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(Daily Mail)   38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 211
    More: Scary, emergency surgery, drunk driving, RadarOnline, Steinberg's, Sheyla Hershey  
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2012-02-09 06:10:28 PM
There's nothing human there to damage, right down to the Sharpie eyebrows.
 
2012-02-09 06:28:39 PM
Huge-breasted model

Which is dumber, this broad for thinking she's a model? Or the Daily Mail for believing that she is?
 
2012-02-09 06:37:11 PM
That's racist
 
2012-02-09 06:38:13 PM
Yikes. What a mess she is.
 
2012-02-09 07:08:05 PM
Keeping abreast of danger indeed....
 
2012-02-09 07:08:17 PM
Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.
 
2012-02-09 07:09:55 PM

RexTalionis: Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.


You're not supposed to squeeze them that hard.
 
2012-02-09 07:10:00 PM
Luckily, she's found a husband who has a fetish for airbags soaked in alcohol.
 
2012-02-09 07:12:03 PM

ArkAngel: RexTalionis: Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.

You're not supposed to squeeze them that hard.


What can I say? I've got stress.
 
2012-02-09 07:27:01 PM

RexTalionis: ArkAngel: RexTalionis: Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.

You're not supposed to squeeze them that hard.

What can I say? I've got stress.


Try this (PNSFW)
 
2012-02-09 07:31:22 PM
And she's 5'3"? She should be falling flat on her face the minute she stands from the monstrous gravitational pull alone.
 
2012-02-09 07:34:06 PM
The mother was charged with drunk-driving

EPIC Freudian slip. Nothing about motherhood anywhere else in the article.

Except a photo caption.
 
2012-02-09 07:55:17 PM

timharrod: Nothing about motherhood anywhere else in the article.


From what I recall from previous Fark threads about her she is a mother.
 
2012-02-09 08:01:19 PM
Too bad this story was redlit a couple of days ago, denying us a K-cup trifecta.
 
2012-02-09 08:02:46 PM
Apos:

And she's 5'3"?

media.oregonlive.com

WORD.
 
2012-02-09 08:18:59 PM

lomnoir: Too bad this story was redlit a couple of days ago, denying us a K-cup trifecta.


Well there's the matter that the Daily Fail made up the whole story by taking some pics off the net and then just fabricating a name and location.
 
2012-02-09 08:41:29 PM
There such a thing as too much. And she is so far past the line that she can't even see it
 
2012-02-09 08:49:51 PM
No Klan jokes, or is that too obvious?
 
2012-02-09 08:52:41 PM
 
2012-02-09 08:53:21 PM
Somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this story.
 
2012-02-09 08:55:29 PM
Gigantic boobs like that only look good on cartoon characters.
 
2012-02-09 08:56:05 PM

Heamer: Somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this story.


Why do you think there are so few comments on the story so far?
 
2012-02-09 08:56:07 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-02-09 08:56:26 PM

germ78: No Klan jokes, or is that too obvious?


Too obvious for Fark? You must be new.
 
2012-02-09 08:57:15 PM
She obviously has some mental issues.

On the plus side, I'm glad this AW isn't living the high life because of her surgery fixation, that house looks rather Humble.
 
2012-02-09 08:57:56 PM

Heamer: Somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this story.


DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
 
2012-02-09 08:57:57 PM
And here I was hoping she ran down a klan rally.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-02-09 08:58:28 PM
I think this thread needs more pictures, less talkie, talkie

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Your turn ...
 
2012-02-09 09:00:31 PM
Was hoping for a story about a Sr. Citizen running into a klan marching band or something.
 
2012-02-09 09:02:11 PM

SN1987a goes boom: And here I was hoping she ran down a klan rally.


This. I opened TFA before the comments and was like 'WOAH' o.O

Or maybe more like O.O
 
2012-02-09 09:02:27 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-09 09:02:44 PM

Pud: t2.gstatic.com


second girl down used to be an SbB girl, which if they were still up this thread would be flooded with them.
 
2012-02-09 09:03:53 PM

NakedLunch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x494]


Suitable caption: "Always. Go.Bigger."
 
2012-02-09 09:05:03 PM

Outrageous Muff: Huge-breasted model

Which is dumber, this broad for thinking she's a model? Or the Daily Mail for believing that she is?


Meh, nothing listed as porn work in her wiki, so she's just a boob model.
 
2012-02-09 09:05:40 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
They're a safety feature.
 
2012-02-09 09:06:47 PM
The KKK saved my baby today.
 
2012-02-09 09:07:00 PM
Since when does model = fetish porn slut?

/nttawwbt's
 
2012-02-09 09:09:32 PM
Is this Dawg the Bounty Hunter's wife's sister?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-09 09:11:09 PM
In her mug shot she actually looks like she has a pretty face. Shame what she did to her body.
 
2012-02-09 09:11:24 PM
Anyone that thinks looking like that is attractive has a serious illness.
 
2012-02-09 09:12:45 PM
I really question this story, any impact that 'saved' her life would do some significant damage to those synthetic boobs.
 
2012-02-09 09:13:00 PM
Can't imagine the back aches she's going to get, down the road.
Way too much for me.
 
2012-02-09 09:13:28 PM

vodka: Anyone that thinks looking like that is attractive has a serious illness.


There was an article about her a while back and part of it was about how she felt after she had her implants removed after she had an infection. Yeah, she's not right in the head.
 
2012-02-09 09:13:31 PM
This reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago about Petra Verkaik (a Playboy Playmate with very large natural boobs). In an interview she claimed that she was once working under her car when the jack slipped, and her boobs saved her by cushioning the fall.
 
2012-02-09 09:15:01 PM
Measurements: 47"-24"-36"
Bra/cup size: M (same as KKK cup)
Boobs: Enhanced (saline implants)
Height: 5 ft 3 in (1.60 m)
Weight: 113 lb (51 kg)
Body type: Average
Eye color: Brown
Hair: Brunette, Blonde

Hmm, thought she was one of the few polypropylene addicts... I was wrong.
 
2012-02-09 09:20:22 PM
Who is this 'Steinberg' who is mentioned out of the blue halfway down TFA?
 
2012-02-09 09:21:35 PM
FriarReb98:

There's nothing human there to damage, right down to the Sharpie eyebrows.

This.

With no implants and less makeup she might be hot.
 
2012-02-09 09:23:50 PM
Oh my god... DO WANT

Big breasts, even fake ones>small naturals... Suck it libs
 
2012-02-09 09:27:29 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

What happened to teh boobies? Did she unbolt them for the mugshot?
 
2012-02-09 09:28:18 PM
Not sure if the scary tag is for the crash or for those pendulous milksacks she's toting around.
 
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