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It's been five years since Anna Nicole Smith's anus was deemed to be unremarkable
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ArkAngel
2012-02-10 11:17:10 AM
We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-02-10 11:29:06 AM
ArkAngel
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We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
Are you a billionaire?
Raug the Dwarf
2012-02-10 12:10:42 PM
ArkAngel
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We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
And be proud of it!
Hell, I probably would have hit it in her fat, bloated, incoherent alcoholic stage too.
And be proud of it.
Bag of Hammers
2012-02-10 12:15:38 PM
ArkAngel
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We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
This
Her first spread for Playboy was h-h-h-hot!
Apos
2012-02-10 12:31:33 PM
long ago,in a galaxy far,far away,there existed a siren named anna nicole....
DubyaHater
2012-02-10 12:53:34 PM
ArkAngel
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We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
Blondes don't do it for me. However, you put Jeff Garcia's wife in front of me and I will drag my balls through broken glass.
four95
2012-02-10 12:55:26 PM
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-10 12:58:31 PM
If only she had done some hardcore porn, we would all know if her anus was remarkable or not.
Solid Muldoon
2012-02-10 01:03:59 PM
It tastes like White Castle.
douchebag/hater
2012-02-10 01:17:16 PM
WHY is this 'sad' other than in the 'Do not ask from whom the bell tolls...' way?
This woman was from the shallow end of the gene pool, had issues with drugs, was a gold-digger and whored out herself for money.
Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life who lived a train-wreck of an existiance.
Nothing to see here.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-10 01:24:18 PM
It's really the only standard for anuses.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-02-10 01:24:29 PM
douchebag/hater
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WHY is this 'sad' other than in the 'Do not ask from whom the bell tolls...' way?
This woman was from the shallow end of the gene pool, had issues with drugs, was a gold-digger and whored out herself for money.
Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life who lived a train-wreck of an existiance.
Nothing to see here.
Maybe subby thought it was sad that her anus was unremarkable.
YOU DON'T KNOW!
James Scameron
2012-02-10 01:25:17 PM
douchebag/hater
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WHY is this 'sad' other than in the 'Do not ask from whom the bell tolls...' way?
This woman was from the shallow end of the gene pool, had issues with drugs, was a gold-digger and whored out herself for money.
Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life who lived a train-wreck of an existiance.
Nothing to see here.
yeah, i'd have to agree with you that she
whored out herself
for money and that
oveall
her
existiance
was pretty much pointless...
say, do you get that feeling when you type? i mean the
oveall existiance
part?
/whats yer gene pool look like Feynman?
//get yer shine box
Son of Streak
2012-02-10 01:28:11 PM
douchebag/hater
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Oveall she was nothing but a cum-stain on the sheets of life
That's poetry, sir.
Nurglitch
2012-02-10 01:29:16 PM
Beats it being five years since her anus was deemed "prolapsed".
Wellon Dowd
2012-02-10 02:07:34 PM
We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.
Your Zionist Leader
2012-02-10 02:24:07 PM
Wellon Dowd
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We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.
But if she were immortal we wouldn't have to worry about that.
Apos
2012-02-10 02:28:37 PM
Your Zionist Leader
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Wellon Dowd: We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.
But if she were immortal we wouldn't have to worry about that.
There can be only one: Lindsay Lohan.
Your Zionist Leader
2012-02-10 02:34:56 PM
Apos
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Your Zionist Leader: Wellon Dowd: We are observing the anniversary of her passing? She was pleasant to look at, no doubt, but she wasn't an immortal like Marilyn Monroe or Rebecca Schaeffer.
But if she were immortal we wouldn't have to worry about that.
There can be only one: Lindsay Lohan.
She's taking a page from Keith Richards
Why Would I Read the Article
2012-02-10 02:44:34 PM
Am I the only person that thinks that both she and her son were murdered by the lawyer who wanted to get after her money?
