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(TechEBlog) Silly Expectation /= reality   (techeblog.com) divider line 31
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serial_crusher [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 08:56:56 AM
You're dividing expectation by reality and then assigning the result back to expectation? I don't get it.
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:30:46 AM
Is it me, or is Tech-E-Blog starting to forget that the word 'tech' is in their name?
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:49:14 AM
The Onion is prophetic: Is it me, or is Tech-E-Blog starting to forget that the word 'tech' is in their name?

They're going full History Channel, you never go full History Channel.
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 11:06:48 AM
EvilEgg: The Onion is prophetic: Is it me, or is Tech-E-Blog starting to forget that the word 'tech' is in their name?

They're going full History Channel, you never go full History Channel.

Or Sci-fi. I mean, SyFy.
 
Tarl3k
2012-02-10 12:29:31 PM
This could very possibly be the worst link I have ever seen on fark.com
 
Bag of Hammers
2012-02-10 12:41:02 PM
why was this....
 
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-10 12:46:33 PM
Y'know what's worse than slideshows? Slideshows that don't farking WORK.
 
Hand Banana
2012-02-10 12:47:37 PM
That was really bad, and the mods should feel bad for greenlighting it.
 
loonatic112358
2012-02-10 01:07:41 PM
whoever set up formatting for that website should be shipped off to china to work as slave labor assembling meaningless objects for foxconn
 
Fano
2012-02-10 01:13:09 PM
Hand Banana: That was really bad, and the mods should feel bad for greenlighting it.

And Cracked had TWO! articles today that were shameless plugs for books written by Cracked contributors.
 
Sgeo
2012-02-10 01:23:16 PM
serial_crusher: You're dividing expectation by reality and then assigning the result back to expectation? I don't get it.

Pretty sure subby is a Haskell programmer. You could try scaring him/her and/or making him/her hurt you by talking about how great unsafePerformIO is for absolutely everything.
 
soopey
2012-02-10 01:24:04 PM
serial_crusher: You're dividing expectation by reality and then assigning the result back to expectation? I don't get it.

I see my job is done here. God help us if Expectation has an overloaded operator though.
 
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh
2012-02-10 01:28:57 PM
My expectation upon clicking the link was not the reality of seeing that craptacular page.
 
JudgeItoBox
2012-02-10 01:49:21 PM
Chiming in on the irony.

That was a very uproxx/kotaku/4-chan regurgitation type of post.
 
dj_spanmaster [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:59:44 PM
!=
< >
≠
 
JW
2012-02-10 01:59:52 PM
Why is Ricky Gervais ripping tape with his teeth?
 
lordargent
2012-02-10 02:02:52 PM
serial_crusher: You're dividing expectation by reality and then assigning the result back to expectation? I don't get it.

So if reality >= 1, your result will be.

www.roughlydrafted.com
 
lordargent
2012-02-10 02:06:59 PM
shiat, do you really need javascript from 15+ different sites running on your page?

lordargent.com
 
lordargent
2012-02-10 02:13:57 PM
Also

C:\>perl -e "use strict; my $Expectation = 20; my $reality = 10; $Expectation /= $reality; print $Expectation;"
2
 
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-10 02:40:43 PM
lordargent: shiat, do you really need javascript from 15+ different sites running on your page?

[lordargent.com image 262x1100]

This, for fark's sake... And even clicking "temporarily allow all" still doesn't get the stupid slideshow to work.
 
Sgeo
2012-02-10 02:41:23 PM
class Eq a where
(==) :: a -> a -> Bool
(/=) :: a -> a -> Bool
a == b = not (a /= b)
a /= b = not (a == b)
 
imgod2u [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 02:54:01 PM
EvilEgg: The Onion is prophetic: Is it me, or is Tech-E-Blog starting to forget that the word 'tech' is in their name?

They're going full History Channel, you never go full History Channel.

What about in the heat of the moment?
 
imgod2u [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 02:56:46 PM
Hot wheels commercials : actual hot wheels

YOU LIED TO ME
 
angstycoder
2012-02-10 04:05:41 PM
lordargent: Also

C:\>perl -e "use strict; my $Expectation = 20; my $reality = 10; $Expectation /= $reality; print $Expectation;"
2

I was pondering a use strict joke somehow. Thankfully, I've been beaten to it (I originally read //= though, which I guess is true if you have no expectations defined).
 
Niveras
2012-02-10 04:07:49 PM
Mentalpatient87: lordargent: shiat, do you really need javascript from 15+ different sites running on your page?

[lordargent.com image 262x1100]

This, for fark's sake... And even clicking "temporarily allow all" still doesn't get the stupid slideshow to work.

I was able to run it with just allowing techeblog and imgur.

However, I do agree:

i41.tinypic.com
 
Equilibrist [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 05:52:47 PM
Seriously? Green?

/Mods, it's not good for your health to be in the cups so early, you need to pace yourselves.
 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch
2012-02-11 12:16:25 AM
Mentalpatient87: Y'know what's worse than slideshows? Slideshows that don't farking WORK.

Yeah, which of the TWO DOZEN offboard scripts makes it work? I'm guessing it's none of the ad servers, but you never know.
 
Abner Doon
2012-02-11 03:37:45 AM
I came here to make Haskell jokes and biatch about scripts...looks like I'm entirely unnecessary in this thread.

Damn.
 
Baryogenesis
2012-02-11 05:19:09 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Sgeo
2012-02-11 05:52:21 PM
Abner Doon: I came here to make Haskell jokes and biatch about scripts...looks like I'm entirely unnecessary in this thread.

Damn.

Noo, come back, I've been the only one saying anything about Haskell.
 
Unhip1
2012-02-12 10:13:55 PM
You chose poorly, SUBBY.
And made an enemy for life
 
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