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Sybarite
2012-02-09 10:01:46 AM
Yes, we've all wanted to shoot petitioners, but that doesn't mean we can go around doing it.
MeinRS6
2012-02-09 10:37:02 AM
ironical
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-09 10:45:34 AM
Guess they showed him
MaxxLarge
2012-02-09 11:35:17 AM
An activist took on the mission
Of pushing a safety petition.
He relished his work.
Or DID, 'til some jerk
Said "no" with some spare ammunition.
SurfaceTension
2012-02-09 11:56:03 AM
MeinRS6
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ironical
Ironicish
Keigh
2012-02-09 01:08:52 PM
shiat like this is exactly why I'm afraid to go out with my petitions for the marijuana initiative and "your Vote counts". St. Louis is full of stupid.
/and bullets
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-09 01:13:03 PM
The ironicity of this is ironilicious.
Andulamb
2012-02-09 01:13:22 PM
I know people are always complaining about improper uses of ironic, and I hate to be one of those people, especially since I'm still not clear on the correct usage of the word. But...
Isn't this like a firefighter being killed in a fire? Or a police officer being killed fighting crime? This guy was trying to make Missouri safer, which means Missouri isn't safe (at least he didn't think so). So rather than ironic it seems.... expected.
SnarfVader
2012-02-09 01:14:34 PM
Sounds ironic, but I'm not sure.
Help me Irony Police! You're my only hope!
eViLpOpTaRt
2012-02-09 01:14:37 PM
This is so sad. I'm sorry for him and his loved ones.
angry_scientist
2012-02-09 01:18:36 PM
Andulamb
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So rather than ironic it seems.... expected.
Uh, ironic would be the petitioner doing the shooting/beating to make it safer, or borrowing from Family Guy, supporting the death penalty to save lives
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-09 01:20:51 PM
Andulamb
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I know people are always complaining about improper uses of ironic, and I hate to be one of those people, especially since I'm still not clear on the correct usage of the word. But...
Isn't this like a firefighter being killed in a fire? Or a police officer being killed fighting crime? This guy was trying to make Missouri safer, which means Missouri isn't safe (at least he didn't think so). So rather than ironic it seems.... expected.
But his clothes were completely unwrinkled upon death, so it was ironic, that's how they can tell.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-02-09 01:21:25 PM
Sybarite
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Yes, we've all wanted to shoot petitioners, but that doesn't mean we can go around doing it.
Speak for yourself. I reserve the right to shoot them and Jehovah's Witnesses.
Keigh
2012-02-09 01:22:13 PM
also, I don't think this fits the actual definition of Irony.
For those of you still confused, the way I remember it is, it's Ironic if it is the
OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN.
and unfortunately, walking around St. Louis trying to talk to strangers carries a distinct possibility of getting shot. Therefore, not ironic, just depressing.
PunchDrunkPanda
2012-02-09 01:24:24 PM
If only he'd been carrying a fully-automatic assault weapon, this never would've happened.
Isolated irony, overzealous petitioner.
/bases covered
cards fan by association
2012-02-09 01:24:27 PM
St. Louis is so full of thugs and racists it's hard to be surprised.
nursedude
2012-02-09 01:25:45 PM
Is that why they call it the "Show Me" state?
Loaf's Tray
2012-02-09 01:26:44 PM
cards fan by association
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St. Louis is so full of thugs and racists it's hard to be surprised.
If there's any group of people I hate more than racists, it's thugged-out darkies...
thurstonxhowell
2012-02-09 01:26:46 PM
It's like rayeeayn on your wedding day
Keigh
2012-02-09 01:27:13 PM
cards fan by association
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St. Louis is so full of thugs and racists it's hard to be surprised.
I know you are probably trolling but I just "favorited" you in cardinals red and i just thought you would like to know that.
MayContainHorseGluten
2012-02-09 01:28:29 PM
Keigh
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also, I don't think this fits the actual definition of Irony.
For those of you still confused, the way I remember it is, it's Ironic if it is the OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN.
and unfortunately, walking around St. Louis trying to talk to strangers carries a distinct possibility of getting shot. Therefore, not ironic, just depressing.
Your comment is ironic.
/cue MAXIMUM_TROLLING.gif
CheekyMonkey
2012-02-09 01:30:33 PM
nursedude
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Is that why they call it the "Show Me" state?
Perhaps they need to rename it to the 'Shoot Me State'...
Big Man On Campus
2012-02-09 01:32:42 PM
cards fan by association
2012-02-09 01:36:06 PM
Keigh
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cards fan by association: St. Louis is so full of thugs and racists it's hard to be surprised.
I know you are probably trolling but I just "favorited" you in cardinals red and i just thought you would like to know that.
Neato, thanks! :)
Your Boss
2012-02-09 01:39:39 PM
Obviously, we DON'T WANT St. Louis to be safer. Geez!
Now get off my lawn.
protectyourlimbs
2012-02-09 01:39:43 PM
Missouri doesn't have pens, that's how they sign petitions...
Sock Ruh Tease
2012-02-09 01:41:13 PM
SurfaceTension
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MeinRS6: ironical
Ironicish
ferrous
Wait, what?
