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(Daily Mail)   Over 40 percent of women carry sexy panties in their purse in case a date with somebody other than you goes better than expected   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2012-02-09 12:27:52 PM
14 votes:
We don't care what panties you're wearing so long as they drop.
2012-02-09 12:45:10 PM
4 votes:
I carry extra underware because you can never trust a fart!
2012-02-09 12:36:06 PM
4 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Don't women go greek anymore?


Go greek?

In my day that ment taking it up the pooper.

Don't you mean "Go Commando"?

/kids today. meh.
//Get off my lawn too!
2012-02-09 01:33:54 PM
3 votes:
I am reliably informed by my better half that if someone were to do this (she wouldn't - she'd just take the things off, and not be wearing any at all when she draws the man's attention to her snoot! I think I remember her doing this when we first hooked up) it would be because the "granny pants" are great for eliminating VPL, are very comfortable, and also help smooth the figure and suck in a bit of the belly.
Whereas the "sexy underwear" is apparently much like wearing a cheese-grater. Most uncomfortable, horrible to wear, and if you did it on a regular basis, for a long length of time (eg the whole evening), not only would they end up not looking so sexy, but you'd also be likely to get thrush etc. as the chafing and rubbing makes it more likely that the naturally-ocurring yeasts on the skin can get into a damaged bit and have a little party.
2012-02-09 01:31:01 PM
3 votes:

Magorn: knightofargh: blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

This is correct.

Leg hair is also relatively fine.

I was flipping channels last night and caught ten minutes of some Showtime series about life in the corporate world, and there was a scene where a guy is making out with a gorgeous woman with a magnificent ass who has made it clear to him that she wants him to stick it in her pooper. However right before the get it on she stops to use the restroom and he's so freaked out by the thought she MIGHT be pooping that he flees the room and goes home. And I wondered from what alternate universe the show's writers hailed from? I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.


I greatly dislike anal sex. I just don't see the appeal of it, particularly as it's only about 3 inches away from, well, something which works for that task so much better.
2012-02-09 12:56:50 PM
3 votes:
I'm pretty sure 90% of everything published anywhere these days is purely fiction created by underpaid/under-skilled 'journalists'....

1.) I've never heard of any girl doing this
2.) It's retarded. Even by woman standards.

What makes more sense....

A - Wear sexy underwear and if the date goes well, let the gentlemen remove your clothing and see it.
B - Wear granny panties and bring sexy underwear with you. Then, if the date is going well, sneak off somewhere and awkwardly change your underwear in some awkward location. Then, stick dirty granny panties into your purse and carry it with you for the rest of the night?

That's stupid.

// And this is depressing: Size 14 women are the most likely to wear a suspender belt or to sometimes not even bother with underwear at all
2012-02-09 12:39:15 PM
3 votes:
If you're doing it right, there are no panties.

I just carry condoms in my purse.
2012-02-09 12:36:41 PM
3 votes:
That's the same reason I carry all my S&M/bondage gear in the trunk of my car.

He might not have his own.
2012-02-09 12:29:23 PM
3 votes:
Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
2012-02-09 07:09:39 PM
2 votes:
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2012-02-09 07:08:35 PM
2 votes:
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2012-02-09 07:07:09 PM
2 votes:
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2012-02-09 07:05:01 PM
2 votes:
Can someone please explain how this has not turned into a sexy panties thread?

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2012-02-09 02:36:15 PM
2 votes:

Mr Rusty Shackleford: Mi-go amigo: Jerkwater: Magorn: I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.

Not all guys are into anal sex.

This. I cannot imagine in a million years wanting to have anal sex with anyone.

u srs?


Yep. There is absolutely nothing appealing to me in it, and if a woman wanted it from me then I'd be a huge turn-off. I'd have to just say "sorry" and take my leave.
2012-02-09 02:23:29 PM
2 votes:

Jerkwater: Magorn: I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.

Not all guys are into anal sex.


