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Prophetica Insipia

2012-02-10 08:50:55 AM

Sin.

Jake Havechek

2012-02-10 08:51:27 AM

Going balls deep.

Rev. Skarekroe

2012-02-10 08:52:04 AM

Lying back and thinking of England.

Jake Havechek

2012-02-10 08:53:17 AM

Launching the heat seeking moisture missile.

HST's Dead Carcass

2012-02-10 08:53:53 AM

Since this is TFD and none of us actually have SO's (we just pretend to, and strike deals to make it look like we do), we're all running solo. So, I submit:

Waxing the Batpole.

Kyro

2012-02-10 08:54:10 AM

Churning butter.

stephen74

2012-02-10 08:54:37 AM

Surrendering your soul to the succubus/incubus.

Rev.K

2012-02-10 08:55:27 AM

Sexual intercourse.

"Hey baby, you want to have sexual intercourse? Then maybe after the sexual intercourse we could go for Krusty brand gelatinous gum based non dairy beverages".

Kid Lester

2012-02-10 08:57:39 AM

Short and simple: Getting it on

"What say we finish these beers and go get it on?" Just seems like a natural thing to say.

Shostie

2012-02-10 08:59:50 AM

Genital mashin'.

Girl From The North Country

2012-02-10 08:59:52 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Lying back and thinking of England.

I love this so much.

Sarcastica75

2012-02-10 09:00:19 AM

ripping your cock off and cramming it in your mouth.

i call it... the sound of silence.

Nabb1

2012-02-10 09:02:06 AM

Making the beast with two backs.

Sarcastica75

2012-02-10 09:02:19 AM

god save the queen, sugar. god save the queen.

Timanous

2012-02-10 09:02:48 AM

Filing For Divorce

oldfarthenry

2012-02-10 09:03:14 AM

Care for some pork-stick spelunking. Mrs. Henry?

i149.photobucket.com

Prophetica Insipia

2012-02-10 09:04:26 AM

When life and an industrial film have far more similarities than you'd think.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent

2012-02-10 09:05:03 AM

F*cking.

Ras-Algethi

2012-02-10 09:06:23 AM

Taking one for the team.
Four-Legged Frolic.
Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage.
Put the Tool in the Shed.
Roasting the Broomstick.
Yentz.
Vitamin F.
Tooling in the Woods.
Shoot Between Wind and Water.
Secret Services.
Horizontal Refreshment.

Kyro

2012-02-10 09:10:22 AM

Slipping on the squish mitten.

themeaningoflifeisnot

2012-02-10 09:12:38 AM

Sarcastica75: ripping your cock off and cramming it in your mouth.

i call it... the sound of silence.

You big flirt.

BunkoSquad

2012-02-10 09:14:08 AM

Coitus...the physical act of love.

ozone

2012-02-10 09:14:11 AM

rape rape.

Ras-Algethi

2012-02-10 09:14:19 AM

Going green.

_{oh noes....}

Go Fast Turn Left

2012-02-10 09:14:24 AM

"Going green"

PFRboy

2012-02-10 09:14:52 AM

It feels like I'm sticking my dick into a pocket made out of puppy ears!

themeaningoflifeisnot

2012-02-10 09:14:54 AM

Pounding the meatbucket

Cockpit maintenance

Al_Ed

2012-02-10 09:15:04 AM

I call it a "miracle".

Girl From The North Country

2012-02-10 09:15:33 AM

Green? Yikes...I never dreamed...

themeaningoflifeisnot

2012-02-10 09:15:42 AM

Throwing a bat into the garage

Aphoticamy

2012-02-10 09:16:14 AM

FORNICATE!

Ras-Algethi

2012-02-10 09:17:00 AM

PFRboy: It feels like I'm sticking my dick into a pocket made out of puppy ears!

ABW?

internut scholar

2012-02-10 09:18:22 AM

Penis into Vagina.

If ya know what I mean.

Jake Havechek

2012-02-10 09:19:18 AM

Taking the skin boat to tuna town.

Trivia Jockey

2012-02-10 09:20:19 AM

Spanking the monkey.

Wait, which deed now?

Girl From The North Country

2012-02-10 09:20:36 AM

Jake Havechek: Taking the skin boat to tuna town.

I lol'd in spite of myself

Aphoticamy

2012-02-10 09:23:49 AM

I am now married and sadly can no longer properly "fornicate": Mommy and Daddy are going to have a "talk". That's why the door is locked. Go...play. We'll be out in a couple minutes.

Sarcastica75

2012-02-10 09:25:04 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: Sarcastica75: ripping your cock off and cramming it in your mouth.

i call it... the sound of silence.

You big flirt.

X-D

themeaningoflifeisnot

2012-02-10 09:27:41 AM

Shutting her up for 5 f*cking minutes

Gulper Eel

2012-02-10 09:30:00 AM

That thing we did in 2005.

CapnBlues

2012-02-10 09:30:31 AM

farking.

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes

2012-02-10 09:30:55 AM

Bustin' guts.

//Ladies?