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2012-02-10 08:57:47 AM
Robotney can atleast feel good about the fact that democrats are attacking him during the primary, that signifies front runner status. If he had feelings that is...
 
2012-02-10 08:58:10 AM
PLEASE LIKE ME!!!!!!
 
2012-02-10 09:00:42 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-10 09:01:38 AM
"Mitt Romney is the latest target of a viral meme that's swept the Internet."

I can't believe Romney is interesting enough to be an internet meme.
 
2012-02-10 09:03:39 AM
From a political standpoint, he's really painted himself into a corner and is now widely seen as a rich out-of-touch stiff. Working to redefine himself is not going to be easy. He'd better hope that the economy tanks again.
 
2012-02-10 09:05:44 AM
Mitt == The Smiler.
 
2012-02-10 09:05:53 AM
ever since i saw the who let the dogs out clip a couple of year ago, I said that it should be used in an ad against Mitt.
 
2012-02-10 09:06:14 AM
Edsel: From a political standpoint, he's really painted himself into a corner and is now widely seen as a rich out-of-touch stiff. Working to redefine himself is not going to be easy. He'd better hope that the economy tanks again.

I think it was the daily show that put together a montage of him contradicting himself on just about any issue you can imagine.
 
2012-02-10 09:06:30 AM
Ah.... SuperPACs.
 
2012-02-10 09:07:27 AM
Edsel: From a political standpoint, he's really painted himself into a corner and is now widely seen as a rich out-of-touch stiff. Working to redefine himself is not going to be easy. He'd better hope that the economy tanks again.

And that folks think firing a bunch of people to concentrate the wealth further is a good idea.
 
2012-02-10 09:07:31 AM
That's not nearly as bad as the sh*t Bush has said....or even Obama.


"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." - "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009.

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people.
 
2012-02-10 09:07:34 AM
Obama said "57 States" 3 years ago.

Clearly, that means that both sides are bad, so you should vote Republican.
 
2012-02-10 09:08:00 AM
This is easily countered by a montage of 32 shots of Obama saying "57 states" .
 
2012-02-10 09:09:17 AM
TFerWannaBe: This is easily countered by a montage of 32 shots of Obama saying "57 states" .

You've got to be kidding me. Man, I'm way late on the draw.
 
2012-02-10 09:09:35 AM
Mitt and Santorum need to combine campaigns and become:

SANTORUM SH*T MITT
 
2012-02-10 09:09:36 AM
Headso: Robotney can atleast feel good about the fact that democrats are attacking him during the primary, that signifies front runner status. If he had feelings that is...

You like feelings?


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Wow, it FEELS great to be attacked by these Democrats. It shows we have them running scared!
 
2012-02-10 09:11:17 AM
OBAMA 2008: I will close GITMO!

Obama new years ever 2011: Hey I signed the NDAA bill! Now I can lock up American citizens at GITMO forever!

This president needs to be on trial for treason.
 
2012-02-10 09:12:24 AM
That wasn't so bad. It was more of a collection of awkwardness than anything.
 
2012-02-10 09:15:22 AM
You knew it was coming: Sh*t Mitt says

Santorum wins!
 
2012-02-10 09:16:46 AM
TIKIMAN87: OBAMA 2008: I will close GITMO!

Obama new years ever 2011: Hey I signed the NDAA bill! Now I can lock up American citizens at GITMO forever!

This president needs to be on trial for treason.


This thread is now about Obama not closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay, suck it libs!
 
2012-02-10 09:17:54 AM
Watching that made me feel bad for Romney. What a fantastically awkward dude. You can tell that he really tries to act normal but doesn't quite know how to do it. It's like watching somebody with Asperger's trying to mimic feeling and emotions.
 
2012-02-10 09:18:06 AM
TFerWannaBe: This is easily countered by a montage of 32 shots of Obama saying "57 states" .

He also didn't put his hand over his heart for the national anthem. WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.
 
2012-02-10 09:18:36 AM
metztli: Mitt == The Smiler.

