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		Macaulay Calkin today, also known as Homeless Alone (omg.yahoo.com)		85
		More: Scary, Macaulay Culkin, Culkin, Willem Dafoe, British film, home alone, anorexia nervosa, Twiggy, Toronto, Canada

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Mugato

2012-02-10 08:43:17 AM

Damn. I hope he didn't give Mila teh hiv.

Teknowaffle

2012-02-10 09:09:57 AM

Since when does being "not fat or chubby" mean that you are gaunt?

edmo

2012-02-10 09:10:00 AM

Looks like Steve Buscemi's kid.

Confabulat

2012-02-10 09:35:55 AM

I'm glad MJ never lived to see this.

Actual Farking

2012-02-10 10:12:16 AM

Confabulat: I'm glad MJ never lived to see this.

lol

jaylectricity

2012-02-10 10:41:01 AM

It took me a triple take before I realized that his misshapen face is actually a goatee.

Skr

2012-02-10 11:04:53 AM

It almost looks like someone drained all of the fluids out of Alexander Skarsgård.

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-02-10 11:06:38 AM

That's what happens when you fark Michael Jackson.

/Gads.
//HOOO-HOOO! (throws knees forward and grabs crotch)

The Angry Hand of God

2012-02-10 11:07:31 AM

Anyone else think this?

l.yimg.com

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-02-10 11:08:04 AM

///Also, Red Bull's gotta be a healthy drink if it makes you look like that.

dallylamma

2012-02-10 11:08:08 AM

When did Denis Leary get AIDS!?!?

milowitz

2012-02-10 11:09:17 AM

This is a great non-story.

Passive Aggressive Larry

2012-02-10 11:10:26 AM

Teknowaffle: Since when does being "not fat or chubby" mean that you are gaunt?

When it also means that you are below a healthy weight, which from those pictures he appears to be. The skinnier you are =/= the healthier you are.

Quiefenburger

2012-02-10 11:15:53 AM

Rickety Cricket?

amindtat

2012-02-10 11:16:48 AM

The Angry Hand of God: Anyone else think this?

[l.yimg.com image 630x375]

[image.com.com image 426x639]

I thought this:

www.theloosh.com

Virtual Pariah

2012-02-10 11:17:27 AM

Teknowaffle: Since when does being "not fat or chubby" mean that you are gaunt?

I'd probably think the line is somewhere near when you can see the caverns in your skull.
That cheek thing is freaky.

Burr

2012-02-10 11:17:42 AM

Quiefenburger: Rickety Cricket?

"They can break my legs but they can't break my spirit!"

swyller7

2012-02-10 11:18:29 AM

My ex is a junkie. He looks like this when he's been on a roll and not taking care of himself. The resemblance is startling.

bungle_jr

2012-02-10 11:22:11 AM

looks closer to 51 than 31

bungle_jr

2012-02-10 11:33:46 AM

i quote the late great master yoda:

"when 900 years you reach, look as good you....wuh? 31 he is!?!?! holy hell, on heroin he must be!"

NateAsbestos

2012-02-10 11:39:43 AM

milowitz: This is a great non-story.

A non-story? On Fark? Surely you jest.

serpent_sky

2012-02-10 11:41:34 AM

maybe they are doing a scene in "Shameless" where they need a young Frank Gallagher and he's a method actor? Why be so quick to judge?

Carth

2012-02-10 11:47:25 AM

Isn't he a Warcraft addict? Probably just forgot to eat for a few weeks.

KellyKellyKelly

2012-02-10 11:48:38 AM

dallylamma: When did Denis Leary get AIDS!?!?

After he heard Bill Hicks might've had it.

hailin

2012-02-10 11:50:18 AM

Man he was such a cute kid. WTF happened?

Thankfully we still have Elijah Wood.

9beers

2012-02-10 11:52:50 AM

I'm not saying it's meth....

BumpInTheNight

2012-02-10 11:53:24 AM

serpent_sky: maybe they are doing a scene in "Shameless" where they need a young Frank Gallagher and he's a method actor? Why be so quick to judge?

