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(Daily Mail)   Over 40 percent of women carry sexy panties in their purse in case a date with somebody other than you goes better than expected   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 366
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2012-02-09 12:50:31 PM
Spiralmonkey: /Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.

How much explaining did that take? You sounds like you work at a great place...

Hey do you have extra panties in your purse? I mean, no not that I need a pair or want yours... I was um reading something on line and just need to know if you do or not... No I don't, but it is not about me, but seriously, do you???

/ ok I might have thought about this a bit more than it took to find out...
 
2012-02-09 12:51:30 PM
I'm sure that's the ONLY reason. ha!
 
2012-02-09 12:51:55 PM
Why carry one? I normally wear ready to go panties with or without the chance of getting laid...
 
2012-02-09 12:52:16 PM
protectyourlimbs: blondski: baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?

SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?

See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

Depends, there has to be a hot>hair ratio out there somewhere...


I have really fine blonde leg hair that isn't all that noticeable or scratchy. BUT I know some dark haired girls that have to shave almost daily to keep their fur in check. I just happened to luck out on that one attribute.
 
2012-02-09 12:52:59 PM
Someone have the chubby blonde bathed, and send her to my room...
 
2012-02-09 12:53:19 PM
Dear women: we don't care. Just take them off
 
2012-02-09 12:53:44 PM
HotWingConspiracy: We don't care what panties you're wearing so long as they drop.
 
2012-02-09 12:54:04 PM
blondski: baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?

SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?

See men don't care so much as long as your naked.


Hell, if a guy gets the slightest bit of horny into his blood stream, as long as you have at least one boob and a vagina and are willing to have sex you could just be a boob and a vagina stapled to Andre the Giant's dead corpse and still get some action.
 
2012-02-09 12:54:18 PM
Andrew Wiggin: keli_kitty: Why wouldn't you just wear your good panties to start?

dandruff?


Fancy panties generally are more expensive and maybe they don't want to wash them more than they have to thus extending their life?
 
2012-02-09 12:54:28 PM
I saw this link on the right side of YET ANOTHER DAILY MAIL link and just knew it would hit the site sooner or later.

And, FWIW, a woman that changes into her 'good panties' on a date or after a date is probably a bad long term thing anyway...girls that enjoy wearing "good panties" and will likely continue to wear them repeatedly keep good ones only.

unless it's that time of the month of course, but based off the context of this article, I'm guessing that's not happening at the moment.

so...if she's in teh grannies and has to change, she's putting up a front. if she in the black tong-ta-tong-tong-tong, you're good to go.
 
2012-02-09 12:54:46 PM
I have done this before, but not for the reasons suggested in the article, but rather for something dry to change into afterwards.
 
2012-02-09 12:54:51 PM
Oh and BIE

/EIP
 
2012-02-09 12:55:11 PM
Spiralmonkey: kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.
shameless excuse to print photos of models wearing lingerie.

/I'm okay with this
//It's better than most of what they print
 
2012-02-09 12:55:12 PM
protectyourlimbs:

Depends.....


I would probably draw the line there.
 
2012-02-09 12:55:34 PM
Its your own damn fault you been through hell. For some reason or another, seems like she kinda blames herself.
 
2012-02-09 12:55:51 PM
Are those the panties their mother laid out for them?
 
2012-02-09 12:56:09 PM
MENSTRUATION: I have done this before, but not for the reasons suggested in the article, but rather for something dry to change into afterwards.

Ooh. A leaker.

/Squirter?
//My bad. That was inappropriate.
 
2012-02-09 12:56:15 PM
Dear Sexy Knickers
I don't half fancy you
Meet me outside at 5:30
and we'll get it together
 
2012-02-09 12:56:50 PM
I'm pretty sure 90% of everything published anywhere these days is purely fiction created by underpaid/under-skilled 'journalists'....

1.) I've never heard of any girl doing this
2.) It's retarded. Even by woman standards.

What makes more sense....

A - Wear sexy underwear and if the date goes well, let the gentlemen remove your clothing and see it.
B - Wear granny panties and bring sexy underwear with you. Then, if the date is going well, sneak off somewhere and awkwardly change your underwear in some awkward location. Then, stick dirty granny panties into your purse and carry it with you for the rest of the night?

That's stupid.

// And this is depressing: Size 14 women are the most likely to wear a suspender belt or to sometimes not even bother with underwear at all
 
2012-02-09 12:58:01 PM
I took a poll of the women in my office and now I have to attend sexual harassment training.

