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(Some Guy) Silly From the "I can't believe it's not a porn film" files: Oregon restaurant celebrates Valentine's Day with salamigrams   (kptv.com) divider line 7
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Grapple [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 10:53:17 AM
I love you Honey, here's 12 inches of meat.

and a salami.
 
Anderson's Pooper
2012-02-10 10:54:59 AM
You would need a place to hide that until the 14th so as not to ruin the surprise.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 11:29:53 AM
(Knock, knock, knock)

Who's there?

Salamigram

Oh, Land Shark! Good one! But I know it's you!
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-02-10 11:35:48 AM
Dib: Ms Bitters, I read that long ago people used to give out cards and candy for Valentine's Day. How did the whole "meat" thing get started?
Ms. Bitters: You don't wanna know. -- "Tak: The Hideous New Girl", Invader Zim

I, for one, do want to know. But maybe this is the beginning of the custom. Another case of Life imitating Art, as Oscar Wilde put it.
 
MoronLessOff
2012-02-10 11:40:39 AM
Dibs on Salamigram as my new band name.
 
Lectrik
2012-02-11 01:59:57 AM
I want Storm Large to sing 8 Miles Wide, as she delivers the Salamigram.
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2012-02-13 08:22:45 AM
gothamist.com
This is how I say that I love you
 
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