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chestermania
2012-02-10 12:33:03 AM
That's more than a MS Hotfix can repair.
On the good side, with more ventilation, it should run cooler.
IT Dad also missed the Hard Drive, so the data should be good.
Sensei Can You See
2012-02-10 12:54:49 AM
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-10 02:32:19 AM
Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard"
and
her dad's a complete dick.
MBK
2012-02-10 02:50:04 AM
GranoblasticMan
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Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
criscodisco
2012-02-10 03:36:27 AM
MBK
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GranoblasticMan: Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
I totally understand what you're saying, and I really don't think this guy did anything wrong. That being said, isn't it sort of par for the course that teens talk shiat about their parents? I guess maybe it's different nowadays since social media puts their petty biatching all over the net, but it seems like a crazy response to what every single kid in my high school did on a daily basis.
I don't have kids, so I'm probably way off base here, but I always thought that it was part of being a teenager that you would constantly complain about your parents, and dub everything they did as unfair. Then later in life realize "holy crap a job sucks more than school ever did, and if I put all my money into feeding and clothing some ungrateful little shiat, they'd better respect the hell out of me".
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-10 03:53:44 AM
MBK
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GranoblasticMan: Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
Hmm, y'know what? You've convinced me. The only way to teach children respect is to break their shiat.
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-10 03:55:05 AM
"Man it sucks. My parents give me such an early curfew."
[HERO] Father chains daughter to bed to teach her to respect curfews
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-10 04:21:38 AM
GranoblasticMan
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MBK: GranoblasticMan: Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
Hmm, y'know what? You've convinced me. The only way to teach children respect is to break their shiat.
Well technically the parents paid for it so it belongs to them. You don't have teenagers and most likely don't remember what a pain in the ass you were..
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-10 04:38:38 AM
AbbeySomeone
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GranoblasticMan: MBK: GranoblasticMan: Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
Hmm, y'know what? You've convinced me. The only way to teach children respect is to break their shiat.
Well technically the parents paid for it so it belongs to them
. You don't have teenagers and most likely don't remember what a pain in the ass you were..
Yeah, and technically that Christmas present I gave my brother is mine, right? I mean, I paid for it.
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-10 04:47:46 AM
GranoblasticMan
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AbbeySomeone: GranoblasticMan: MBK: GranoblasticMan: Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
Hmm, y'know what? You've convinced me. The only way to teach children respect is to break their shiat.
Well technically the parents paid for it so it belongs to them. You don't have teenagers and most likely don't remember what a pain in the ass you were..
Yeah, and technically that Christmas present I gave my brother is mine, right? I mean, I paid for it.
Apples and oranges. Both fruit.
I Said
2012-02-10 04:48:54 AM
GranoblasticMan
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"Man it sucks. My parents give me such an early curfew."
[HERO] Father chains daughter to bed to teach her to respect curfews
I hope you don't have kids. The prison population is large enough as it is.
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-10 04:54:33 AM
AbbeySomeone
:
GranoblasticMan: AbbeySomeone: GranoblasticMan: MBK: GranoblasticMan: Yes. This is an appropriate reaction to a disagreement. Break the other party's shiat. However, at least now the teenager gets to complain that her parents "work her too hard" and her dad's a complete dick.
Oh shut the fark up. This dad probably pays for her phone, her internet, her clothes, her spending money, etc etc, and she still has the gall to talk shiat about them because she is asked to do some chores? And he said this isn't the first time she has done this.
Hmm, y'know what? You've convinced me. The only way to teach children respect is to break their shiat.
Well technically the parents paid for it so it belongs to them. You don't have teenagers and most likely don't remember what a pain in the ass you were..
Yeah, and technically that Christmas present I gave my brother is mine, right? I mean, I paid for it.
Apples and oranges. Both fruit.
Both fruit, but if you
give
either to a person, it is by any rationale
theirs
. For fark's sake, he even refers to the laptop as "[her] laptop."
I absolutely farking hate braindead parents that think just because they, at some point in time, paid for something means their children have no expectation of property or privacy being respected. My parents never once broke any of
my
shiat. So take this as a hearty "fark you" to you,
MBK
, and any other childish people who think that this is in any way an appropriate response to a
Facebook post
.