A coworker was wearing a dress and had actually brushed her hair and such the other day, and looked...pretty, actually (not sexy - pretty). I started to say something, then realized that as a consultant (even if a long-term consultant, having been there for 7 months) there wouldn't be any training...just a door. I'm pretty sure she'd have taken it as a compliment if I said she looked nice, but there's the other women sitting nearby and then that small chance she'd think it was sexual...

And women wonder why men aren't romantic or chivalrous anymore. We've been trained to not say anything - it's so repressed now that it just blurts out when we have a moment where we can say something without legal or criminal repercussions :P
 
2012-02-09 12:58:32 PM
trappedspirit: blondski: baronvonzipper: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How You doin'?

SuperChuck: blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

How YOU doin?

See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

Hell, if a guy gets the slightest bit of horny into his blood stream, as long as you have at least one boob and a vagina and are willing to have sex you could just be a boob and a vagina stapled to Andre the Giant's dead corpse and still get some action.


I don't think that's normal. Maybe only for farkers.
 
Ehh
2012-02-09 12:58:51 PM
If that 40% look like those burlesque dancers from the other thread, why should I care?
 
2012-02-09 12:59:11 PM
Spiralmonkey: kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.


Even if by happenstance you are sitting with 6 women who are a randomized sampling of the target population, there's still about a 5% chance that if the 40% number is right and you just happened to select 6 women in that 60% group.

Of course, the 6 of them sitting next to each other might mean that they have a separate characteristic that makes them more likely to be part of the 60%.
 
2012-02-09 01:00:04 PM
ihatedumbpeople: And, FWIW, a woman that changes into her 'good panties' on a date or after a date is probably a bad long term thing anyway...girls that enjoy wearing "good panties" and will likely continue to wear them repeatedly keep good ones only.

hell yes. granny pants should be the exception not the rule.
 
2012-02-09 01:00:13 PM
Fourty per cent of men TotalFarker questioned by Sainsbury's said that they would not blink an eyelid if their date was wearing Shapewear.

Cause they like fat chicks, amiright?
 
2012-02-09 01:00:24 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob: I'm pretty sure 90% of everything published anywhere these days is purely fiction created by underpaid/underpants-skilled 'journalists'....

That's better.
 
2012-02-09 01:00:38 PM
I usually keep an extra pair handy in case I shiat myself.
 
2012-02-09 01:01:35 PM
littleshootingstar: Why carry one? I normally wear ready to go panties with or without the chance of getting laid...

crotchless?

/eip
 
2012-02-09 01:01:36 PM
I tease my roomate when she is getting ready for the night if she walks around in her sexy drawers I will say " oh getting laid tonight I see." or when she is wearing her ole ladie or period panties I will say "Poor guy aint gettin any tonight?". Depending on her mood depends on the reaction I get.
 
2012-02-09 01:02:14 PM
knightofargh: blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

This is correct.

Leg hair is also relatively fine.


I was flipping channels last night and caught ten minutes of some Showtime series about life in the corporate world, and there was a scene where a guy is making out with a gorgeous woman with a magnificent ass who has made it clear to him that she wants him to stick it in her pooper. However right before the get it on she stops to use the restroom and he's so freaked out by the thought she MIGHT be pooping that he flees the room and goes home. And I wondered from what alternate universe the show's writers hailed from? I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.
 
2012-02-09 01:04:58 PM
Spiralmonkey: kvinesknows: when I find panties in my wife's purse its because she has taken them off during the day

Why are you looking in your wife's purse for panties? Don't you have somewhere to keep your own?

/Quick straw poll of 6 girls sitting nearby - no-one does this, or has ever heard of anyone doing this. I have never done this. I deduce that TFA is a lying, space-filling crock.


Who is your employer, Daniel Tosh?
 
2012-02-09 01:05:10 PM
groppet: period panties

why would that matter?
 
2012-02-09 01:05:19 PM
Where the hell did they do the survey, in a bar? While drunk? With drunk respondants?

People, please think about the possibility of getting an STD or worse through casual sex, and DON'T DO IT!! Especially women, as you have more of a possible price to pay.

/Take care of yourselves, Farkers - you're worth it!
 
2012-02-09 01:05:39 PM
I carry a spare pair of women's panties around in my wallet, but that's just personal preference and has nothing to do with a date.
 
2012-02-09 01:05:45 PM
MadAzza: That's the same reason I carry all my S&M/bondage gear in the trunk of my car.
He might not have his own.


Well, hello there.

