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For the first time in over 300 years England once again has a Prince of Wales who is capable of leading a charge of armored cavalry- AIR Cavalry that is
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FlyingLizardOfDoom
2012-02-09 09:36:02 AM
Umm, Wills is in line to be PoW. Harry is likely going to be a Duke all his life.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-09 09:56:57 AM
FlyingLizardOfDoom
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Harry is likely going to be a Duke all his life.
And when he was up he was up.
And when he was down he was down.
And when he was only halfway up, he was neither up nor down.
Flint Ironstag
2012-02-09 09:59:48 AM
William is going to look pretty stupid leading that charge with a Search And Rescue Sea King that hasn't got any guns....
Petit_Merdeux
2012-02-09 10:00:35 AM
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-09 10:24:53 AM
Slow clap.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-09 10:46:58 AM
DjangoStonereaver
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[djtravel.homestead.com image 329x447]
Slow clap.
Ah, Black humour.
NowhereMon
2012-02-09 10:50:37 AM
Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
Sybarite
2012-02-09 10:54:37 AM
I do so enjoy the bouquet of a petrol incendiary device shortly after sunrise.
Teknowaffle
2012-02-09 10:54:53 AM
NowhereMon
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Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
I have respect for people who fly stuff. I have a friend who flies helicopters for the Navy, and I knew it was going to be a lot of work for him, and he knew it would be too. But he didn't know how much. It seems like he does nothing buy study 40 hours a week, and then fly 2 minutes, and then go back to the books.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-09 10:58:27 AM
NowhereMon
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Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
But he never flew in combat.
His brother Andrew did fly missions during the Falklands Campaign, and ISTR
actually took fire on at least one occasion. But he wasn't a dedicated combatant;
rather he was a general shipboard helo pilot.
I have to admire Harry, really: he seems dead set on being a career soldier
and not relying on his family to slide by. In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations, but he is still pushing forward.
Flint Ironstag
2012-02-09 11:07:14 AM
NowhereMon
:
Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
Word on the street was that he was so useless that if he wasn't who he was he'd have been kicked out after a few days.
He only stopped flying after he took the controls of the Royal private jet, a BAe 146, and landed with a tailwind. Since the 146 does not have thrust reverse this was a very bad decision and badly damaged the jet. Landing with the wind is a pretty huge error but guess who got the blame? The RAF captain of the plane, for not overriding Charles and telling him not to do it. Yes, they blamed the serving RAF officer for not telling the Prince Of Wales he couldn't do something rather than the Prince himself for doing what he did.
That you should land against the wind is taught to pilots on day one. Before lunch.
Magorn
2012-02-09 11:36:17 AM
DjangoStonereaver
:
NowhereMon: Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
But he never flew in combat.
His brother Andrew did fly missions during the Falklands Campaign, and ISTR
actually took fire on at least one occasion. But he wasn't a dedicated combatant;
rather he was a general shipboard helo pilot.
I have to admire Harry, really: he seems dead set on being a career soldier
and not relying on his family to slide by. In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations, but he is still pushing forward.
I strongly suspect that someone capable of taking the prize at Apache gunnery school would hold a rank significantly higher than captain (which IIRC is the lowest rank a qualfied pilot holds) if they weren't worried about the appearance of nepotism
Random Discord
2012-02-09 11:51:10 AM
AIR Cav, AIR Mobile SON!
jackandwater
2012-02-09 11:53:02 AM
Sybarite
:
I do so enjoy the bouquet of a petrol incendiary device shortly after sunrise.
Cues up "Ride of the Valkyries"
Bondith
2012-02-09 11:54:34 AM
DjangoStonereaver
I have to admire Harry, really: he seems dead set on being a career soldier
and not relying on his family to slide by. In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations, but he is still pushing forward.
Traditionally, military leadership is what the royal family is *for*.
This quasi-competence they're showing is a rather recent innovation, though.