GranoblasticMan
2012-02-10 04:56:43 AM
I Said
:
GranoblasticMan: "Man it sucks. My parents give me such an early curfew."
[HERO] Father chains daughter to bed to teach her to respect curfews
I hope you don't have kids. The prison population is large enough as it is.
Yep. My parents never broke my shiat, and I'm posting this from PMITA prison right now because I'm such a farkup in life, all because my parents never felt the need to get even by breaking something of mine in a childish act of "getting even."
I Said
2012-02-10 05:05:22 AM
GranoblasticMan
:
I Said: GranoblasticMan: "Man it sucks. My parents give me such an early curfew."
[HERO] Father chains daughter to bed to teach her to respect curfews
I hope you don't have kids. The prison population is large enough as it is.
Yep. My parents never broke my shiat, and I'm posting this from PMITA prison right now because I'm such a farkup in life, all because my parents never felt the need to get even by breaking something of mine in a childish act of "getting even."
Are you sure this was about breaking her stuff and getting even, or do you think it was "we're taking her computer from her, and here is a very visceral way of doing that". They didn't break it so she would have to buy another one tomorrow.
Did you watch the vid? Did your parents ever discipline you by taking privileges away from you? Do you have a clue as to what you're talking about?
I'm sure your parents were fine. It's you parenting that worries me, as you seem to have entitlement issues.
miss diminutive
2012-02-10 06:30:04 AM
I can understand the need for discipline and the withdrawal of privileges when your child screws up. Actions must have consequences. But to actually
shoot
her laptop and then post the video on the internet just seems like overkill. He's publicly humiliated his daughter, something for which she's probably going to hate him with ten times the vehemence she did before which will just result in even more rebellious behaviour on her part. Destroying the laptop, with a gun no less, seems borderline crazy when he could have easily just sold it or given it away to someone who actually needed it.
I just don't think it's going to have the effect he hoped for.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not a parent, but I was an entitled, smart-ass teenager once. When I screwed up my folks were firm, but fair.
/what would have happened had she actually done something drastic like get arrested or pregnant?
//would dad post vid of a falcon punch to show her he means business?
EnviroDude
2012-02-10 06:55:28 AM
Dad should remember that she will choose his retirement home.
doglover
2012-02-10 07:02:04 AM
miss diminutive
:
I can understand the need for discipline and the withdrawal of privileges when your child screws up. Actions must have consequences. But to actually shoot her laptop and then post the video on the internet just seems like overkill.
There is no overkill, there is only fire and reload.
Seriously, I would have just boot and nuked her hard drive. She would figure out how to put a new OS on there herself. Maybe make her work for it. But no, a .45 in the drive? That's priceless.
miss diminutive
2012-02-10 07:09:59 AM
doglover
:
There is no overkill, there is only fire and reload.
For some reason I read that in Sigourney Weaver's voice from Ghostbusters. "There is no Dana, only Zuul."
Barfmaker
2012-02-10 07:43:26 AM
I see it as a power struggle and if it keeps escalating then both sides will lose. This is usually done by her hooking up with some guy and, if it gets bad enough, moving out.
So she loses what could have been pleasantly memorable teenage years (this minor shiat, if it was treated as the minor shiat it really is, would have been a footnote), and the father loses his opportunity to hand his daughter off into life.
It just evaporates for both of them and you can never get it back.
I'm watching this exact thing unfold now, my friend kept escalating, and now at 16 she's shacked up with her boyfriend and not welcome back in their house. This past Christmas was...sombre to say the least.
So internet-dad can break all her stuff and shoot it in the most attention whoring, humiliating, power-grabbing way he can think of, and if she refuses to give in to it then what?
Or he could have had an adult conversation with her and told her why he disagrees with what she's doing and how it affects him. And she's free to accept that or reject it or some middle road. It's all you can do and thinking you can force somebody to bend to your will is a recipe for heartache.
EnviroDude
2012-02-10 08:10:36 AM
Barfmaker
:
Or he could have had an adult conversation with her an
You can't have an adult conversation (as a dad) with an angry 16 year old girl. At this point in their relationship, all he can do is wait for the tidal wave to hit. Perhaps she will move out at 18. Or at 21.
