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$7.5 million Scott Gomez scores his first goal in over a calendar year. So that works out to $7.5 million per goal
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FreakinB
2012-02-10 09:10:24 AM
And of course we're the assholes that gave it up, and of course it ends up being the game winner since the Isles scored twice in the last 3 minutes.
The refs did miss an icing call with about 20 seconds left that would have given the Isles a face-off deep in the Habs' zone with a chance to tie. But I can't complain too much when we didn't score for the first 57 minutes of the game.
keylock71
2012-02-10 09:29:11 AM
...And the Rangers are laughing their asses off, right about now.
Rev.K
2012-02-10 11:04:17 AM
I was watching an AHL game at the Saddledome laughing with some buddies about how Gomez hadn't scored in a year.
Heat lose 4-0 to the Barons. Gomez scores.
Well played, karma, well played.
SmackLT
2012-02-10 11:16:36 AM
Andy Carroll says that sounds about right
fatalvenom
2012-02-10 11:48:20 AM
I wonder what Tim Thomas thinks about this.
I'll have to go check his Facebook page.
Yanks_RSJ
2012-02-10 11:51:38 AM
keylock71
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...And the Rangers are laughing their asses off, right about now.
Yup.
gremzo
2012-02-10 11:56:32 AM
Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
misanthropologist
2012-02-10 11:57:54 AM
Allez les boys!! Sure sign of a winning streak and eventual Stanley Cup run. Can't wait until the violent anarchists use game night as an excuse to incite a riot.
/Sr. Gomez... not the best acquisition, it turns out.
keylock71
2012-02-10 12:01:20 PM
fatalvenom
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I wonder what Tim Thomas thinks about this.
I'll have to go check his Facebook page.
"For the last time, it's a personal matter!!! Everything I say on my public Facebook Page is personal, and I won't be discussing this! ...and Obama is just like Hitler."
PowerSlacker
2012-02-10 12:23:58 PM
didgomezscore.com is hilarious today.
dallylamma
2012-02-10 12:38:26 PM
Rev.K
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I was watching an AHL game at the Saddledome laughing with some buddies about how Gomez hadn't scored in a year.
Heat lose 4-0 to the Barons. Gomez scores.
Well played, karma, well played.
How many games does Abbostford play in Calgary?
Your Zionist Leader
2012-02-10 12:45:07 PM
gremzo
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Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
twobux
2012-02-10 01:24:25 PM
Remember when he was the shiznit?
Your Zionist Leader
2012-02-10 01:29:35 PM
twobux
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Remember when he was the shiznit?
You mean that one season he was sort of ok but seemed awesome because he actually scored a couple of goals for the New Jersey Neutral Zone Traps?
sevens1997
2012-02-10 01:33:10 PM
Three more, and he'll catch Ryan McDonagh.
Rev.K
2012-02-10 01:34:12 PM
dallylamma
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How many games does Abbostford play in Calgary?
I don't know. This is the first one I have seen, and the attendance for it was shockingly low.
I don't know if they didn't advertise it very well or if people in Calgary just don't give a f*ck about the Heat, but there was maybe 5,000 people there tops.
I expected a lot more. The Hitmen draw double that fairly consistently.
gremzo
2012-02-10 01:35:28 PM
Your Zionist Leader
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gremzo: Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
I stand corrected, thanks.
jekostas
2012-02-10 01:37:04 PM
Your Zionist Leader
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gremzo: Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
Gauthier has his own albatrosses to deal with. Getting Tomas Kaberle. Giving a big money contract to the corpse of Andre Markov. Trading Ryan O'Byrne to Colorado for Michael Bournival when Montreal's already loaded up with small scoring forwards.
Your Zionist Leader
2012-02-10 01:41:05 PM
jekostas
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Your Zionist Leader: gremzo: Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
Gauthier has his own albatrosses to deal with. Getting Tomas Kaberle. Giving a big money contract to the corpse of Andre Markov. Trading Ryan O'Byrne to Colorado for Michael Bournival when Montreal's already loaded up with small scoring forwards.
I'm still waiting on Gauthier to take off the mask and show that he's been Cam Neely this whole time.
Loomy
2012-02-10 01:48:48 PM
jekostas
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Your Zionist Leader: gremzo: Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
Gauthier has his own albatrosses to deal with. Getting Tomas Kaberle. Giving a big money contract to the corpse of Andre Markov. Trading Ryan O'Byrne to Colorado for Michael Bournival when Montreal's already loaded up with small scoring forwards.
So, O'Byrne to CO, McDonagh to the Rangers (in the Gomez deal, no less)... it seems that Irishmen aren't welcome there...
/How peculiar...
