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		38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash (dailymail.co.uk)		211
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IAmRight		2012-02-09 09:28:30 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Apos:

And she's 5'3"?

[media.oregonlive.com image 512x338]

WORD.

Her KKK breasts aren't going to want a black man hangin' 'round.

/or maybe they will, and that's even more of a problem

martid4		2012-02-09 09:30:15 PM

John Buck 41: Who is this 'Steinberg' who is mentioned out of the blue halfway down TFA?

I believe he is a piano.

verbaltoxin		2012-02-09 09:31:53 PM

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

oryx		2012-02-09 09:32:05 PM

I'm thinking she wouldn't have had a car accident if she had normal sized breasts, Safety feature? Maybe not,

skiinstructor		2012-02-09 09:32:08 PM

I remember back in college going to the colorado river, and penthouse pet
Petra Verkaik was camping with us. her claim to fame was that she had her vw
bus up on a jack, and it rolled off. those fantastic bigamericanbreasts saved
her from injury. no I didn't get it, she had her bf with her. still a hell of a lot of fun
though...

grumman94		2012-02-09 09:32:35 PM

She probably crashed in the first place because she couldn't see around the damn things.

LoneWolf343		2012-02-09 09:32:55 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Oh my god... DO WANT

Big breasts, even fake ones>small naturals... Suck it libs

I'm pretty sure I'd prefer small naturals to these. (NSFW)

/They look like alien eggs.

martid4		2012-02-09 09:33:08 PM

John Buck 41: Who is this 'Steinberg' who is mentioned out of the blue halfway down TFA?

I believe he is a piano.

Uh, that's Steinway, my bad...

Tickle Mittens		2012-02-09 09:33:46 PM

darkjezter: This reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago about Petra Verkaik (a Playboy Playmate with very large natural boobs). In an interview she claimed that she was once working under her car when the jack slipped, and her boobs saved her by cushioning the fall.

A Volkswagon van, and right outside the playboy mansion, the even was described in her pictorial.

/Yes, I read her pictorial.
//WTF do you want, I was going through puberty, I could draw her pictorial in half-tone, while blindfolded, with my left foot.

Macular Degenerate		2012-02-09 09:34:39 PM

Does someone have a brazzer's login? Because all this talk of huge tits needs some legitimate scientific research

Mad Mark		2012-02-09 09:35:21 PM

ILBT!

martid4		2012-02-09 09:36:19 PM

verbaltoxin: [www.maniacworld.com image 543x394]

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

She could sit in a mud puddle and fart and I'd eat the bubbles.

John Buck 41		2012-02-09 09:36:40 PM

verbaltoxin: [www.maniacworld.com image 543x394]

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

What's not to love?

cowgirl toffee		2012-02-09 09:36:56 PM

Lone Stranger: The KKK saved my baby today.

Gettin' hoods for my KKKs...

img80.imageshack.us

Lenkyl		2012-02-09 09:37:28 PM

this thread needs more pbd
farm3.staticflickr.com

Jixa		2012-02-09 09:39:28 PM

"The largest natural breasts belong to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA) who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)." - Guinness World Records.

She's gonna feed the world!

verbaltoxin		2012-02-09 09:39:31 PM

/hot

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2012-02-09 09:40:32 PM

Lenkyl: this thread needs more pbd

Jesus! Who is that?

verbaltoxin		2012-02-09 09:41:22 PM

Link (new window)

Fark ate the URL, click the above. You're welcome. Happy fapping. SFW.

flushdepot		2012-02-09 09:42:13 PM

Pud: I think this thread needs more pictures, less talkie, talkie

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[t1.gstatic.com image 254x199]

Your turn ...

FARK alert!

Areola leakage! I'm tellin Drew!

Unknown_Poltroon		2012-02-09 09:45:13 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Lenkyl: this thread needs more pbd

Jesus! Who is that?

p-something black diamond

Macular Degenerate		2012-02-09 09:47:29 PM

martid4: verbaltoxin: [www.maniacworld.com image 543x394]

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

She could sit in a mud puddle and fart and I'd eat the bubbles.

That just cost you one shot of vodka - the shot that just came out of my nose

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2012-02-09 09:47:37 PM

kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK kkK

Lenkyl		2012-02-09 09:47:55 PM

Unknown_Poltroon: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Lenkyl: this thread needs more pbd

Jesus! Who is that?

p-something black diamond

penelope black diamond

dallylamma		2012-02-09 09:48:55 PM

Eye Bleach! (psfw) (new window)

xrayspx		2012-02-09 09:51:46 PM

lomnoir: Too bad this story was redlit a couple of days ago, denying us a K-cup trifecta.

It's not real though, so there's that. The girl is from here in sunny NH, she's been a 4chan staple for years, and she already got her reduction surgery. Since none of it was true, it makes sense it would be redlit.

/I know, I know, politics tab...

whatshisname		2012-02-09 09:52:34 PM

Lenkyl: penelope black diamond

GIS turns up a woman with 2 basketballs glued to her chest, while her nipples look in opposite directions.
Looks far more impressive with the shirt ON.

Gergesa		2012-02-09 09:52:54 PM

What we really need are implants that shoot lasers out of them.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus		2012-02-09 09:53:17 PM

John Buck 41: Who is this 'Steinberg' who is mentioned out of the blue halfway down TFA?

Did they slip and publish her real last name?

