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North Korea's iconic concrete pyramid, the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang, is now covered in mirrored glass and set to open in the spring, only 23 years behind schedule
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DVDave
2012-02-09 11:57:31 AM
Well, better late than never.
scottydoesntknow
2012-02-09 12:50:14 PM
Here's a site where you don't have to farking login to see the article
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Backwards Cornfield Races
2012-02-09 01:01:56 PM
Can't wait to see it collapse
PC LOAD LETTER
2012-02-09 01:07:29 PM
Yeah, headline next year: Ryugyong Hotel collapses, killing 12 guests and 300 staff.
SphericalTime
2012-02-09 01:11:13 PM
PC LOAD LETTER
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Yeah, headline next year: Ryugyong Hotel collapses, killing 12 guests and 300 staff.
If it's really stood for 19 years, it probably won't collapse, it'll most likely burn down from shoddy wiring.
Flab
2012-02-09 01:21:10 PM
SphericalTime
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PC LOAD LETTER: Yeah, headline next year: Ryugyong Hotel collapses, killing 12 guests and 300 staff.
If it's really stood for 19 years, it probably won't collapse, it'll most likely burn down from shoddy wiring.
In order to burn down from shoddy wiring, there would need to be electricity running through those wires...
According to some sources, the construction is so bad that the elevator shafts aren't even straight enough to have elevators running through them, and 20 years of being left to the elements has made the bad concrete become brittle.
hillbillypharmacist
2012-02-09 01:46:44 PM
Sounds like North Korea hired some people from Memphis.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-09 02:08:55 PM
Curses!
/The Norks have developed a defense for the laser-armed sharks
THX 1138
2012-02-09 02:23:53 PM
Meh, I'd stay in it.
Then again, I like weird crap.
meat0918
2012-02-09 02:24:28 PM
Here is a headline preview from the summer of 2012.
"Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational mirrored hotel" as they discover it catching nearby buildings on fire with focused and reflected sunlight.
tlchwi02
2012-02-09 02:24:31 PM
Flab
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According to some sources, the construction is so bad that the elevator shafts aren't even straight enough to have elevators running through them, and 20 years of being left to the elements has made the bad concrete become brittle.
yeah, even in that article they point out that it should have been knocked down years ago
Plant Rights Activist
2012-02-09 02:25:14 PM
Sounds like they hired some NY contractors.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-09 02:25:47 PM
It's iconic, like a black fly in their chardonnay.
whither_apophis
2012-02-09 02:26:46 PM
They should've called it the Ruxol
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-02-09 02:28:00 PM
meat0918
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Here is a headline preview from the summer of 2012.
"Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational mirrored hotel" as they discover it catching nearby buildings on fire with focused and reflected sunlight.
Hell, I'd stay in it just to watch that.
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-02-09 02:28:15 PM
That pic of the tiny man shoveling the enormous square - by hand - struck me. First, that would take for-goddamn-ever, and second he's got nothing better to do.
jwrw
2012-02-09 02:28:16 PM
Brilliant Leader Kim Jong-un makes shiat happen! Unlike dear leader and Great Leader.
Cheron
2012-02-09 02:28:20 PM
Every time I see pictures of Pyongyang I'm struck by the absents of commercial advertising - yes I know they're communist. Billboards, signs and neon lights in every window have just become the norm and when you see a cityscape with out it it looks unusual.
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-09 02:28:35 PM
Finally a place to land.
indylaw
2012-02-09 02:29:13 PM
Hotel is not on fire! Proof of concept for Olympic Torch! Best Korea 2024!
Karls Marxley's Rise Up and Jam
2012-02-09 02:31:00 PM
Start construction, delay indefinitely over and over again, release way behind schedule, have it suck, blame the previous handlers of the building.
It's the Duke Nukem Forever of construction projects!
Pontious Pilates
2012-02-09 02:31:28 PM
They're actually going to USE that monstrosity? I thought I read once, maybe in the Esquire article referenced in the link, that there were
serious
structural concerns with the shell, including but not limited to elevator shafts that weren't completely straight. So whatever contractors came in to "finish" it were just putting up windows and facades to make it look "pretty."
Best Korea is the most horrifyingly fascinating place on earth.
clovis69
2012-02-09 02:32:10 PM
Cheron
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Every time I see pictures of Pyongyang I'm struck by the absents of commercial advertising - yes I know they're communist. Billboards, signs and neon lights in every window have just become the norm and when you see a cityscape with out it it looks unusual.
