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PacManDreaming
2012-02-09 01:54:00 PM
I'm guessing he already downed a couple of bottles before he started filming.
SmackLT
2012-02-09 04:15:44 PM
Freaking Norwegians
jaylectricity
2012-02-09 04:47:02 PM
Nice. I like the hand-picks he uses to climb back out after falling through. Skating drunk with a chainsaw over his head was pretty stupid, but it appears he survived.
Makh
2012-02-09 05:05:39 PM
Okay.
FesterLDS
2012-02-09 05:07:50 PM
This dude puts out a ton of videos like these. Uploads as "Apetor" and he's constantly diving into icy waters. Insane, but a very well presented/composed/edited insane.
the-meter-man
2012-02-09 05:16:58 PM
Hei du alt, se på denne!
stiletto2
2012-02-09 05:56:09 PM
With enough vodka, he won't freeze
flexflint
2012-02-09 05:59:06 PM
jaylectricity
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Nice. I like the hand-picks he uses to climb back out after falling through.
You can buy them in specialized stores.
/Southern neighbor of the Dutch
//they cancelled their "Eleven Cities Tour" just yesterday: it's a 200 kilometer skating ride through icy conditions.
///saw a lot of interviews
janzee
2012-02-09 06:17:24 PM
Eep-eep!
hallotavagyna
2012-02-09 06:41:41 PM
WTF indeed
catsfish
2012-02-09 06:48:13 PM
Knew it had to be Apetor. I'm a huge fan of his. What a nut.
Apos
2012-02-09 06:51:16 PM
What's "vodka-loving attention whore" in his native tongue?
Ithaca_StLondon
2012-02-09 06:59:36 PM
The Silly is strong in this one.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-02-09 07:14:26 PM
flexflint
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jaylectricity: Nice. I like the hand-picks he uses to climb back out after falling through.
You can buy them in specialized stores.
/Southern neighbor of the Dutch
//they cancelled their "Eleven Cities Tour" just yesterday: it's a 200 kilometer skating ride through icy conditions.
///saw a lot of interviews
I got lucky in 1997, and was visiting friends in the Netherlands when the last one happened.
Link
(new window) I got to do lots of non-touristy things like helping give wild Mouflon sheep vasectomies.
Rambino
2012-02-09 07:24:43 PM
the-meter-man
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Hei du alt, se på denne!
Google Translate fail. Nice try, though.
badLogic
2012-02-09 07:25:31 PM
What is Norwegian for "here, hold my vodka, and watch this" ?
Rambino
2012-02-09 07:26:51 PM
flexflint
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jaylectricity: Nice. I like the hand-picks he uses to climb back out after falling through.
You can buy them in specialized stores.
Specialized stores? How about "most any sporting goods/outdoors store?" They are pretty standard fare if you like to go skating/fishing/driving/skating/farking on ice.
Rambino
2012-02-09 07:29:24 PM
badLogic
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What is Norwegian for "here, hold my vodka, and watch this" ?
"Hold flaska og se her!"
For instance...
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2012-02-09 07:31:21 PM
I once had a drink
Or should I say
It once had me
I drowned in the lake
Isn't it nice
Norwegian ice.
jmsvrsn
2012-02-09 07:49:06 PM
Welcome to Northern Iowa.
treecologist
2012-02-09 07:50:37 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
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I got lucky in 1997
Yup, that's when I got lucky too.
cretinbob
2012-02-09 07:57:40 PM
my balls receded into my body just watching that.
tillerman35
2012-02-09 07:58:05 PM
About 1min into it, I was thinking "you know what would really make this video awesome? Him being in his undewear." And then BAM! there he is in his underwear.
And then I thought "OK, but what about a chain saw? He doesn't have a chain- ... whoa."
AlanSmithee
2012-02-09 08:56:59 PM
tillerman35
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About 1min into it, I was thinking "you know what would really make this video awesome? Him being in his undewear." And then BAM! there he is in his underwear.
And then I thought "OK, but what about a chain saw? He doesn't have a chain- ... whoa."
Me too. I haven't been so 'whoa' since I got lucky in 1997.
Tony_Pepperoni
2012-02-09 08:57:10 PM
Now if that was a bottle of Screech, he would be a typical Newfie.