Never have we needed a real-life Spider Jerusalem more.
 
2012-02-10 09:20:53 AM
Arkanaut: TFerWannaBe: This is easily countered by a montage of 32 shots of Obama saying "57 states" .

He also didn't put his hand over his heart for the national anthem. WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.


FANCY MUSTARD!
 
2012-02-10 09:21:27 AM
metztli: Mitt == The Smiler.

Nah, The Smiler was secretly evil. I don't think Mitt is actually evil, even if I disagree with him most of the time. I'd say John Edwards was a lot closer to The Smiler.
 
2012-02-10 09:23:36 AM
Okay Farkers with shop skilz, here's what we need:

We need a pic of that "Leave Britney alooooone!!" guy captioned with "Leave Mittney alooooone!!"
 
2012-02-10 09:23:51 AM
beep boop beep
 
2012-02-10 09:24:48 AM
FooDog: Watching that made me feel bad for Romney. What a fantastically awkward dude. You can tell that he really tries to act normal but doesn't quite know how to do it. It's like watching somebody with Asperger's trying to mimic feeling and emotions.

Just like this.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-10 09:25:59 AM
DarnoKonrad: Edsel: From a political standpoint, he's really painted himself into a corner and is now widely seen as a rich out-of-touch stiff. Working to redefine himself is not going to be easy. He'd better hope that the economy tanks again.

I think it was the daily show that put together a montage of him contradicting himself on just about any issue you can imagine.


Good guess, but wrong - it was made by the Democratic National Committee.

/it came out shortly after Obama said "Imma use unedited debate clips4 my adz trolololololol!!!3!"
//paraphrasing, obviously
 
2012-02-10 09:26:25 AM
this compilation actually kind of makes me like mitt more. he's rich and powerful, he'll never want for anything, and he's completely lacking in empathy for other human beings, but he's so uncomfortable socially that he might as well be a social retard.

/no, that doesn't qualify him to be president.
//no, i won't vote for him
 
2012-02-10 09:27:23 AM
The minds of liberals

Republican said something stupid: This quote shall now be immortalized now and forever and be used at every single solitary opportunity until the end of eternity to mock this person

Obama said something stupid: Yes yes, we get it, he said that years ago, don't you have anything original?
 
2012-02-10 09:30:44 AM
Edsel: He'd better hope that the economy tanks again.

well, republicans in both houses of congress are working tirelessly to achieve this goal, so he may still win out.
 
2012-02-10 09:32:48 AM
randomjsa: The minds of liberals

Republican said something stupid: This quote shall now be immortalized now and forever and be used at every single solitary opportunity until the end of eternity to mock this person

Obama said something stupid: Yes yes, we get it, he said that years ago, don't you have anything original?


Two words: 57 States.

Can't count the times mouthbreathers have recycled that gaffe as grounds for impeachment, or some such shiat.
 
2012-02-10 09:33:23 AM
King Something: Good guess, but wrong - it was made by the Democratic National Committee.

OMG that was painfully funny.

I live in MA. We remember Mitt... not fondly, but well. I hope he gets fscking crushed.
 
2012-02-10 09:33:37 AM
TIKIMAN87: OBAMA 2008: I will close GITMO!

Obama new years ever 2011: Hey I signed the NDAA bill! Now I can lock up American citizens at GITMO forever!

This president needs to be on trial for treason.


Hey look everyone, deflection.
 
2012-02-10 09:34:21 AM
randomjsa: Republican said something stupid: This quote shall now be immortalized now and forever and be used at every single solitary opportunity until the end of eternity to mock this person

You act like the words being said are what's important here. Did you watch the video? It's not about what's being said, it's about the individual saying it.

The point is that Mitt is on the wrong side of the Uncanny Valley.
 
2012-02-10 09:35:06 AM
randomjsa: The minds of liberals

Republican said something stupid: This quote shall now be immortalized now and forever and be used at every single solitary opportunity until the end of eternity to mock this person

Obama said something stupid: Yes yes, we get it, he said that years ago, don't you have anything original?


