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(Some Guy)		Man arrested for writing 'bomb' on some toilet paper. "His family says the word 'bomb' is often used by Hadley in reference to a bodily function and not an explosive device" (wlox.com)		80
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kaylward

2012-02-10 01:02:25 PM

EvilEgg

2012-02-10 01:45:22 PM

Just the word bomb is enough to scare us into a tizzy? No verb required? No need to hand it to someone or even place it on a suspicious looking package?

Apos

2012-02-10 01:53:53 PM

Reeeal explosive story right here,subby....

Jake Havechek

2012-02-10 01:54:36 PM

A guy I used to work with would say he's going on a bombing run over Berlin or Tokyo whenever he had to drop a deuce.

serpent_sky

2012-02-10 02:04:52 PM

Sounds -- from the vague article -- like the guy has some sort of mental retardation. (I don't know what the PC term is for a legitimate condition)

Apos

2012-02-10 02:12:40 PM

serpent_sky: Sounds -- from the vague article -- like the guy has some sort of mental retardation. (I don't know what the PC term is for a legitimate condition)

I do: "Juvenile humor". Not unlike what this site has.

thismomentinblackhistory

2012-02-10 02:24:47 PM

This reminds me of when I was getting my undergrad at Ohio University and campus was shut-down (and tactical units sent from Columbus) because a bike was chained up with a sticker that said "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb," which was the name of a band that had recently played in town. They tried to charge that kid with all kinds of stuff but none of it would stick as I recall.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-10 02:40:19 PM

EVERYBODY PANIC!
www.tshirtbordello.com

BurnShrike

2012-02-10 02:55:44 PM

EvilEgg: Just the word bomb is enough to scare us into a tizzy? No verb required? No need to hand it to someone or even place it on a suspicious looking package?

But that's the problem! The word bomb can be used as a verb!

Oh noes! Panic!

Walker

2012-02-10 02:57:02 PM

dennysgod

2012-02-10 02:57:49 PM

These guys know that it's no joking matter.

Fista-Phobia

2012-02-10 02:58:08 PM

"He was in the restroom doodling on some toilet paper and I am going to just let modesty go and tell you we are from the country, and so he calls passing gas, bombs," said Hadley's Aunt. "So, he was doodling on the toilet paper and put I passed a bomb in the library, talking about passing gas and somebody come in and found it, give it to the teacher that recognized his hand writing and it blow all out of proportion."

???

andyofne

2012-02-10 02:58:51 PM

Yes. If I found a scrap of toilet paper that said "I passed a bomb" I'm pretty sure I'd have to assume someone was going to destroy the world.

imontheinternet

2012-02-10 02:59:36 PM

I know a terrorist fart when I hear one. To Gitmo with him.

Ow! That was my feelings!

2012-02-10 02:59:37 PM

ftfa:
"In all, 11 agencies responded to the threat...."

Jument

2012-02-10 03:00:12 PM

BOMB

/panic!

MoronLessOff

2012-02-10 03:00:15 PM

SweetSilverBlues

2012-02-10 03:01:36 PM

andyofne: Yes. If I found a scrap of toilet paper that said "I passed a bomb" I'm pretty sure I'd have to assume someone was going to destroy the world.

I agree. It's the only logical conclusion.

JoeJitsu

2012-02-10 03:02:47 PM

Obviously not a Taco Bell customer.

jmadisonbiii

2012-02-10 03:03:07 PM

There he sat all broken hearted...

MooseUpNorth

2012-02-10 03:05:16 PM

dennysgod: [application.denofgeek.com image 480x270]

These guys know that it's no joking matter.

Ah. And now my day is complete.

elev8meL8r

2012-02-10 03:05:22 PM

Robot Eats Towson

2012-02-10 03:06:28 PM

Did someone say "doodling"?

gregoropolis

2012-02-10 03:06:39 PM

This is why i write all my threatening notes with my left hand.

TRY AND MATCH My hand WRITING now Mother farks

RandomExcess

2012-02-10 03:08:05 PM

He was arrested for making a detailed bomb threat, not writing "bomb" on toilet paper.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-02-10 03:09:47 PM

Just another day in the United States of Paranoia

Home of the not-so-brave
and the TSA,, the "Patriot" act, Homeland "Security" and the department of "Justice"

alewis14151

2012-02-10 03:12:04 PM

Sounds -- from the vague article -- like the guy has some sort of mental retardation. (I don't know what the PC term is for a legitimate condition)

How about a few squares short of a roll?

HotWingConspiracy

2012-02-10 03:12:09 PM

You can shut down any major american city with a few cardboard boxes.

