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		Reese Witherspoon wears her best "look at me, look at me, look at me" dress. It worked (celebslam.celebuzz.com)		67
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Apos

2012-02-10 02:57:37 PM

Mmmmmm.....Reese's pieces.

cman

2012-02-10 03:07:42 PM

I would wreck her so hard she would be in a wheel chair for a week

MaxxLarge

2012-02-10 03:15:16 PM

There is just something about her that I find completely insufferable.

dahmers love zombie

2012-02-10 03:29:59 PM

Obligatory:

i.imgur.com

Apos

2012-02-10 03:32:30 PM

MaxxLarge: There is just something about her that I find completely insufferable.

Her movies are,but I don't think she is.

Wellon Dowd

2012-02-10 03:42:34 PM

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

cman

2012-02-10 03:45:33 PM

I skipped lunch today. I would like to eat her out.

PainInTheASP

2012-02-10 03:55:58 PM

I would...I don't know--worship the ground she walks on?

TheSpaceAdmiral

2012-02-10 03:56:52 PM

TheSpaceAdmiral: "Wasn't she stabbed recently?"

GenericFarker: "Reese Witherspoon"?

TheSpaceAdmiral: "No, with a knife."

Wellon Dowd

2012-02-10 03:58:28 PM

PainInTheASP: I would...I don't know--worship the ground she walks on?

I'd worship the chairs she'd sat on.

Petit_Merdeux

2012-02-10 05:42:42 PM

FTFA: Reese Witherspoon has breasts

Yes. Yes she does.

jaylectricity

2012-02-10 06:23:12 PM

Petit_Merdeux: FTFA: Reese Witherspoon has breasts

Yes. Yes she does.

Barely.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2012-02-10 06:35:36 PM

Wellon Dowd: PainInTheASP: I would...I don't know--worship the ground she walks on?

I'd worship the chairs she'd sat on.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

Cagey B

2012-02-10 06:36:56 PM

I would approach her just like a package of Reese's Pieces, by which I mean I would open the package with my toungue and pretend I'm ET.

The My Little Pony Killer

2012-02-10 06:37:16 PM

She's hot.

/understatement

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-02-10 06:37:38 PM

Only relevant as I get these 2 confused all the time.

/and I am knee deep in season 7 of TNG

9beers

2012-02-10 06:38:03 PM

She's cute but she's no Claire Danes.

darkjezter

2012-02-10 06:38:24 PM

I've always thought she was cute, even though she's made a career out of starring in shiatty romantic comedies.

So yeah, I'd definitely hit it.

/Walk the Line was pretty good, though.

LeroyBourne

2012-02-10 06:38:25 PM

I get a dirty feeling just thinking about The Man in the Moon.

PowerSlacker

2012-02-10 06:39:29 PM

imokwiththis.jpg

sickb0y

2012-02-10 06:45:36 PM

Quiet, before she stabs us all with her chin.

Peter von Nostrand

2012-02-10 06:47:04 PM

That pic is just begging for a "penis goes where" caption

/i would give her the worst 30 seconds of her life

ArkAngel

2012-02-10 06:47:27 PM

Petit_Merdeux: FTFA: Reese Witherspoon has breasts

Yes. Yes she does.

Yes. Yes she does

NSFW (new window)

John Buck 41

2012-02-10 06:50:18 PM

darkjezter: I've always thought she was cute, even though she's made a career out of starring in shiatty romantic comedies.

So yeah, I'd definitely hit it.

/Walk the Line was pretty good, though.

W/o hitting IMDb, I think that's the only thing I've seen her in, but yeah she was good in that. Pretty? Yeah. Drop-dead hot? Nah.

konigsforst

2012-02-10 06:50:45 PM

ArkAngel: Petit_Merdeux: FTFA: Reese Witherspoon has breasts

Yes. Yes she does.

Yes. Yes she does

NSFW (new window)

Yes, please!
I much prefer small, nicely shaped breasts to large, poorly shapped. I'ts kind of a tie between large and small nicely shaped; depends on the rest of the of her.

