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2012-02-10 11:17:10 AM
We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
 
2012-02-10 11:29:06 AM
ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it

Are you a billionaire?
 
2012-02-10 12:10:42 PM
ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it

And be proud of it!

Hell, I probably would have hit it in her fat, bloated, incoherent alcoholic stage too.

And be proud of it.
 
2012-02-10 12:15:38 PM
ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it

This

Her first spread for Playboy was h-h-h-hot!
 
2012-02-10 12:31:33 PM
long ago,in a galaxy far,far away,there existed a siren named anna nicole....
 
2012-02-10 12:53:34 PM
ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it

Blondes don't do it for me. However, you put Jeff Garcia's wife in front of me and I will drag my balls through broken glass.
 
2012-02-10 12:55:26 PM
i9.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-10 12:58:31 PM
If only she had done some hardcore porn, we would all know if her anus was remarkable or not.
 
2012-02-10 01:03:59 PM
It tastes like White Castle.
 
2012-02-10 01:17:16 PM
WHY is this 'sad' other than in the 'Do not ask from whom the bell tolls...' way?

This woman was from the shallow end of the gene pool, had issues with drugs, was a gold-digger and whored out herself for money.

Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life who lived a train-wreck of an existiance.

Nothing to see here.
 
2012-02-10 01:24:18 PM
It's really the only standard for anuses.
 
2012-02-10 01:24:29 PM
douchebag/hater: WHY is this 'sad' other than in the 'Do not ask from whom the bell tolls...' way?

This woman was from the shallow end of the gene pool, had issues with drugs, was a gold-digger and whored out herself for money.

Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life who lived a train-wreck of an existiance.

Nothing to see here.


Maybe subby thought it was sad that her anus was unremarkable.

YOU DON'T KNOW!
 
2012-02-10 01:25:17 PM
douchebag/hater: WHY is this 'sad' other than in the 'Do not ask from whom the bell tolls...' way?

This woman was from the shallow end of the gene pool, had issues with drugs, was a gold-digger and whored out herself for money.

Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life who lived a train-wreck of an existiance.

Nothing to see here.


yeah, i'd have to agree with you that she whored out herself for money and that oveall her existiance was pretty much pointless...

say, do you get that feeling when you type? i mean the oveall existiance part?

/whats yer gene pool look like Feynman?
//get yer shine box
 
2012-02-10 01:28:11 PM
douchebag/hater: Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life

That's poetry, sir.
 
2012-02-10 01:29:16 PM
Beats it being five years since her anus was deemed "prolapsed".
 
2012-02-10 02:07:34 PM
We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.
 
2012-02-10 02:24:07 PM
Wellon Dowd: We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.

But if she were immortal we wouldn't have to worry about that.
 
2012-02-10 02:28:37 PM
Your Zionist Leader: Wellon Dowd: We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.

But if she were immortal we wouldn't have to worry about that.


There can be only one: Lindsay Lohan.
 
2012-02-10 02:34:56 PM
Apos: Your Zionist Leader: Wellon Dowd: We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.

But if she were immortal we wouldn't have to worry about that.

There can be only one: Lindsay Lohan.


She's taking a page from Keith Richards
 
2012-02-10 02:44:34 PM
Am I the only person that thinks that both she and her son were murdered by the lawyer who wanted to get after her money?
 
2012-02-10 03:00:25 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: Am I the only person that thinks that both she and her son were murdered by the lawyer who wanted to get after her money?

just in this thread..wait a few tho..
 
2012-02-10 03:21:35 PM
DubyaHater: ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it

Blondes don't do it for me. However, you put Jeff Garcia's wife in front of me and I will drag my balls through broken glass.


But will you have sex with her?
 
2012-02-10 03:41:33 PM
Rann Xerox: DubyaHater: ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it

Blondes don't do it for me. However, you put Jeff Garcia's wife in front of me and I will drag my balls through broken glass.

But will you have sex with her?


Nah, just drag my balls through glass. I'm into that kind of stuff.
 
2012-02-10 03:45:45 PM
I'm failing at Fark today. What is that being referenced in the headline?
 
2012-02-10 03:59:19 PM
Nurglitch: Beats it being five years since her anus was deemed "prolapsed".

Like a busted-open tube of Pilsbury cinnamon roll dough....
 
2012-02-10 04:28:39 PM
rtaylor92: I'm failing at Fark today. What is that being referenced in the headline?

Her autopsy report, which was made public not too long after she died. While its a pretty standard autopsy comment (as I understand it) the statement "the anus is unremarkable" became a bit of a catch phrase for a while.
 
2012-02-10 04:35:25 PM
And yet here we are, still making remarks. I guess it was remarkable, after all.
 
2012-02-10 05:17:31 PM
dallylamma: Nurglitch: Beats it being five years since her anus was deemed "prolapsed".

Like a busted-open tube of Pilsbury cinnamon roll dough....


EEEEWWWWW!
 
2012-02-10 05:46:47 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2012-02-10 06:52:05 PM
What passes as "unremarkable" in Hollywood may be seen by the rest of us as a gaping, drooling, twitching, prolapsed cocksocket.

/or something
 
2012-02-10 07:12:02 PM
Yeah, that lawyer is a pig. It wouldn't shock me if he drugged them both. I think he enabled her in the sickest of ways. I'm a person who watched a few episodes of her reality show but I couldn't understand the insane news coverage of her last days and death. What was really going on in the world? Bush was president.
 
2012-02-10 07:53:48 PM
RIP drug pig
 
2012-02-10 11:51:19 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: RIP drug pig

funny, your father said the same thing!
 
2012-02-11 03:06:56 AM
I think the more amazing thing is that after she died, so did her fame. Usually when people go out like she did, there would be some sort of following. Instead, she was forgotten as soon as she was put into the ground. Yeah, her daughter got some cash, but nobody even bothers remembering Smith, her son, or her godawful TV show that just showed how utterly insane her whole situation was.

Oh well, c'est la vie.
 
2012-02-11 11:26:51 AM
cdn.buzznet.com

edition.cnn.com
 
2012-02-11 12:12:18 PM
5 years already? Wow....I guess I just didn't give enough of a fark....

RIP, fap inspiration lady.
 
2012-02-11 02:09:30 PM
Broktun: [cdn.buzznet.com image 400x244]

[edition.cnn.com image 576x324]



A bizarre John Wayne Gacy tribute,had it been anyone else but her,amirite?
 
2012-02-11 04:58:47 PM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: rtaylor92: I'm failing at Fark today. What is that being referenced in the headline?

Her autopsy report, which was made public not too long after she died. While its a pretty standard autopsy comment (as I understand it) the statement "the anus is unremarkable" became a bit of a catch phrase for a while.


I thought it became popular after Michael Jackson's autopsy was released?
 
2012-02-13 10:34:36 PM
James Scameron: SockMonkeyHolocaust: RIP drug pig

funny, your father said the same thing!


You raped his father?
 
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