MrEricSir		2012-02-09 09:53:27 PM

fusillade762: What happened to teh boobies? Did she unbolt them for the mugshot?

Airbags need to be serviced after they're deployed.

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2012-02-09 09:53:56 PM

cowgirl toffee		2012-02-09 09:55:09 PM

Gergesa: What we really need are implants that shoot lasers out of them.

Can I haz implants with jet packs? :P

Gergesa		2012-02-09 10:01:10 PM

cowgirl toffee: Gergesa: What we really need are implants that shoot lasers out of them.

Can I haz implants with jet packs? :P

Absolutely not. That is obviously the province of ass implants. Crazy person.

Nick Nostril		2012-02-09 10:01:10 PM

CygnusDarius		2012-02-09 10:01:31 PM

Like breasts. I don't like ridiculously large breasts. But I wouldn't say now if I'm confronted by them.

But, duck face? C'mon, that's just ridiculous.

misanthropic1		2012-02-09 10:01:40 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: whatshisname: Lenkyl: penelope black diamond

GIS turns up a woman with 2 basketballs glued to her chest, while her nipples look in opposite directions.
Looks far more impressive with the shirt ON.

Dude are you gay?

nttatwrt

Are you trolling or just a body-mod fetishist?

/nttatwrt
//aside from the trolling part, that's a dick move (unless it's really funny)

Lenkyl		2012-02-09 10:02:12 PM

whatshisname: Lenkyl: penelope black diamond

GIS turns up a woman with 2 basketballs glued to her chest, while her nipples look in opposite directions.
Looks far more impressive with the shirt ON.

ehh she looks pretty damn good with her pants off if you're into that sort of thing. i'm talking six piercings. down there. she rattles when she masturbates. hot.

Chevello		2012-02-09 10:02:54 PM

cowgirl toffee: Gergesa: What we really need are implants that shoot lasers out of them.

Can I haz implants with jet packs? :P

To hold them up?

The more you eat the more you fart		2012-02-09 10:03:44 PM

Gross.

And THIS comes from a guy who REALLY like big tits...so that's saying something.

/Wonder if she ruptured her implants...if so, she's in lots of trouble.

Anastacya		2012-02-09 10:04:29 PM

martid4: verbaltoxin: [www.maniacworld.com image 543x394]

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

She could sit in a mud puddle and fart and I'd eat the bubbles.

Orange juice... through the nose... new keyboard.... still laughing.... thank you, I needed that.

/quite happy with my lowly DD's

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2012-02-09 10:04:51 PM

misanthropic1: Teen Wolf Blitzer: whatshisname: Lenkyl: penelope black diamond

GIS turns up a woman with 2 basketballs glued to her chest, while her nipples look in opposite directions.
Looks far more impressive with the shirt ON.

Dude are you gay?

nttatwrt

Are you trolling or just a body-mod fetishist?

/nttatwrt
//aside from the trolling part, that's a dick move (unless it's really funny)

I really do think I have a breast fetish. I prefer large naturals, but I also prefer artificially large augmentations to small/medium naturals.

One who resides under the bridge		2012-02-09 10:07:55 PM

Save the ta-tas? Ta-tas save you!

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-02-09 10:08:07 PM

I will never understand why women go for huge breasts. I always wished I had smaller ones. What is the attraction? Male attention??

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2012-02-09 10:08:49 PM

Anastacya: martid4: verbaltoxin: [www.maniacworld.com image 543x394]

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

She could sit in a mud puddle and fart and I'd eat the bubbles.

Orange juice... through the nose... new keyboard.... still laughing.... thank you, I needed that.

/quite happy with my lowly DD's

Sorry toots, no way you have DD's... (if that's you in your pic - you're very pretty, but no DD's)

The more you eat the more you fart		2012-02-09 10:09:44 PM

verbaltoxin: [www.maniacworld.com image 543x394]

/hot
//still hot
///love Elvira

fark yeah.

John Buck 41		2012-02-09 10:09:46 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: John Buck 41: Who is this 'Steinberg' who is mentioned out of the blue halfway down TFA?

Did they slip and publish her real last name?

That's what I'm thinking too.

TwistedFark		2012-02-09 10:10:39 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: misanthropic1: Teen Wolf Blitzer: whatshisname: Lenkyl: penelope black diamond

GIS turns up a woman with 2 basketballs glued to her chest, while her nipples look in opposite directions.
Looks far more impressive with the shirt ON.

Dude are you gay?

nttatwrt

Are you trolling or just a body-mod fetishist?

/nttatwrt
//aside from the trolling part, that's a dick move (unless it's really funny)

I really do think I have a breast fetish. I prefer large naturals, but I also prefer artificially large augmentations to small/medium naturals.

Same. Mrs. TwistedFark has a pair of 32G's courtesy of some 800cc implants. I'm having her go back in for an upgrade to a pair of 1500cc implants. Reckon she'll be somewhere in the neighborhood of HH to J cup after that.

Love me some big fake titties. :)

WhyteRaven74		2012-02-09 10:11:07 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: What is the attraction? Male attention??

Sometimes, yes, sometimes no. Sometimes has to do with body image issues. And sometimes it's not really clear what the motivation is.

/judging by your profile, you look good so stop wishing you looked different :)

Teen Wolf Blitzer		2012-02-09 10:12:05 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: I will never understand why women go for huge breasts. I always wished I had smaller ones. What is the attraction? Male attention??

Some of us just love large breasts. A lot of us don't, but for some of us its a huge turn-on.