FARK.com: (6933940) Kate Upton shows off her...gaaaah...and I'm done

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Kate Upton shows off her...gaaaah...and I'm done (dailymail.co.uk)		152
		More: Cool, Kate Upton, swimsuit issue, John Legend, rookie of the year, Irina Shayk, Cristiano Ronaldo, Katie, maroon

• • •

25028 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Feb 2012 at 12:23 PM | Favorite | share:

more» |

Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends!

shirt it!

Share this link:

URL:

http://fk.cm/go/6933940

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

152 Comments (+0 »)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

strangeguitar

2012-02-10 08:46:07 AM

Now THAT is what a woman's body should look like.

/Fap x 1,000,000

edmo

2012-02-10 08:57:50 AM

strangeguitar: Now THAT is what a woman's body should look like.

/Fap x 1,000,000

And she'd still be the skinniest chick in the Midwest.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-10 08:59:19 AM

And....

I'm spent.

Rev.K

2012-02-10 09:00:45 AM

Thats the baseline for a woman in my book.

/fappity fap fap

JerseyTim

2012-02-10 09:04:12 AM

Wow. Prince Harry is one lucky man.

oldfarthenry

2012-02-10 09:07:34 AM

BOTH WRISTS ARE SORE AS HELL AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Tor_Eckman

2012-02-10 09:09:20 AM

I hate to be that guy, but I predict that one day in the not too distant future she will be on celebrity biggest loser.

cmunic8r99

2012-02-10 09:17:51 AM

Wendy's Chili

2012-02-10 09:29:48 AM

strangeguitar: Now THAT is what a woman's ~~body~~ breasts should look like.

/Fap x 1,000,000

She needs to lose the love handles and grow an ass.

NuttierThanEver

2012-02-10 09:53:02 AM

Wendy's Chili: strangeguitar: Now THAT is what a woman's body breasts should look like.

/Fap x 1,000,000

She needs to lose the love handles and grow an ass.

Why would we need another you?

/jk but seriously if you find flaws on that you have to be a very bitter gay man.

R.A.Danny

2012-02-10 10:01:24 AM

Yet another chance to post the this (new window). SFW yet sexier than porn.

Bagelox-99

2012-02-10 10:26:25 AM

Makes me wish I was the Dougie so she would do me.

Blues_X

2012-02-10 10:35:08 AM

NuttierThanEver: /jk but seriously if you find flaws on that you have to be a very bitter gay man.

No.

I like curvy women. But the area from navel to thighs shouldn't be shaped like a rectangle.

Sybarite

2012-02-10 11:10:51 AM

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-02-10 11:24:31 AM

Look the sea just parted
Stop the race that started
Faking gaps for generations
Of nations
She's from Rapid City
Fueled on pride and pity
It's enough that she was raised there
Not to stay there
Why you gotta be so proud?

cheap_thoughts

2012-02-10 11:48:15 AM

Nice razor burn.

Outrageous Muff

2012-02-10 11:54:13 AM

GavinTheAlmighty

2012-02-10 12:26:43 PM

Those are not great pictures of her.

As if that would stop me though.

Rev. Skarekroe

2012-02-10 12:27:00 PM

She's attractive, but who is she and why is she famous?

Raug the Dwarf

2012-02-10 12:27:14 PM

Wow.

Just, wow. Like the fist of an angry god, I would hit that.

pounddawg

2012-02-10 12:29:00 PM

9beers

2012-02-10 12:34:02 PM

Wow, she got fat.

Mr. Parker

2012-02-10 12:35:19 PM

Holy mayonnaise I need to clean my work desk again.

Sybarite

2012-02-10 12:36:33 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: She's attractive, but who is she and why is she famous?

Current "it" girl model; face of Guess Jeans, SI Swimsuit Rookie of the Year, Victoria's Secret, niece of a congressman, romantically linked to Kanye, viral internet video doing the Dougie at a basketball game, appeared on Tosh.0.

NuttierThanEver

2012-02-10 12:37:22 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: She's attractive, but who is she and why is she famous?

Two reasons

headblitz.com

PsyLord

2012-02-10 12:38:43 PM

Not a bookmark.

Shazam999

2012-02-10 12:40:39 PM

I'd totally fark her until I came.