Guidette Frankentits
2012-02-09 09:03:46 PM
The ball is in your court, Japan.
the-meter-man
2012-02-09 09:12:58 PM
Rambino
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the-meter-man: Hei du alt, se på denne!
Google Translate fail. Nice try, though.
Well, in Google's defense, there may not be a Norwegian equivalent for "Ya'll"
But you caught my drift...
alizeran
2012-02-09 09:31:19 PM
Im a fan.
Smagma
2012-02-09 09:41:22 PM
Great commercial for vodka.. clearly it gives you superhuman abilities..
/and 9 lives?
miltonbabbitt
2012-02-09 09:55:51 PM
I wanna party with
that
guy.
J. Frank Parnell
2012-02-09 10:40:42 PM
Take that common sense.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-02-09 11:33:26 PM
treecologist
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UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I got lucky in 1997
Yup, that's when I got lucky too.
I hope the scorekeeper gave me an assist for that layup. :)
/oh man, I've done it again
rkiller1
2012-02-09 11:38:01 PM
Johnny Dangerously: fargin ice holes!
marcre3363
2012-02-09 11:59:03 PM
While I have no interest in falling into the water, I will say that I now have a strong desire to drink a bottle of vodka and go ice skating on a lake.
As a life-long Californian, I remember my first winter in Iowa at the age of 21 and walking on a frozen lake for the first time when it was -10 degrees in January. There was a girl with us from Florida who was freaking out about the constant cracking sounds we heard on the ice. Then we found an ice fishing hole someone had drilled and it was obvious the ice was at least a foot thick. Shortly thereafter, we found a number of tire tracks from trucks that had been driving across the ice.
Good time.
/CSB
phlegmmo
2012-02-10 12:57:02 AM
"Crazy Swede."
"He's Norwegian, Mac."
Inaditch
2012-02-10 01:02:31 AM
Every survival instinct in every cell of my body screamed throughout that entire video.
Daraymann
2012-02-10 02:20:29 AM
Boom Dee Ah Da
Boom Dee Ah Da
Boom Dee Ah Da
Boom Dee Ah Da
NDP2
2012-02-10 02:52:32 AM
Smagma
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Great commercial for vodka.. clearly it gives you superhuman abilities..
/and 9 lives?
I've had that particular vodka featured in the video (
Vikingfjord
) and it's not too bad. It's a potato vodka and I actually prefer those over grain vodkas. That being said, this guy looks like he's trying out for the Norwegian version of "Jackass".
/Half Norwegian descent.
Flubb
2012-02-10 04:59:18 AM
I was hoping the ice would re-freeze over his head when he stuck it in the hole.
kuli
2012-02-10 05:28:25 AM
Rambino
:
badLogic: What is Norwegian for "here, hold my vodka, and watch this" ?
"Hold flaska og se her!"
For instance...
I'd go with: "Hold vodkaen min, og se på dette. Fettoter". The last word is key.
toyotaboy
2012-02-10 07:26:38 AM
the real question I have... Did he use a tripod, or did he make someone else hold the camera and suffer through that?
flexflint
2012-02-10 07:33:15 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
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I got lucky in 1997, and was visiting friends in the Netherlands when the last one happened.
They really put in every effort to get the ice cleared of snow, with an all volunteer force. Next Sunday, thaw is coming in, and long term predictions say it won't freeze enough after that. Ah well, maybe next year.
It's probably hard to find something about it in English, but try to find something about the one in '63: it's still known as "The 1963 Hell". Out of almost 10.000 tour riders (excluding competitive riders), only 69 reached the finish line. Red Cross tents were full of people with frozen eyes, frost bites, or frozen testicles. Others were completely lost and dazed.
Rhames
2012-02-10 08:15:09 AM
badLogic
:
What is Norwegian for "here, hold my vodka, and watch this" ?
Eep Eep
TyrantII
2012-02-10 08:42:17 AM
This guys still not dead yet?
RobotSpider
2012-02-10 09:14:52 AM
Viral ad. Notice the clear shot of the label whenever he's drinking, and even when the bottle is sliding across the ice. The guy is still insane. But this is viral marketing. For enough money, I'd do that too.
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