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2012-02-10 08:13:38 AM
Ahnold: "Get to the choppa1"
Sly: "Oh, Adrian."
 
2012-02-10 08:16:10 AM
Done in one.
 
2012-02-10 08:20:47 AM
Arnold: So first, I'm boning Maria. Second, I'm boning this fugly cook of ours....
Sly: hahahahaa, you will fark anything that moves!
 
2012-02-10 08:20:49 AM
Turns out it WAS a tumor
 
2012-02-10 08:22:24 AM
stallone - "You think I'll smell the doctor coming..?"

schwarzenegger - "...I did."
 
2012-02-10 08:23:10 AM
Sly: Mur, s'gurh a rahmble burghe, urgh
Arnie: Yur.
 
JJR
2012-02-10 08:24:17 AM
HA - I knew she couln't carry both our bedpans!
 
2012-02-10 08:24:47 AM
SauceIT: Arnold: So first, I'm boning Maria. Second, I'm boning this fugly cook of ours....
Sly: hahahahaa, you will fark anything that moves!


Ahnold: At least I didn't bone Janice Dickinson and thought I knocked her up!
 
2012-02-10 08:26:09 AM
Clearly those guys need more human growth hormone.
 
2012-02-10 08:26:57 AM
Anyone else getting "congratulations you won" voice ads on Fark's main page? WTF??!! stop that shiat!!
 
2012-02-10 08:27:51 AM
Ahnold: I told dem, "use TWO fingas for the prostate."
Sly: :-| ......
Sly: :-O
 
2012-02-10 08:28:02 AM
Sly: "Yo, how may glass coffee tables you got?"
 
2012-02-10 08:28:04 AM
They were recreating the scene from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where Daffy and Donald played piano. After the explosions, they both said "Can anyone understand what that crazy duck is saying"?
 
2012-02-10 08:30:00 AM
"Get to the crappa!"
 
2012-02-10 08:33:13 AM
Contra - The Later Years
 
2012-02-10 08:37:56 AM
That's a cute photo...two old dogs able to get along in their sunset years.
 
2012-02-10 08:39:23 AM
I paid 2% in federal taxes last year.
 
2012-02-10 08:39:51 AM
"Pool mah fingas! Do it! DO IT NAOW!!
 
2012-02-10 08:39:57 AM
The RNC, fully aware of voter dissatisfaction for its slate of candidates, turns to a Stallone/Schwarzenegger ticket to boost turnout and enthusiasm.
 
2012-02-10 08:40:18 AM
Arnold; hey sly, smell my fingers, I just finger banged that nurse when she bent over,,,hur hur

Sly. That was a male nurse Arnie, I think you got a raw deal.,,hur hur
 
2012-02-10 08:40:33 AM
A: "So I says to hurr, 'but smahla potatoes make the steak lurk biggah'."

S: "Yuuaaaggh, yat never works."
 
2012-02-10 08:42:03 AM
xiola: Anyone else getting "congratulations you won" voice ads on Fark's main page? WTF??!! stop that shiat!!

Sly: Don't you hate dem tawkin ads?
Ahnold: I'd rathah have a toomah.
 
2012-02-10 08:42:51 AM
...and then they actually voted for me as Governor...!
 
2012-02-10 08:42:53 AM
xiola: Anyone else getting "congratulations you won" voice ads on Fark's main page? WTF??!! stop that shiat!!

AdBlock and NoScript.

Also, Ahnold just makes me think of "Mrglgrlgrlgrlgrl!!"

/Murlocs
//*shudder*
 
2012-02-10 08:43:16 AM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-10 08:46:58 AM
xiola: Anyone else getting "congratulations you won" voice ads on Fark's main page? WTF??!! stop that shiat!!

Yes.
 
2012-02-10 08:51:28 AM
"Sewiously, sctop calling me Adrian.... say it with me now, ARRRR-NOLD dammit!
 
2012-02-10 08:51:29 AM
Arnold: "My little buttercup, has the sweetest smile
Dear little buttercup won't you stay awhile
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two, oh"

Sly: "Dear little buttercup
Sweet little buttercup,
My little buttercup
I love you!..."
 
2012-02-10 08:57:39 AM
"Alright you can get my heart, but i need that kidney.. seriously, doctor says I might die"
 
2012-02-10 09:02:11 AM
Arnold: Maria Shriver wanted the shocker but as you can see, I can't use my index finger for anything.
 
2012-02-10 09:03:44 AM
Holy crap, it's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
 
2012-02-10 09:05:45 AM
I told you the Kevorkian clinic would do us both together. Now hit the button in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
 
2012-02-10 09:11:25 AM
The morphine is great in this place. It's processed in an Italian pharmacy with virgin glass. No plastic ever touches it. They use German syringes with all metal parts. It's got a nice kick up front and a warm feeling that reminds me of Tuscany.

It can't be as good as the Demerol. It's made in the Hokkaido Prefecture by Japanese girl pharmacists who use their underwear to filter it. I appreciate the quick acting numbness and the follow up feeling of well being. I swear I even smell cherry blossoms.
 
2012-02-10 09:15:44 AM
Ah keep tellin' dem ahm ah rohbot. Clank. Clank. Take me to Meineke.

Yo, Adrian. Youse really let yerself go but ah still loves ya.
 
2012-02-10 09:19:01 AM
Ahm gettin' mah peenie reattached. Maria finally released it to da lawyers.

Ahm gettin mah penis removed. Ah recently discovered that it touched Brigitte Nielsen.
 
2012-02-10 09:23:29 AM
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Ahhnold: "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock! You've seen that show too?"

Sly: "What show? It's what Maria was saying to me last night."
 
2012-02-10 09:30:03 AM
Ahhnold: You should have stopped after Rocky II.
 
2012-02-10 09:59:51 AM
So I've got this great idea for a restaurant. Get Bruce over here and I'll explain it all.
 
2012-02-10 10:12:40 AM
SS: Hey, I just found out Richard Gere is in the next room.
AS: Ya? What's he in for?
SS: The same as us.
 
2012-02-10 12:51:31 PM
Soooo you couldn't afford a private room now either, huh?
 
2012-02-10 01:47:47 PM
So, with my state-provided healthcare plan, I only have a $200 co-pay. Who needs healthcare reform?
 
2012-02-10 03:53:49 PM
SS: You heard that Prop 8 has been declared unconstitutional now, right?
AS: O.O
 
2012-02-10 05:32:07 PM
ARNOLD: It was summer in Oxford when I met Freddy Cavendish a most remarkable young man, whose friendship would change my life forever.

SLY: You are the anchor that gives my spirit license to soar

//gotta love family guy
 
2012-02-11 09:38:55 PM
There were two of us and only one Chuck Norris. What the hell happened?
 
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