this story would be better with a graph. you know the hockey water usage graph...

than*
then indicates time. than indicates measurable quantity.

I vaguely remember during the immediate aftermath of the Patriots - Panthers Super Bowl, I was drunkenly talking with friends and the idea of measuring the quality of the game by the grade of the bowel movement you held in until the end. Apparently there is some merit to this.

Killer Cars: I vaguely remember during the immediate aftermath of the Patriots - Panthers Super Bowl, I was drunkenly talking with friends and the idea of measuring the quality of the game by the grade of the bowel movement you held in until the end. Apparently there is some merit to this.

The Bud Light/Jager/Jameson shiat I took Monday morning was worthy of its own parade.

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They can't farking watch the game and shiat at the same time!

I had to piss badly, from the time Welker missed that pass. I thought I could piss when the Giants would run the clock out and kick their field goal or take the gift TD a bit later, but then dumbass Bradshaw had to go and score with 57 seconds left. Then had to hold my breathe while Brady started flinging passes.


/turned into one of those Adam Sandler pees

By 10:20 p.m., as the team was accepting its Lombardi Trophy, water use was 5.4 percent higher than a week before.
Roberts said the stats have verified what engineers have seen for years. "We kind of understand what is happening," he said.


Yes, thank god we have engineers around to tell us that sports fans whose team is playing in a big game don't use the toilet as much when that game is going on. Not sure we could have explained the variance without them.

SkylineRecords: They can't farking watch the game and shiat at the same time!

Brady did.

mikaloyd: SkylineRecords: They can't farking watch the game and shiat at the same time!

Brady did.

That's just mean.

/I actually LOL'd

Donnchadha: A Fark Handle: this story would be better with a graph. you know the hockey water usage graph...

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Oblig

That's some Al Bundy grade bawooshing right there

I get that they can say there was increased water usage at a given time, but how do they know it was all toilet flushes? NYC toilet cams?

/You know, for national security

mikaloyd: SkylineRecords: They can't farking watch the game and shiat at the same time!

Brady did.

You, kind Sir, have just won the entire Internet

RminusQ: hbk72777: I had to piss badly, from the time Welker missed that pass. I thought I could piss when the Giants would run the clock out and kick their field goal or take the gift TD a bit later, but then dumbass Bradshaw had to go and score with 57 seconds left. Then had to hold my breathe while Brady started flinging passes.


/turned into one of those Adam Sandler pees

2 minute warning, you pisser

Not my fault they kept me at the tv by slathering it with nostalgia

/He-Man, Voltron , Hannah Barbara, Casper and Peanuts, I was entranced

Yanks_RSJ: Killer Cars: I vaguely remember during the immediate aftermath of the Patriots - Panthers Super Bowl, I was drunkenly talking with friends and the idea of measuring the quality of the game by the grade of the bowel movement you held in until the end. Apparently there is some merit to this.

The Bud Light/Jager/Jameson shiat I took Monday morning was worthy of its own parade.

For me, it was the hot wings burning through my asshole Monday morning. Does anyone else experience that?

Super Chronic: Yanks_RSJ: Killer Cars: I vaguely remember during the immediate aftermath of the Patriots - Panthers Super Bowl, I was drunkenly talking with friends and the idea of measuring the quality of the game by the grade of the bowel movement you held in until the end. Apparently there is some merit to this.

The Bud Light/Jager/Jameson shiat I took Monday morning was worthy of its own parade.

For me, it was the hot wings burning through my asshole Monday morning. Does anyone else experience that?

That's why I just eat the sweet ones

Super Chronic: Yanks_RSJ: Killer Cars: I vaguely remember during the immediate aftermath of the Patriots - Panthers Super Bowl, I was drunkenly talking with friends and the idea of measuring the quality of the game by the grade of the bowel movement you held in until the end. Apparently there is some merit to this.

The Bud Light/Jager/Jameson shiat I took Monday morning was worthy of its own parade.

For me, it was the hot wings burning through my asshole Monday morning. Does anyone else experience that?

I stayed away from the wings on Sunday - my stomach was a gigantic knot all day so eating food wasn't really high on the list. I relied on a couple of bagels in the morning and chicken tenders a couple hours before kickoff to keep me alive.

I will say I made the mistake of eating Chipotle for dinner on Monday, and my asshole regretted that all day Tuesday.

In this day and age of PVR and pause on live TV, why is this still happening? You can skip the commercials and catch up.

Labrat407: In this day and age of PVR and pause on live TV, why is this still happening? You can skip the commercials game and catch up.

FTFM

Labrat407: In this day and age of PVR and pause on live TV, why is this still happening? You can skip the commercials and catch up.

Don't you know how sports work? If I'm not cheering them on live, my special powers don't work.

It would be safe to say that the flushing populace were more likely to wipe their asses with the NY Post than to read it.

Monday might've been the gassiest day in New York this year.

If you were a Patriots fan, and thanks to web statistics, we now know what you were doing right after the game.

"According to the statisticians from PornHub, right after the heartbreaking New England loss, Massachusetts natives flocked to the site, with a 22% spike at 11PM (EST) and a 33% spike at 12AM (EST), while New York went only up 16% and 32%, respectively."

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2012/02/09/site-after-super-bowl-lo ss -patriots-fans-flocked-to-porn-in-droves/ (new window)

Old urban legend that's been floatin' around for years (new window)

Labrat407: In this day and age of PVR and pause on live TV, why is this still happening? You can skip the commercials and catch up.

Some people don't have DVRs. Hard to believe, I know, but there are a few still out there. Also that doesn't work so well if you're not the only one watching the game. I tried doing that at my parents a couple of times by watching the game in another room, but my dad was still watching it live and I'd hear him yelling whenever something important happened, and that just kind of kills some of the fun when you know a big play is coming up soon.

But other than that I use the DVR to pause live TV constantly. I'll turn it on and pause it immediately, then go do something else for a while and let it get a good buffer and just blast through all the commercials. Because seriously, fark commercials. fark them right in their ears.

/concerned.