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(Great Falls Tribune)   If you ever drop your weed by the side of the road let it go, because man, it's gone, and the cops will find the methadone, opiates and benzodiazepines in your car and bloodstream when they stop to see what you're looking for   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 32
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2012-02-09 03:18:47 PM
Actually, subs, his only mistake was not working for the DEA. You work for them, you can use all you want.
 
2012-02-09 03:44:35 PM
For duping the cops in a sly way,
I'd offer the option of my way:
"That big bag of pot?
No, mine it is not.
I'm just here 'adopting the highway'."
 
2012-02-09 05:34:17 PM
I lived in a pretty bad neighborhood for about 6 years and I used to find all kinds of things dropped on the streets or thrown into alleys.

I'm betting is bag was gone minutes after he dropped it.
 
2012-02-09 05:58:12 PM
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
-Jack Handey.
 
2012-02-09 06:00:34 PM
All things considered, the weed is probably the worst thing to get caught with, being the only schedule 1 in his possession. Somehow ridiculously addictive & dangerous narcotics are less of a threat than the ole wacky tobaccy.
 
2012-02-09 06:07:46 PM
I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once. Yes, a gallon. Threw it in the trash. Somebody was going to be pissed when they realized their weed was gone.
 
2012-02-09 06:10:45 PM
Methadone & Opiates?

/You're doing it wrong? I thought the mefadone blocked the fun part of the opiates.
 
2012-02-09 06:15:46 PM
Instead of crucifying people on crosses, why not on windmills? That way you get the pain AND the dizziness.
 
2012-02-09 06:16:44 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Is interested in your benzodiazepines.
 
2012-02-09 06:17:49 PM

Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once. Yes, a gallon. Threw it in the trash. Somebody was going to be pissed when they realized their weed was gone.


I had a friend a long time ago who found a GARBAGE BAG full of weed. Of course it was mainly leaves, but she sold it for $20 and ounce. We turned a 32oz syrup bottle into a bong because you had to smoke so fricking much of it to get a buzz.
 
2012-02-09 06:18:46 PM

Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once. Yes, a gallon. Threw it in the trash


Not buyin' it.
 
2012-02-09 06:19:20 PM

fusillade762: Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once. Yes, a gallon. Threw it in the trash. Somebody was going to be pissed when they realized their weed was gone.

I had a friend a long time ago who found a GARBAGE BAG full of weed. Of course it was mainly leaves, but she sold it for $20 and ounce. We turned a 32oz syrup bottle into a bong because you had to smoke so fricking much of it to get a buzz.


At least you didn't throw it away! I probably could have made a ton of money with the stuff I found. I could smell it from 20 feet away. It was also a felony if I drove it home, so...
 
2012-02-09 06:20:37 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once. Yes, a gallon. Threw it in the trash

Not buyin' it.


Right? True story. It's one of the regrets I have in life (throwing it away).
 
2012-02-09 06:21:32 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Methadone & Opiates?

/You're doing it wrong? I thought the mefadone blocked the fun part of the opiates.


No experience with this, but I think they way it works is that it provides a fix in the absence of opiates, but provides a power boost when taken in conjunction with opiates. Not sure about that though.
 
2012-02-09 06:21:33 PM

Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once.


fusillade762: I had a friend a long time ago who found a GARBAGE BAG full of weed.


WTF? All I've ever found was a dime-bag. And it wasn't even very good.
 
2012-02-09 06:23:20 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once.

fusillade762: I had a friend a long time ago who found a GARBAGE BAG full of weed.

WTF? All I've ever found was a dime-bag. And it wasn't even very good.


It would probably have been better if I had been someone who actually SMOKED weed. When I ditched it, I could hear the collective gasp of potheads everywhere.
 
2012-02-09 06:26:39 PM
CSB:

In High School I found a dime bag of good sticky, stinky weed, just laying on the stairs in one of the buildings. It probably fell out of someone's back pocket.

I wanted to return it to it's rightful owner (really I did) but you know that's impossible. Anyone I might ask would say, "Oh, yeah, sure that's mine! Thanks for finding it."

So I did the next best thing.
 
2012-02-09 06:30:30 PM

tinyarena: CSB:

In High School I found a dime bag of good sticky, stinky weed, just laying on the stairs in one of the buildings. It probably fell out of someone's back pocket.

I wanted to return it to it's rightful owner (really I did) but you know that's impossible. Anyone I might ask would say, "Oh, yeah, sure that's mine! Thanks for finding it."

So I did the next best thing.


You sold it to your gym teacher?
 
2012-02-09 06:44:01 PM
I lose weed every once in awhile. I lost a little over a gram a month or two ago out and about, would be a nice little surprise to come up on if you smoke. Im sure of at least a couple occasions where others have found it and smoked it. I lost a couple grams of weed outside at a buddys house that was gobbled up by his crazy Vietnam vet dad, good for him. Ive lost as much as a half ounce whilst drunk, and know a friends roommate found it but told me he couldnt find it. Medical containers are small, easy to lose obects, especially when youre dealing with people who impair their memories regularly.

/Hash and earwax in the binger
 
2012-02-09 07:03:32 PM
He shouldn't have stopped there. It was bat country.
 
2012-02-09 07:24:50 PM
"Watcha lookin fer?"
"None of your goddamn business."
 
