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It will now cost NBC $30 million to find out where in the world Matt Lauer is
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Teaser
2012-02-10 12:42:16 PM
He already makes more than he's worth. sheesh
James Scameron
2012-02-10 01:18:30 PM
i didn't want Teaser to be the only poster in a thread about a pointless waste of matter like Matt Lauer..
/i'd like to kick ET's Mary Hart in the face with snowshoes on
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-10 01:55:07 PM
Wait wait wait CUT. You have to go crazier that than! I mean you have to act like it's freaking Leonardo DiCaprio.
We wouldn't give a rat's ass if Leonardo DiCaprio came walking passed us.
Fine, who would you go crazy for?
MATT LAUER.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-10 02:27:34 PM
He'll get the $30 million but he'll have to let go of the points and he'll have to buy his own golf cart.
/Obscure? Hey now!
Buttknuckle
2012-02-10 02:28:48 PM
Pat Matt Lauer
whatever
he wants, just don't give that @sswipe, Ryan Seacrest, his job!
Derpes
2012-02-10 02:32:10 PM
I didn't read that NBC laughed in Lauer's face. Does this mean that they're actually considering paying him $30m?
NOT worth it. I can bet who the diva of that morning show team is now.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-10 02:33:45 PM
Buttknuckle
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Pat Matt Lauer whatever he wants, just don't give that @sswipe, Ryan Seacrest, his job!
I'd rather they give the job to Carrot Top or Rip Taylor before Ryan Seacrest gets the job. How about giving it to Greg Kinnear? He used to host a show. Anyone but Ryan. Oh and Charlie Rose.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-10 02:34:51 PM
Derpes
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I didn't read that NBC laughed in Lauer's face. Does this mean that they're actually considering paying him $30m?
NOT worth it. I can bet who the diva of that morning show team is now.
Willard Scott?
shut_it_down
2012-02-10 02:40:45 PM
Buttknuckle
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Pat Matt Lauer whatever he wants, just don't give that @sswipe, Ryan Seacrest, his job!
Seriously. Ryan Seacrest hosts absolutely everything.
Derpes
2012-02-10 02:53:08 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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Anyone but Ryan
Katie Couric?
9beers
2012-02-10 03:02:23 PM
I like Matt Lauer as an on air personality but that's crazy money.
penthesilea
2012-02-10 03:22:02 PM
Replace Matt Lauer with John Waters.
Teaser
2012-02-10 03:34:18 PM
i didn't want Teaser to be the only poster in a thread about a pointless waste of matter like Matt Lauer..
/i'd like to kick ET's Mary Hart in the face with snowshoes on
Thanks...was starting to feel lonely.
Mentalpatient87
2012-02-10 03:55:47 PM
bucjeff
2012-02-10 04:02:59 PM
Please Please Please let Amy Robach become a permanent host. Oh the things I would do to her. Saturday mornings with Amy are a highlight for me.
Buttknuckle
2012-02-10 04:09:16 PM
James Scameron
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i didn't want Teaser to be the only poster in a thread about a pointless waste of matter like Matt Lauer..
/i'd like to kick ET's Mary Hart in the face with snowshoes on
OMG, has anyone seem Leeza Gibbon's face lately? She used to be cute and I saw her on yesterday and HOLYSHIAT she was scary!
groppet
2012-02-10 04:19:06 PM
bucjeff
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Please Please Please let Amy Robach become a permanent host. Oh the things I would do to her. Saturday mornings with Amy are a highlight for me.
I remember when she worked here in DC. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy Amy Robach. Plus like Wil Marshalls book titled "Matt Lauer Can Suck It!"
groppet
2012-02-10 04:20:24 PM
Sorry I ment Rick Marshall
rudemix
2012-02-10 05:30:17 PM
Send him to the Girlie Show. He seems to like it there.
Nem Wan
2012-02-10 10:03:18 PM
TFA: As for whether Lauer is worth $30 mil ... to put it in context, "Today" makes roughly $450 million a year for the network ... more than any other show on NBC.
Lauer has been there 15 years, equal to Bryant Gumbel's stint. With NBC in the shape it's in they should try not to lose anybody who's a longtime asset. Of course no one deserves to get paid $30 million a year for being on TV. Kiefer Sutherland got $40 million for
three
years playing an action hero on 24. On the other hand, where is that $450 million going at NBC and is anyone getting a bigger piece than Lauer who deserves it less?
nein
2012-02-10 10:18:51 PM
bucjeff
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Please Please Please let Amy Robach become a permanent host. Oh the things I would do to her. Saturday mornings with Amy are a highlight for me.
I very much support the idea of turning a Matt Lauer thread into an Amy Robach shrine.
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