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Over 40 percent of women carry sexy panties in their purse in case a date with somebody other than you goes better than expected
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HotWingConspiracy
2012-02-09 12:27:52 PM
We don't care what panties you're wearing so long as they drop.
Lunaville
2012-02-09 12:28:53 PM
Oh dear, I almost choked on my tea laughing at the headline. I don't know if I'm going to read the article. In terms on comedy value, it's sure to be a disappointment now.
kvinesknows
2012-02-09 12:29:03 PM
when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day
blondski
2012-02-09 12:29:23 PM
Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
Thai_Mai_Xhu
2012-02-09 12:31:47 PM
So if their granny panties look like somebody hocked a lugie into the crotch it was just the boss saying good morning?
That would explain a lot.
Mom....
baronvonzipper
2012-02-09 12:32:21 PM
blondski
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Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How
You
doin'?
SuperChuck
2012-02-09 12:32:33 PM
blondski
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Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How YOU doin?
mudpants
2012-02-09 12:32:36 PM
best
pickup
line
ever
?
KrispyKritter
2012-02-09 12:32:59 PM
kvinesknows
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when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day
yes. yes, she has.
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-09 12:33:29 PM
Don't women go greek anymore?
Lex A. Preau
2012-02-09 12:33:49 PM
Oh Lord, if this statistic is correct, then
People of WalMart
just became exponentially more disgusting.
/did not think that was possible.
SuperChuck
2012-02-09 12:33:59 PM
baronvonzipper
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blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How You doin'?
dammit
blondski
2012-02-09 12:34:55 PM
baronvonzipper
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blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How You doin'?
SuperChuck
:
blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How YOU doin?
See men don't care so much as long as your naked.
tortilla burger
2012-02-09 12:35:01 PM
That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?
blondski
2012-02-09 12:35:38 PM
YOU'RE
/posting and working
Danger Mouse
2012-02-09 12:36:06 PM
Evil Mackerel
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Don't women go greek anymore?
Go greek?
In my day that ment taking it up the pooper.
Don't you mean "Go Commando"?
/kids today. meh.
//Get off my lawn too!
protectyourlimbs
2012-02-09 12:36:09 PM
Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...
hot like wasabi
2012-02-09 12:36:20 PM
blondski
:
Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
Word.
MadAzza
2012-02-09 12:36:41 PM
That's the same reason I carry all my S&M/bondage gear in the trunk of my car.
He might not have his own.
Spiralmonkey
2012-02-09 12:37:15 PM
kvinesknows
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when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day
Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?
/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
poe_zlaw
2012-02-09 12:37:30 PM
what percentage of men carry around a pair of sexy panties in their purse? Ya know.. just in case? If we're going to do a study, let's at least make it fair.
TuteTibiImperes
2012-02-09 12:37:41 PM
tortilla burger
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That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?
As a group the British do seem to have a higher than normal rate of underpants fetishism.
Kasira
2012-02-09 12:37:44 PM
No, we don't. I've never heard of anyone doing this. Where does the Daily Mail get this shiat?
Cletus C.
2012-02-09 12:38:12 PM
I'm thinking this
But seeing this
WienerButt
2012-02-09 12:38:31 PM
What demographics? I figure most younger women wear sexy panties whenever they go out. The women surveyed sound old or reclusive.
Thai_Mai_Xhu
2012-02-09 12:38:33 PM
protectyourlimbs
:
Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...
Beats a hammer I guess.
knightofargh
2012-02-09 12:38:33 PM
blondski
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See men don't care so much as long as your naked.
This is correct.
Leg hair is also relatively fine.
protectyourlimbs
2012-02-09 12:38:52 PM
blondski
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baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How You doin'?
SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
How YOU doin?
See men don't care so much as long as your naked.
Depends, there has to be a hot>hair ratio out there somewhere...
Theonceovertwice
2012-02-09 12:39:15 PM
If you're doing it right, there are no panties.
I just carry condoms in my purse.
protectyourlimbs
2012-02-09 12:41:04 PM
Thai_Mai_Xhu
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protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...
Beats a hammer I guess.
Not if you don't wanna buy a drink...
ThePastafarian
2012-02-09 12:41:56 PM
Spiralmonkey
:
kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day
Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?
/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
It is the daily fail, after all...
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-09 12:41:57 PM
blondski
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See men don't care so much as long as your naked.
we care if you're naked? all we need is access to a hole.
Danger Mouse
2012-02-09 12:42:05 PM
TuteTibiImperes
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tortilla burger: That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?
As a group the British do seem to have a higher than normal rate of underpants fetishism.
A close second to the japanese.
Two Hearted
2012-02-09 12:42:26 PM
Why not just wear the sexy panties from the outset? I mean, don't you want to feel sexy on our date? Am I not worth it?
Ro_thunder
2012-02-09 12:42:26 PM
Spiralmonkey
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I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
Interestingly, my nickname is Lying, space filling cock.
CptnSpldng
2012-02-09 12:42:29 PM
tortilla burger
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That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?
It's a British thong.
Grapple
2012-02-09 12:42:54 PM
Yeah well... I carry a blow up doll in my wallet!
Mr. Parker
2012-02-09 12:42:58 PM
I keep a nicely folded pair of silk boxers in my wallet.
keli_kitty
2012-02-09 12:43:55 PM
Why wouldn't you just wear your good panties to start? Now you have some dirty granny panties in your purse.
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-09 12:43:59 PM
i carry a razor for my back hair.
georgehwbush
2012-02-09 12:44:46 PM
Those English papers can't resist showing pictures of girls in underwear.
elkraf
2012-02-09 12:45:10 PM
I carry extra underware because you can never trust a fart!
unyon
2012-02-09 12:45:11 PM
Thai_Mai_Xhu
:
protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...
Beats a hammer I guess.
I carry a rag and chloroform, but then again, i'm a traditionalist.
fappomatic
2012-02-09 12:45:24 PM
blondski
:
Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
Yes, some of us would consider that lucky.
I'd much rather my wife go a week than be raked by stubble.
She says the same thing about my face.
stevetherobot
2012-02-09 12:45:39 PM
Theonceovertwice
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If you're doing it right, there are no panties.
Sounds very Matrixy.
Do not try to remove the spoon - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there are no panties.
Spiralmonkey
2012-02-09 12:47:11 PM
unyon
:
Thai_Mai_Xhu: protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...
Beats a hammer I guess.
I carry a rag and chloroform, but then again, i'm a traditionalist.
Isn't it just easier to order a beer for yourself and a rohypnol and coke for the lady?
stevetherobot
2012-02-09 12:47:14 PM
Spiralmonkey
:
kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day
Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?
/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
I took a poll of the women in my office and now I have to attend sexual harassment training.
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-09 12:47:47 PM
keli_kitty
:
Why wouldn't you just wear your good panties to start?
dandruff?
Andrew Wiggin
2012-02-09 12:49:26 PM
Kasira
:
No, we don't. I've never heard of anyone doing this. Where does the Daily Mail get this shiat?
maybe the british ladies have bad teeth
and
bad lips?
bonefish
2012-02-09 12:49:53 PM
The best dates I've been on are ones where there were no panties at all.
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