No honey, the only humiliation was your crazy ass..

A total sham?

"I thought you would be interested in knowing that running for president of the United States is really one series of humiliations after another,"

And that was what her marriage was like too?

Kinky!

/Did her campaign have a safe word?

An exercise wholly dedicated to extracting money from the taxpayer?

SO
she's a whack job married to a closet queen trying desperately to be relevant even though non one cares?

That equates her to a Soap Oprah subplot.
And her campaign to the shredder.

If she went down on Tricky Dick Santorum while her husband farked sick rantorum in the poop shoot, and for the aristocratic finish, had Sarah Palin's googly eyed downs kid lick the foamy Santorum from the cracks, it still wouldn't be news worthy, even if it was animated by our korean friends.

Jeesus, Aitch Kee Righst.

The stupidity of the GOP gets so deep, I'm almost ashamed to be considered conservative on many issues.

Hell, I'm pro abortion,
and I'm pro freedom to own guns.
I'm pro civil liberties, and pro- religious freedom ( as long as you STFU about your mental illness invisible friends_ ) but farking christ on a stick, what the fark is she doing opening her dischordant yap at this time?
She needs to get back in the kitchen or go clean the Santorum out of her husband's toilet bowl.

Skank lard derp fest of a Beiotch.

Oh did I post that outloud?
Oops.
What I meant to say it posted above.

SnakeLee: Mugato: The death of Osama bin Laden, among other things, were only "tactical successes," which "don't begin to compare with the mess that [he] has made of the Middle East and the strategic foreign policy blunders he's committed."

Elaborate? Hahaha! Of course not you clever minx.

She actually believes in a literal interpretation of The Book of Revelation and predicted the world would end in 2006. I can't find a specific quote of her saying that 144,000 Israelis need to be sealed following a moon like blood to summon Jesus, but I am guessing her complaints of his policy behind closed doors would follow suit.

Here is an article from her Pastor: Link (new window) about Revelation. It ends:

How do you keep a prophecy-something that, by its very nature, has not yet come to pass? You base your life on what you have heard; begin acting in faith on what you have heard, knowing the time is at hand for these things to occur. You start doing the things the prophecy instructs you to do in preparation for its fulfillment.

Revelation and Time
The powerful imagery of the book of Revelation can sometimes tend to obscure the simple structure of the book. If you remember that Revelation deals with the three time periods we have seen in this chapter-past, present and future-it will be much easier to understand the imagery and its role in the fulfillment of all things.

Remember, our job is to read, hear and do what the prophecy instructs us to do.

This woman was almost Presidentthe sacrificial lamb sent up to face President KilledOsamaImprovedEconomyLoweredUnemploymentAllWithMitchMcConnell'sTa lonsDugIntoHisAnkles in the general election.

FTFY

You Cant Explain That: SnakeLee:

This woman was almost President

I don't know about almost, but 1 in 10 of your neighbors believe she is qualified to be.

Thats scary enough on it's own

Come on, man. How is she unqualified. Can you really point to even one incident that points out that she's looney as a Canadian's dollar and is unqualified to be the manager at a Dairy Queen, let alone President of the United States?

has she figured if out yet? Did she finally wake up at 3:00am and flash on Marcus buying doggie sunglasses for Boomer and that was her epiphany? OMG my husband is gay!

gimmegimme: You Cant Explain That: SnakeLee:

This woman was almost President

I don't know about almost, but 1 in 10 of your neighbors believe she is qualified to be.

Thats scary enough on it's own

Come on, man. How is she unqualified. Can you really point to even one incident that points out that she's looney as a Canadian's dollar and is unqualified to be the manager at a Dairy Queen, let alone President of the United States?

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The most messed up part of that pic? Despite no one really being able to make out Bachmann's features in it, she has never denied being there. I think her official explanation is she needed to rest her heels.

As a politician she couldn't get the lying part right. Think about that.

vudukungfu: Oh did I post that outloud?
Oops.
What I meant to say it posted above.

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The GOP only let her run to get the tea bagger talking points out.

Full of gay men lining up to gangbang her husband?

Still don't like her, but I do find it admirable to have a sense of humor about your failures.

James!: Sham?

tnpir: A total sham?

FirstNationalBastard: Sham-a-lama ding-dong?

A big, fat, fabulously transparent sham?

It's a shame that the Crazy Eyes show got canceled due to lousy network ratings. I'll miss her wacky antics and hilariously weird non-sequiturs.

So one more, Michelle, for your fans?

The death of Osama bin Laden, among other things, were only "tactical successes," which "don't begin to compare with the mess that [he] has made of the Middle East and the strategic foreign policy blunders he's committed."

*sniff* That's beautiful. Enjoy a good long leave, Funny Lady.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: fusillade762: James!: Sham?

tnpir: A total sham?

FirstNationalBastard: Sham-a-lama ding-dong?

A big, fat, fabulously transparent sham?


Shamquille O'Neal in Kasham?

Alleged Prostitute Alleged Assaulter in Sham-Wow?

I thought she was getting a divorce. Too bad.

My dream was this twat would get so desperate for attention on the campaign trail that she would invite some reality TV crew to follow her around. Then after some rally she returns to the hotel room, opens the door to find her hubby blowing some guy while he is getting nailed in the rear. All while the cameras are rolling. Best Youtube video evaaaaarrrrrr of her reaction.

SHUT THE fark UP, YOU DUMB coont