*waves*
 
2012-02-09 01:06:37 PM
blondski: I don't think that's normal. Maybe only for farkers.

that's correct. andre the giant would have to be alive.
 
2012-02-09 01:06:56 PM
stevetherobot: ...now I have to attend sexual harassment training.

Dude, you're supposed to take a poll OF the women in your office, not take a pole TO the women in your office.
 
2012-02-09 01:07:04 PM
MadAzza: That's the same reason I carry all my S&M/bondage gear in the trunk of my car.

He might not have his own.


Cory, that you? If not, "how you doin" and "kneel before Bird".
 
2012-02-09 01:07:33 PM
littleshootingstar: Why carry one? I normally wear ready to go panties with or without the chance of getting laid...

Click. Wait, what are you 12?
 
2012-02-09 01:08:38 PM
See. These things COULD make money in the U.S.

www.businesspundit.com

/hotlinked, like used panties

// panties!
 
2012-02-09 01:09:25 PM
This quote from Caitlin Moran probably sums it up best:

' Ladies! On how many occasions in the past year have you needed to wear sexy pants? In other words, to break this right down, how many times this year have you suddenly, unexpectedly, had sex in a brightly lit room, with a hard-to-please erotic connoisseur? Exactly. On those kind of odds, you might just as well be keeping a backgammon board down there, to entertain a group of elderly ladies in the event of emergencies. It's more likely to happen.'
 
2012-02-09 01:09:35 PM
blondski: Uhhhh I have never heard of any woman doing this. You're lucky if my legs have been shaved in the past 2 days.

Go on....
 
2012-02-09 01:09:39 PM
This just in: Women, like any other specimens of humanity besides the basement-dweller demographic, will change their appearance and demeanor to suit their current social situation, to meet a standard set by something known as "polite society."

/Quick, to the Romerojet!
 
2012-02-09 01:09:51 PM
Andrew Wiggin: blondski: I don't think that's normal. Maybe only for farkers.

that's correct. andre the giant would have to be alive.


Glad you have some standards
 
2012-02-09 01:09:55 PM
PsiChi: Where the hell did they do the survey, in a bar? While drunk? With drunk respondants?

People, please think about the possibility of getting an STD or worse through casual sex, and DON'T DO IT!! Especially women, as you have more of a possible price to pay.

/Take care of yourselves, Farkers - you're worth it!


Is it just me, or did it get a little Mormon in here all of a sudden?
 
2012-02-09 01:09:55 PM
MadAzza: That's the same reason I carry all my S&M/bondage gear in the trunk of my car.

He might not have his own.


so you carry extra panties in case he doesn't have his own?
 
2012-02-09 01:09:56 PM
PsiChi: Where the hell did they do the survey, in a bar? While drunk? With drunk respondants?

People, please think about the possibility of getting an STD or worse through casual sex, and DON'T DO IT!! Especially women, as you have more of a possible price to pay.

/Take care of yourselves, Farkers - you're worth it!


Are you a troll, or just someone who is totally on the wrong website? I can't think of any other possibilities in this situation.
 
2012-02-09 01:10:17 PM
Magorn: knightofargh: blondski: See men don't care so much as long as your naked.

This is correct.

Leg hair is also relatively fine.

I was flipping channels last night and caught ten minutes of some Showtime series about life in the corporate world, and there was a scene where a guy is making out with a gorgeous woman with a magnificent ass who has made it clear to him that she wants him to stick it in her pooper. However right before the get it on she stops to use the restroom and he's so freaked out by the thought she MIGHT be pooping that he flees the room and goes home. And I wondered from what alternate universe the show's writers hailed from? I cannot imagine ANY guy turning down Anal sex, much less anal sex with a stunning girl, under almost any circumstances, much less a squeamishness about hygiene.


yeah i thought the same thing about the scene in Superbad close to the end where the drunk girl is about blow Cera's character. He is being all Cera about it with the awkward when in reality his pants would have been off in a farking nanosecond. Same thing in that stupid Hall Pass movie when the main character is in the bathroom with the hot chick who basically strips and says "fark me".

stupid writing.
 
2012-02-09 01:10:22 PM
loki see loki do: Dear Sexy Knickers
I don't half fancy you
Meet me outside at 5:30
and we'll get it together


I'm free!
 
2012-02-09 01:10:28 PM
Meh, I've found the guys I'm going to sleep with rarely see me in my panties, they usually come off with my pants/skirt. They'd always rather see skin and I'm ok with that.
 
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