This. I cannot imagine in a million years wanting to have anal sex with anyone.
2012-02-09 02:13:58 PM
2 votes:
Anyone else enjoying the shots of the chubby blonde from the artlce? The ginger ain't half bad either.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/me gusta
2012-02-09 01:48:33 PM
2 votes:
Who cares what kind of panties a girl wears? It's what's inside that I care about.
2012-02-09 01:42:24 PM
2 votes:
came for sexy panties photos

like dis

www.girlsandnylons.com

leaving very disappointed (except for my donation of course)
2012-02-09 12:52:59 PM
2 votes:
Someone have the chubby blonde bathed, and send her to my room...
2012-02-09 12:41:57 PM
2 votes:

blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.


we care if you're naked? all we need is access to a hole.
2012-02-09 12:34:55 PM
2 votes:

baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?


SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?


See men don't care so much as long as your naked.
2012-02-09 12:32:59 PM
2 votes:

kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day


yes. yes, she has.
2012-02-09 10:06:44 PM
1 votes:

lanmac: tinfoil-hat maggie: lanmac: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, what's going on in this thread ; )
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I want that girl so bad it hurts!!!

So do I ; )

chick in the middle is kosher according to the golden rule!


Who cares about kosher I'm a filthy heathen pagan, (sorry no disrespect intended to any other path)
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2012-02-09 08:41:41 PM
1 votes:
Hmm, what's going on in this thread ; )
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2012-02-09 07:22:03 PM
1 votes:
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/all for now in the sexy panty thread
//carry on
2012-02-09 07:17:48 PM
1 votes:
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/chumming the waters.....
2012-02-09 07:15:30 PM
1 votes:
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2012-02-09 07:12:14 PM
1 votes:
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2012-02-09 05:24:21 PM
1 votes:
I'm just trolling. That would be a good way to get HIV.
2012-02-09 05:15:59 PM
1 votes:

ElStreak: WienerButt: ElStreak: WienerButt: This thread makes me excited that I'm getting laid tonight. I met this girl on Craigslist and she texted me telling me she's on her period but would love to do anal ( I've never tried it ). Better than nothing.

How much is she charging you?

Huh? It's a date.

Lame attempt at a Craigslist joke. Have fun!


I didn't think Craigslist did personals anymore! I thought they'd dumped them due to all the whores on there touting their wares.
2012-02-09 04:36:50 PM
1 votes:

Mi-go amigo: Nah, man. I'll leave the ass-farking to you. I'll stick with being gay for vagina.


There's also eating the ass. That's really nice. Prefer freshly showered for that one though. Have you watched other male/female interactions in the animal kingdom? The sphinx is serious biz bro.
2012-02-09 04:26:28 PM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: No please. More porkies.


THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER!!

No need to be ashamed of riding a moped

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2012-02-09 04:07:07 PM
1 votes:

Nogale: What's not clear is why these women are supposedly doing this on dates. I could almost understand keeping a pair of sexy panties in your bag in case of a spontaneous encounter, but if you're already getting dressed for a date, wouldn't you put ON the sexy underpants "just in case"? I mean, I know they guy is picking me up at 8, I've showered, picked out a nice outfit - why would I put on granny panties?


I think the theory is that the granny-looking control-top shape-enhancing panties maximize the chance that the sexy panties will come into play (this comes directly from Bridget Jones, which is as factual as this piece of shiate article)
2012-02-09 03:54:27 PM
1 votes:

Cymbal: Mi-go amigo: Mr Rusty Shackleford: Mi-go amigo: Jerkwater: Magorn: I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.

Not all guys are into anal sex.

This. I cannot imagine in a million years wanting to have anal sex with anyone.

u srs?

Yep. There is absolutely nothing appealing to me in it, and if a woman wanted it from me then I'd be a huge turn-off. I'd have to just say "sorry" and take my leave.

You sound gaystraight. The vagina should be your third favorite hole broheim, not the first. Remember, you got to make them earn it.