They advertise the dictatorship and nothing else.
dragonchild
2012-02-09 02:33:19 PM
jwrw
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Brilliant Leader Kim Jong-un makes shiat happen! Unlike dear leader and Great Leader.
Best Kore is a shining example of how deluded a ruling class can get when it believes its own political bullshiat.
Thankfully, American statesmen are grounded, honest and pragmatic. So that could never happen to us. I mean, our economy is only going to get better from here.
/ I deserve a +1 for typing that with a straight face
indylaw
2012-02-09 02:34:06 PM
Pontious Pilates
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They're actually going to USE that monstrosity? I thought I read once, maybe in the Esquire article referenced in the link, that there were serious structural concerns with the shell, including but not limited to elevator shafts that weren't completely straight. So whatever contractors came in to "finish" it were just putting up windows and facades to make it look "pretty."
Best Korea is the most horrifyingly fascinating place on earth.
I think the most likely scenario is that it stands empty. A cell-phone company in Egypt bankrolled the completion of the facade. North Korea gets to cover up an embarrassing eyesore in their capital, cell company gets a phone monopoly.
Uzzah
2012-02-09 02:34:22 PM
They'd better offer one hell of a free continental breakfast.
toraque
2012-02-09 02:36:38 PM
Pontious Pilates
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They're actually going to USE that monstrosity? I thought I read once, maybe in the Esquire article referenced in the link, that there were serious structural concerns with the shell, including but not limited to elevator shafts that weren't completely straight. So whatever contractors came in to "finish" it were just putting up windows and facades to make it look "pretty."
Best Korea is the most horrifyingly fascinating place on earth.
If by 'use' you mean 'keep everyone away from the towering deathtrap except the poor bastards who have to go in and turn lights on and off so they can pretend people are working in there' then yeah, it'll see some use, at least until it falls down.
suid
2012-02-09 02:38:32 PM
whither_apophis
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They should've called it the Ruxol
OK, I raughed..
Sun Khan
2012-02-09 02:39:19 PM
Laughs at the Ryugyong's attempt at epic tardiness.
Massa Damnata
2012-02-09 02:39:23 PM
SphericalTime
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PC LOAD LETTER: Yeah, headline next year: Ryugyong Hotel collapses, killing 12 guests and 300 staff.
If it's really stood for 19 years, it probably won't collapse, it'll most likely burn down from shoddy wiring.
But, fire pulverizes concrete, so....
JNowe
2012-02-09 02:39:32 PM
Uzzah
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They'd better offer one hell of a free continental breakfast.
Long pig and bagels.
the_sidewinder
2012-02-09 02:41:30 PM
indylaw
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I think the most likely scenario is that it stands empty. A cell-phone company in Egypt bankrolled the completion of the facade. North Korea gets to cover up an embarrassing eyesore in their capital, cell company gets a phone monopoly.
I seem to remember something recently where cell phones were recently outlawed in Best Korea, so I'm glad that's working out well for them
ArkPanda
2012-02-09 02:42:03 PM
I think it looks kind of neat with the facade finished, in sort of a Blade Runner way. Not that I'd advise anyone to build another one.
Krantzstone
2012-02-09 02:42:15 PM
It would have been cooler if they'd made a 1:1 replica of the Egyptian pyramids, using concrete and steel. I imagine if it was built right, it would be really difficult to knock down.
drongozone
2012-02-09 02:42:23 PM
Meanwhile, in other DPRK news:
calendar>>February 8. 2012 Juch 101
Letters Praising Kim Jong Il Carved on Natural Rock
Pyongyang, February 8 (KCNA) -- Letters "Peerless Patriot General Kim Jong Il. February 16, Juche 101 (2012)" were carved on natural rock in Mt. Sokda, Jungsan County, South Phyongan Province on the 70th anniversary of his birth.
The total length of the letters is 120 meters with his name 10 meters high, 5.5 meters wide and 1.4 meters deep. Other letters are 8.5 meters high, 4.8 meters wide and 0.9 meters deep.
Officials and working people in South Phyongan Province chose the rock that is easily visible, reflecting the ardent desire of the people around the country to exalt his immortal revolutionary feats forever.
An unveiling ceremony took place on Wednesday.
Present there were Kim Ki Nam, Choe Thae Bok, Yang Hyong Sop officials concerned, party members and other working people in the county and helpers.