Shut up, randomjsa, you sniveling twit.
 
2012-02-10 09:36:49 AM
randomjsa: The minds of liberals

Republican said something stupid: This quote shall now be immortalized now and forever and be used at every single solitary opportunity until the end of eternity to mock this person

Obama said something stupid: Yes yes, we get it, he said that years ago, don't you have anything original?


Little late to the party libby. Someone already made a 57 states reference, so you can come down off the cross now.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be butthurt over something new by lunchtime.
 
2012-02-10 09:38:12 AM
I have a dream,
where we live in a world where we make it through a whole thread without quoting the troll.
 
2012-02-10 09:40:11 AM
Romney: "I like the Twilight series. I thought that was fun."

So...Team Edward or Team Jacob? America needs to know!
 
2012-02-10 09:40:56 AM
TIKIMAN87: OBAMA 2008: I will close GITMO!

Obama new years ever 2011: Hey I signed the NDAA bill! Now I can lock up American citizens at GITMO forever!

This president needs to be on trial for treason.


Because a nation that wouldn't charge Reagan for Treason for Iran-Contra is gonna charge Obama for Treason for signing a bill into law?

/also that 57 states thing was old 3 years ago, but keep beating that dead horse people.
 
2012-02-10 09:41:05 AM
randomjsa: The minds of liberals

Republican said something stupid: This quote shall now be immortalized now and forever and be used at every single solitary opportunity until the end of eternity to mock this person

Obama said something stupid: Yes yes, we get it, he said that years ago, don't you have anything original?


Obama said something stupid two years ago. Mitt - Yesterday, and the day before, and last week, and the week before, and a month before, probably right this second.

Tomorrow he will say something stupid that contradicts the stupid thing he said today.
 
2012-02-10 09:43:46 AM
Arkanaut: TFerWannaBe: This is easily countered by a montage of 32 shots of Obama saying "57 states" .

He also didn't put his hand over his heart for the national anthem. WORST PRESIDENT EVAR.


Mitt Romney told me Americans are the only ones who place their hands over their hearts when their national anthem plays. He should know too, since the bought the olympics to SLC.
 
2012-02-10 09:44:09 AM
Man, the republican butthurt in this thread is off the charts.
 
2012-02-10 09:45:14 AM
Codenamechaz: Man, the republican butthurt in this every thread is off the charts.

FTFY
 
2012-02-10 09:47:36 AM
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2012-02-10 09:49:51 AM
It should be sh*t Mitch sings. That guy is brutal.

/Seriously, what's with all the singing at every photo op?
 
2012-02-10 09:51:12 AM
Codenamechaz: Man, the republican butthurt in this thread is off the charts.

Well, they thought it'd be a great idea to have unlimited amounts of money flying around. You combine a ton of money with creativity unique to liberals and you will end up with the kind of republican butthurt that the world has never seen.
 
2012-02-10 09:52:02 AM
SN1987a goes boom: TIKIMAN87: OBAMA 2008: I will close GITMO!

Obama new years ever 2011: Hey I signed the NDAA bill! Now I can lock up American citizens at GITMO forever!

This president needs to be on trial for treason.

Because a nation that wouldn't charge Reagan for Treason for Iran-Contra is gonna charge Obama for Treason for signing a bill into law?

/also that 57 states thing was old 3 years ago, but keep beating that dead horse people.


And. naturally, ignoring the fact that it was Congress who wrote and passed the damn thing in the first place.
 
2012-02-10 09:55:03 AM
SN1987a goes boom: Because a nation that wouldn't charge Reagan for Treason for Iran-Contra is gonna charge Obama for Treason for signing a bill into law?

That's the way it goes. Republicans get away with selling arms to foreign entities, starting wars under false pretenses, or breaking treaties that are held as damn near sacred around the world, and Democrats get impeached for lying about a blowjob.

But, you know, both sides are bad.
 
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