests.

Because only be putting the interests of Israel above the US can we put the US first. Or something.
 
2012-02-10 05:21:00 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: FTFA: "Folks, the president of the United States is selling the economic security of the United States down the river right now."

It's as if he's speaking some kind of inverted code where a Black man is throwing the Jews under the bus. I've always wondered which actual bus that saying is referring to(maybe the Freedom Riders bus that got torched or Rosa Parks???)

SO a Black POTUS is selling the US economy "down river" is an appeal to the said same White supremracist who used to sell uppity black slaves down the Mississippi back in the Antebellum days.

Maybe he's trying to get the White Supremracists who used to actually sell their slaves down river to take another look at teh Santorum, despite their innate aversion to looking anything dark in color and presumably flowing in a downward direction.

GOP logic devours itself


Get on the troll couch and close your eyes. Get vewy sweepy.
 
2012-02-10 05:21:57 PM  

Headso: Everyday it is yet more fear mongering about Iran, I just can't believe we are going to be involved in another war in the middle east within probably the next 2 years. You'd figure even "conservatives" wouldn't want it but apparently that is not the case at all.



Do you have any idea how much money Conservatives Halliburton made off of the Iraq war?
 
2012-02-10 05:24:56 PM  

Headso: Everyday it is yet more fear mongering about Iran, I just can't believe we are going to be involved in another war in the middle east within probably the next 2 years. You'd figure even "conservatives" wouldn't want it but apparently that is not the case at all.


I would wager that 'conservatives' barely exist anymore, the ones who still cling to the fantasy (and aren't crazy) are very poorly represented by these crazy GOP candidates and talking heads. This will lead to poor turnout.
 
2012-02-10 05:25:31 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: imontheinternet: A few weeks ago, Santorum said that Palestinians don't exist, because they're really Israelis. Clearly, he's an expert in Middle Eastern history and politics, who should be taken very seriously.

I thought that was Newt Gingrich, though admittedly I get my pseudo-religious crusader GOP asshats confused sometimes.


I remember Newt saying the Palestinians are an "invented people", but I don't remember what Frothy had to say on the subject. I got distracted when he announced that Turkey is a terrorist nation.
 
2012-02-10 05:29:44 PM  
In order to help us get over our fear of Iranians I am sharing some of these pics

boston.3432.voxcdn.com

s2.hubimg.com

boston.3432.voxcdn.com

Now stop being afraid of Iranians.
 
2012-02-10 05:37:12 PM  

mrshowrules: Backwards Cornfield Races: I wouldn't have a problem with this. The news is getting boring lately and a good nuclear war in the middle east would change that. Hopefully we'll stay out of it though

"It" being the radioactive fallout I assume? Just load up on Rad-Away and Rad-x and you will be OK.


If there really was a localised nuclear war in the middle east, the amount of weapons and the yields involved would mean it wouldn't directly affect most of the rest of the world too much. I can't see such a war not spreading much further though, so it seems like a moot point. Remember the US exploded hundreds of nukes in the atmosphere in the early days and the impacts weren't exactly devestating, although no doubt some of the people that used to travel down to watch the mushroom clouds probably ended up regretting it.
 
2012-02-10 05:37:18 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is Rick Santorum even dimly aware that Israel is just another a God damned foreign country that doesn't give a rats's ass about America?


They care very much about America. They're partners in crime. They publicly oppose each other on many issues... and then when some 'extremist' bomb goes off and blows something out of existence or Bhutto Buzir(sp?) gets assassinated, both sides point at each other claiming "it wasn't us it was them!" (problem solved.)

