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strangeguitar

2012-02-10 09:18:08 AM

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

dahmers love zombie

2012-02-10 10:12:31 AM

"And I would bake a grenaaaaaade for you..."

_{/why, you're welcome for the earworm}

Sybarite

2012-02-10 10:36:03 AM

This game of hot potato just got real.

ArkAngel

2012-02-10 11:07:23 AM

the grenade was petrified and looked like a potato

Grenades cannot petrify as they have no organic matter

scottydoesntknow

2012-02-10 11:59:54 AM

"You say grenado, I say granado."

Midwest990

2012-02-10 01:11:24 PM

Hot potato

toraque

2012-02-10 01:12:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: "You say grenado, I say granado."

Let's blow the whole thing up.

MBooda

2012-02-10 01:14:12 PM

approve

also approves
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/would have made an interesting combination

Badger

2012-02-10 01:15:07 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere

2012-02-10 01:16:38 PM

ArkAngel: the grenade was petrified and looked like a potato

Grenades cannot petrify as they have no organic matter

I was going to insert a picture of Inago Montoya...but you went the literal route, that's cool.

Guuberre

2012-02-10 01:16:58 PM

That's nothing. I almost always find a stink bomb in the beans.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-02-10 01:17:37 PM

Instant mashed potatoes, I'm assuming.

Man On Fire

2012-02-10 01:18:04 PM

Whoops, forgot one.

Ow! That was my feelings!

2012-02-10 01:18:35 PM

sounds convenient
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SlothB77

2012-02-10 01:20:38 PM

Came to make a hot potato joke.

GleeUnit

2012-02-10 01:21:30 PM

But since it was on the potato rack, they charged him the same price as a potato for it, right?

/dnrtfa

macadamnut

2012-02-10 01:21:56 PM

Could be worse.

www.arktimes.com

Fritriac

2012-02-10 01:21:58 PM

Still better than a hand grenade in a toy isle (pops)

/took place in my home city
//think of the lil' basterds

Strongbeerrules

2012-02-10 01:22:29 PM

Grenade au Gratin recipe can be found on the Food Network. Enjoy!

Hack Patooey

2012-02-10 01:23:59 PM

Google for "Iron harvest"

Bill_Wick's_Friend

2012-02-10 01:24:54 PM

Wanted for questioning

Evil Mackerel

2012-02-10 01:25:19 PM

strangeguitar: And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

And we're done here.

BitwiseShift

2012-02-10 01:30:38 PM

Found one of these in the pineapple section. Doesn't taste anything like a pineapple.

Dr. Moonlight

2012-02-10 01:30:47 PM

Weird headline. The customer was from the grocery store? Was he born there? And I realize subby just stole it from the website, but it's still a weird headline.

Karma Curmudgeon

2012-02-10 01:32:25 PM

Bombs de terre?

BurnShrike

2012-02-10 01:33:08 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: sounds convenient
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That was my first thought too. A free potato masher with your potatoes.

HenryFnord

2012-02-10 01:33:21 PM

You know what a Griswald is?

glassgnost

2012-02-10 01:33:38 PM

Looks like their server's farked already.

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Basket Case

2012-02-10 01:34:10 PM

The same sources pointed out that the field where the potatoes had grown, somewhere in the French border with Belgium, had been a battlefield between 1939 and 1945.

That is an awfully long battle.

WelldeadLink

2012-02-10 01:34:12 PM

Came for potato masher, leaving satisfied.

Encryptshun

2012-02-10 01:34:36 PM

Inappropriate-lethal-item-in-grocery-store trifecta in play?

DeadBaby

2012-02-10 01:35:46 PM

I guess the IRA is still in action. But not terribly organized...

stirfrybry

2012-02-10 01:44:23 PM

ZOMG we need TSA at super markets!!

bikerbob59

2012-02-10 01:47:57 PM

ArkAngel: the grenade was petrified and looked like a potato

Grenades cannot petrify as they have no organic matter

Maybe they meant that it was afraid.

cwolf20

2012-02-10 01:53:15 PM

Soon our potato overlords will take control of the planet

highendmighty

2012-02-10 01:58:52 PM

Was it Mickey Rooney?

Dayglo Brown

2012-02-10 02:04:50 PM

ArkAngel: the grenade was petrified and looked like a potato
that looked like Richard Milhouse Nixon.

rocketpants

2012-02-10 02:08:36 PM

Dr. Moonlight: Weird headline. The customer was from the grocery store? Was he born there? And I realize subby just stole it from the website, but it's still a weird headline.

I also came here to deride subby's choice of preposition.

Leaving satisfied

Weigard

2012-02-10 02:09:32 PM

Don't leave me dry...

MacG

2012-02-10 02:21:45 PM

Quite a different sort of bangers and mash.

give me doughnuts

2012-02-10 02:28:31 PM

Basket Case: The same sources pointed out that the field where the potatoes had grown, somewhere in the French border with Belgium, had been a battlefield between 1939 and 1945.

That is an awfully long battle.

Stupid Flanders!

The_Knarf

2012-02-10 02:34:01 PM

Oops!

litespeed74

2012-02-10 02:34:23 PM

This is why I grow my own veggies. All these insecticides can do some strange things.

Codenamechaz

2012-02-10 02:44:16 PM

At least it wasn't a bomb in the lasagna

hammettman

2012-02-10 02:45:38 PM

I imagine this would be one way to deal with a potato famine.

TheShavingofOccam123

2012-02-10 02:48:13 PM

Conversation between a customer and produce clerk:

Do your potatoes explode?

No.

[BOOOM]

I thought you said your potatoes don't explode!

Those are not my potatoes.

Genju

2012-02-10 02:54:25 PM

shiat, if it's gonna be that kinda party im'a stick my dick in the mash pota-*BLAM* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Loucifer

2012-02-10 03:21:51 PM

Hidden among potatoes?

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