He promises that if he wins the election the U.S. will have santorum all over it

F&^%ING SEO: How does it work?

I can sympathize. Since years before Google even existed, search results for my last name invariably turn up pet chew toys.

/Othello Act III, scene 3, 159-161

Not even remotely the same thing if a negative story or two, actually referring to the candidate, happens to reach the first page of hits. Not even remotely the same thing as Santorum (new window).

I would love to see Dan Savage go into politics. I'm calling it here, within 5 years he'll hold some form of power.

At least none of them have claims of raping and killing a young girl in 1990 show up in their search results.

MaxxLarge: It's true that it can be complex
To balance out Google's effects.
But Ricky has earned
His need to be burned
By "$#!+-froth from lubed gay'nal sex."

Don't ever stop.

LeroyBourne: I would love to see Dan Savage go into politics. I'm calling it here, within 5 years he'll hold some form of power.

"Licenses to cheat" become a real, government-issued document?

MBooda: I can sympathize. Since years before Google even existed, search results for my last name invariably turn up pet chew toys.

/Othello Act III, scene 3, 159-161

Booda Bones are good quality toys though.

Good ol' Rick "Frothy" Santorum.

Santorum should embrace his notoriety. It's the only way.

When the presidential bid thing doesn't work out, he should move to the Valley and host a series of anal sex porn videos. He'd make a fortune.

I see the 'Romney defined' (new window) page is officially on the first page of Google results when you search Romney, albeit at the very bottom. Still, it's there, and we need to help it pick up steam. Because one day I want to be able to say a sentence like, "Mitt Romney romneyed santorum on Rick Santorum, when Newt Gingrich caught them having gay sex," and have it be perfectly cromulent language.

Also, you're welcome, for putting that image in your head.

Santorum might actually be a relatively honest person*. If you cut Gingrich open only caustic fluids would come out. That is why Calista has morphed into her current form.

*If you can handle irrational hate of homosexuals based upon alleged use of the Christian faith.

/Personally I think the man is a closet freak that was taught to hate himself.

One day, his kids are going to be all grown up and might learn how to use a computer. I feel bad for them.

Not even remotely for him, though. His Bible says something about sowing the wind, I believe, and Santorum's seeds are made of hate.

As for Ron Paul, it appears that he had his Google search results under control Wednesday. Everything was either biographical or totally promotional. Somebody on his team knows how to work SEO (search engine optimization)!

A cult that spends that much time and effort to constantly monitor and sanitize their candidate's name HAS to have some seriously heinous skeletons hidden in it's closet.

Possibly even ACTUAL AND REAL skeletons in an actual closet!

Thank you, Subby, for this headline which caused me to LA, or "Laugh Aloud."

rjakobi: MBooda: I can sympathize. Since years before Google even existed, search results for my last name invariably turn up pet chew toys.

/Othello Act III, scene 3, 159-161

Booda Bones are good quality toys though.

Just wait until you get to the site where they're used as gay anal sex toys.

/santorum all over them

I googled Romney and found out that he was a flip flopping Richie Rich who is totally disconnected from real Americans. He should sue Google!

TV's Vinnie: As for Ron Paul, it appears that he had his Google search results under control Wednesday. Everything was either biographical or totally promotional. Somebody on his team knows how to work SEO (search engine optimization)!

A cult that spends that much time and effort to constantly monitor and sanitize their candidate's name HAS to have some seriously heinous skeletons hidden in it's closet.

Possibly even ACTUAL AND REAL skeletons in an actual closet!

If there are, those are the skeletons of Jews and black people. I've read some of his bigoted ranting in the past and he's, well, he's the midget version of David Duke. That's the best way I can think of to describe it.

He's a major twatwaffle and a reprehensible "human being" for other reasons as well, but I think the rampant bigotry is enough to guarantee he'll never see higher office.

Ya know, you guys who keep posting Santorum links simply to make the click count go up and keep that page high in the rankings, are wasting your time.

Enemabag Jones: /Personally I think the man is a closet freak that was taught to hate himself.

There's speculation that he experimented in college, with, believe it or not, Dan Savage. They were roommates and Santorum paid him 6 figures to never say anything about their time living together. This is according to Dan, though, so it could all be bull.

MaxxLarge: It's true that it can be complex
To balance out Google's effects.
But Ricky has earned
His need to be burned
By "$#!+-froth from lubed gay'nal sex."

And this twatwaffle goes back to the idiot column. Find a better hobby fat boy. This is a real conversation without your juvenile attempts at whatever you are trying to do. You add no content, you simply post to see your name and I have fallen once again to it.

Santorum?
Oh, that Santorum

Yesterday's headline on CNN read:

Romney promises to get aggressive with Santorum.

I love this election so much.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Thank you, Subby, for this headline which caused me to LA, or "Laugh Aloud."

So, the link goes to the Laugh Aloud Times?

Enemabag Jones: /Personally I think the man is a closet freak that was taught to hate himself.

We're Catholic.

MaxxLarge: It's true that it can be complex
To balance out Google's effects.
But Ricky has earned
His need to be burned
By "$#!+-froth from lubed gay'nal sex."

I

Mf'n html tags.

I less than 3 u, Maxx.

And I can't farking type.

To help get the hispanic vote, perhaps the GOP should recruit a Latino candidate named Sanchez who is known to fight dirty and sling mud.

angva: mtcworks at 5:06 AM February 09, 2012

Hahaha, I saw that in the comments.
It made me LOL, especially his concluding sentence.

ritalinchild 54: And this twatwaffle goes back to the idiot column.
Find a better hobby fat boy.
This is a real conversation without your juvenile attempts at whatever you are trying to do.
You add no content,
you simply post to see your name and I have fallen once again to it.

Worst. Limerick. Evar.

Santorum can solve his problem easily.

Pick Gene Masseth for his running mate.

chopit: Enemabag Jones: /Personally I think the man is a closet freak that was taught to hate himself.

There's speculation that he experimented in college, with, believe it or not, Dan Savage. They were roommates and Santorum paid him 6 figures to never say anything about their time living together. This is according to Dan, though, so it could all be bull.

I don't think it's hard to fact check if Santorum and Savage lived in the same town around the same time period, were around the same age etc etc.. or even go to the same college. If those are true than Dan's story is obviously more probable.

So are the rumors that Rick Santorum is gay true? That would explain a lot.

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: So are the rumors that Rick Santorum is gay true? That would explain a lot.

Of course he is. He doth protest too much.

Romney's "problem" is an exact quote of something he said? Sounds like the problem is with Romney, not Google.

We need to bring the Sarah Palin turkey slaughter interview back up as the first result for her. She was an abomination to politics, and the world needs to know >.

BuckTurgidson: ritalinchild 54: And this twatwaffle goes back to the idiot column.
Find a better hobby fat boy.
This is a real conversation without your juvenile attempts at whatever you are trying to do.
You add no content,
you simply post to see your name and I have fallen once again to it.

Worst. Limerick. Evar.

DAMN! I thought it would go unnoticed.

Rick Santorum is now addressing the whole Google thing in interviews and is taking the whole "look at how vile and disgusting my critics are". That and the inevitable backlash against Prop 8 being struck down will galvanize the base and likely help him win the primaries and pave the way for him becoming our next president.

Passive Aggressive Larry: I see the 'Romney defined'...

It is not too late to help define "Gingrich (pops)".

Article must have been written by a 4th grader. "Twiter" account.

Palin "faired" better.