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(Washington Post) Dumbass Rick Santorum believes that women should not be in combat because combat is stressful and they might, like, get all hysterical and emotional and maybe break a nail or something. Also, it's hard to get them pregnant in body armor   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 113
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2012-02-10 08:37:14 AM
Yeah, I'm definitely not a Santorum fan, but that's not what he said. At all. Nice try Subtard.
 
2012-02-10 08:43:50 AM
I watched the vid, and I hate Santorum, but subby: You clearly did not at all understand his point.

His point was about the danger of romantic feelings between men and women getting in the way of the job, and those feelings could be had by the man and/or the woman.

Now this seems a lot like the semi-legitimate part of the argument against gays in the military: not the "gays are icky and should be banished" part that is largely the backdrop in this discussion, but the part of one man valuing another man more than "the mission".

IMO this argument is moronic, as it assumes ineffective training within the military, and also assumes the bond bt brothers (in real life and in terms of "fellow soldiers") is somehow less strong that a romantic bond.

And that's his argument here: romantic bonds messing up military missions. Not "women be shopping"
 
2012-02-10 09:03:32 AM
I Said: Now this seems a lot like the semi-legitimate part of the argument against gays in the military: not the "gays are icky and should be banished" part that is largely the backdrop in this discussion, but the part of one man valuing another man more than "the mission".

IMO this argument is moronic, as it assumes ineffective training within the military, and also assumes the bond bt brothers (in real life and in terms of "fellow soldiers") is somehow less strong that a romantic bond.


This is why we should only send eunuchs into battle.
 
2012-02-10 09:28:58 AM
Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.
 
2012-02-10 09:36:10 AM
If given a choice, in combat I'm saving the biggest breasts first.
 
2012-02-10 09:41:50 AM
Well, think about the latin root of 'hysterical' for a minute.
 
2012-02-10 09:45:09 AM
Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Yeah but this quote is about heterosexual sex for a change.

/WTF does Santorum know about the military?
 
2012-02-10 10:19:33 AM
You all are missing the opportunity to make this thread into a 'women in uniform' thread.
 
2012-02-10 10:37:07 AM
Generation_D: You all are missing the opportunity to make this thread into a 'women in uniform' thread.

Very true.

This one's for Ricky:
www.yowazzup.com

Pretty sure each one of those fragile, delicate young ladies could pound me into a messy little smudge (and not in the good, sessy-sessy way, either).
 
2012-02-10 10:56:51 AM
Rick Santorum believes

www.therenegadeblog.com
 
2012-02-10 11:12:25 AM
When asked about the Pentagon's plan to allow women to serve in some combat roles, Santorum told CNN's John King: "I want to create every opportunity for women to be able to serve this country ... but I do have concerns about women in front-line combat. I think that could be a very compromising situation, where people naturally may do things that may not be in the interest of the mission because of other types of emotions that are involved. It already happens, of course, with the camaraderie of men in combat, but those close, intimate feelings between two men are different than the feelings that I have with my wife, for example. Those two men will support each other with mission positions and help each other to reach around obstacles. That camaraderie can really inspire them in combat, too, to help whip them into a froth as lean, hard fighting machines. And of course, if something goes wrong, it's really important to have a good man at your rear. Having women around would really ruin that." Santorum added.
 
2012-02-10 11:15:24 AM
"I need some cover fire over here!"
"Oh look, we're still all about your needs. What about my needs?"
 
2012-02-10 11:47:21 AM
hysterical and emotional and maybe break a nail or something.

Which is why you never served, Rick, but not everyone is the same as you!
 
2012-02-10 11:52:09 AM
Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Just imagine what his administration would be like.

"I haven't got time for these ridiculous foreign policy problems! THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HAVING SEX OUT THERE AND I'M NOT! I mean...there are gay people having sex out there! We have to stop them!"
 
2012-02-10 11:53:49 AM
Lando Lincoln: Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Just imagine what his administration would be like.

"I haven't got time for these ridiculous foreign policy problems! THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HAVING SEX OUT THERE AND I'M NOT! I mean...there are gay people having sex out there! We have to stop them!"


Economic plan = End sodomy
 
2012-02-10 11:55:55 AM
I Said: And that's his argument here: romantic bonds messing up military missions. Not "women be shopping"

Women shopping would probably endanger the mission. Are you willing to risk your life on women being able to stop shopping?
 
2012-02-10 11:56:17 AM
I know a good number of female Soldiers who would kick Santorum's ass for saying this.
 
2012-02-10 11:56:31 AM
RexTalionis: This is why we should only send eunuchs into battle.

Let us travel to Astapor and purchase some Unsullied.
 
2012-02-10 11:57:07 AM
John Paul Jones: Well, think about the latin root of 'hysterical' for a minute.

or sinister!
 