But their relationship is over.
If it had been me, the first thing I would have told her was how much I loved her and why it was important for her to learn to listen to the parents (to spare her the agony of the mistakes they made as youths and young adults). Then I would have shot the computer.
vudukungfu
2012-02-10 08:35:02 AM
doglover
:
Seriously, I would have just boot and nuked her hard drive. She would figure out how to put a new OS on there herself.
Anyone with access to a computer should ahve to know how to do that.
It should be the law.
I remember when it actually was practically the law.
The internet was populated with much smarter people back when I first got on it.
Back in 1980.
All five of us.
/forever alone.
Smiths
2012-02-10 08:40:48 AM
ehh....
teenagers always are crap and always biatched about their parents.
the problem is now it's public. yes, facebook is public. one person likes it that's on his list (a friend's parent perhaps and that friend didn't lock down their profile) he could just contact the friend parent who gets the post from the friend and ta-da... written there.
shooting it? eh, listen to the accent.... it's par for the course.
Should he chastise the kid in a video? not agreeing with the line by line trashing of her. But ya know... not my kid.
I think it was the case of her being grounded for 3 months prior to this for doing the same thing.
Now what i'm concerned about is the cleaning lady "who is not a maid and does things in return for services"
my friend's father would cut his TV's power cord when he was a dick. so much electrical tape.
tin_man
2012-02-10 08:57:25 AM
I somehow doubt the legitimacy of the "facts" of this video.
If it turns out to be real, then he should get an award for being a clueless nutbar.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-02-10 09:16:28 AM
Where would Facebook be without teens complaining about their lot in life? If you're unaware of that this is the very heart and soul of Facebook, you're not a very good IT person or do not have a good understanding of what a teenager is.
What the hell did the laptop do to deserve such treatment!? It was an innocent bystander. If the father really wanted to punish the one responsible, he should have just shot his daughter.
I know I'm not the best parent, but I don't think that shooting inanimate objects is the best way to conflict resolution or teaching your child respect.
donuettes
2012-02-10 09:35:30 AM
This won't backfire in a few years when she turns 18. Noooo, not at all.
namegoeshere
2012-02-10 09:36:11 AM
miss diminutive
:
I can understand the need for discipline and the withdrawal of privileges when your child screws up. Actions must have consequences. But to actually shoot her laptop and then post the video on the internet just seems like overkill. He's publicly humiliated his daughter, something for which she's probably going to hate him with ten times the vehemence she did before which will just result in even more rebellious behaviour on her part. Destroying the laptop, with a gun no less, seems borderline crazy when he could have easily just sold it or given it away to someone who actually needed it.
I just don't think it's going to have the effect he hoped for.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not a parent, but I was an entitled, smart-ass teenager once. When I screwed up my folks were firm, but fair.
/what would have happened had she actually done something drastic like get arrested or pregnant?
//would dad post vid of a falcon punch to show her he means business?
She is the one who went public on facebook. Which is the modern equivalent of yelling from the rooftops. She talked shiat about another person on the internet - she can't go all snowflake when she gets internet shiat back in return. Important life lesson, that. And it was worth Dad's public response if just because the stupid little shiat didn't think her ancient and feeble minded father (who works in IT) has enough tech skillz to access her facebook once she had blocked him.
Biatching to her friends privately, off line, fine. All teens do that. Posting her entitled little biatch rant online was beyond stupid. And she needs to know that.
Would you hire this spoiled little princess? I wouldn't. Not even for an afterschool job. I wouldn't offer her a spot in an advanced academic program. She lacks a strong work ethic, and is a whiner. (Guess what, Princess. What you post on line has real world consequences.)
I AM a parent. No I wouldn't have shot the laptop. Mostly because I'm cheap. What I would have done is logged on and cancelled the damn facebook page (because no way in hell will my minor child have a page without me having full access to it - that's farking basic safety there) Also, the laptop will become school only with supervision. Also also, she would be presented with a bill for room and board. Don't want to contribute to the household? Fine. Pay up. And no I will not drive your spoiled little ass anyfarkingwhere. Walk. You don't get shiat without giving. That's how life works.
