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(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing There are delusional people and then there is this guy   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 15
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 09:23:24 AM
I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't get out much at all, but I wonder how long it takes him on average to work his Osama bin Laden hunting expedition into any conversation regardless of topic.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 09:57:04 AM
He should be compensated for keeping the tigers out of Pakistan.
 
stevie1der
2012-02-10 10:10:09 AM
No word yet on whether America's other supposed "Osama Hunter" is looking for a cash payday. According to his post three hours ago, he's simply throwing in the towel. "I guess I can cancel that trip to Pakistan."

Wait, what?

checks date on article

May 3, 2011? Well, as long as we're hitting these things at their peak...
 
dragonchild
2012-02-10 10:11:09 AM
Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it takes him on average to work his Osama bin Laden hunting expedition into any conversation regardless of topic.

Based on past knowledge of delusional douches featured on Fark? Not long, I'll reckon.
 
mottsnil
2012-02-10 10:12:00 AM
Those mushrooms must be pretty farking magical in CO.
 
mortimer_ford
2012-02-10 10:12:33 AM
This is what Don Quixote has devolved to.
 
puckrock2000
2012-02-10 10:21:13 AM
Gary Faulkner, the samurai-wielding Colorado native

detained in Pakistan while trying to cross the boarder into Afghanistan

Sigh.

/remembers when The Atlantic used to be a respected magazine
 
kdawg7736
2012-02-10 10:31:29 AM
Is it just me or does that look like John Lennon gone insane?
 
cleveoh
2012-02-10 10:39:24 AM
Chutzpah, Sir.

You has it.
 
Honest Bender
2012-02-10 10:53:43 AM
How does one wield a samurai?
 
JohnCarter
2012-02-10 11:03:50 AM
Honest Bender: How does one wield a samurai?

You have to put your back into it
 
RyansPrivates
2012-02-10 11:10:40 AM
JohnCarter: Honest Bender: How does one wield a samurai?

You have to put your back into it

This is obviously a misprint it should have read:

Gary Faulkner, the samurai-welding Colorado Native.

You see, he is a sculptor. He chooses to work with metal replicas of ancient warriors. Doesn't anyone do background research anymore?
 
cleveoh
2012-02-10 11:16:56 AM
JohnCarter: Honest Bender: How does one wield a samurai?

You have to put your back into it

you grab him by the mawashi.

/expert in Japaneseness
 
offmymeds
2012-02-10 12:48:16 PM
"I had a major hand [to] play in this wonderful thing, getting him out of the mountains and down to the valleys... Someone had to get him out of there. That's where I came in," he told ABC News. "I scared the squirrel out of his hole, he popped his head up and he got capped."

Whatever he's smoking, I want some!
 
Lachwen
2012-02-10 06:44:25 PM
Faulkner insists it's not about the money-he just deserves to be compensated.

Yeah, it's not about the money, it's just that you should give him money. Flawless logic.
 
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