HawkEyes
2012-02-09 11:54:44 AM
Like him or hate him, it's cool to see royals actually doing things in service of their country (and becoming a pilot isn't easy no matter how much leeway you get from your title).
Magorn
2012-02-09 11:55:17 AM
Random Discord
:
AIR Cav, AIR Mobile SON!
Hajji Don't Surf!
snowybunting
2012-02-09 11:57:58 AM
Did you say
Bear
Cavalry?
/oh...AIR cavalry
cgraves67
2012-02-09 11:58:09 AM
Well, they used to have the Black Prince who was quite the warrior, now they have the Red Prince.
loaba
2012-02-09 11:58:31 AM
DjangoStonereaver
:
I have to admire Harry, really: he seems dead set on being a career soldier and not relying on his family to slide by. In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations, but he is still pushing forward.
_____________________________________________________________________ _
He's not going to be King because A.) Elizabeth II is gonna live forever, B.) when she finally does pass on Charlie is gonna take his shot and C.) William wants his go at the throne as well. Serving in the military is an honorable and respectable thing to do for a guy in his position.
I do respect Prince Harry, bad choice in Halloween costumes not withstanding.
hp6sa
2012-02-09 11:59:08 AM
Psssh. Air Cavalry is Worst Cavalry.
The order is:
1) Bear
2) Horse
3) Air
Crewmannumber6
2012-02-09 12:03:04 PM
When the Plantagenets retake the throne, I'm next in line
rocky_howard
2012-02-09 12:06:39 PM
FTFA:
Britain's defense ministry says Prince Harry has qualified as an Apache attack helicopter pilot,
graduating as the best co-pilot gunner in his class
after 18 months of training.
Surely his status as a Prince didn't have anything to do with it.
BigNumber12
2012-02-09 12:07:36 PM
Britain's defense ministry says Prince Harry has qualified as an Apache attack helicopter pilot,
graduating as the best co-pilot gunner in his class
after 18 months of training.
Why, what a coincidence. I'm sure it's the centuries of inbreeding that made him such a talented guy.
Broom
2012-02-09 12:07:53 PM
Flint Ironstag
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William is going to look pretty stupid leading that charge with a Search And Rescue Sea King that hasn't got any guns....
And you're going to look pretty dumb calling Harry "William."
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-09 12:12:01 PM
Magorn
:
DjangoStonereaver: NowhereMon: Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
But he never flew in combat.
His brother Andrew did fly missions during the Falklands Campaign, and ISTR
actually took fire on at least one occasion. But he wasn't a dedicated combatant;
rather he was a general shipboard helo pilot.
I have to admire Harry, really: he seems dead set on being a career soldier
and not relying on his family to slide by. In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations, but he is still pushing forward.
I strongly suspect that someone capable of taking the prize at Apache gunnery school would hold a rank significantly higher than captain (which IIRC is the lowest rank a qualfied pilot holds) if they weren't worried about the appearance of nepotism
He's 28 years old; granted he went right into the military out of high school
(or whatever the Brits call it) and started as a 2nd Louie (or would that be a
Leffy?), but it seems to me to make Captain before you're 30 is an indicator
that you've got something on the ball regardless.
Any ex-military Farkers want to chime in?
dittybopper
? Anyone?
CreativeFarkHandle
2012-02-09 12:15:01 PM
Crewmannumber6
:
When the Plantagenets retake the throne, I'm next in line
Gothnet
2012-02-09 12:16:28 PM
DjangoStonereaver
:
In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations.
Don't be taken in by that royal lineage stuff - his Father was a military man. A Major I believe...
Gothnet
2012-02-09 12:18:19 PM
Also yes - he's never going to be Prince of Wales, unless his brother dies.
Bookycrisp
2012-02-09 12:21:45 PM
Broom
:
Flint Ironstag: William is going to look pretty stupid leading that charge with a Search And Rescue Sea King that hasn't got any guns....
And you're going to look pretty dumb calling Harry "William."