Hey Ricky! This is for YOU!:
cache.ohinternet.com

/i think he's not even trying, he knows he's going to lose, and he's only using his candidacy to bilk donations out of millions of absolute f*cking morons so he can bank it and turn it into more money from all these associations and uh, whatever it is rich people do with their money to invest it in something to turn it into even more money
//all the while stroking the religitards' rabid, delusional fantasies
///on another note... I saw a short clip on the news this morning...Gabby Giffords ... so horrible, they had her present something to Boner, probably her resignation, and they lead her up to his seat, she trips over the top step, stumbles up onto his platform, loses her balance, falls backward one foot down to the previous step, Boner grabs her arm, kisses her cheek, some other woman accompanying her had handed her the envelope just to hand to boner -- at the worst possible moment as she's walking up the top step -- grabbed her other arm... so sad
//I saw SANTORUM ads across the top of Fark's pages all morning today and want to thank Drew for squeezing some coin out of that bigot; THANKS, DREW!
/WI-KLAIMER: In the November 7, 2006 election, Santorum lost by over 700,000 votes, receiving 41% of the vote to Casey's 59%, the largest margin of defeat for an incumbent senator since 1980 and the largest losing margin for an incumbent Republican senator ever.
.For most of the campaign, Santorum trailed Casey by 15 points or more in polls. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, Santorum "encouraged everyone in state politics to help the Green Party earn a spot on the November ballot", with the result that 14 Santorum supporters funded a Green Party petition drive for Carl Romanelli, a railroad industry consultant. Romanelli came up 9,000 signatures short of the total required for ballot access, further hurting Santorum's prospects, as there were no other candidates to siphon away votes from Casey.
 
2012-02-10 05:39:41 PM  
I was wondering when he would turn on the Bachmann Crazy Overdrive.

Need to boost your popularity in a crowded GOP field? Try a little touch of sh*t-house insanity!
 
2012-02-10 05:42:29 PM  
Sh*t Santorum Says
 
2012-02-10 05:43:54 PM  

Gergesa: In order to help us get over our fear of Iranians I am sharing some of these pics

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 443x337]

[s2.hubimg.com image 520x524]

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 387x460]

Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


I just blew a 10 megaton load in my pants.
 
2012-02-10 05:43:55 PM  
He's been cracking daily lately.
 
2012-02-10 05:45:00 PM  

Gergesa: In order to help us get over our fear of Iranians I am sharing some of these pics

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 443x337]

[s2.hubimg.com image 520x524]

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 387x460]

Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


I approve of the trend and ask it to continue. I would contribute myself, but putting in a search like that at work is considered "Frowned Upon". Bastards.
 
2012-02-10 05:46:41 PM  

Gergesa: Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


I'm still a little frightened.
Please help me.
 
2012-02-10 05:49:32 PM  

s2s2s2: Gergesa: Now stop being afraid of Iranians.

I'm still a little frightened.
Please help me.


Here perhaps these photos (which are amazingly enough from freeper land) will help

www.iranian.com

www.iranian.com
 
2012-02-10 05:54:31 PM  
Come on, let's not get too upset about what some fringe member of the Republican Party says about... what's that? He's the front runner in the race for GOP's Presidential nominee? Wow, how proud you Republicans must be!
 
2012-02-10 05:56:46 PM  

Gergesa: Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


Are you crazy? We should be very afraid. Hearts WILL be broken.
 
2012-02-10 06:02:18 PM  
um...did Santorum just accuse Obama of open treason?
 
2012-02-10 06:06:06 PM  

Weaver95: um...did Santorum just accuse Obama of open treason?


I think he's developed a rare form of Republican Tourette's Syndrome

/Odd, Bachmann has it, too
//maybe not that rare after all
 
2012-02-10 06:09:06 PM  
What kind of anti-American traitor would make such a claim against a sitting US President? The Taliban? Nope - the GOP.

*slidewhistle*
 
2012-02-10 06:19:58 PM  
My god, this guy is a f*cking moran that drinks his own kool-aid.
 
2012-02-10 06:21:35 PM  

God's Hubris: My god, this guy is a f*cking moran that drinks his own kool-aid.


He's the most dangerous kind of religious lunatic: a true believer.
 