2012-02-10 11:57:12 AM
monoski: Lando Lincoln: Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Just imagine what his administration would be like.

"I haven't got time for these ridiculous foreign policy problems! THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HAVING SEX OUT THERE AND I'M NOT! I mean...there are gay people having sex out there! We have to stop them!"

Economic plan = End sodomy


Obama's economic plan "Stick to the man"

Stark contrast?
 
2012-02-10 11:57:18 AM
I'm amazed when someone with a vagina tells me they vote republican, male or female.

/wait, what?
 
2012-02-10 11:58:29 AM
yert: monoski: Lando Lincoln: Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Just imagine what his administration would be like.

"I haven't got time for these ridiculous foreign policy problems! THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HAVING SEX OUT THERE AND I'M NOT! I mean...there are gay people having sex out there! We have to stop them!"

Economic plan = End sodomy

Obama's economic plan "Stick it to the man"

Stark contrast?


ftfm
/gdism
 
2012-02-10 11:59:15 AM
I think it would be great knowing that there would ne awkward hookups within frontline units. Imagine just how carefully you'd have to conduct the preparation and execution of a mission with your ex breathing down your neck. Then when you get a new hottie in the platoon, you'd work extra hard to impress them.

Soldiers are going to be distracted with sexual thoughts anyway at times. Why not turn the natural need for some tail, or betterthe yet sexualto jealousy and rivalry, into a motivating force?
 
2012-02-10 12:00:06 PM
Agrees, wants to know "where the white boys at?"

www.howarddavidjohnson.com
 
2012-02-10 12:00:12 PM
Just move to Yemen already, Rick. Christ.
 
2012-02-10 12:01:46 PM
something something foxholes
 
2012-02-10 12:03:12 PM
More right wing columnist buyers remorse

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-02-10 12:04:12 PM
yert: yert: monoski: Lando Lincoln: Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Just imagine what his administration would be like.

"I haven't got time for these ridiculous foreign policy problems! THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HAVING SEX OUT THERE AND I'M NOT! I mean...there are gay people having sex out there! We have to stop them!"

Economic plan = End sodomy

Obama's economic plan "Stick it to the man"

Stark contrast?

ftfm
/gdism


Yeah, the fix didn't help much.

Which "men" have got it stuck to them?
 
2012-02-10 12:06:21 PM
Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

This. My personal observation is that repressing sexuality (usually due to religion) tends to cause unhealthy sexual obsession. Another example I have noticed is the abundance of roadside porn shops one sees upon entering the bible belt.
 
2012-02-10 12:10:49 PM
Sigh...

The saddest thing about the whole farking controversy is that this is not the case of the military bowing to outside pressure. It's them looking internally and realizing that if you already have women serving in forward positions (giggity) in an informal manner, it's better to make it official. That way the women get the credit they both deserve and need to advance in the military.
 
2012-02-10 12:11:35 PM
MontanaDave: Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

This. My personal observation is that repressing sexuality (usually due to religion) tends to cause unhealthy sexual obsession. Another example I have noticed is the abundance of roadside porn shops one sees upon entering the bible belt.


When i moved down south as a young lad i made friends with a bunch of people whose parents were farking other peoples parents.

What was really strange was there was almost a kind of pride by the kids too ( my daddy is a sex machine )..

They got some weird mother farkers down south
 
2012-02-10 12:14:24 PM
When my ex was on the rag she could rip the guts out of a pit bull
 
2012-02-10 12:15:57 PM
Vodka Zombie: Rick Santorum thinks of nothing but sex all day.

Maybe he's angling for a job as an Adidas pitchman?
 
2012-02-10 12:17:23 PM
I saw Santorum on the Today show this morning discussing these comments. What I got from it is not that "romance" will be the problem as much as the desire for the men to comprimise the mission by being a white knight for the women...chivalry if you will.

/not a Santorum fan, nor defending this idiot.
 
2012-02-10 12:19:28 PM
Doesn't this ring a bell for anyone else out there? A statement that women shouldn't be in foxholes because their foxholes get all infected?

Ah yes, that's right... (clickypop)
 
2012-02-10 12:19:33 PM
So he fails to see our armed services a professional fight force that can put duty before booty. I don't see why I would want him as CiC if he thinks that little of our sevice members.
 
2012-02-10 12:20:23 PM
I_C_Weener: If given a choice, in combat I'm saving the biggest breasts first.

The former Mrs. MFAWG was a combat medic with a very nice rack, so I got a kick out of this reply.
 
2012-02-10 12:20:46 PM
Rick Santorum, everybody, once more bravely standing up for Rick Santorum's right to police everybody's personal life according to his personal beliefs.
 