2012-02-09 07:31:55 PM

Theonceovertwice: Sin_City_Superhero: Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once.

fusillade762: I had a friend a long time ago who found a GARBAGE BAG full of weed.

WTF? All I've ever found was a dime-bag. And it wasn't even very good.

It would probably have been better if I had been someone who actually SMOKED weed. When I ditched it, I could hear the collective gasp of potheads everywhere.


What about the collective gasp of the other 95% of cannabis users who are not potheads, but are normal everyday respectable people like you and I?
 
2012-02-09 07:31:59 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Communist_Manifesto: Methadone & Opiates?

/You're doing it wrong? I thought the mefadone blocked the fun part of the opiates.

No experience with this, but I think they way it works is that it provides a fix in the absence of opiates, but provides a power boost when taken in conjunction with opiates. Not sure about that though.


You're right, I was thinking of suboxone
 
2012-02-09 07:33:24 PM
you and ME, you and ME, you and ME... Dammit!
 
2012-02-09 07:47:32 PM
Another CSB:

Back when it was still called reefer, I was over on the side of the road toking on a doobie. Then a piglet drives by and goes into the nearby park. I put the roach away and lit a cigarette. I pulled out only to be flagged by the piglet. When he asked what I was doing I calmly told him I dropped my cigarette and pulled over to find it, showing him the butt.

Piglet let me go.

/probably never smelled pot in his life before then.
 
2012-02-09 07:56:34 PM

Communist_Manifesto: Karma Curmudgeon: Communist_Manifesto: Methadone & Opiates?

/You're doing it wrong? I thought the mefadone blocked the fun part of the opiates.

No experience with this, but I think they way it works is that it provides a fix in the absence of opiates, but provides a power boost when taken in conjunction with opiates. Not sure about that though.

You're right, I was thinking of suboxone


This is correct. Methadone can be used if you have no opiates or you can take it along with opiates. No blockage or sickness there. And yes suboxone does have the blocker, but it's cousin subutex does not. If you're really trying to get clean, you go for the suboxone cause you know if you try to get high you either just won't and waste your money or you'll get withdrawal symptoms. Usually it's the former, unless you only took a little sub or it's been a day or two since you took it and you take a lot of opiates - then you might get a buzz. Mixing benzos and weed with methadone and opiates sounds like a recipe for disaster. Too many downers.
 
2012-02-09 10:31:38 PM
Fishing about 1978 in an inlet over which crosses a state highway. heard sirens
approaching. CHP was chasing a car. saw this big splash on the mountain side
of the inlet, it was a kilo of weed tossed from the car. that kilo of colombian gold
lasted us a good six months...plenty and to spare for me and all my friends, and
everyone else. never heard what came of the chasees....
 
2012-02-09 11:25:27 PM
Only if you give the pigs permission to search your vehicle, Subby.

/or you're a complete and total retard and left them out in open view, then you deserve to
//GET THE F*CK OFF MY F*CKING PLANET YOU F*CKING F*CK
 
2012-02-09 11:33:14 PM

mikdeetx: Back when it was still called reefer, I was over on the side of the road toking on a doobie.

etc

I got to sit in the back of a pigmobile for an hour or two

http://he-man.tripping.balls.ani.gif/

while they searched my dorm room for mushrooms because I made the mistake of selling some to someone who was clearly not ready for that mind-awakeningdevouring experience

/stupid pigs, you think i'd hide them in my dorm room after the kid flipped out and started walking the halls in his boxers (not terribly awkward considering it was a dorm) mumbling 'i ate too many, i ate too many...
//no charges filed, they finally gave up when they couldn't find any
///dropped them off to my friend next door who -- after I'd knocked, realized -- had fishbowled his room with 5 friends
//that retard got his stomach pumped at HUP
/promptly dropped out of school
 
2012-02-10 12:17:25 AM
Never found much of anything in terms of weed just laying around. Although I have found 2 pipes.

We just moved into a new place a week ago and I found a glass pipe hidden in a box that was above the medicine cabinet/behind the lights. (it was still cached and loaded with resin)

The other one I found was kind of odd. I was hiking in the mountains off the trails and noticed a some leaves that had piled up next to a fallen tree. I wondered if it was hiding anything. (Don't know why I thought that although I was playing Oblivion heavily around that time. Finding stuff in the wilderness and whatnot) sure enough after I moved the leaves I saw a ziploc bag that had been placed underneath the tree. In it was a glass pipe with a small amount of weed.

/I've also found some geocaching locations on accident by the same means
//where's the fun in finding treasure when you have a GPS device that tells you exactly where it is?
 
2012-02-10 07:53:24 AM

PullItOut: [t1.gstatic.com image 227x222]

Is interested in your benzodiazepines.


Withdrawal? Just means you need more Beta!
 
2012-02-10 04:25:56 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Theonceovertwice: Sin_City_Superhero: Theonceovertwice: I found a gallon freezer bag full of good weed on the ground once.

fusillade762: I had a friend a long time ago who found a GARBAGE BAG full of weed.

WTF? All I've ever found was a dime-bag. And it wasn't even very good.

It would probably have been better if I had been someone who actually SMOKED weed. When I ditched it, I could hear the collective gasp of potheads everywhere.

What about the collective gasp of the other 95% of cannabis users who are not potheads, but are normal everyday respectable people like you and I?


That too.
 
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