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(Some Guy)   Chachi plans to write tell-all book about every starlet he made 'sit on it'   (guyspeed.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Chachi, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Happy Days, Scott Baio, Nicollette Sheridan, Melissa Gilbert, Brooke Shields  
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5975 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Feb 2012 at 1:41 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-02-10 01:19:09 PM  
I know I'm the only one who wants to see this released on Blu Ray and 3D

i147.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-10 01:24:15 PM  
FTA: Joanie loved Chachi. Chachi loved vagina.

That actually made it worth clicking the link.
 
2012-02-10 01:45:35 PM  
I couldn't care less about Chachi, I want to know how Natalie Imbruglia looks today!

Yup, I'd still destroy that (in my mind).
 
2012-02-10 01:53:08 PM  
I'd be more impressed if he hadn't lost his cherry to Marion Ross.
 
2012-02-10 01:54:59 PM  

strangeguitar: I know I'm the only one who wants to see this released on Blu Ray and 3D

[i147.photobucket.com image 300x299]


Man when I found that it wasn't her naked body in the photo... Also, it's on Netflix instant viewing.
 
2012-02-10 01:55:15 PM  
Nice - I'd read that. That Fez guy should write volume 2 and they could release it as a set.
 
2012-02-10 01:56:09 PM  
Chachi ruined Happy Days more than the shark jumping thing did.
 
2012-02-10 02:00:20 PM  
I wonder how people will react when they discover he would scream "Buddy" when he climaxed?
 
2012-02-10 02:05:36 PM  
Anyone know if he plans to release this with his law blog?
 
2012-02-10 02:06:28 PM  
Scott Baio = The '70s Justin Timberlake


Can't despise him for that.
 
2012-02-10 02:07:05 PM  
I read that as "Charro" and got REALLY confused for a second.
 
2012-02-10 02:07:26 PM  

strangeguitar: I know I'm the only one who wants to see this released on Blu Ray and 3D

[i147.photobucket.com image 300x299]


Loved that movie.
 
2012-02-10 02:12:16 PM  

Two Hearted: I couldn't care less about Chachi, I want to know how Natalie Imbruglia looks today!

Yup, I'd still destroy that (in my mind).


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-02-10 02:20:35 PM  
Wa wa wa.
 
2012-02-10 02:20:55 PM  

mr0x: Two Hearted: I couldn't care less about Chachi, I want to know how Natalie Imbruglia looks today!

Yup, I'd still destroy that (in my mind).

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


All I want out of life is a woman that looks just like her and has an Australian accent. Is that too much to ask? I don't even care if she can sing.
 
2012-02-10 02:24:32 PM  
Scott Baio and Wimer Valderamma probably gave two of the most entertaining interviews Howard Stern has ever done; can't imagine what's left to tell but it should be fun.
 
2012-02-10 02:36:14 PM  
you know I would be a sex addict too if I had someone to stick it in.
 
2012-02-10 02:41:31 PM  
It's funny that the article refers to him as a sex addict. Any guy who CAN pull that kind of ass WILL pull that kind of ass and hit it hard.

I like breathing. I'm and air addict.
 
2012-02-10 02:47:21 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: It's funny that the article refers to him as a sex addict. Any guy who CAN pull that kind of ass WILL pull that kind of ass and hit it hard.
I like breathing. I'm and air addict.


Of course he will, especially a young man. Does he call himself a 'sex addict?'

Oh wait, he does: his love life that he claims were the product of his sexual addiction.
well, maybe it'll help sell more books.
 
2012-02-10 02:49:06 PM  
Crotchi.
 
2012-02-10 02:52:17 PM  

mr0x: Two Hearted: I couldn't care less about Chachi, I want to know how Natalie Imbruglia looks today!

Yup, I'd still destroy that (in my mind).

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


mr0x: Two Hearted: I couldn't care less about Chachi, I want to know how Natalie Imbruglia looks today!

Yup, I'd still destroy that (in my mind).

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


I actually like her music, too. However, her record label dropped her when they didn't like her fourth album, and it was never released in the US. So I paid a ton to have it shipped from London, and it's crap. It's total crap.

Her fifth album is coming out next October, maybe it will be better.

And yeah, she's still smoking hot.
 
2012-02-10 02:54:28 PM  
Holy shiat! I had a really sexy, naughty dream about having sex with a young, hot Erin Moran last night.

I have no idea why I'd dream about Erin Moran. Or why she morphed into someone else whom I know later in the dream. Or why it took place in the back seat of a car while someone else was driving.

And I can definitely say it was the first time in my life I had a nearly-wet dream about Erin Moran.

At least it was this Erin Moran:

www.celebs101.com
 
2012-02-10 02:58:29 PM  
Luol Deng's pet dolphin?
 
2012-02-10 03:01:46 PM  
Sad that Heather Thomas or Erin Moran aren't on his list of bangees. :(
 
2012-02-10 03:03:33 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: you know I would be a sex addict too if I had someone to stick it in.


You should get yourself one of those inflatable women. But make sures its a women though, ha ha cuz one time.. um.
 