James Scameron
2012-02-10 03:00:25 PM
Why Would I Read the Article
:
Am I the only person that thinks that both she and her son were murdered by the lawyer who wanted to get after her money?
just in this thread..wait a few tho..
Rann Xerox
2012-02-10 03:21:35 PM
DubyaHater
:
ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
Blondes don't do it for me. However, you put Jeff Garcia's wife in front of me and I will drag my balls through broken glass.
But will you have sex with her?
DubyaHater
2012-02-10 03:41:33 PM
Rann Xerox
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DubyaHater: ArkAngel: We all would have hit it back in the day. Don't even deny it
Blondes don't do it for me. However, you put Jeff Garcia's wife in front of me and I will drag my balls through broken glass.
But will you have sex with her?
Nah, just drag my balls through glass. I'm into that kind of stuff.
rtaylor92
2012-02-10 03:45:45 PM
I'm failing at Fark today. What is that being referenced in the headline?
dallylamma
2012-02-10 03:59:19 PM
Nurglitch
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Beats it being five years since her anus was deemed "prolapsed".
Like a busted-open tube of Pilsbury cinnamon roll dough....
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman
2012-02-10 04:28:39 PM
rtaylor92
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I'm failing at Fark today. What is that being referenced in the headline?
Her autopsy report, which was made public not too long after she died. While its a pretty standard autopsy comment (as I understand it) the statement "the anus is unremarkable" became a bit of a catch phrase for a while.
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
2012-02-10 04:35:25 PM
And yet here we are, still making remarks. I guess it was remarkable, after all.
offmymeds
2012-02-10 05:17:31 PM
dallylamma
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Nurglitch: Beats it being five years since her anus was deemed "prolapsed".
Like a busted-open tube of Pilsbury cinnamon roll dough....
EEEEWWWWW!
That Motherfarking Gingerbear
2012-02-10 05:46:47 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
Maechyll
2012-02-10 06:52:05 PM
What passes as "unremarkable" in Hollywood may be seen by the rest of us as a gaping, drooling, twitching, prolapsed cocksocket.
/or something
schubie
2012-02-10 07:12:02 PM
Yeah, that lawyer is a pig. It wouldn't shock me if he drugged them both. I think he enabled her in the sickest of ways. I'm a person who watched a few episodes of her reality show but I couldn't understand the insane news coverage of her last days and death. What was really going on in the world? Bush was president.
SockMonkeyHolocaust
2012-02-10 07:53:48 PM
RIP drug pig
James Scameron
2012-02-10 11:51:19 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust
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RIP drug pig
funny, your father said the same thing!
Guntram Shatterhand
2012-02-11 03:06:56 AM
I think the more amazing thing is that after she died, so did her fame. Usually when people go out like she did, there would be some sort of following. Instead, she was forgotten as soon as she was put into the ground. Yeah, her daughter got some cash, but nobody even bothers remembering Smith, her son, or her godawful TV show that just showed how utterly insane her whole situation was.
Oh well, c'est la vie.
Broktun
2012-02-11 11:26:51 AM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-02-11 12:12:18 PM
5 years already? Wow....I guess I just didn't give enough of a fark....
RIP, fap inspiration lady.
Apos
2012-02-11 02:09:30 PM
Broktun
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A bizarre John Wayne Gacy tribute,had it been anyone else but her,amirite?
Lachwen
2012-02-11 04:58:47 PM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman
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rtaylor92: I'm failing at Fark today. What is that being referenced in the headline?
Her autopsy report, which was made public not too long after she died. While its a pretty standard autopsy comment (as I understand it) the statement "the anus is unremarkable" became a bit of a catch phrase for a while.
I thought it became popular after Michael Jackson's autopsy was released?
Vash's Apprentice
2012-02-13 10:34:36 PM
James Scameron
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SockMonkeyHolocaust: RIP drug pig
funny, your father said the same thing!
You raped his father?
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