Old School

Phew! Yes folks, I can understand their feelings because they are about to play:

Sideways through the sewers of the Strand on a Sunday afternoon
Sideways through the sewers of the Strand will be our honeymoon
Ankle deep folks in sludge dear we'll walk hand in hand
They do say that the sewers of the Strand are the finest in the land (new window)

It would be cool but there are to many ninjas.

Is your lover April O'Neil?

Oh, wait, not Jeopardy.

Aren't NYC sewers full of alligators? And albino marijuana plants?

/DNRTFA

Bring you own

I'm no great romantic but this sounds like a shiatty idea.....

#1 on GIS for sh#t tits. You do not want to see the rest of them.

You'd be surprised what can happen in the cloaca darkness

At this point I'm just hoping to still be engaged by come Valentine's Day...

Ron Pearlman, wants to have a word with subby

This is fitting seeing how on every other Valentine's Day I am usually in deep shiat with her.

That coward David Lopan: This is fitting seeing how on every other Valentine's Day I am usually in deep shiat with her.

Nicely played.

Did she say "Kiss me where it stinks"?

Raging Thespian: Love stinks.

Hell yeah.

This is about a 10-minute walk from my apartment. If it weren't during working hours, I'd go.

FTA:

"Couples and singles and children and old folks - whoever shows up is welcome to a Hershey kiss," he said.


CSB time. When I was being toilet trained as a kiddo, my mom would give me a hershey kiss every time I took a shiat in the toilet. To this day, hershey kisses (and the taste of hershey chocolate in general) remind me of taking a dump.

Looks like I'm not the only one...

honey, i wonder where the shiat goes....when we shiat together.

I design Membrane Bioreactors for a living, this would be awesome.

PENIS GOES WHERE?

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honey, i wonder where the shiat goes....when we shiat together.

One could easily work a blumpkin into that scene.

New York sewers? Wasn't that an '80s glam band?

Came for the Futurama reference - leaving happy.

giving serious thoguht to this. the wife will either be enthused or incredulous. Considering she shares my love for exploring abandoned psych facilities and tunnels and stuff, and that this would be legal (a recent concern of hers) i think my odds of a favorable reaction are better then average.

besides, it'll make an awesome valentines day story.

where did your husband take you? we went to PF Changs
Where did you go? We went out to dinner and then a movie
and where did you go? We went to a sewage treatment plant and they gave us champagne and chocolate!

//those who know me will in no way be surprised
//the reactions from the rest will be priceless

Actually.

I think this is pretty cool.

UrbanX, babies.

;)

Operative word: NOTHING is better than a new york Stewer tour....

It is if you're farking a Ninja Turtle.