2012-02-10 06:39:32 PM  

God's Hubris: My god, this guy is a f*cking moran that drinks his own kool-aid.


He should try Googling himself instead.
 
2012-02-10 06:56:46 PM  

thamike: God's Hubris: My god, this guy is a f*cking moran that drinks his own kool-aid.

He should try Googling himself instead.


yo dawg, I heard you like Santorum, so we put santorum in your santorum, so you can have froth while you froth!
 
2012-02-10 06:57:06 PM  
Seems relevant: Link (new window)

/seriously, does Reagan = Jesus 2.0 to Republicans or something?
 
2012-02-10 07:06:12 PM  

God's Hubris: My god, this guy is a f*cking moran that drinks his own kool-aid santorum.


FTFY
 
2012-02-10 07:09:09 PM  

pwhp_67: Is there some legal distance far enough over the line that allows someone like Obama to sue for defamation of character?


He's far enough over the line to allow OSAMA to sue for defamation.
 
2012-02-10 07:45:53 PM  
I would enjoy seeing Santorum get the GOP nomination, the Grand Ole Party death rattle would ensue.
 
2012-02-10 09:34:36 PM  
Obama is also deliberately holding the US back from the moon-base-race. Why does he hate America??
 
2012-02-10 09:52:25 PM  
Nice to see that the religious nutjobs are sticking together.

Moderate Republicans - would you like to join a saner, more rational group of folks? Tired of having your fiscally conservative, but socially moderate or even socially liberal concerns stomped on by socially conservative extremists bent on bankrupting the country and turning the remains into a theocratic war machine pushing for world conquest? The Democrats are here, and we're ready to help you recover.
 
2012-02-10 10:08:49 PM  

Githerax: Obama is also deliberately holding the US back from the moon-base-race. Why does he hate America??



SHHH!

We already have a moon base.
Don't tell Newt.
 
2012-02-10 10:09:31 PM  
It won't be long before Fark's biggest ignorant partisan hack-farkface shiatard comes in here to defend Santorum.

Oh, he may say he doesn't, but you and I know the reality is he doesn't care what happens as long as America is pushed further toward destroying the enemies of his retarded Bronze Age superstitions.

/Besides, Overton Window and all that. Say outrageous stuff so the less outrageous stuff ("Iran is our enemy and needs to be attacked!") seems plausible.
 
2012-02-10 10:17:18 PM  

James F. Campbell: It won't be long before Fark's biggest ignorant partisan hack-farkface shiatard comes in here to defend Santorum.

Oh, he may say he doesn't, but you and I know the reality is he doesn't care what happens as long as America is pushed further toward destroying the enemies of his retarded Bronze Age superstitions.



images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-02-10 11:05:55 PM  
*Not intended to be a factual statement.
 
2012-02-10 11:25:25 PM  
See, while Newt and Romney both say crazy shiat you know that what they are really doing is trying to attract voters. When Newt says one of his variants of "there's a war on religion" you know he's just playing to the martyr complex of the right. He doesn't really care about anything except being powerful enough to bang staffers. When Romney says some variant of "poor people don't deserve anything" he's just blowing the old Southern strategy dog whistles in an awkward way. He just wants to be president and he'll say whatever his handlers tell him is the right thing to say.

Santorum is worse than either because he actually believes the crazy shiat he says. He really thinks that Obama is working for Iran. He really thinks that there is a conspiracy to destroy Christianity in the United States. He really thinks terrorists hate us for our freedoms. His absolute naivete and his gullibility for right wing propaganda makes him the embodiment of how far Republicans have fallen.
 
2012-02-10 11:29:32 PM  
Dear Republicans,

Less DOOOOOOOOOOOOM, please. This is why only the zealots take you seriously anymore.

/apocalypse fatigue
 
2012-02-10 11:34:23 PM  

Flying Code Monkey: Dear Republicans,

Less DOOOOOOOOOOOOM, please. This is why only the zealots take you seriously anymore.