Again: she wants to biatch privately to her friends, fine. Go for it. Vent. But posting it online was a very bad idea. As was being stupid enough to think the people you were venting against wouldn't see it.
I am a parent. And I'd rather be a parent than my child's BFF. I refuse to raise a spoiled, entitled little princess snowflake, too stupid to know how the internet works. Dammit.
ThatGuyGreg
2012-02-10 09:42:49 AM
tuckt26
2012-02-10 09:44:08 AM
That dad is an asshole. She's a teenager, they are going to rebel and it's going to be immature and inaccurate description of reality. All he taught her was he has the same lack of respect for her that she showed him, and that if anyone slights you or disagrees, it's ok to break their stuff. There are a 1000 different way to handle that situation, he picked the lazy moran way.
PlatinumDragon
2012-02-10 09:44:38 AM
That was mature.
Headso
2012-02-10 09:44:52 AM
GranoblasticMan
:
The only way to teach children respect is to break their shiat.
It might not be the only way but it's the funniest way.
erik316wttn
2012-02-10 09:46:10 AM
Because the appropriate, mature reaction to a rebellious teenager is breaking their shiat. Way to be the adult there, Dad!
masercot
2012-02-10 09:46:15 AM
A dad responds to his daughter by shooting her things; and, he wonders why the girl is screwed up in the head...
ShortBusAllStar
2012-02-10 09:46:37 AM
And in future news:
"Video of father shooting laptop found to be fake viral video".
IlGreven
2012-02-10 09:47:02 AM
namegoeshere
:
I am a parent. And I'd rather be a parent than my child's BFF
This isn't being a parent, either. This is being a psychopath. And it is teaching the daughter a lesson: Being a psychopath works.
H31N0US
2012-02-10 09:47:34 AM
Violence settles everything.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-02-10 09:47:36 AM
Turns out that dad is quite a dick.
isheltoe
2012-02-10 09:47:48 AM
As an IT Dad who is also a gun nut I applaud this brilliant act. If your kids don't appreciate what you do for them and show disrespect then they need to learn a lesson. Granted I think lesson learned but I think on top of that I would have given her a list of chores and how much she gets for each one an make her earn a new laptop.
My parents made me earn my stuff and thus I have always taken care of everything I have. However my wife was the one who got everything handed to her and she wonders why her laptop looks like crap after a couple of years and mine still looks like new.
wsupfoo2
2012-02-10 09:48:27 AM
Sorry dad that she hurt your feelings, they're going to do that at that age. Your job is to discipline and parent, not humiliate and take revenge.
DmGdDawg
2012-02-10 09:48:41 AM
Hope that a-hole has fun with Dept. of Social Services. I'll admit the girl's missive was juvenile and immature, but teenagers do juvenile and immature things. Still, teenagers aren't slaves and DO have a right to basic privacy and personal property. I don't necessarily think that all teenagers are entitled to wi-fi, but if there is internet in the house they absolutely have a right to use it every bit as much as they have a right to use the other utilities in the house. If the father cut off her access to power, heat and water to "teach her a lesson" you guys wouldn't be taking his side.
Howie Spankowitz
2012-02-10 09:48:50 AM
When my only child was getting ready to go off to college, we were chatting and reminiscing about his childhood. One thing he told me that nearly brought tears to my eyes was that he couldn't remember a single time in his life where I had not followed through on a consequence when he did something he wasn't supposed to do. And that he appreciated it.
Sounds like this guy warned his daughter, she didn't heed the warning, and now she's paying the consequence. I wouldn't have shot the laptop, but I would have damn well mothballed the thing and instructed her that her school and the local library have perfectly suitable computer labs and, by the way, have fun getting there with your bus pass you'll need to buy. Then I'd establish a series of behaviors and benchmarks she'd need to reach to get her laptop back.
If she reached every single benchmark, she'd get it back with restrictions.
Otherwise Just Fine
2012-02-10 09:48:56 AM
Um, how about not being emotionally crazy with a gun and just selling the laptop on ebay or something. Or give it so someone who needs a laptop. Bringing guns into a personal dispute is not good precedent.
genepool lifeboat
2012-02-10 09:49:42 AM
Imagine the poor guy that decides to date her anytime in the near future.
acronym
2012-02-10 09:50:04 AM
you know you're a redneck when...
