WienerButt: "Craigslist" and "love to do anal"

I smell a tranny.

/NTTAWWT as long as you're into it.

Cletus C.: I'm thinking this

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But seeing this

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Go on...

Mi-go amigo: Cymbal: You sound gay. The vagina should be your third favorite hole broheim, not the first. Remember, you got to make them earn it.

Yes, I can imagine nothing more gay that a male who thinks the vagina is the best place one should put one's penis.

Folks are strange, aren't they? and don't realize how much of their expectations aren't 'real' but peer pressure, social group expectation.

kvinesknows: WienerButt: ElStreak: WienerButt: This thread makes me excited that I'm getting laid tonight. I met this girl on Craigslist and she texted me telling me she's on her period but would love to do anal ( I've never tried it ). Better than nothing.

How much is she charging you?

Huh? It's a date.

Its a TRAP!

This is what I'm thinking as well. Definitely do a package check first WienerButt. Could be a homo scam. Otherwise, sounds like a good plan for the evening.

Oh come on, guys, the guy who's gonna do anal off of craigslist isn't necessarily getting a tranny.

Of course I'd like to see the look on his face when she pulls out the strap on.

blondski: I have really fine blonde leg hair that isn't all that noticeable or scratchy. BUT I know some dark haired girls that have to shave almost daily to keep their fur in check. I just happened to luck out on that one attribute.

Um, I've seen your profile. You have more than one good attribute.

/blondski's profile just crashed Fark

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Anyone else enjoying the shots of the chubby blonde from the artlce?

She's my 4th-place pick. I tend to like hourglasses better than pears like she is, and points off for the chub. Pretty, though, and nice hair and bewbs. The ginger has a very pretty face but her lack of a waist kinda makes her look kinda straight and curveless. Any of them are bed-able I guess, but my top pick is definitely the raven-haired minx 2nd from the left, with the boy shorts on. Yowza!

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mi-go amigo: Cymbal: You sound gay. The vagina should be your third favorite hole broheim, not the first. Remember, you got to make them earn it.

Yes, I can imagine nothing more gay that a male who thinks the vagina is the best place one should put one's penis.

Folks are strange, aren't they? and don't realize how much of their expectations aren't 'real' but peer pressure, social group expectation.

Some Roman Catholics especially.

I'm just trolling. That would be a good way to get HIV.

I met her on Craigslist
Where you drink champagne
It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola

something like that

The Stealth Hippopotamus: mmmm love me some fatties...

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The girl in the blue bikini O_O OMG
That body is chiseled out of a block of perfection.

Quit your grinning and drop the linen.

Mr Rusty Shackleford: kvinesknows: WienerButt: ElStreak: WienerButt: This thread makes me excited that I'm getting laid tonight. I met this girl on Craigslist and she texted me telling me she's on her period but would love to do anal ( I've never tried it ). Better than nothing.

How much is she charging you?

Huh? It's a date.

Its a TRAP!

This is what I'm thinking as well. Definitely do a package check first WienerButt. Could be a homo scam. Otherwise, sounds like a good plan for the evening.

say... if you are going for the anal anyway.... does it matter if its a dude if you dont know its a dude? Does anyone know,...to mens asses feel different when you fark them, then womens asses?

kvinesknows: Mr Rusty Shackleford: kvinesknows: WienerButt: ElStreak: WienerButt: This thread makes me excited that I'm getting laid tonight. I met this girl on Craigslist and she texted me telling me she's on her period but would love to do anal ( I've never tried it ). Better than nothing.

How much is she charging you?

Huh? It's a date.

Its a TRAP!

This is what I'm thinking as well. Definitely do a package check first WienerButt. Could be a homo scam. Otherwise, sounds like a good plan for the evening.

say... if you are going for the anal anyway.... does it matter if its a dude if you dont know its a dude? Does anyone know,...to mens asses feel different when you fark them, then womens asses?

I suspect the physical feeling is largely the same, and you do have a good point. However, I can't get past the whole "male" thing. This is viewed as competition with regard to my penile pursuits. My core instinct is to dominate them intellectually, possibly violently, but never sexually.

If I were "tricked", so to speak, I probably wouldn't lose a whole lot of sleep over it, but it's not something I'm seeking out or willingly and knowingly partaking in.

Mr Rusty Shackleford: kvinesknows: Mr Rusty Shackleford: kvinesknows: WienerButt: ElStreak: WienerButt: This thread makes me excited that I'm getting laid tonight. I met this girl on Craigslist and she texted me telling me she's on her period but would love to do anal ( I've never tried it ). Better than nothing.

How much is she charging you?

Huh? It's a date.

Its a TRAP!

This is what I'm thinking as well. Definitely do a package check first WienerButt. Could be a homo scam. Otherwise, sounds like a good plan for the evening.

say... if you are going for the anal anyway.... does it matter if its a dude if you dont know its a dude? Does anyone know,...to mens asses feel different when you fark them, then womens asses?