/apocalypse fatigue



forumimages.footballguys.com

Sheriff Bart for President
 
2012-02-10 11:40:06 PM  
I love the comment section of the article
"US official" yesterday informing Iran thru the CBS "Israel did kill your nuke expert" is yet another proof Santorum tells the truth. "

Yeah, that was a secret as big as the troops and equipment pulling out of Afghanistan. Where does any logical thinking come to play
 
2012-02-10 11:53:07 PM  
I thought Christians hated the Jews. But if Obama isn't Christian then why does he hate the Jews. These Republicans are getting me all confused
 
2012-02-11 01:25:18 AM  

Amos Quito: images.cheezburger.com


I don't know about you, man, but I'm sick of that evil motherfarker and his fellow evil motherfarkers and their farking bullshiat.
 
2012-02-11 01:35:12 AM  
Obama really sold the Iranians something made from parts of old pinball machines.
 
2012-02-11 03:52:27 AM  
It's so funny to see Republicans politicians publicly pander to Israel when they're really pandering to the power brokers in that region, Saudi Arabia. SA is deathly afraid of Iran getting a bomb. So much so that they said they would get one too. On one hand they trick their supporters into thinking they're pro Jews and pro Israel but on the other they know they're sending coded messages to Saudi Arabia who is their drug dealer of choice.

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/02/saudi-arabia - promises-to-go-nuclear-if-iran-does/252733/
 
2012-02-11 04:34:34 AM  

Gergesa: In order to help us get over our fear of Iranians I am sharing some of these pics

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 443x337]

[s2.hubimg.com image 520x524]

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 387x460]

Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


That's just a reason for invasion and occupation. Possibly some good looking prisoners of war.
 
2012-02-11 06:12:40 AM  
Being a prominent political figure and saying this kind of stuff can spark international incidents or full blown world war.
This farking idiot is risking many, many lives to spew this bullshiat. It is beyond irresponsible.
 
2012-02-11 07:02:40 AM  

Gergesa: In order to help us get over our fear of Iranians I am sharing some of these pics

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 443x337]

[s2.hubimg.com image 520x524]

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 387x460]

Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


That third one.. eyes to melt the heart of men everywhere.
 
2012-02-11 07:40:52 AM  
FTFA:

'Oh, Iran, we don't want you to get a nuclear weapon - wink, wink, nod, nod - go ahead, just give us your oil.'

The U.S. doesn't purchase oil from Iran

'Oh, Iran, we don't want you to get a nuclear weapon - wink, wink, nod, nod - go ahead, just give us your oil.'

new U.S. sanctions on Iran's central bank,

'Oh, Iran, we don't want you to get a nuclear weapon - wink, wink, nod, nod - go ahead, just give us your oil.'

Europe has approved its first embargo against Iranian oil.

NFTFA:

'Oh, Israel, please rebuild the Temple and bring the end times and the Jebus and then bitterly regret the error of your heathen ways and convert and love the Jebus and I can has Rapture"

derp
 
2012-02-11 09:25:50 AM  

Gergesa: In order to help us get over our fear of Iranians I am sharing some of these pics

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 443x337]

[s2.hubimg.com image 520x524]

[boston.3432.voxcdn.com image 387x460]

Now stop being afraid of Iranians.


But I'm afraid I'll never tap a woman like that in my life.

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-02-11 10:23:00 AM  

James F. Campbell: Amos Quito: images.cheezburger.com

I don't know about you, man, but I'm sick of that evil motherfarker and his fellow evil motherfarkers and their farking bullshiat.



John Goodman of Jeff Bridges?


/Farking evil bowlers

;-)
 
2012-02-11 10:34:12 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Sh*t Santorum Says


Heh... it's my neighbor's son who does the "Sh#t Girl's Say". They are so proud.
 
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