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		Brain dead teen, capable of only rolling eyes and texting, to be euthanized (theonion.com)		19
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dletter

2012-02-09 03:25:42 PM

The faux news clip is amusing.

The Facebook posts of people who think it is serious is hilarious.... Link (new window) Link (new window)

Walker

2012-02-09 03:37:00 PM

GOP Senator to think this real and be outraged by it in 3.....2......

markie_farkie

2012-02-09 03:41:58 PM

dletter: The Facebook posts of people who think it is serious is hilarious.... Link (new window) Link (new window)

I bet if you could analyze all those peoples' profiles, they identify themselves as Conservative and "Like" FOX News.

Flint Ironstag

2012-02-09 04:14:19 PM

dletter: The faux news clip is amusing.

The Facebook posts of people who think it is serious is hilarious.... Link (new window) Link (new window)

Nothing can beat the Abortionplex.

Flint Ironstag

2012-02-09 04:19:23 PM

Flint Ironstag: dletter: The faux news clip is amusing.

The Facebook posts of people who think it is serious is hilarious.... Link (new window) Link (new window)

Nothing can beat the Abortionplex.

Oh god, I've changed my mind. I have tears streaming down my face after reading this.

littlebeartoe

2012-02-09 04:38:24 PM

Those dumb conservatives! Come on in, everyone; let's make stupid jokes about those dumb people who "like" Faux News! Close the door behind you!

The clip is good, though. The Onion's videos are consistently good; I hope their efforts to go big-time pan out eventually.

dletter

2012-02-09 04:49:35 PM

littlebeartoe: The clip is good, though. The Onion's videos are consistently good; I hope their efforts to go big-time pan out eventually.

I'd love to see a 24-hour a day "Onion News Network" channel... if only to see the massive confusion of idiots who actually believe all the stories because "It's a news channel!".

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-09 05:18:29 PM

BTW-the town mentioned in the video really exists. Cedar Mill, Oregon (new window)

Almost as funny as those who think that the Landover Baptist site is legit. In fact there was someone on fark last week that thought it was real.

nakedcritic

2012-02-09 07:52:51 PM

littlebeartoe: Those dumb conservatives! Come on in, everyone; let's make stupid jokes about those dumb people who "like" Faux News! Close the door behind you!

The clip is good, though. The Onion's videos are consistently good; I hope their efforts to go big-time pan out eventually.

They've been bringing the funny consistently for 24 years - and one would assume they've been more or less profitable. That seems big-time enough for me.

/If they get much bigger, morons will stop falling for them

ArtosRC

2012-02-10 12:44:04 AM

This trash gets repeated while this doesn't even so much as get a green? Makes perfect sense.

OgreMagi

2012-02-10 02:18:10 AM

dletter: littlebeartoe: The clip is good, though. The Onion's videos are consistently good; I hope their efforts to go big-time pan out eventually.

I'd love to see a 24-hour a day "Onion News Network" channel... if only to see the massive confusion of idiots who actually believe all the stories because "It's a news channel!".

It's already on the air. It's called Fox News.

genepool lifeboat

2012-02-10 08:45:15 AM

ArtosRC: This trash gets repeated while this doesn't even so much as get a green? Makes perfect sense.

Watched that this morning, it was brilliant.

/Still think he should have reloaded

D-D-D-Dave

2012-02-10 09:05:31 AM

ArtosRC: This trash gets repeated while this doesn't even so much as get a green?

"Trash?" Do I sense greenlight envy?

rguzman2112

2012-02-10 09:32:42 AM

So you just decide the people who believe this are conservative and then start insulting them and Fox News. How very boring and predictable you have become.

markie_farkie

2012-02-10 09:54:07 AM

rguzman2112: So you just decide the people who believe this are conservative and then start insulting them and Fox News. How very boring and predictable you have become.

I have an ENTIRE herd of in-laws who fit that definition.

They're the epitome of the fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:Obooga is Satan crowd.

They take pride in their "conservative values" which are nothing more than veiled bigotry and hypocritical religious beliefs.

One of their daughters was in an abusive marriage, finally got out after 5 years and a broken jaw, divorced the fark, and lost everything because it's in TN, his daddy is a bigshot lawyer and blows every judge in the county, and now her mom and dad won't speak to her now because "Good Christians" don't divorce like that and she's going to burn for it..

And yes, their TVs are ALWAYS on FOX. It's a pain to go visit them.

rguzman2112

2012-02-10 10:15:34 AM

markie_farkie ...that sucks. What does any of that have to do with "If someone thinks it's real they are clearly conservative" ? See what I mean?

ArtosRC

2012-02-10 01:57:57 PM

D-D-D-Dave: ArtosRC: This trash gets repeated while this doesn't even so much as get a green?

"Trash?" Do I sense greenlight envy?

It is a terrible offering from The Onion. More so than usual. Trash.

I'm happy to see that the video that I had expected to see is now on the main page.

Stickdeath

2012-02-11 05:27:22 PM