FTFY. Liking vagina is kind of the definition of straight.
2012-02-09 03:51:40 PM
1 votes:

Cymbal: You sound gay. The vagina should be your third favorite hole broheim, not the first. Remember, you got to make them earn it.


Yes, I can imagine nothing more gay that a male who thinks the vagina is the best place one should put one's penis.
2012-02-09 03:42:32 PM
1 votes:

Cymbal: If a chick doesn't wear a thong or something equally sexy she doesn't deserve to get laid.


See, WAY too many women wear thongs that shouldn't. I don't care if they make you feel sexy, if your thong's fabric is stretching at all you shouldn;t be wwearing one. I mean, I don't exactly run around in speedos. Wear what compliments you.

Also, this thread lacks pictures.
2012-02-09 03:33:25 PM
1 votes:
mmmm love me some fatties...

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2012-02-09 03:30:39 PM
1 votes:

Wizard Drongo: littleshootingstar: Andrew Wiggin: littleshootingstar: Cletus C.: littleshootingstar: Why carry one? I normally wear ready to go panties with or without the chance of getting laid...

Click. Wait, what are you 12?


I'm 34. Thanks.

he just wanted to make sure, before asking to see your tits.

Haha. TITS OF GTFO.

/GTFOing.

Pity. You do have a youthful blush around your cheeks which is where he got the "really young" thing from I guess (I'm just better at guesstimating age, and even I'd have said about 30, so, hey, looking good)...
You don't have to GTFO without titties tho. Won't deny that tits would be nice, but don't deprive us of your company on account of your reluctance to part with the goodies for random strangers on the net...

/ EIP...


Do they realize they're this creepy; before they post?
2012-02-09 03:22:40 PM
1 votes:

DemDave: Mi-go amigo: This. I cannot imagine in a million years wanting to have anal sex with anyone.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm inclined to agree with you. There's just nothing sexy about fecal mater. I know what comes out of the ass, and the idea of sticking my appendage into the heart of the beast just sounds rather disgusting. I even get disgusted when I see it in porn, but it's getting to be almost impossible to find anything WITHOUT it now.

/That said, I'd probably try it once with the right lady. Don't knock it 'til you try it, etc., etc.


Guy here. Never done it.
99.99999999999% certain that the Wife would never, ever, ever entertain it.

*IF* for some remote and unforeseen reason she every suggested it, well sure, I guess I'd give it a whirl.

But it's not something I'd ever suggest, don't really care enough to make an 'issue' out of it. Frankly not sure what women would get out of it, so I am suspicious of ones on the net claiming how much they think it is great... *cue Akbar Trap! pic*
2012-02-09 03:08:34 PM
1 votes:

Smurfme: I just saw a maxi pad comercial that said it could hold the "moister" in for 8 hours. Now why the heck, after making a mess in your pants, would you just sit there and wait 8 hours before you clean that sh@t up? Anyways, that is why they have extra panties on hand.



Those pads are made to sleep in...'cause most people sleep about 8 hours a night, including menstruating women. Most women don't want to set the alarm for the middle of the night just so they can change a pad or tampon.
2012-02-09 02:58:22 PM
1 votes:

Mi-go amigo: This. I cannot imagine in a million years wanting to have anal sex with anyone.


If it makes you feel any better, I'm inclined to agree with you. There's just nothing sexy about fecal mater. I know what comes out of the ass, and the idea of sticking my appendage into the heart of the beast just sounds rather disgusting. I even get disgusted when I see it in porn, but it's getting to be almost impossible to find anything WITHOUT it now.

/That said, I'd probably try it once with the right lady. Don't knock it 'til you try it, etc., etc.
2012-02-09 02:44:32 PM
1 votes:

Mi-go amigo: Mr Rusty Shackleford: Mi-go amigo: Jerkwater: Magorn: I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.

Not all guys are into anal sex.

This. I cannot imagine in a million years wanting to have anal sex with anyone.

u srs?

Yep. There is absolutely nothing appealing to me in it, and if a woman wanted it from me then I'd be a huge turn-off. I'd have to just say "sorry" and take my leave.