Raging Thespian
2012-02-09 01:41:31 PM
"I told you
I was sick
it was unsafe here."
That coward David Lopan
2012-02-09 01:46:20 PM
CheekyMonkey
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nursedude: Is that why they call it the "Show Me" state?
Perhaps they need to rename it to the 'Shoot Me State'...
It is, in the alternate universe.
/See, because there, ALL of America is the Show Me state.
EdNortonsTwin
2012-02-09 01:48:22 PM
eViLpOpTaRt
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This is so sad. I'm sorry for him and his loved ones.
As far as we know he pulled a six-shooter on his loved ones in that back alley.
Fish in a Barrel
2012-02-09 01:49:25 PM
The Safer Missouri thing is one of those misleading political names. It's about returning control of the St. Louis police department to St. Louis. What that has to do with a safer Missouri is unclear to me.
And in case you're wondering, the state took control of the police departments in St. Louis and Kansas City during the Civil War. They didn't want them to turn into impromptu militias.
SN1987a goes boom
2012-02-09 01:51:14 PM
"St. Louis man fatally shot", you could literally put ANYTHING after these words and it would old or common news.
madcan34
2012-02-09 01:54:01 PM
The exact same thing happened to Jesus except that he wasn't carrying a petition and he wasn't shot and he wasn't in St. Louis and I don't think this guy was a Jew.
Besides that it's the exact same thing.
Ihaveanevilparrot
2012-02-09 01:54:05 PM
Fish in a Barrel
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The Safer Missouri thing is one of those misleading political names. It's about returning control of the St. Louis police department to St. Louis. What that has to do with a safer Missouri is unclear to me.
So, you could say that the name of the petition itself is ironic, eh?
Russ1642
2012-02-09 01:54:51 PM
Pa said to shoot folks servn papers. I nicked the census man.
Harry Freakstorm
2012-02-09 01:58:46 PM
That's not really a great neighborhood. I used to work in that area. Kids would cut the chain link fence and break in to the cars parked in the back row.
Used to see the local gentry shooting their guns in to the air on the Fourth of July, New Years Eve or Shoot Your Damn Gun in to the Air Night. At least they shot up and not at.
Harry Freakstorm
2012-02-09 02:02:24 PM
Fish in a Barrel:
The Safer Missouri thing is one of those misleading political names. It's about returning control of the St. Louis police department to St. Louis. What that has to do with a safer Missouri is unclear to me.
It'll keep St. Louis safer by not allowing the police to form a militia and go off to support the Confederates.
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-02-09 02:05:27 PM
Russ1642
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Pa said to shoot folks servn papers. I nicked the census man.
That's a good boy.
Eoghan
2012-02-09 02:07:10 PM
This is why I don't like to hang out downtown in Dallas, Kansas City, St Louis or any place really big like that. I stay in the suburbs. Downtowns always a crater.
Rashaka13
2012-02-09 02:07:53 PM
A man who was found shot multiple times and carrying petitions to support A Safer Missouri's local control ballot initiative Tuesday night has died, according to police.
ITS LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
cgraves67
2012-02-09 02:12:46 PM
The day before:
[on the streets of St. Louis]
Petition man: "Sign my petition to make Missouri safer."
person: "Show me some statistics to reveal how dangerous it is in Missouri."
Petition man: "Look at these numbers."
person: *looks at statistics* "meh" *walks away*
Petition man: "These violence statistics just aren't shocking enough to make people sign my petition. What can I do to make these statistics more shocking?"
steverockson
2012-02-09 02:13:25 PM
Has anyone pointed out that this isn't ironic?
Fish in a Barrel
2012-02-09 02:14:13 PM
Another article says he was shot in the chest ten times. That sounds kind of personal.
ecl
2012-02-09 02:16:21 PM
Eoghan
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This is why I don't like to hang out downtown in Dallas, Kansas City, St Louis or any place really big like that. I stay in the suburbs. Downtowns always a crater.
Are you a retard or do you actually practice being stupid?
Loaf's Tray
2012-02-09 02:17:26 PM
steverockson
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Has anyone pointed out that this isn't ironic?
It was assumed. The "Ironic" tag is always used ironically...
Bukharin
2012-02-09 02:18:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoBmUEy7as
(new window) NSFW language
Speenog
2012-02-09 02:28:22 PM
Not so much ironic as it proves his point. Now he has solid data for his petition, which I'm sure he'd like if it weren't for the whole dead thing.
Another Government Employee
2012-02-09 02:28:32 PM
MaxxLarge
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An activist took on the mission
Of pushing a safety petition.
He relished his work.
Or DID, 'til some jerk
Said "no" with some spare ammunition.
+1
akula
2012-02-09 02:29:41 PM
Fish in a Barrel
:
The Safer Missouri thing is one of those misleading political names. It's about returning control of the St. Louis police department to St. Louis. What that has to do with a safer Missouri is unclear to me.
It has nothing to do with a safer MO. It's an attempt to get people to sign it without knowing what it is.
STLPD should be under the control of the city, but using misleading titles to garner just a little bit more support always rubs me the wrong way.
royone
2012-02-09 02:31:33 PM
Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a petition to a gun fight.
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