GleeUnit

2012-02-10 06:52:01 PM

Blocked at work.. Somebody help a farker out?

wellreadneck

2012-02-10 06:54:15 PM

I liked her in Freeway.

The_Knarf

2012-02-10 06:55:41 PM

I have wanted to wreck that ever since her scene on the roller coaster in Fear,

/yea you know what I'm talking about

serial arseonist

2012-02-10 06:56:25 PM

GleeUnit: Blocked at work.. Somebody help a farker out?

It's pictures of Reese in a dress with cleavage, one of a nip slip, a pantyline rear shot and one of her blowing Chaz Bono.

wellreadneck

2012-02-10 07:01:06 PM

serial arseonist: GleeUnit: Blocked at work.. Somebody help a farker out?

It's pictures of Reese in a dress with cleavage, one of a nip slip, a pantyline rear shot and one of her blowing Chaz Bono.

She can blow Chaz Bono? I figured she'd have to use her spoon.

The_Knarf

2012-02-10 07:01:58 PM

serial arseonist: GleeUnit: Blocked at work.. Somebody help a farker out?

It's pictures of Reese in a dress with cleavage, one of a nip slip, a pantyline rear shot and one of her blowing Chaz Bono.

Where....aw you bastard....

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-02-10 07:04:58 PM

Approves heartily.

GleeUnit

2012-02-10 07:10:56 PM

Glenford

2012-02-10 07:12:53 PM

Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

What if Crackers was your dog?

The_Knarf

2012-02-10 07:19:38 PM

Glenford: Wellon Dowd: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

What if Crackers was your dog?

You my friend owe me a new keyboard.

you are a puppet

2012-02-10 07:24:31 PM

Hm.

Sex tiebreaker.

TravisBickle62

2012-02-10 07:25:55 PM

Not fat enough for fark

Macular Degenerate

2012-02-10 07:36:39 PM

Looks like someone's going to be reaching for the hot botox injection soon. At least she's known for being perpetually chipper, because that will be her only facial expression after the bo'x docs are done with her.

jake3988

2012-02-10 07:48:22 PM

She's not as hot as she used to be, but not by much. She's still damn sexy. Just lose the idiotic haircut.

Disgruntled Goat

2012-02-10 07:51:41 PM

It's nice to see that Jay Leno finally went through with the change surgery.

boonfarker

2012-02-10 07:56:56 PM

Maynotlast

2012-02-10 08:34:20 PM

I'm lookin', I'm lookin'!!

criscodisco

2012-02-10 08:38:05 PM

GleeUnit: Blocked at work.. Somebody help a farker out?

Also her hair makes her look like some skank who hangs out at the laundromat.

Mucus Mule

2012-02-10 08:38:16 PM

TravisBickle62: Not fat enough for fark

Sharp ~~knees~~ chin.

Teufelaffe

2012-02-10 08:46:47 PM

Reese Witherspoon wears her best "look at methese, look at methese, look at methese" dress. It worked

FTFY, subby

manofmanyhats

2012-02-10 08:59:44 PM

Id crawl 10 miles naked over broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the telephone

/used before
//still would

Third_Uncle_Eno

2012-02-10 09:01:34 PM

ArkAngel: Petit_Merdeux: FTFA: Reese Witherspoon has breasts

Yes. Yes she does.

Yes. Yes she does

NSFW (new window)

SWEET JESUS.
you win the thread.

CapnBlues

2012-02-10 09:13:39 PM

sickb0y: Quiet, before she stabs us all with her chin.

Mucus Mule: TravisBickle62: Not fat enough for fark

Sharp knees chin.

yeeeep. that's what i was gonna say.

Just_a_Bear

2012-02-10 10:35:34 PM

"Reese Witherspoon has breasts"
wow, such amazing reporting skills!

robertus

2012-02-10 10:36:29 PM