Killer Cars
2012-02-10 01:49:33 PM
jekostas
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Trading Ryan O'Byrne to Colorado for Michael Bournival when Montreal's already loaded up with small scoring forwards.
Wasn't O'Byrne mostly terrible while on the Habs? I'm guessing they were just tickled to get something/anything for him.
jekostas
2012-02-10 01:50:01 PM
Your Zionist Leader
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jekostas: Your Zionist Leader: gremzo: Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
Gauthier has his own albatrosses to deal with. Getting Tomas Kaberle. Giving a big money contract to the corpse of Andre Markov. Trading Ryan O'Byrne to Colorado for Michael Bournival when Montreal's already loaded up with small scoring forwards.
I'm still waiting on Gauthier to take off the mask and show that he's been Cam Neely this whole time.
I'm pretty sure not even Cam Neely would have pulled a player out of the middle of a game to trade him like Gauthier did with Cammalleri.
dallylamma
2012-02-10 01:57:46 PM
Your Zionist Leader
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jekostas: Your Zionist Leader: gremzo: Why does Gauthier still have a job? Is it because Howson hasn't been fired yet?
While I agree, Bob Gainey was the one who made this trade.
Gauthier has his own albatrosses to deal with. Getting Tomas Kaberle. Giving a big money contract to the corpse of Andre Markov. Trading Ryan O'Byrne to Colorado for Michael Bournival when Montreal's already loaded up with small scoring forwards.
I'm still waiting on Gauthier to take off the mask and show that he's been Cam Neely this whole time.
And when we pull of this mask I think we'll find the Phantom GM is really....
...
OLD MAN NEELY!!
And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
fatalvenom
2012-02-10 02:08:22 PM
keylock71
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fatalvenom: I wonder what Tim Thomas thinks about this.
I'll have to go check his Facebook page.
"For the last time, it's a personal matter!!! Everything I say on my public Facebook Page is personal, and I won't be discussing this! ...and Obama is just like Hitler."
That about sums it up.
toetag
2012-02-10 02:22:26 PM
Was he signed as a scoring option? If that's not the case, then the headline isn't really relevant. I doubt he was hired to be a scoring machine or even considered a scoring option.
Has he averaged much more than 15 goals a year in his career?
I'd be more upset about the fact he was hired as a seasoned veteran with decent skills with only having played 20 some games this year for that kind of money. Hell, I'd be upset they paid him that much money to play even if he did score 30 goals a year.
ScratchFury
2012-02-10 03:26:20 PM
toetag
:
Was he signed as a scoring option? If that's not the case, then the headline isn't really relevant. I doubt he was hired to be a scoring machine or even considered a scoring option.
Has he averaged much more than 15 goals a year in his career?
I'd be more upset about the fact he was hired as a seasoned veteran with decent skills with only having played 20 some games this year for that kind of money. Hell, I'd be upset they paid him that much money to play even if he did score 30 goals a year.
If you take the average of his six seasons with the Devils(where we weren't paying him 7.5 million dollars a year) it's right around 16, once you factor out a 33 goal year. He's always been a playmaker though, so expecting him to score 7.5 million type goals is dumb. Which is why he's one of the shining moments of the Rangers "He can put on skates and swing a stick? 6 years, 6 million dollars" era.
Flappyhead
2012-02-10 03:42:30 PM
keylock71
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fatalvenom: I wonder what Tim Thomas thinks about this.
I'll have to go check his Facebook page.
"For the last time, it's a personal matter!!! Everything I say on my public Facebook Page is personal, and I won't be discussing this! ...and Obama is just like Hitler."
For a while it looked like nothing could top Bryzgalov, turns out we were wrong.
Rev.K
2012-02-10 04:00:37 PM
toetag
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Was he signed as a scoring option? If that's not the case, then the headline isn't really relevant. I doubt he was hired to be a scoring machine or even considered a scoring option.
Are you serious?
Aside from a goalie, is there
ANY
player in the NHL who makes $7.5-million and is expected to chip in only one goal a year?
Answer: No.
jekostas
2012-02-10 04:06:49 PM
ScratchFury
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toetag: Was he signed as a scoring option? If that's not the case, then the headline isn't really relevant. I doubt he was hired to be a scoring machine or even considered a scoring option.
Has he averaged much more than 15 goals a year in his career?
I'd be more upset about the fact he was hired as a seasoned veteran with decent skills with only having played 20 some games this year for that kind of money. Hell, I'd be upset they paid him that much money to play even if he did score 30 goals a year.
If you take the average of his six seasons with the Devils(where we weren't paying him 7.5 million dollars a year) it's right around 16, once you factor out a 33 goal year. He's always been a playmaker though, so expecting him to score 7.5 million type goals is dumb. Which is why he's one of the shining moments of the Rangers "He can put on skates and swing a stick? 6 years, 6 million dollars" era.