*shakes tiny fist* I was coming in here to make quib about Shameless as well.

Another Government Employee

2012-02-10 11:54:24 AM

9beers: I'm not saying it's meth....

But it is a combination of meth and heroin.

Anybody care to set a dead pool date?

TF2_Pyro

2012-02-10 12:00:39 PM

Looks like a young Willem Dafoe.

asmodeus224

2012-02-10 12:01:39 PM

He's dying...no question about it. Looks like a 60 year old alcoholic.

MoronLessOff

2012-02-10 12:04:31 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Anyone else think this?

[l.yimg.com image 630x375]

[image.com.com image 426x639]

I was thinking more like this:

Rickj

2012-02-10 12:11:07 PM

Looks more like "Heroin Alone"

wippit

2012-02-10 12:11:24 PM

rasicar

2012-02-10 12:14:11 PM

That or he just has a metabolism like I do. He looks fine. Camera angle is bad and the photographer didn't compensate for the hot-spots.

MatrixOutsider

2012-02-10 12:19:46 PM

He got skinny because Mila is no longer feeding him her Kunis.

jdog71

2012-02-10 12:30:11 PM

amindtat: The Angry Hand of God: Anyone else think this?

[l.yimg.com image 630x375]

[image.com.com image 426x639]

I thought this:

[www.theloosh.com image 400x289]

You know, up until your post, I had finally purged that thing from my subconscious...now its there again. Waiting.

IamSporko

2012-02-10 01:04:49 PM

Quiefenburger: Rickety Cricket?

That's the first thing I thought too

/something about ringworm and stealing....

jdemanon

2012-02-10 01:06:01 PM

KellyKellyKelly: dallylamma: When did Denis Leary get AIDS!?!?

After he heard Bill Hicks might've had it.

lulz.

Mr. Cat Poop

2012-02-10 01:15:57 PM

He's hoping for a part in the Home Alone reboot

graphics8.nytimes.com

H31N0US

2012-02-10 01:24:23 PM

Heroin chic is so 1995.

Derwood

2012-02-10 01:25:27 PM

Confabulat

2012-02-10 01:32:41 PM

H31N0US: Heroin chic is so 1995.

Which is a few years more recent than Culkin chic.

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2012-02-10 01:33:40 PM

He looks like Hume Cronyn, AFTER Hume Cronyn got old.

(Look for Mr. Cronyn in stills from Cocoon (1985))

browneye

2012-02-10 01:37:46 PM

Damn...looks like an old man.

James Scameron

2012-02-10 01:42:03 PM

well..smoking crack when you work so little and live off the avails of your past as a child star..

or aids...those will do it...

he is a sad loser really...we lose River Phoenix and get flotsam like this...

sigh

Britney Spear's Speculum

2012-02-10 01:43:25 PM

Mugato

2012-02-10 01:49:01 PM

hailin: Man he was such a cute kid. WTF happened?

That happens a lot with child actors and why wouldn't it? A decent 50% of kids are cute at 8 years old. When they hit 25 it goes down to 5% or so. Those Olsen Twin loquacious spider monkeys for instance would never get a job if they started out now but they're grandfathered in because they were recruited back when they were cute.

bungle_jr

2012-02-10 01:53:56 PM

Mugato: hailin: Man he was such a cute kid. WTF happened?

That happens a lot with child actors and why wouldn't it? A decent 50% of kids are cute at 8 years old. When they hit 25 it goes down to 5% or so. Those Olsen Twin loquacious spider monkeys for instance would never get a job if they started out now but they're grandfathered in because they were recruited back when they were cute.

those olsen kids were ugly monkey-looking babies...they actually are cuter now...not by much...

Morpheses

2012-02-10 01:56:29 PM

Heroin... it's a hellova drug.

Elzar

2012-02-10 01:56:46 PM

Congratulations fatties - you are so used to American obesity you wouldn't know the picture of health if it was standing in front of you...

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