That's cool man, I just don't get it. It's not for the squeamish and occasionally does end up a little less than ideal and sometimes it's just too damn tight. But usually, 99.75% of the time or so, it's really good.

If you get one and she's really begging you for it, send her my way after taking your leave.
2012-02-09 02:15:21 PM
1 votes:

IamAwake: I took a poll of the women in my office and now I have to attend sexual harassment training.

A coworker was wearing a dress and had actually brushed her hair and such the other day, and looked...pretty, actually (not sexy - pretty). I started to say something, then realized that as a consultant (even if a long-term consultant, having been there for 7 months) there wouldn't be any training...just a door. I'm pretty sure she'd have taken it as a compliment if I said she looked nice, but there's the other women sitting nearby and then that small chance she'd think it was sexual...

And women wonder why men aren't romantic or chivalrous anymore. We've been trained to not say anything - it's so repressed now that it just blurts out when we have a moment where we can say something without legal or criminal repercussions :P


It's the ones that over hear you and didn't get a compliment that will get all biatchy and report it as sexual harassment just to fark your life up.
2012-02-09 02:04:30 PM
1 votes:
How is this impressive? Me, I'd consider wearing fashionable and flattering clothing, including undies, to be "par for the course" on a date. First impressions matter. Wearing granny panties on the date but keeping a backup thong indicates you only care about your appearance when you are actively trying to get some - not the impression you want to give off. Trust me, if you're wearing a dress or skirt, or even just tight jeans, we men can tell what kind of underwear you're sporting.
2012-02-09 01:47:34 PM
1 votes:
Yeah.... Sure they do.

/Sounds like "Social desirability as a response" to me
2012-02-09 01:45:31 PM
1 votes:
I just saw a maxi pad comercial that said it could hold the "moister" in for 8 hours. Now why the heck, after making a mess in your pants, would you just sit there and wait 8 hours before you clean that sh@t up? Anyways, that is why they have extra panties on hand.
2012-02-09 01:45:17 PM
1 votes:

december: ihatedumbpeople: And, FWIW, a woman that changes into her 'good panties' on a date or after a date is probably a bad long term thing anyway...girls that enjoy wearing "good panties" and will likely continue to wear them repeatedly keep good ones only.

hell yes. granny pants should be the exception not the rule.


As with any rule there are exceptions, but my rules is this...she's as exciting in bed as her undies. even 'cheap' undies can be nice. they don't have to be expensive. but grannies are called grannies for a reason. it reveals a lot about the personality.
2012-02-09 01:38:53 PM
1 votes:

littleshootingstar: Cletus C.: littleshootingstar: Why carry one? I normally wear ready to go panties with or without the chance of getting laid...

Click. Wait, what are you 12?


I'm 34. Thanks.


he just wanted to make sure, before asking to see your tits.
2012-02-09 01:38:13 PM
1 votes:
The only reason I've ever heard for a woman to carry a spare pair of panties was in case of unexpected/early period.
2012-02-09 01:29:00 PM
1 votes:

Jerkwater: Magorn: I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.

Not all guys are into anal sex.


Is this where someone posts the "you know how I know you're gay" pic? Oh right, that wouldn't work in this case. :P
2012-02-09 01:11:56 PM
1 votes:
I think most guys like to keep them as gifts. And the cheap Target panties are for tearing off.
2012-02-09 01:09:39 PM
1 votes:
This just in: Women, like any other specimens of humanity besides the basement-dweller demographic, will change their appearance and demeanor to suit their current social situation, to meet a standard set by something known as "polite society."

/Quick, to the Romerojet!
2012-02-09 01:06:56 PM
1 votes:

stevetherobot: ...now I have to attend sexual harassment training.


Dude, you're supposed to take a poll OF the women in your office, not take a pole TO the women in your office.
2012-02-09 01:05:19 PM
1 votes:
Where the hell did they do the survey, in a bar? While drunk? With drunk respondants?

People, please think about the possibility of getting an STD or worse through casual sex, and DON'T DO IT!! Especially women, as you have more of a possible price to pay.

