General Tso's chicken is the tastiest of all the tasty Chinese food out there.

Sounds like a pretty decent plan, actually.

/didn't RTFA

9beers: General Tso's chicken is the tastiest of all the tasty Chinese food out there.

the place i go to gives away an order when your total is more than $15

/wonders if 'tso' is 'puppy' in chinese

bump: Well that's what Jack Burton always says...

what the hell

Jesus. A BitW and Meow post back to back. I think I actually just felt an entire suburb of neurons die.

General Tso Chicken is like Welsh Rabbit. Think pigeon...

One of the suspects - Lavretzky Dareus - Looks like someone's parents were a fan of "The Great One"

Had a friend who had weed on them and got tagged for speeding.

She hid it IN her full milkshake.

Officer asked to search the car, she said yes. They popped the top of the shake, didn't want to get their hands dirty so they didn't stick their fingers in it.

Cop hands her the milkshake as a nice gesture while she waits for them to finish searching. She sips on it while sweating bullets obviously. No dogs called since she consented.

Hooray!


/csb

I kind of hope they ziplock the chicken in with his personal effects and give it back to him in a few years on his way out.

Busta Clown Shoes: She hid it IN her full milkshake.

i was hoping that was a euphemism

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Why can't they have those things in MN, I've never had a Jack'n'the box either.
/it took years to get a damn Sonics

$500?

You put a one and two zeroes in front of that, otherwise it isn't worth the effort, chump.

So, four guys steal $1500 worth of stuff. Whats the point? If they sell it they are going to get what? $300-400? Split four ways? Don't make no sense.

FYI, its pronounced, "General So's"

Abner Doon: Sounds like a pretty decent plan, actually.

/didn't RTFA

...except they just put it on top of the food! If they had covered it up they may have actually gotten away with it!

I looked at the pic, and first thing that came to mind:

Was that a before or after picture of Tso's.

/loves me some Kung Pao, FTW

Before clicking on the link, I fully expected to be complaining here about how the pic was just a mugshot, and that I wanted to see the jewelry in the Chinese food. I was pleasantly surprised.

Best In The World: Shure SM81 Condensor Mic in tha chicken box. Well, tha damn mic is like a $500 item

$500?! Maybe MSRP... but you're looking at $350 from Sweetwater (they're a really great company... sales dude totally called me up afterwards and was all "Hey, how did your KP3 work out? Any questions on integrating it with your other gear?" Really a stand-out operation!)

SuperNinjaToad: ...except they just put it on top of the food! If they had covered it up they may have actually gotten away with it!

Cover it up? With a mask?

/meddling kids

ThatGuyGreg: Beats me, but I sure as shiat know what I want for lunch now.

if you show up tomorrow, I'm buying. HELLS YES.

9beers: General Tso's chicken is the tastiest of all the tasty Chinese food out there.

As a military tactician, he wasn't much to speak of, but he did make some damn fine chicken. Also... the guy should have just said that "George likes his chicken spicy."

I_Am_Weasel: 9beers: General Tso's chicken is the tastiest of all the tasty Chinese food out there.

That's not intended as actual fact, is it?

Don't get me wrong, I like General Tso, but tastiest...!?

The tastiest stuff is stuff that doesn't translate well into English.

Xiaolongbao comes to mind. Also Shanghai Shaomai. Oh and Guotie.

Damn, now I want me some dim sum.

Okay, I finally clicked the link and saw the pic... What I wanna know is why the took 3 mugshots of the suspect, only each time with shorter hair? Do they not allow you to have dreadknots in jail anymore?

I_Am_Weasel: 9beers: General Tso's chicken is the tastiest of all the tasty Chinese food out there.

That's not intended as actual fact, is it?

Don't get me wrong, I like General Tso, but tastiest...!?

The tastiest stuff is stuff that doesn't translate well into English.

Tastiest is egg foo yung, but only if you get a good gravy.

Ah, yeah, and dim sum. Yum! Actually had some good dim sum at California Pizza Kitchen recently.

/That place is more expensive than you would think. Luckily, 1/3 was paid for with a gift card.
//Don't bother with the Butter Cake, but the Roasted Artichoke and Spinach Thin Crust was pretty tasty. :-9

Has anyone made the comment that real chinese dining establishments never have any white folk in the dining room?

Torqueknot: So, four guys steal $1500 worth of stuff. Whats the point? If they sell it they are going to get what? $300-400? Split four ways? Don't make no sense.

Think how impressive their story would have been to their idiot friends had they got away scot-free. In their telling they would be the kings of all cat burglars.

All I want in life is to have a chicken named after like me, like this General Tso. Is that so much to ask? What a legacy.

c) winner winner chicken dinner

...now I want me some suan la chow show from Mary Chung's.

RTFA for a pic of bejeweled General Tso's Chicken. Leaving satisfied.

Only Americans eat Duck Sauce (new window)

/go ahead, page your buddies

Detinwolf: All I want in life is to have a chicken named after like me, like this General Tso. Is that so much to ask? What a legacy.

Come up with an awesome and unique chicken dish and propagate the recipe. I'll try it.

I read fark for the pics: Has anyone made the comment that real chinese dining establishments never have any white folk in the dining room?

That because they all wok in the kitchen, round eye!

9beers: General Tso's chicken is the tastiest of all the tasty Chinese food out there.

WRONG

/mongolian beef is the tastiest chinese food out there
//what I had for lunch today

the cop saw the camera in the back but had to get a warrant to search the vehicle?

Teen Wolf Blitzer: FYI, its pronounced, "General So's"



Ahhhh... me rikey General Tso's chicken.
In China we make very good chicken. Stupid Americans make vewy weak General Tso- make most noble ancestor General Tso spirit very sad.

/it's a an independent meme, not many people know about it
//you probably haven't heard of it

Gonna need a warrant to get your nasty pig-mitts all up in my Tso's.