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(Daily Mail)   Over 40 percent of women carry sexy panties in their purse in case a date with somebody other than you goes better than expected   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 366
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2012-02-09 12:27:52 PM
We don't care what panties you're wearing so long as they drop.
 
2012-02-09 12:28:53 PM
Oh dear, I almost choked on my tea laughing at the headline. I don't know if I'm going to read the article. In terms on comedy value, it's sure to be a disappointment now.
 
2012-02-09 12:29:03 PM
when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day
 
2012-02-09 12:29:23 PM
Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.
 
2012-02-09 12:31:47 PM
So if their granny panties look like somebody hocked a lugie into the crotch it was just the boss saying good morning?
That would explain a lot.
Mom....
 
2012-02-09 12:32:21 PM
blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?
 
2012-02-09 12:32:33 PM
blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?
 
2012-02-09 12:32:36 PM
best
pickup
line
ever
?
 
2012-02-09 12:32:59 PM
kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

yes. yes, she has.
 
2012-02-09 12:33:29 PM
Don't women go greek anymore?
 
2012-02-09 12:33:49 PM
Oh Lord, if this statistic is correct, then People of WalMart just became exponentially more disgusting.


/did not think that was possible.
 
2012-02-09 12:33:59 PM
baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?


dammit
 
2012-02-09 12:34:55 PM
baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?


SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?


See men don't care so much as long as your naked.
 
2012-02-09 12:35:01 PM
That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?
 
2012-02-09 12:35:38 PM
YOU'RE

/posting and working
 
2012-02-09 12:36:06 PM
Evil Mackerel: Don't women go greek anymore?

Go greek?

In my day that ment taking it up the pooper.

Don't you mean "Go Commando"?

/kids today. meh.
//Get off my lawn too!
 
2012-02-09 12:36:09 PM
Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...
 
2012-02-09 12:36:20 PM
blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

Word.
 
2012-02-09 12:36:41 PM
That's the same reason I carry all my S&M/bondage gear in the trunk of my car.

He might not have his own.
 
2012-02-09 12:37:15 PM
kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
 
2012-02-09 12:37:30 PM
what percentage of men carry around a pair of sexy panties in their purse? Ya know.. just in case? If we're going to do a study, let's at least make it fair.
 
2012-02-09 12:37:41 PM
tortilla burger: That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?

As a group the British do seem to have a higher than normal rate of underpants fetishism.
 
2012-02-09 12:37:44 PM
No, we don't. I've never heard of anyone doing this. Where does the Daily Mail get this shiat?
 
2012-02-09 12:38:12 PM
I'm thinking this

farm6.static.flickr.com

But seeing this

i622.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-09 12:38:31 PM
What demographics? I figure most younger women wear sexy panties whenever they go out. The women surveyed sound old or reclusive.
 
2012-02-09 12:38:33 PM
protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...

Beats a hammer I guess.
 
2012-02-09 12:38:33 PM
blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

This is correct.

Leg hair is also relatively fine.
 
2012-02-09 12:38:52 PM
blondski: baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?

SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?

See men don't care so much as long as your naked.


Depends, there has to be a hot>hair ratio out there somewhere...
 
2012-02-09 12:39:15 PM
If you're doing it right, there are no panties.

I just carry condoms in my purse.
 
2012-02-09 12:41:04 PM
Thai_Mai_Xhu: protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...

Beats a hammer I guess.


Not if you don't wanna buy a drink...
 
2012-02-09 12:41:56 PM
Spiralmonkey: kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.


It is the daily fail, after all...
 
2012-02-09 12:41:57 PM
blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

we care if you're naked? all we need is access to a hole.
 
2012-02-09 12:42:05 PM
TuteTibiImperes: tortilla burger: That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?

As a group the British do seem to have a higher than normal rate of underpants fetishism.


A close second to the japanese.
 
2012-02-09 12:42:26 PM
Why not just wear the sexy panties from the outset? I mean, don't you want to feel sexy on our date? Am I not worth it?
 
2012-02-09 12:42:26 PM
Spiralmonkey: I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.

Interestingly, my nickname is Lying, space filling cock.
 
2012-02-09 12:42:29 PM
tortilla burger: That's patently ridiculous. Maybe it's a British thing?

It's a British thong.
 
2012-02-09 12:42:54 PM
Yeah well... I carry a blow up doll in my wallet!
 
2012-02-09 12:42:58 PM
I keep a nicely folded pair of silk boxers in my wallet.
 
2012-02-09 12:43:55 PM
Why wouldn't you just wear your good panties to start? Now you have some dirty granny panties in your purse.
 
2012-02-09 12:43:59 PM
i carry a razor for my back hair.
 
2012-02-09 12:44:46 PM
Those English papers can't resist showing pictures of girls in underwear.
 
2012-02-09 12:45:10 PM
I carry extra underware because you can never trust a fart!
 
2012-02-09 12:45:11 PM
Thai_Mai_Xhu: protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...

Beats a hammer I guess.


I carry a rag and chloroform, but then again, i'm a traditionalist.
 
2012-02-09 12:45:24 PM
blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

Yes, some of us would consider that lucky.
I'd much rather my wife go a week than be raked by stubble.
She says the same thing about my face.
 
2012-02-09 12:45:39 PM
Theonceovertwice: If you're doing it right, there are no panties.



Sounds very Matrixy.
Do not try to remove the spoon - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there are no panties.
 
2012-02-09 12:47:11 PM
unyon: Thai_Mai_Xhu: protectyourlimbs: Same reason I carry roofies in my wallet...

Beats a hammer I guess.

I carry a rag and chloroform, but then again, i'm a traditionalist.


Isn't it just easier to order a beer for yourself and a rohypnol and coke for the lady?
 
2012-02-09 12:47:14 PM
Spiralmonkey: kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.


I took a poll of the women in my office and now I have to attend sexual harassment training.
 
2012-02-09 12:47:47 PM
keli_kitty: Why wouldn't you just wear your good panties to start?

dandruff?
 
2012-02-09 12:49:26 PM
Kasira: No, we don't. I've never heard of anyone doing this. Where does the Daily Mail get this shiat?

maybe the british ladies have bad teeth and bad lips?
 
2012-02-09 12:49:53 PM
The best dates I've been on are ones where there were no panties at all.
 
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