Well it the subby's fault really. The title of Prince of Wales is only for the heir. So right now it's Charles. When he becomes king it will go to William. William is also in the military. I assumed he was talking about William as I DRTFA. It was only after reading comments I figured out that he was referring to Harry. Harry will only be Prince of Wales if William and Kate don't have any kids by the time William becomes king. This is highly unlikely.
maliklockett
2012-02-09 12:23:15 PM
Can't believe that this has not appeared yet
You say "Air Cav" This image should appear in your head. It's a rule
stevetherobot
2012-02-09 12:26:02 PM
FlyingLizardOfDoom
:
Umm, Wills is in line to be PoW. Harry is likely going to be a Duke all his life.
Duke sucks?
/Amidoinitright?
Intoxoman
2012-02-09 12:27:25 PM
DjangoStonereaver
:
Magorn: DjangoStonereaver: NowhereMon: Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
But he never flew in combat.
His brother Andrew did fly missions during the Falklands Campaign, and ISTR
actually took fire on at least one occasion. But he wasn't a dedicated combatant;
rather he was a general shipboard helo pilot.
I have to admire Harry, really: he seems dead set on being a career soldier
and not relying on his family to slide by. In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations, but he is still pushing forward.
I strongly suspect that someone capable of taking the prize at Apache gunnery school would hold a rank significantly higher than captain (which IIRC is the lowest rank a qualfied pilot holds) if they weren't worried about the appearance of nepotism
He's 28 years old; granted he went right into the military out of high school
(or whatever the Brits call it) and started as a 2nd Louie (or would that be a
Leffy?), but it seems to me to make Captain before you're 30 is an indicator
that you've got something on the ball regardless.
Any ex-military Farkers want to chime in? dittybopper? Anyone?
I thought he went to Sandhurst(British West Point) though I may be wrong. Pilots generally start out at 2nd Lt. You dont have to be a Captain to be a pilot.
loaba
2012-02-09 12:27:35 PM
Gothnet
:
DjangoStonereaver: In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations.
Don't be taken in by that royal lineage stuff - his Father was a military man. A Major I believe...
________________________________________
I think he's saying that dude's royal lineage means he'll never get significant time in theater. Once the opposition figures out where dude is serving, he'll be pulled out before anything bad happens.
While most people thinks it's a good thing to not get dead, for an officer, you need to be in the shiat to move up. Well, to be respected by your subordinates anyway.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-02-09 12:27:58 PM
FlyingLizardOfDoom
:
Umm, Wills is in line to be PoW. Harry is likely going to be a Duke all his life.
Henry Tudor and Bertie disagree.
Flint Ironstag
2012-02-09 12:28:26 PM
Broom
:
Flint Ironstag: William is going to look pretty stupid leading that charge with a Search And Rescue Sea King that hasn't got any guns....
And you're going to look pretty dumb calling Harry "William."
thatsthejoke.jpg
/Subby said "Prince Of Wales". Harry is not and never will be POW. William will be the next one. William flies SAR Sea Kings. Harry flies Apache.
chookbillion
2012-02-09 12:28:29 PM
NowhereMon
:
Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
And therefore
that
was the first and only time a Prince of Wales was flying for the royal navy.
Thwack
2012-02-09 12:29:26 PM
Crewmannumber6
:
When the Plantagenets retake the throne, I'm next in line
Yeah, well if the Stewarts ever make a comeback, I'm probably 742nd in line, behind my brother.
Flint Ironstag
2012-02-09 12:34:03 PM
chookbillion
:
NowhereMon: Prince Charles flew helicopters (and a variety of jet aircraft) while he was in the Royal Navy back in the '70s
And therefore that was the first and only time a Prince of Wales was flying for the royal navy.
Since Charles has been more or less the only POW in all the time the Royal Navy has had planes it's hardly surprising. The last POW before Charles was born in 1894...
