Since this guy likes putting his child in a clothes dryer, how about if we stick this dipshiat in a jumbo-sized Cuisinart and set it to "frappe"?

I did this to my cat once. She turned out just fine.

Should have just shot the kid's laptop.

It does get a tad warm in there...

I saw this on tom and jerry, its fun for a baby.

I'm not typically not a violent man, but when I read this i had a sudden urge to punch my monitor. What a swine.

( have a 2 and a half year old boy)

I hope someone puts him in a prison laundry dryer.

Great. Now he's going to have Downy's Syndrome.

Better than the microwave.

As someone who just had a conversation with my girlfriend about which way would suck more to die, washing machine or dryer, I should be getting a kick out of this but I'm not. It's terrible.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Great. Now he's going to have Downy's Syndrome.

**golfclap**

I wonder if he used the wrinkle free setting.

Assaulted a 5 year old in 1999? And a 3 year old now? Why is he even allowed near children?

FTA: He was convicted in 1999 of domestic violence for assaulting a 5-year-old family member, the Times Recorder reported.

Guy likes to terrorize kids. He belongs on an Alabama chain gang...

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/feeling a bit sick

Arkham: I'm not typically not a violent man, but when I read this i had a sudden urge to punch my monitor.

I'm not typically not a violent man, but when I read this i had a sudden urge to put a 3-year-old child in a clothes dryer.

/but not for punishment
//no...I would never do that

They need to put that looser (or parts of him) through the wringer.

/wringer = old time clothes dryer: two rollers about a 1/4" appart used to squeeze excess water from clothes and to create instant blood blisters on the unwary.

These guys should totally hang out (in hell) and exchange laundry tips.

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Private_Citizen: They need to put that looser (or parts of him) through the wringer.

/wringer = old time clothes dryer: two rollers about a 1/4" appart used to squeeze excess water from clothes and to create instant blood blisters on the unwary.

I believe you mispelled ringer.

/appart from that, you are a looser.

OhioCanHasFarkTagNow? How about now? Give us a minute... NOW??

Half the population of Florida once migrated south from Ohio and can't find their way back (thank jeebus for small miracles).

/the dad's not even from a dry county

Relevant (sort of).

/first thing I thought of

When I was young we would climb into the large industrial dryers at the laundromat and take a few spins. Kids today are weak and whiny.

Thanks for using 'cretin' subby. Way to bring it back.

Bagelox-99: Private_Citizen: They need to put that looser (or parts of him) through the wringer.

/wringer = old time clothes dryer: two rollers about a 1/4" appart used to squeeze excess water from clothes and to create instant blood blisters on the unwary.

I believe you mispelled ringer.

/appart from that, you are a looser.

I C what you did there...

I also know a well-endowed woman who once had a boobie caught in the wringer. She said not even chidbirth compared to that pain...

Bagelox-99: Private_Citizen: They need to put that looser (or parts of him) through the wringer.

/wringer = old time clothes dryer: two rollers about a 1/4" appart used to squeeze excess water from clothes and to create instant blood blisters on the unwary.

I believe you mispelled ringer.

/appart from that, you are a looser.

It's spelled wringer.

As for your other spelling error catches - I bow to your pendantry.

/tough Farking with an old cell phone that has no spellcheck.

When I was a kid I would have thought that was a great idea. Toss a bunch of clothes in and turn the heat to delicate; instant carnival ride.

/ No, I have no idea why my mom has a bunch of grey hairs.

He should've just shot the kids laptop.

Pedobear would like to give the boy a tumble too.

JFC.

They biatch if you beat discipline your kids.

They biatch if you punish your kids for being bad without beating your kids.

But they don't raise a finger to actually help you raise your kids.

/you got a glorious master plan on how to raise kids? GOOD go have your own F*CKING KIDS and raise them any F*CKING WAY you like; it's none of my f*cking business or concern anyway!

/just stay the f*ck off my lawn
//of course Faux Noise has an agenda; to keep its viewers PAINFULLY F*CKING STUPID with deliberately false information
///seriously...who the f*ck watches Fox 'news'?

This is why childbirth should be a privilege, not a right ...

Well, I was going to post a picture of Peter in the washing machine and remind everyone you are supposed to use the damn clothesline.(after all small children will hang pretty well with a sturdy line and pin)

Psst. Amateur. The pros know that the spin cycle on the washer works better and it gets the bath out of the away at the same time. Think it out, dude.

I read fark for the pics: I did this to my cat once. She turned out just fine.

offmymeds: I read fark for the pics: I did this to my cat once. She turned out just fine.

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Dog, what the hell is that thing?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Great. Now he's going to have Downy's Syndrome.

I snorted.
/damn, I am going to hell.
//still funny.

IT WA-WA-WA-WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, IT'S GA-GA-GA-GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM

I remember a movie similiar to Kentucky Fried Movie, in that it had a bunch of short clips, where this guy put naked chicks in a dryer and ended up killing them. It was some kind of comedy

/Obscure?
//Dont let me down FARK

My boy turned 3 yesterday, so this farks me off. More than it normally should.