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		38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash (dailymail.co.uk)		211
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FriarReb98

2012-02-09 06:10:28 PM

There's nothing human there to damage, right down to the Sharpie eyebrows.

Outrageous Muff

2012-02-09 06:28:39 PM

Huge-breasted model

Which is dumber, this broad for thinking she's a model? Or the Daily Mail for believing that she is?

mysticcat

2012-02-09 06:37:11 PM

That's racist

St_Francis_P

2012-02-09 06:38:13 PM

Yikes. What a mess she is.

Apos

2012-02-09 07:08:05 PM

Keeping abreast of danger indeed....

RexTalionis

2012-02-09 07:08:17 PM

Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.

ArkAngel

2012-02-09 07:09:55 PM

RexTalionis: Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.

You're not supposed to squeeze them that hard.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums

2012-02-09 07:10:00 PM

Luckily, she's found a husband who has a fetish for airbags soaked in alcohol.

RexTalionis

2012-02-09 07:12:03 PM

ArkAngel: RexTalionis: Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.

You're not supposed to squeeze them that hard.

What can I say? I've got stress.

ArkAngel

2012-02-09 07:27:01 PM

RexTalionis: ArkAngel: RexTalionis: Eh. She should be careful. Enough pressure can cause human breasts to rupture. And I don't just mean the silicone kinds, the real kinds, too.

You're not supposed to squeeze them that hard.

What can I say? I've got stress.

Try this (PNSFW)

Apos

2012-02-09 07:31:22 PM

And she's 5'3"? She should be falling flat on her face the minute she stands from the monstrous gravitational pull alone.

timharrod

2012-02-09 07:34:06 PM

The mother was charged with drunk-driving

EPIC Freudian slip. Nothing about motherhood anywhere else in the article.

Except a photo caption.

WhyteRaven74

2012-02-09 07:55:17 PM

timharrod: Nothing about motherhood anywhere else in the article.

From what I recall from previous Fark threads about her she is a mother.

lomnoir

2012-02-09 08:01:19 PM

Too bad this story was redlit a couple of days ago, denying us a K-cup trifecta.

veedeevadeevoodee

2012-02-09 08:02:46 PM

Apos:

And she's 5'3"?

media.oregonlive.com

WORD.

WhyteRaven74

2012-02-09 08:18:59 PM

lomnoir: Too bad this story was redlit a couple of days ago, denying us a K-cup trifecta.

Well there's the matter that the Daily Fail made up the whole story by taking some pics off the net and then just fabricating a name and location.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-02-09 08:41:29 PM

There such a thing as too much. And she is so far past the line that she can't even see it

germ78

2012-02-09 08:49:51 PM

No Klan jokes, or is that too obvious?

Ivo Shandor

2012-02-09 08:52:41 PM

It has happened before (new window).

Heamer

2012-02-09 08:53:21 PM

Somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this story.

TripcodeMel

2012-02-09 08:55:29 PM

Gigantic boobs like that only look good on cartoon characters.

WhyteRaven74

2012-02-09 08:56:05 PM

Heamer: Somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this story.

Why do you think there are so few comments on the story so far?

NakedLunch

2012-02-09 08:56:07 PM

darwinpolice

2012-02-09 08:56:26 PM

germ78: No Klan jokes, or is that too obvious?

Too obvious for Fark? You must be new.

0MGWTFBBQ

2012-02-09 08:57:15 PM

She obviously has some mental issues.

On the plus side, I'm glad this AW isn't living the high life because of her surgery fixation, that house looks rather Humble.

Crazymuthafarker

2012-02-09 08:57:56 PM

Heamer: Somewhere out there, someone is fapping to this story.

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

SN1987a goes boom

2012-02-09 08:57:57 PM

And here I was hoping she ran down a klan rally.

Pud

2012-02-09 08:58:28 PM

I think this thread needs more pictures, less talkie, talkie

t3.gstatic.com

Your turn ...

Unknown_Poltroon

2012-02-09 09:00:31 PM

Was hoping for a story about a Sr. Citizen running into a klan marching band or something.

safeforwork

2012-02-09 09:02:11 PM

SN1987a goes boom: And here I was hoping she ran down a klan rally.

This. I opened TFA before the comments and was like 'WOAH' o.O

Or maybe more like O.O

NakedLunch

2012-02-09 09:02:27 PM

WhyteRaven74

2012-02-09 09:02:44 PM

Pud: t2.gstatic.com

second girl down used to be an SbB girl, which if they were still up this thread would be flooded with them.

Apos

2012-02-09 09:03:53 PM

NakedLunch: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x494]

Suitable caption: "Always. Go.Bigger."

degenerate-afro

2012-02-09 09:05:03 PM

Outrageous Muff: Huge-breasted model

Which is dumber, this broad for thinking she's a model? Or the Daily Mail for believing that she is?

Meh, nothing listed as porn work in her wiki, so she's just a boob model.

beer4breakfast

2012-02-09 09:05:40 PM

They're a safety feature.

Lone Stranger

2012-02-09 09:06:47 PM

The KKK saved my baby today.

phrawgh

2012-02-09 09:07:00 PM

Since when does model = fetish porn slut?

/nttawwbt's

pervvywanker

2012-02-09 09:09:32 PM

Is this Dawg the Bounty Hunter's wife's sister?
2.bp.blogspot.com

beer4breakfast

2012-02-09 09:11:09 PM

In her mug shot she actually looks like she has a pretty face. Shame what she did to her body.

vodka

2012-02-09 09:11:24 PM

Anyone that thinks looking like that is attractive has a serious illness.

DreamSnipers

2012-02-09 09:12:45 PM

I really question this story, any impact that 'saved' her life would do some significant damage to those synthetic boobs.

cig-mkr

2012-02-09 09:13:00 PM

Can't imagine the back aches she's going to get, down the road.
Way too much for me.

WhyteRaven74

2012-02-09 09:13:28 PM

vodka: Anyone that thinks looking like that is attractive has a serious illness.

There was an article about her a while back and part of it was about how she felt after she had her implants removed after she had an infection. Yeah, she's not right in the head.

darkjezter

2012-02-09 09:13:31 PM

This reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago about Petra Verkaik (a Playboy Playmate with very large natural boobs). In an interview she claimed that she was once working under her car when the jack slipped, and her boobs saved her by cushioning the fall.

Shadow Blasko

2012-02-09 09:15:01 PM

Measurements: 47"-24"-36"
Bra/cup size: M (same as KKK cup)
Boobs: Enhanced (saline implants)
Height: 5 ft 3 in (1.60 m)
Weight: 113 lb (51 kg)
Body type: Average
Eye color: Brown
Hair: Brunette, Blonde

Hmm, thought she was one of the few polypropylene addicts... I was wrong.

John Buck 41

2012-02-09 09:20:22 PM

Who is this 'Steinberg' who is mentioned out of the blue halfway down TFA?

The One True TheDavid

2012-02-09 09:21:35 PM

FriarReb98:

There's nothing human there to damage, right down to the Sharpie eyebrows.

This.

With no implants and less makeup she might be hot.

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-02-09 09:23:50 PM

Oh my god... DO WANT

Big breasts, even fake ones>small naturals... Suck it libs

fusillade762

2012-02-09 09:27:29 PM