DjangoStonereaver
2012-02-09 12:35:55 PM
loaba
:
Gothnet: DjangoStonereaver: In fact, his royal lineage seems to be
rather a hinderance to his military aspirations.
Don't be taken in by that royal lineage stuff - his Father was a military man. A Major I believe...
________________________________________
I think he's saying that dude's royal lineage means he'll never get significant time in theater. Once the opposition figures out where dude is serving, he'll be pulled out before anything bad happens.
While most people thinks it's a good thing to not get dead, for an officer, you need to be in the shiat to move up. Well, to be respected by your subordinates anyway.
Precisely,
loaba
.
(
Gothnet
's last jab was a reference to the long-discredited rumour that
Harry's father was James Hewitt, Diana's former lover.)
wiredroach
2012-02-09 12:36:48 PM
We can drop your boat anywhere it suits you, young Captain Wales.
Maul555
2012-02-09 12:38:26 PM
Good job... This latest generation of royals is doing Britain proud... I think though that this wouldn't be so if not for the queen mum and the hard lessons learned from the prior generation of royal fark-ups...
WhyteRaven74
2012-02-09 12:44:31 PM
*don't bust up laughing..must...not...start....laughing*
Wizard Drongo
2012-02-09 12:49:31 PM
DjangoStonereaver
:
(Gothnet's last jab was a reference to the long-
not-very-well
-discredited rumour that
Harry's father was James Hewitt, Diana's former lover.)
Fixed that for you.
urban.derelict
2012-02-09 12:52:17 PM
Speaking of the Prince of Wales...
WALES TALES, THE PRINCE OF WALES, LOST HIS TALES...
/ON NUMBER 2!
//NAY!
/WHO?
//4!
/NAY!
//WHO?
/3!
//GIZ
//GIZ
//GIZ
..don't know that game, huh?
loaba
2012-02-09 12:52:45 PM
Y'know, and this just occurred to me, but I'm willing to bet that ol' Harry is a helluva better military man than George H.W. Bush ever was. I think we would have heard some things by now, if he was fark-up like Bush.
Just say'n.
FreakyBunny
2012-02-09 12:56:02 PM
I think the Royal Family has made some pretty good moves since Diana died. I respect Charles a lot more than I did before, and I have a lot of respect for William and Harry and all they do to serve Queen and Country. I will be proud to have Charles as our King and probably more proud when William ascends.
I like that we still have the monarchy in Canada. The Queen is, despite what you may like to believe, a wise woman with a keen sense of history. She has over 80 years experience in diplomacy and foreign affairs...any PM would be a fool not to meet regularly with her and listen to her take on things. Charles is no slouch, either. Youtube some of his speeches and tell me he doesn't take his role seriously. The Princes' Trust is evidence of that.
A great series to watch is and gain perspective from "Monarchy with David Starkey". An entertaining and honest look at history... especially the last episode about the modern monarchy.
Gonz
2012-02-09 01:01:22 PM
loaba
:
George H.W. Bush
The decorated Naval Aviator? Shot down in the Pacific theater in WWII? By all accounts, he was pretty badass.
(You're thinking of the National Guard pilot.)
loaba
2012-02-09 01:03:48 PM
Gonz
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loaba: George H.W. Bush
The decorated Naval Aviator? Shot down in the Pacific theater in WWII? By all accounts, he was pretty badass.
(You're thinking of the National Guard pilot.)
_______________________________________
D'oh! So right, I was thinking of the younger (useless) Bush.
/ 1000 lashes
// w/ wet noodle
dittybopper
2012-02-09 01:04:29 PM
DjangoStonereaver
:
He's 28 years old; granted he went right into the military out of high school
(or whatever the Brits call it) and started as a 2nd Louie (or would that be a
Leffy?), but it seems to me to make Captain before you're 30 is an indicator
that you've got something on the ball regardless.
Any ex-military Farkers want to chime in? dittybopper? Anyone?
Don't look at me, I was enlisted.
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