GroverCleveland
2012-02-09 02:43:00 PM
i've been thinking about building a pvc pyramid over my work station
drxym
2012-02-09 02:44:15 PM
I bet that when the last touch is finished on the outside that Orascom (who funded the completion in exchange for a mobile phone licence) will discover their network encounters a severe case of nationalitis and they'll be sent packing. Such are the joys of cuddling up with a brutal, paranoid, and quite insane dictatorship.
geoduck42
2012-02-09 02:44:54 PM
JNowe
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Long pig and bagels
Bagels?! You think we can afford bagels??
Killer Cars
2012-02-09 02:46:11 PM
Pontious Pilates
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Best Korea is the most horrifyingly fascinating place on earth.
Indeed. I'd like to dip my balls in it before the regime falls.
indylaw
2012-02-09 02:46:43 PM
the_sidewinder
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indylaw: I think the most likely scenario is that it stands empty. A cell-phone company in Egypt bankrolled the completion of the facade. North Korea gets to cover up an embarrassing eyesore in their capital, cell company gets a phone monopoly.
I seem to remember something recently where cell phones were recently outlawed in Best Korea, so I'm glad that's working out well for them
Along the border with China they have a city or two that they're opening up as casino towns/market experiment zones. They'll need cell service there at the very least.
Maechyll
2012-02-09 02:47:32 PM
dragonchild
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jwrw: Brilliant Leader Kim Jong-un makes shiat happen! Unlike dear leader and Great Leader.
Best Kore is a shining example of how deluded a ruling class can get when it believes its own political bullshiat.
Thankfully, American statesmen are grounded, honest and pragmatic. So that could never happen to us. I mean, our economy is only going to get better from here.
/ I deserve a +1 for typing that with a straight face
Indeed. +1.
12349876
2012-02-09 02:48:43 PM
indylaw
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the_sidewinder: indylaw: I think the most likely scenario is that it stands empty. A cell-phone company in Egypt bankrolled the completion of the facade. North Korea gets to cover up an embarrassing eyesore in their capital, cell company gets a phone monopoly.
I seem to remember something recently where cell phones were recently outlawed in Best Korea, so I'm glad that's working out well for them
Along the border with China they have a city or two that they're opening up as casino towns/market experiment zones. They'll need cell service there at the very least.
The military probably needs it even if civilians are banned.
animal900
2012-02-09 02:49:50 PM
I think it looks pretty good from the outside.
Egoy3k
2012-02-09 02:51:03 PM
drxym
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I bet that when the last touch is finished on the outside that Orascom (who funded the completion in exchange for a mobile phone licence) will discover their network encounters a severe case of nationalitis and they'll be sent packing. Such are the joys of cuddling up with a brutal, paranoid, and quite insane dictatorship.
Even if it doesn't what are they going to get paid in? For their sake I hope it's gold or something because I have my doubts about the actual worth of North Korean currency. Who would convert it for them? I mean they'd have to find a bank as crazy as they are to even convert it and even then it's not like they would get much.
Endive Wombat
2012-02-09 02:51:24 PM
Slesfo
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Who's going to stay there?? They barely even allow tourists at all.
That is exactly what I was thinking. I really cannot fathom any western tourists willingly staying there for a vacay.
tallen702
2012-02-09 02:51:41 PM
One is the capital of one of the few remaining communist regimes in the world. The other is a radioactive and abandoned soviet ghost town. Really not too much difference to the naked eye is there?
Plant Rights Activist
2012-02-09 02:53:06 PM
12349876
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indylaw: the_sidewinder: indylaw: I think the most likely scenario is that it stands empty. A cell-phone company in Egypt bankrolled the completion of the facade. North Korea gets to cover up an embarrassing eyesore in their capital, cell company gets a phone monopoly.
I seem to remember something recently where cell phones were recently outlawed in Best Korea, so I'm glad that's working out well for them
Along the border with China they have a city or two that they're opening up as casino towns/market experiment zones. They'll need cell service there at the very least.
The military probably needs it even if civilians are banned.
I'd imagine cell phones would not be good for the leadership at all. Target the dozen cell phones in the country with cruise missiles and instant regime change!
tlchwi02
2012-02-09 02:53:48 PM
Egoy3k
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Even if it doesn't what are they going to get paid in? For their sake I hope it's gold or something because I have my doubts about the actual worth of North Korean currency. Who would convert it for them? I mean they'd have to find a bank as crazy as they are to even convert it and even then it's not like they would get much.
counterfiet US 100 dollar bills are the official currency of the DRPK
bbcard1
2012-02-09 02:54:40 PM
Here in these parts, we call it turd polishing....
dallylamma
2012-02-09 02:55:11 PM
With the glass facade that thing kinda looks like Subby's mom does at last call: Good from far, but far from good.
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