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(NBC 10) Amusing Fan of British sitcom "Red Dwarf" escapes Philadelphia Police custody. Last seen wearing handcuffs and green jumpsuit. Answers to "Smeghead"   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 89
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keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 09:25:57 AM
Was he being chased by a Vindaloo Monster?
 
skammie [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:03:53 AM
Last seen with Mr. Flibble.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:48:36 AM
He's probably lying somewhere, shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:58:47 AM
Rimmer? I don't even know her.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 11:21:12 AM
26.media.tumblr.com

"Later, Suckers!"
 
Linoleum_Blownapart [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 11:41:41 AM
His last statement to the Police: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast"
 
minnesotaboy
2012-02-10 01:01:30 PM
Police say the suspect is a black man, about 6'3", with a sparse beard and mustache. He has multiple tattoos on his face and arms, including an "H" between his eyebrows.

www.wearysloth.com

Sounds more like Binks than Rimmer...
 
ArcadianRefugee
2012-02-10 01:02:33 PM
Linoleum_Blownapart: His last statement to the Police: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast"
 
Dimensio [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:04:04 PM
The suspect will at least avoid capital punishment, as he is already deceased.
 
ChewbaccaJones
2012-02-10 01:04:28 PM
"Look Big!"
 
Mmmrky [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:04:29 PM
He's on his way back in time to tell JFK to assassinate himself. It'll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy.
 
Im In Love With Americans
2012-02-10 01:05:41 PM
www.reddwarf.co.uk

Smoke me a kipper, skipper.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-10 01:05:44 PM
Answers to "Smeghead"

Or Dinosaur Breath or Molecule Mind. And on a special occasion when you wanna be like really mega polite to him, I mean really, really polite, in these exceptional circumstances you can call him... arsehole.
 
Dave Lister
2012-02-10 01:06:00 PM
An APB for Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSc, SSc
 
God Is My Co-Pirate
2012-02-10 01:06:09 PM
Sybarite: He's probably lying somewhere, shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice.

I have always heard that as "shiatfaced and comatose." I know it's wrong, but I prefer it.
 
MBooda
2012-02-10 01:07:46 PM
Damn, first Archie escaped, and now this.
images4.fanpop.com
 
A_Listless_Wanderer
2012-02-10 01:10:44 PM
What a Guy!
 
gimmegimme
2012-02-10 01:12:51 PM
What did the suspect say upon being caught?

"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear."

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Dimensio [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:13:25 PM
Police plan to question Rachel, a known accomplice of the man, as soon as they are able to locate a puncture repair kit.
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:14:45 PM
He'd been arrested on a drug charge.

Stupid worthless War on Drugs.

Don't they know that all he was trying to do was get back to his family?

/won't somebody think of the kitten?
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-10 01:16:28 PM
minnesotaboy: Police say the suspect is a black man, about 6'3", with a sparse beard and mustache. He has multiple tattoos on his face and arms, including an "H" between his eyebrows.

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

Sounds more like Binks than Rimmer...

Well, it doesn't say if his brains are in the anal region or if his genitals are small and inoffensive.
 
A_Listless_Wanderer
2012-02-10 01:18:11 PM
People like him are why we should vote Fascist for a third glorious decade of total law enforcement.

Be a Government informer! Betray your family and friends! Fabulous prizes to be won!
 
itsaback
2012-02-10 01:22:51 PM
skammie: Last seen with Mr. Flibble.

www.thekeep.org
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:24:17 PM
Link (new window)

fc04.deviantart.net
 
offmymeds
2012-02-10 01:25:55 PM
static.accelerated-ideas.com
 
DarKrow
2012-02-10 01:27:14 PM
They should try playing some Hammond Organ music. That'll bring him running!
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:30:48 PM
ALPHABETI SPAGHETTI!?!

web.mit.edu

/image links to Rimmer Song
//what a guy
 
missiv
2012-02-10 01:31:35 PM
images.wikia.com
He was last seen riding some type of reptile.
 
A_Listless_Wanderer
2012-02-10 01:31:42 PM
If only there was a place they could put him where it would be impossible to commit any act of injustice. It would force him to adhere to the law, and when he got out it would be second-nature.
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:32:14 PM
cretinbob: Link (new window)

[fc04.deviantart.net image 640x496]

Damn it... hive mind.
 
Cagey B
2012-02-10 01:36:25 PM
This is an obvious violation of Space Corps Directive 34124.
 
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-10 01:38:04 PM
I ask the court one key question: would the Space Corps have allowed this man ever to be in a position where he might endanger the ship? A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels on to his ship-issue condoms? A man of such awesome stupidity.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2012-02-10 01:40:06 PM
He's my smurfy hero. I'd smurf his bail
 
Alphax
2012-02-10 01:40:07 PM
Once they find him again, he needs a place of honor on the Smoking Gun site.
 
A_Listless_Wanderer
2012-02-10 01:41:03 PM
FTA:
He'd been arrested on a drug charge.

I hear he was dealing the psychedelic drug Titan Mushroom, also known to the space beatnik community as "Freaky Fungus."
 
don't understand
2012-02-10 01:42:38 PM
His parents Smegma and Smegpa must be proud.
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:44:31 PM
A_Listless_Wanderer: FTA:
He'd been arrested on a drug charge.

I hear he was dealing the psychedelic drug Titan Mushroom, also known to the space beatnik community as "Freaky Fungus."

RIMMER: The aforementioned Rimmer, to whit, me, then attended inspection parade. He was totally naked except for a pair of mock-leather driving gloves and some blue swimming goggles. Under the influence of this psychadelic breakfast he went on to attack two senior officers, believing them to be giraffes who were armed and dangerous.
 
A_Listless_Wanderer
2012-02-10 01:46:25 PM
Cagey B: This is an obvious violation of Space Corps Directive 34124.

"No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity?"
 
Duck_of_Doom
2012-02-10 01:48:52 PM
They should cut him a break. He was celebrating his Death Day.
 
LandStander [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:49:27 PM
Cagey B: This is an obvious violation of Space Corps Directive 34124.


'No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.'

Hmm. I'm sorry, sir, that doesn't quite get to the nub of the matter for me.
 
K.B.O. Winston [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 01:49:43 PM
When asked for a statement, he simply said 'I am a fish' over and over again.

/try offering some piping hot gazpacho soup
 
bathbubble
2012-02-10 01:56:39 PM
i love this thread sooo much. season X anyone??
 
Duck_of_Doom
2012-02-10 01:58:59 PM
K.B.O. WinstonWhen asked for a statement, he simply said 'I am a fish' over and over again.

/try offering some piping hot gazpacho soup

Well maybe if you asked questions in Esperanto?

/charmita
 
ktybear
2012-02-10 01:59:55 PM
Maybe he's imagining it all

pages.infinit.net
 
A_Listless_Wanderer
2012-02-10 02:02:20 PM
This was a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objected to his own defense counsel! An overzealous, trumped-up little squirt!
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2012-02-10 02:05:37 PM
Have they checked all the home improvement stores in the area? He might be shopping for Military Gray paint to replace the drab Ocean Grey paint of his cell
 
BFletch651
2012-02-10 02:06:01 PM
Also a fan of 20th Century telegraph poles?
 
enry
2012-02-10 02:10:03 PM
Wait till Sunday then look for the hopping guy.

/smeeee...head
 
GameSprocket
2012-02-10 02:13:23 PM
They should see if he ran back to Yvonne McGruder.
 
walrusonion
2012-02-10 02:14:21 PM
 
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