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Peyton Manning has made a complete and full recovery from neck surgery, except for that pesky "unable to throw a football" issue,
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Babwa Wawa
2012-02-10 09:15:03 AM
That shouldn't be a problem for Snyder; when evaluating QBs, he's never put much stock in the ability to throw.
Ponzholio
2012-02-10 10:19:35 AM
So the Colts (or whoever he signs with) will have to run the 'Tebow Offense'...
DamnYankees
2012-02-10 10:24:19 AM
Interesting - Bill Polian said the exact opposite of this on PTI yesterday, that Manning was making pretty much all the throws he used to, other than really long ones.
ltdanman44
2012-02-10 10:26:39 AM
its time to bring back the
offense!!
hp6sa
2012-02-10 10:38:38 AM
This will make him a perfect candidate to play for the Vikings next year.
/sobs
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-10 10:54:00 AM
Depends who you talk to...Polian said he was throwing well in December, and personally I'd believe him before a guy citing "sources".
unless, of course, Polian is trying to stir the pot intentionally because he got canned...
DamnYankees
2012-02-10 10:57:54 AM
ihatedumbpeople
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Depends who you talk to...Polian said he was throwing well in December, and personally I'd believe him before a guy citing "sources".
unless, of course, Polian is trying to stir the pot intentionally because he got canned...
Polian stirring the pot would be him saying Manning was done, no?
Callous
2012-02-10 11:25:18 AM
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On a podcast on the website Grantland.com, Bill Simmons talked with the NFL Network's Mike Lombardi, who reported Manning isn't close to his old form after three neck surgeries.
"He can't throw the ball," Lombardi said. "I've talked to people who've caught the ball for him. He can't throw to his left. . . . People that catch the ball for him say he doesn't really have velocity on the ball yet."
wooden_badger
2012-02-10 11:47:36 AM
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On a podcast on the website Grantland.com, Bill Simmons talked with the NFL Network's Mike Lombardi, who reported Manning isn't close to his old form after three neck surgeries.
"He can't throw the ball," Lombardi said. "I've talked to people who've caught the ball for him. He can't throw to his left. . . . People that catch the ball for him say he doesn't really have velocity on the ball yet."
I suspect the fact that he's 35 isn't helping any, either.
DubyaHater
2012-02-10 12:05:56 PM
He has millions of dollars, broken numerous records and even has a Super Bowl ring. I hope he retires before he ends up in a wheelchair
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-10 12:10:55 PM
DamnYankees
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ihatedumbpeople: Depends who you talk to...Polian said he was throwing well in December, and personally I'd believe him before a guy citing "sources".
unless, of course, Polian is trying to stir the pot intentionally because he got canned...
Polian stirring the pot would be him saying Manning was done, no?
I"d suspect the opposite...by stating Manning is healthy, it puts the Colts in a tough position. They're gonna draft luck, but a healthy Manning is due to receive a bonus come early March...puts the GM and owner in a bind. By saying he's healthy, you're saying "we're gonna ditch a healthy Peyton Manning...teh guy that basically saved the franchise, won us a SB title, and got us this fancy new stadium..for an unproven rookie".
If Polian, a trusted friend of Manning, said he wasn't healthy, IMHO he'd be doing the Colts a favor. Gives them justification to call it a 'business decision".
ltdanman44
2012-02-10 12:17:08 PM
Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
merkey88
2012-02-10 12:18:00 PM
DubyaHater
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He has millions of dollars, broken numerous records and even has a Super Bowl ring. I hope he retires before he ends up in a wheelchair
Stop saying that, farkers. It's not like his neck is completely exposed, and a fender bender at 20 mph will forever paralyze him.
DamnYankees
2012-02-10 12:19:21 PM
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Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
If that was true, why hasn't Manning already been cut?
ltdanman44
2012-02-10 12:31:39 PM
DamnYankees
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ltdanman44: Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
If that was true, why hasn't Manning already been cut?
They are trying to get some value for him via a trade before letting him go free
Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu
2012-02-10 12:53:43 PM
ihatedumbpeople
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puts the GM and owner in a bind.
The GM and owner are only truly in a bind if he's actually healthy. Polian's comments don't affect that.
Md37
2012-02-10 02:00:14 PM
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DamnYankees: ltdanman44: Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
If that was true, why hasn't Manning already been cut?
They are trying to get some value for him via a trade before letting him go free
No one (sane) would ever make that trade. Everyone knows that they will part ways soon, and then make a deal directly with Manning.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-02-10 02:05:25 PM
ltdanman44
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Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
I love the Internet. People who have no
actual
idea come off with such bold statements.
Unless your name is Polian or Irsay .... you're really just guessing.
ltdanman44
2012-02-10 02:12:33 PM
HellRaisingHoosier
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ltdanman44: Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
I love the Internet. People who have no actual idea come off with such bold statements.
Unless your name is Polian or Irsay .... you're really just guessing.
its just my opinion, I wasn't quoting anyone.
Md37
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ltdanman44: DamnYankees: ltdanman44: Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
If that was true, why hasn't Manning already been cut?
They are trying to get some value for him via a trade before letting him go free
No one (sane) would ever make that trade. Everyone knows that they will part ways soon, and then make a deal directly with Manning.
Would like a word with you
ihatedumbpeople
2012-02-10 02:46:59 PM
Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu
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ihatedumbpeople: puts the GM and owner in a bind.
The GM and owner are only truly in a bind if he's actually healthy. Polian's comments don't affect that.
Depends...public perception matters. If Polian says he's healthy, even if reports vary, a LOT of Colts fans are going to assume he's on track to come back.
steamingpile
2012-02-10 03:00:48 PM
DamnYankees
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Interesting - Bill Polian said the exact opposite of this on PTI yesterday, that Manning was making pretty much all the throws he used to, other than really long ones.
Yeah chris mortenson said the same thing on the radio today as well, someone is feeding misinformation to try and get a deal.
merkey88
2012-02-10 03:48:41 PM
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Would like a word with you
THE HELL HE WOULD
Inchoate
2012-02-10 03:52:48 PM
PITCH IT TO TASHARD CHOICE
/am I doing this right?
Loomy
2012-02-10 03:56:36 PM
Hey, who knows, maybe he'll end up playing for the Dolphins...
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Intoxoman
2012-02-10 11:18:44 PM
ltdanman44
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HellRaisingHoosier: ltdanman44: Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
I love the Internet. People who have no actual idea come off with such bold statements.
Unless your name is Polian or Irsay .... you're really just guessing.
its just my opinion, I wasn't quoting anyone.
Md37: ltdanman44: DamnYankees: ltdanman44: Polian was fired because he was told to cut Manning and he wouldn't
If that was true, why hasn't Manning already been cut?
They are trying to get some value for him via a trade before letting him go free
No one (sane) would ever make that trade. Everyone knows that they will part ways soon, and then make a deal directly with Manning.
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Would like a word with you
You had to go there /sigh You're a bad bad man
Steve Zodiac
2012-02-11 03:19:57 PM
Peyton's already got a secret deal with Arizona. He'll be the backup QB behind Favre.
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