I suspect the physical feeling is largely the same, and you do have a good point. However, I can't get past the whole "male" thing. This is viewed as competition with regard to my penile pursuits. My core instinct is to dominate them intellectually, possibly violently, but never sexually.

If I were "tricked", so to speak, I probably wouldn't lose a whole lot of sleep over it, but it's not something I'm seeking out or willingly and knowingly partaking in.

There is also a chance of balls touching. And that's always a problem.

knightofargh: Mr Rusty Shackleford: kvinesknows: Mr Rusty Shackleford: kvinesknows: WienerButt: ElStreak: WienerButt: This thread makes me excited that I'm getting laid tonight. I met this girl on Craigslist and she texted me telling me she's on her period but would love to do anal ( I've never tried it ). Better than nothing.

How much is she charging you?

Huh? It's a date.

Its a TRAP!

This is what I'm thinking as well. Definitely do a package check first WienerButt. Could be a homo scam. Otherwise, sounds like a good plan for the evening.

say... if you are going for the anal anyway.... does it matter if its a dude if you dont know its a dude? Does anyone know,...to mens asses feel different when you fark them, then womens asses?

I suspect the physical feeling is largely the same, and you do have a good point. However, I can't get past the whole "male" thing. This is viewed as competition with regard to my penile pursuits. My core instinct is to dominate them intellectually, possibly violently, but never sexually.

If I were "tricked", so to speak, I probably wouldn't lose a whole lot of sleep over it, but it's not something I'm seeking out or willingly and knowingly partaking in.

There is also a chance of balls touching. And that's always a problem.

Worked with a guy once who flat out stated "a butthole's a butthole" during lunch break...yeaaaah.

I don't think any of us went to his house for any reason after that...

Can someone please explain how this has not turned into a sexy panties thread?

Yay! Finally panties in the panty thread!

/chumming the waters.....

I like panties....I especially like my wife's panties after she has taken them off in the restroom and handed them to me at the restaurant.

CSB:

Out having a date night with the wife when the above encounter occurred. I forgot I had the panties in my jacket, found them when I wore my jacket to about a week later. brought the biggest smile to my face when I found them. Good times.

/all for now in the sexy panty thread
//carry on

You're doing a good thing, Banned on the Run. My SWF collection is hurting these days.

Puts on a condom before going out on a first date:

There's quite a few comments here about men just taking the underwear off with the pants or not really paying attention to it - just tryin to get to the skin. My bf actually loved for me to keep my underwear on for a bit while we kiss and do foreplay stuff...he likes to look me over and check out what I got on. I love it, it makes me feel really sexy and I just like the time he takes before we get to the good shiat. So yeah I pretty much never wear anything granny'ish, except that time of the month, because I never know if we might get frisky later. And I don't want to have to run to the bathroom to change into my sexy panties cause I was rocking my grannies.

MoronLessOff: MorePeasPlease: MoronLessOff: Why in the world would that need to come off?

/cf is hot


This is a poster I can agree with.

I'll post a link you can appreciate when I get home. Not while I'm at work, because it will not be safe for work.

Here it is. NSFW!!!

MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: MorePeasPlease: MoronLessOff: Why in the world would that need to come off?

/cf is hot


This is a poster I can agree with.

I'll post a link you can appreciate when I get home. Not while I'm at work, because it will not be safe for work.

Here it is. NSFW!!!

I like the way you think, young man!

MoronLessOff: Here it is. NSFW!!!

A man of his word.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, what's going on in this thread ; )
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NOM NOM NOM!

ElStreak: PsiChi: Where the hell did they do the survey, in a bar? While drunk? With drunk respondants?

People, please think about the possibility of getting an STD or worse through casual sex, and DON'T DO IT!! Especially women, as you have more of a possible price to pay.

/Take care of yourselves, Farkers - you're worth it!

Is it just me, or did it get a little Mormon in here all of a sudden?

Trust me, the Mormon knickers are not very sexy!

I carry mine in my glovebox.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, what's going on in this thread ; )
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I want that girl so bad it hurts!!!

tinfoil-hat maggie: lanmac: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hmm, what's going on in this thread ; )
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I want that girl so bad it hurts!!!

So do I ; )

chick in the middle is kosher according to the golden rule!

frepnog:

santorum is the new word for the frothy mixture of spooge and shiat that is produced by anal sex.

/the more you know


New? I remember reading "Savage Love" six or seven years ago. Several times "santorum" was mentioned, even way back then.

no jew here just a saying i picked up from a buddy of mine

Since it's a UK article, has anyone mentioned knickerpicker.com? It's a handy online retail source for said items, with some, uh, healthy models there to show you the goods:

Link (new window)

One of my ex-girlfriends would occasionally have panties in her purse, but that is mainly because she had a shoplifting problem.

Spiralmonkey: I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.

Interestingly, my nickname is Lying, space filling cock.

Band name: space-filling crock

Underpants!