2012-02-10 03:07:45 PM  
Sex addiction? Is that where you really like sex? I wonder what that is like.
 
2012-02-10 03:21:57 PM  

GameSprocket: Sex addiction? Is that where you really like sex? I wonder what that is like.


In case your Google is broken, I'll explain it to you: It's when the search for sex overruns everything else in your life, causing you to ruin jobs, relationships and pretty much everything else.

You know, like any other addiction -- life-ruining.
 
2012-02-10 03:22:01 PM  
Is it just me or are the submitted headlines just blatant rip offs of the articles these days?
 
2012-02-10 03:48:23 PM  

softshoes: Anyone know if he plans to release this with his law blog?


The Bob Loblaw Law Blog? You sir, are a mouthful!
 
2012-02-10 03:51:38 PM  

NutznGum: softshoes: Anyone know if he plans to release this with his law blog?

The Bob Loblaw Law Blog? You sir, are a mouthful!


I hope none of the women he mentions lob law bombs.
 
2012-02-10 04:19:48 PM  
I wonder if charles was in charge of interfering with a child.
 
2012-02-10 04:20:36 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Sad that Heather Thomas or Erin Moran aren't on his list of bangees. :(


Actually, when Howard Stern interviewed him, he said that Erin was his first.
 
2012-02-10 04:35:33 PM  

MatrixOutsider: Blathering Idjut: Sad that Heather Thomas or Erin Moran aren't on his list of bangees. :(

Actually, when Howard Stern interviewed him, he said that Erin was his first.


Wasn't there something about him missing her and nailing the sofa she was sitting (laying?) on, a few years ago?
 
2012-02-10 04:40:29 PM  

Hankie Fest: GameSprocket: Sex addiction? Is that where you really like sex? I wonder what that is like.

In case your Google is broken, I'll explain it to you: It's when the search for sex overruns everything else in your life, causing you to ruin jobs, relationships and pretty much everything else.

You know, like any other addiction -- life-ruining.


I was going to respond to the question but couldn't find the right words. Well done.
 
2012-02-10 04:53:04 PM  

PsyLord: Is it just me or are the submitted headlines just blatant rip offs of the articles these days?


Sadly,you're right. Isn't headline originality a criterion for submission anymore?
 
2012-02-10 05:02:02 PM  
Scott Baio is a god among men. The fact that a B-list television actor could nail so many gorgeous women is something that all males should be in awe of.

One of my favorite parts of Baio's Howard Stern interview was his story about how he was temporarily banned from the Playboy mansion in the late 1980s because he was hooking up with so many playmates - some of whom were also involved with Hugh Hefner at the time. According to Baio he was nailing at least one playmate per month in those days.
 
2012-02-10 05:02:35 PM  
And he's still a looker

www.babble.com

If you did a walk around your hometown mall tonight for an hour, and he happened to be there, tell me that Scott wouldn't STILL be one of the hottest 1,000 guys there.
 
2012-02-10 05:25:02 PM  
Joanie loves Chachi. Chachi is hard-up for cash..
 
2012-02-10 05:34:17 PM  
Happy Days wasn't the only time Baio replaced Winkler. Baio can do everything Winkler can, plus he skews younger...
 
2012-02-10 05:34:58 PM  
Get a brain Moran!
 
2012-02-10 05:39:24 PM  

darkjezter: According to Baio he was nailing at least one playmate per month in those days.


So he was breaking them in as fast as they could churn them out. He's a good man.
 
2012-02-10 05:46:45 PM  
They call this the magic hour: days not quite gone, nights not quite here, and somewhere Scott Baio's plowin a woman he doesn't love.
 
2012-02-10 07:28:40 PM  
Does he tie a bandana around his penis to draw attention to it?
 
2012-02-10 07:30:40 PM  
From what I remember, he tapped Pamela Anderson before she because all plasticy. So I dunno what kind of aura he exudes, but damn.
 
2012-02-10 07:39:24 PM  

PsyLord: From what I remember, he tapped Pamela Anderson before she because BECAME all plastic-y. So I dunno what kind of aura he exudes, but damn.


FTFM
/need food, can't type anymore
 
2012-02-10 08:25:54 PM  
Scott Baio is the antichrist.
 
2012-02-10 09:00:54 PM  
What a gentleman.
 
2012-02-10 09:19:00 PM  
Ok, I can't stand Scott Baio but anybody that hasn't seen "Wrong Hole" must watch. NSFW obviously. Link (new window)
 
2012-02-10 09:20:06 PM  

Sabyen91: Ok, I can't stand Scott Baio but anybody that hasn't seen "Wrong Hole" must watch. NSFW obviously. Link (new window)


Or just search for a version that wasn't dubbed by a retarded monkey.
 
2012-02-10 09:22:53 PM  

PsyLord: From what I remember, he tapped Pamela Anderson before she because all plasticy. So I dunno what kind of aura he exudes, but damn.


The aura of a guy who was on TV, and seen by millions of teenage girls. Since when has it ever taken more than that?
 
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