With a helpful picture of what French people might look like.

Told the doctors that their mothers were hamsters and that their fathers smelt of elderberries.

If you talk while keeping your tongue forward and high in your mouth, while making no other changes to your speech, you'll find that you sound like you have a bit of a French accent. A large part of accent is the neutral position of the tongue in the mouth, so his woman probably has an issue where her tongue is stuck high in her mouth for some reason.

aerojockey: If you talk while keeping your tongue forward and high in your mouth, while making no other changes to your speech, you'll find that you sound like you have a bit of a French accent. A large part of accent is the neutral position of the tongue in the mouth, so his woman probably has an issue where her tongue is stuck high in her mouth for some reason.

I can't help but sound like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age when I try what you said.

I have failed.

Someone put up the picture of Le Marche Futile from the end of Monty Python's "Silly Walks" sketch.

Thank you.

Will Madonna play her in the movie? I hear she has some experience in this.

I love how they start the story with "mother of two". How is this relevant? Who cares? Is it related to the kind of accent you have? No kids and it's Russian? Three and it's Swedish?

Daily Mail link and played-out meme headline? I farking surrender.

LOL! I love "French Surrender" jokes.

Subby +1

Tatsumaki Senpuu-Kyaku!: Daily Mail link and played-out meme headline? I farking surrender.

All the memes here are played out.