/Take care of yourselves, Farkers - you're worth it!
2012-02-09 01:02:14 PM
1 votes:

knightofargh: blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

This is correct.

Leg hair is also relatively fine.


I was flipping channels last night and caught ten minutes of some Showtime series about life in the corporate world, and there was a scene where a guy is making out with a gorgeous woman with a magnificent ass who has made it clear to him that she wants him to stick it in her pooper. However right before the get it on she stops to use the restroom and he's so freaked out by the thought she MIGHT be pooping that he flees the room and goes home. And I wondered from what alternate universe the show's writers hailed from? I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.
2012-02-09 01:01:36 PM
1 votes:
I tease my roomate when she is getting ready for the night if she walks around in her sexy drawers I will say " oh getting laid tonight I see." or when she is wearing her ole ladie or period panties I will say "Poor guy aint gettin any tonight?". Depending on her mood depends on the reaction I get.
2012-02-09 12:58:32 PM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: blondski: baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?

SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?

See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

Hell, if a guy gets the slightest bit of horny into his blood stream, as long as you have at least one boob and a vagina and are willing to have sex you could just be a boob and a vagina stapled to Andre the Giant's dead corpse and still get some action.


I don't think that's normal. Maybe only for farkers.
2012-02-09 12:58:01 PM
1 votes:
I took a poll of the women in my office and now I have to attend sexual harassment training.

A coworker was wearing a dress and had actually brushed her hair and such the other day, and looked...pretty, actually (not sexy - pretty). I started to say something, then realized that as a consultant (even if a long-term consultant, having been there for 7 months) there wouldn't be any training...just a door. I'm pretty sure she'd have taken it as a compliment if I said she looked nice, but there's the other women sitting nearby and then that small chance she'd think it was sexual...

And women wonder why men aren't romantic or chivalrous anymore. We've been trained to not say anything - it's so repressed now that it just blurts out when we have a moment where we can say something without legal or criminal repercussions :P
2012-02-09 12:55:51 PM
1 votes:
Are those the panties their mother laid out for them?
2012-02-09 12:55:11 PM
1 votes:

Spiralmonkey: kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.

shameless excuse to print photos of models wearing lingerie.

/I'm okay with this
//It's better than most of what they print
2012-02-09 12:54:18 PM
1 votes:

Andrew Wiggin: keli_kitty: Why wouldn't you just wear your good panties to start?

dandruff?


Fancy panties generally are more expensive and maybe they don't want to wash them more than they have to thus extending their life?
2012-02-09 12:53:19 PM
1 votes:
Dear women: we don't care. Just take them off
2012-02-09 12:51:55 PM
1 votes:
Why carry one? I normally wear ready to go panties with or without the chance of getting laid...
2012-02-09 12:44:46 PM
1 votes:
Those English papers can't resist showing pictures of girls in underwear.
2012-02-09 12:43:59 PM
1 votes:
i carry a razor for my back hair.
2012-02-09 12:42:58 PM
1 votes:
I keep a nicely folded pair of silk boxers in my wallet.
2012-02-09 12:42:29 PM
1 votes:

tortilla burger: That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?


It's a British thong.
2012-02-09 12:42:26 PM
1 votes:
Why not just wear the sexy panties from the outset? I mean, don't you want to feel sexy on our date? Am I not worth it?
2012-02-09 12:42:05 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: tortilla burger: That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?

As a group the British do seem to have a higher than normal rate of underpants fetishism.


A close second to the japanese.
2012-02-09 12:41:04 PM
1 votes:

Thai_Mai_Xhu: protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...

Beats a hammer I guess.


Not if you don't wanna buy a drink...
2012-02-09 12:37:15 PM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day


Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
2012-02-09 12:36:20 PM
1 votes:

blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.


Word.
2012-02-09 12:31:47 PM
1 votes:
So if their granny panties look like somebody hocked a lugie into the crotch it was just the boss saying good morning?
That would explain a lot.
Mom....
 
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