Carousel Beast
2012-02-10 09:50:53 AM
namegoeshere
:
miss diminutive: I can understand the need for discipline and the withdrawal of privileges when your child screws up. Actions must have consequences. But to actually shoot her laptop and then post the video on the internet just seems like overkill. He's publicly humiliated his daughter, something for which she's probably going to hate him with ten times the vehemence she did before which will just result in even more rebellious behaviour on her part. Destroying the laptop, with a gun no less, seems borderline crazy when he could have easily just sold it or given it away to someone who actually needed it.
I just don't think it's going to have the effect he hoped for.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not a parent, but I was an entitled, smart-ass teenager once. When I screwed up my folks were firm, but fair.
/what would have happened had she actually done something drastic like get arrested or pregnant?
//would dad post vid of a falcon punch to show her he means business?
She is the one who went public on facebook. Which is the modern equivalent of yelling from the rooftops. She talked shiat about another person on the internet - she can't go all snowflake when she gets internet shiat back in return. Important life lesson, that. And it was worth Dad's public response if just because the stupid little shiat didn't think her ancient and feeble minded father (who works in IT) has enough tech skillz to access her facebook once she had blocked him.
Biatching to her friends privately, off line, fine. All teens do that. Posting her entitled little biatch rant online was beyond stupid. And she needs to know that.
Would you hire this spoiled little princess? I wouldn't. Not even for an afterschool job. I wouldn't offer her a spot in an advanced academic program. She lacks a strong work ethic, and is a whiner. (Guess what, Princess. What you post on line has real world consequences.)
I AM a parent. No I wouldn't have shot the laptop. Mostly because I'm cheap. What I would have done is lo ...
Extremely well said, friend. First time I've used either of the smart/funny buttons is for your post.
MyPoolLeaks
2012-02-10 09:51:24 AM
tin_man
:
I somehow doubt the legitimacy of the "facts" of this video.
If it turns out to be real, then he should get an award for being a clueless nutbar.
My GF showed me this video last night. My Weeners to it was, this is fake. I doubted that an adult would overreact that much to a teenager.
Second thing I thought, if it is real, the "father" didn't act like the adult in the situation. It seems that her behavior is a direct reflection of the parenting she is receiving. She's acting like a complete shiat because her parents allow her to act that way.
Carousel Beast
2012-02-10 09:52:55 AM
DmGdDawg
:
Hope that a-hole has fun with Dept. of Social Services. I'll admit the girl's missive was juvenile and immature, but teenagers do juvenile and immature things. Still, teenagers aren't slaves and DO have a right to basic privacy and personal property. I don't necessarily think that all teenagers are entitled to wi-fi, but if there is internet in the house they absolutely have a right to use it every bit as much as they have a right to use the other utilities in the house. If the father cut off her access to power, heat and water to "teach her a lesson" you guys wouldn't be taking his side.
That's a whole lot of derp right there.
Weigard
2012-02-10 09:53:13 AM
Fake; rednecks can't read.
Vash's Apprentice
2012-02-10 09:53:31 AM
What's next, shooting the sink when she refuses to do the dishes?
sotua
2012-02-10 09:54:32 AM
doglover
:
miss diminutive: I can understand the need for discipline and the withdrawal of privileges when your child screws up. Actions must have consequences. But to actually shoot her laptop and then post the video on the internet just seems like overkill.
There is no overkill, there is only fire and reload.
Seriously, I would have just boot and nuked her hard drive. She would figure out how to put a new OS on there herself. Maybe make her work for it. But no, a .45 in the drive? That's priceless.
That also looks like an excellent way of blowing off stress. Seems like daddy was a wee little tight-strung, eh?
Captain_Ballbeard
2012-02-10 09:55:58 AM
As a single dad of a 14 year old girl, I applaud this man. Mine doesn't have a laptop anymore either, I just took it for myself though, didn't shoot it. Now she can play Billy Badass on her Presario desktop, lol.
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