2012-02-10 12:21:02 PM
Something that perplexes non-Americans is the apparent inability of folks in the US to take a look around the rest of the world.

It's particularly odd in the 'XXX serves in combat/the military,' because for many years, or even decades, most US allies have had openly gay service members and women in combat units.

Therefore any US soldier that has served in a UN or NATO mission has already had these experiences. They've served with openly gay soldiers and women in combat roles. Routinely.

Yet, American politicians endlessly speculate about 'unit cohesion' and other nonsense when there is actual empirical evidence literally a phone call away.

Let me help you end the debate. I served in a unit with openly homosexual colleagues. It causes no issues whatsoever. None. None. I served in a combat role alongside female soldiers and officers. There were plenty of hookups, and marriages, etc., but I the net benefit and inherent value was higher than any net cost.

Now then...Mr. Santorum speculates on the potential negative impact of women in a combat situation. He, I'm sure, was also in the camp that predicted the immediate and catastrophic impact on US defence of the repeal of DADT...so, what's changed...anything? No, of course not. These idiots were completely, totally wrong then, why even wonder if they may be correct this time?

We've had marriage equality in this country for more than a decade. Do you think that the sanctity of Canadian marriages is any less than it was before? Do you hear news stories of massive hetero divorces, of kids 'turning' gay, of people marrying animals? No, of course not...so why all the 'debate?' The matter is settled...you're just too focused inward to notice.

Hello America, it's the rest of the world calling. Just to let you know we're out here...there are billions of us.
 
2012-02-10 12:21:17 PM
Why is there still a single woman on Earth who votes Republican?
 
2012-02-10 12:22:54 PM
ipsofacto: something something foxholes

Sorry, didn't see you got there first. Still, I provided a link.

The old give 'n' go.
 
2012-02-10 12:23:33 PM
FTA: "I think that could be a very compromising situation, where people naturally may do things that may not be in the interest of the mission because of other types of emotions that are involved. It already happens, of course, with the camaraderie of men in combat, but I think it would be even more unique if women were in combat," Santorum added. "And I think that's not in the best interests of men, women or the mission."

If gays can handle their emotions in a combat situation, then why can't heterosexuals do the same?
 
2012-02-10 12:24:05 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Why is there still a single woman on Earth who votes Republican?

Self-loathing.
 
2012-02-10 12:24:21 PM
Cortez the Killer: I saw Santorum on the Today show this morning discussing these comments. What I got from it is not that "romance" will be the problem as much as the desire for the men to comprimise the mission by being a white knight for the women...chivalry if you will.

No joke, that's incredibly disrespectful of the men in the military.
 
2012-02-10 12:27:43 PM
I have never fought on the front lines and neither has Santorum. Most of us have never seen how troops respond when under fire. He should probably leave the issue of military relationships up to the commanders. Regardless of his point, speaking in hypotheticals only makes him look sexist.
 
2012-02-10 12:28:07 PM
Rick Santorum is pining for the Dark Ages.
 
2012-02-10 12:29:55 PM
TFA: For a candidate with virtually no staff and who tends to talk off the cuff, Rick Santorum has been nearly gaffe-free

Wrong. Santorum's entire campaign platform - no abortion, no contraception, no sex, life begins at conception, women belong in the home, gay people do not deserve equal marriage rights, gay sex is basically the same as beastiality - is a gaffe for any candidate running after 1940.
 
2012-02-10 12:33:57 PM
As this decision by the Pentagon just makes what has already been going on for years official, I can't help but take this any other way than Ricky is sexist.

Women have already been filling these rolls. They have already been fighting and dying. And it's been like this for half a decade. This is just the Pentagon doing some bureaucratic house keeping.

I'm sorry, but if you oppose this you have already been proven wrong. Hell, you were proven wrong before you even knew you could have an opinion on the subject. Therefore, some introspective soul searching on why you are against this is probably needed.
 
2012-02-10 12:37:04 PM
KWess:

Hello America, it's the rest of the world calling. Just to let you know we're out here...there are billions of us.


Oh, we know you are out there. With your commie, socialist gay agenda. First comes women in combat, then homosexuals. A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. We need upstanding patriots like Santorum to who will no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

God bless American and I pledge my allegiance!
 
2012-02-10 12:37:13 PM
someonelse: Cortez the Killer: I saw Santorum on the Today show this morning discussing these comments. What I got from it is not that "romance" will be the problem as much as the desire for the men to comprimise the mission by being a white knight for the women...chivalry if you will.

No joke, that's incredibly disrespectful of the men in the military.


Well, you know us men....can't control ourselves around the wemmen folk. They better get in the kitchen and make me a sammich before she gets rape raped.

/her fault, of course, it it happens. She shouldn't have looked so sexy in those high healed combat boots
 
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