Rwa2play

2012-02-10 12:40:47 PM

strangeguitar: Now THAT is what a woman's body should look like.

/Fap x 1,000,000

THIS x 1,000,000

/FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP....

chuckufarlie

2012-02-10 12:41:11 PM

edmo: strangeguitar: Now THAT is what a woman's body should look like.

/Fap x 1,000,000

And she'd still be the skinniest chick in the Midwest.

corn fed girls are the best girls.

PsyLord

2012-02-10 12:41:48 PM

R.A.Danny: Yet another chance to post the this (new window). SFW yet sexier than porn.

I'm not sure why those SoBe commercials with her in them are no longer being aired... cause... DAY-YUM!

WienerButt

2012-02-10 12:41:54 PM

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it til it fell off. But have her go through boot camp for a few weeks and a healthier diet before bringing her to my chambers.

/she's hot but in that 'I'm young and don't need to work out...yet' way
//not studman
///non virgins will see where I'm coming from..

Rwa2play

2012-02-10 12:43:20 PM

R.A.Danny: Yet another chance to post the this (new window). SFW yet sexier than porn.

Damn...you're right! Cute AND sexy.

Perfection personified.

Crewmannumber6

2012-02-10 12:46:48 PM

yes

Irving Maimway

2012-02-10 12:55:12 PM

Curves matter.

RedT

2012-02-10 12:55:42 PM

I love how a gal with what is close to what a normal woman's body looks like (but still on the thin side) is considered to be curvy. She looks great, but who deemed that boobs and butts should be banished and WHY?

Why can't I live in an era where Marilyn, Raquel, and Sofia figures are considered normal?

/I also love how farkers will still say she's too fat

hundreddollarman

2012-02-10 12:55:51 PM

Hey fatties. Kate Upton is "curvy." You are not. That is all.

Fun Dumpster

2012-02-10 12:56:05 PM

She's attractive as hell, beautiful curves and a nice bounce in her walk. She's also a kid or a nervous breakdown away from being a fatso.

godofatheist

2012-02-10 12:56:45 PM

wow she got fat. not that i wouldn't bone her, but wow she got fat.

EyeballKid

2012-02-10 01:00:40 PM

Fun Dumpster: She's also a kid or a nervous breakdown away from being a fatso.

upload.wikimedia.org

But then again, who isn't?

p the boiler

2012-02-10 01:01:35 PM

godofatheist: wow she got fat. not that i wouldn't bone her, but wow she got fat.

are you high?

She is not even close to fat

Rwa2play

2012-02-10 01:07:29 PM

hundreddollarman: Hey fatties. Kate Upton is "curvy." You are not. That is all.

[i70.photobucket.com image 628x799]

[i70.photobucket.com image 628x799]

[i70.photobucket.com image 628x799]

[i70.photobucket.com image 628x799]

[i70.photobucket.com image 628x799]

Mmmmmmmmm...

www.misplaced.net

Mr. Parker

2012-02-10 01:10:58 PM

God what is wrong with you people? Fat? I'm sure all of you guys casting stones are in perfect shape.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-02-10 01:13:37 PM

Mr. Parker: God what is wrong with you people? Fat? I'm sure all of you guys casting stones are in perfect shape.

"Round" is a shape.

Rwa2play

2012-02-10 01:15:15 PM

Mr. Parker: God what is wrong with you people? Fat? I'm sure all of you guys casting stones are in perfect shape.

Either that, or they like slamming their wang against a broomstick with a wig and a skirt on.

AzDownboy

2012-02-10 01:16:11 PM

The First Four Katy Perry Albums

2012-02-10 01:18:13 PM

Kate is showing off her gaaaaaaash? I'd pay to see that.

Kate doing the dougie.

perilsensitive

2012-02-10 01:19:15 PM

Oblig

Ima_Lurker

2012-02-10 01:19:47 PM

Rwa2play: Mr. Parker: God what is wrong with you people? Fat? I'm sure all of you guys casting stones are in perfect shape.

Either that, or they like slamming their wang against a broomstick with a wig and a skirt on.

Or as I call it, Tuesday.

/Wait, what?

Vash's Apprentice

2012-02-10 01:20:24 PM