Lone Stranger

2012-02-10 03:13:12 PM

ShowhermyO-face

2012-02-10 03:13:36 PM

serpent_sky: Sounds -- from the vague article -- like the guy has some sort of mental retardation. (I don't know what the PC term is for a legitimate condition)

Agreed. Until they come up with a timer that includes a "potato" setting, building incendiary devices is not in this guy's future.

martid4

2012-02-10 03:13:54 PM

I carefully pull the paper of the roll and wipe my ass then roll it back on. It makes it harder for the next person to write on.

/doing my part

namegoeshere

2012-02-10 03:14:50 PM

Does anyone actually doodle on toilet paper? Is this a thing?

brantgoose

2012-02-10 03:20:32 PM

Oh, great! Now when you want to fly, you'll be restricted to three sheets of TP.

I wonder how many fluids, by the way, can take down an aircraft in quantities under 3 ounces if you know what to do with them.

Does it really make any sense whatsoever to ban a 12 ounce can of soda but allow a three ounce tube full of Semtex explosive?

Mayhem of the Black Underclass

2012-02-10 03:24:47 PM

At first I was all:

Then I:

But now, I'm:

/sent from my iPood

AxL sANe

2012-02-10 03:25:06 PM

ShowhermyO-face: serpent_sky: Sounds -- from the vague article -- like the guy has some sort of mental retardation. (I don't know what the PC term is for a legitimate condition)

Agreed. Until they come up with a timer that includes a "potato" setting, building incendiary devices is not in this guy's future.

Hadley's family says he was an all "A" student who was scheduled to graduate in May. Meanwhile, he remains in the Jones County jail

He doesn't sound dumb, just uncouth. Unless the A's are all in special ed courses. Need more info.

Rich Cream

2012-02-10 03:28:37 PM

I write all my threats on rice paper. In case I have to eat the evidence.

I was going to say something about how hard it is to write on soft toilet tissue but this is a community bathroom of sorts which means the toilet paper is just like writing paper.

/JCJC? They really like Jesus.

SpinStopper

2012-02-10 03:30:57 PM

dennysgod: [application.denofgeek.com image 480x270]

These guys know that it's no joking matter.

Came here for that picture, leaving satisfied ;)

barefoot in the head

2012-02-10 03:33:58 PM

No matter where you are, or what you are doing, never let the focus on brown stranger danger leave your mind, childrun.

imontheinternet

2012-02-10 03:36:07 PM

barefoot in the head: No matter where you are, or what you are doing, never let the focus on brown stranger danger leave your mind, childrun.

If you smell farts, report them. - DHS

invictus2

2012-02-10 03:38:33 PM

at least he didn't mention that an explosive device was in an Italian noodle dish

Mentalpatient87

2012-02-10 03:39:08 PM

kaylward: vicexvalor.com

When it becomes difficult to distinguish between real ads and those created for a GTA game, marketing has gone too far.

StokeyBob

2012-02-10 03:40:16 PM

I can see them now seeing that it is a roll of toilet paper that says, "BOMB" so it must be, but is it? ...is it?

I wonder just what all equipment was brought in or did they just use the janitors usual poking stick.

StokeyBob

2012-02-10 03:42:53 PM

P.S. War is hell.

NoAssemblyReqd

2012-02-10 03:43:53 PM

Came for Lethal Weapon 2 reference. Satisfied.

MythDragon

2012-02-10 03:44:48 PM

Wanted for questioning
satoshimatrix.files.wordpress.com

And for setting us up the bomb

bhcompy

2012-02-10 03:46:02 PM

IT'S HEDLEY

MBooda

2012-02-10 03:51:27 PM

EvilEgg: No verb required?

FTA:

I passed a bomb in the library

/RTFA

BitwiseShift

2012-02-10 04:03:35 PM

Judge Billie Graham set a $20,000 bond for Harold Wayne Hadley Jr., 19. Hadley was arrested at his home in Seminary on Tuesday after the note was found in a bathroom at the industrial services building on the JCJC campus. In all, 11 agencies responded to the threat, but no bomb was found.

A town of 3,500 has 11 law enforcement agencies or one agency for every 300 citizens.
And a judge named Billie Graham.

Some high schools are larger than the whole town, so I guess it would be fairly easy someone born there to remain unknown for two decades.

Sounds like someone made some enemies -- after all the guy is a straight A student.

theorellior

2012-02-10 04:09:40 PM

Hadley.

henryhill

2012-02-10 04:11:32 PM

I, for one, feel safer.

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