It was a stupid signing by the Rangers and it was even stupider for Gainey to trade for that contract, much less sending McDonagh back.
toetag
2012-02-10 04:21:10 PM
Rev.K
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Aside from a goalie, is there ANY player in the NHL who makes $7.5-million and is expected to chip in only one goal a year?
Answer: No.
So you think he was signed to be a scoring machine? As I said, he probably hasn't averaged 15ish goals a year throughout his whole career. Why would you pay 7.5 million for those stats?
/not sticking up for him, i agree, signing was retarded.
Flappyhead
2012-02-10 05:17:12 PM
toetag
:
Rev.K: Aside from a goalie, is there ANY player in the NHL who makes $7.5-million and is expected to chip in only one goal a year?
Answer: No.
So you think he was signed to be a scoring machine? As I said, he probably hasn't averaged 15ish goals a year throughout his whole career. Why would you pay 7.5 million for those stats?
/not sticking up for him, i agree, signing was retarded.
He was signed to do
something
, but all he did was a whole lot of nothing.
Ishkur
2012-02-10 06:33:36 PM
Funny how he scored just after the anniversary.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he was dogging the last few games just so he could hit the one year mark for cheap and easy press (because everyone was counting down the days), then once everything blew over he decided to end the streak once and for all.
So he scores on a one-timer. Literally and figuratively.
Ishkur
2012-02-10 06:40:03 PM
toetag
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So you think he was signed to be a scoring machine?
Whatever he was signed to do, he's doing a lot less of it now.
Certainly not $7.5 million worth.
meteora
2012-02-10 06:46:47 PM
Ishkur
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If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he was dogging the last few games just so he could hit the one year mark for cheap and easy press (because everyone was counting down the days), then once everything blew over he decided to end the streak once and for all.
You sound like an idiot.
lacrossestar83
2012-02-10 06:47:54 PM
I saw Scott Gomez during the lockout year when he played for the Alaska Aces (or were they the Anchorage Aces?) in a game against the Long Beach Ice Dogs.
/CSB
Ishkur
2012-02-10 06:58:24 PM
meteora
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You sound like an idiot.
habs-fan-like typing detected.
change1211
2012-02-10 07:18:38 PM
keylock71
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fatalvenom: I wonder what Tim Thomas thinks about this.
I'll have to go check his Facebook page.
"For the last time, it's a personal matter!!! Everything I say on my public Facebook Page is personal, and I won't be discussing this! ...and Obama is just like Hitler."
This conversation got a laugh out of me, that was pretty funny. Also, I was sorry to hear about Horton, I hope he'll be okay.
jekostas
2012-02-10 07:25:51 PM
Ishkur
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Funny how he scored just after the anniversary.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he was dogging the last few games just so he could hit the one year mark for cheap and easy press (because everyone was counting down the days), then once everything blew over he decided to end the streak once and for all.
So he scores on a one-timer. Literally and figuratively.
Kind of a crappy thing to say about Gomez, actually. From all reports, he was trying his damnedest to score and play well but Montreal is just a really, really shiatty team
meteora
2012-02-10 07:39:43 PM
Ishkur
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meteora: You sound like an idiot.
habs-fan-like typing detected.
Habs fan? Yes. Typical Habs fan? I sincerely hope not.
Why in the world would Gomez not want to score before the 1-year mark? Do you not realize how much scrutiny he's been under for the past year+?
No doubt the man has been thoroughly embarrassed by this point. Yeah, at certain points he's probably rolled around on his bed on top of piles of cash, but there has to come a moment where it's just humiliating for him. If I was in his shoes, I would never have wanted to go a calendar year without scoring. Now people can say, "Hey, remember that loser Gomez who went a whole year without a goal?"
Ishkur
2012-02-10 07:58:58 PM
Guys, it was just a joke. Relax.
Seriously, I've been a fan of Gomez since I saw him take the Royal Bank cup when he played for the South Surrey Eagles (him and Shane Kuss were a dynamo on that team).
But you gotta admit, his timing could not be more apt -- right at the moment when most of the hockey world took notice of his difficulties.
He's a great two-way player, but he's not worth $7.5 million even in his best season.
I'm now hoping he goes on a surreal, Sam Gagne-like tear, making up for the year of hopelessness with 60 points in like 20 games. That would not only be totally awesome, it might convince me there really is a God or that God really does take a passing interest in the fortunes of professional athletes.
My goodness, habs fans are touchy.
Malcolm_Sex
2012-02-10 08:27:52 PM
Meanwhile, in Washington...
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