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2012-02-09 09:33:03 AM
Meh, like that's gonna stop those rabbits.
 
2012-02-09 09:36:42 AM
How many DNA points did that cost?!
 
2012-02-09 09:48:34 AM
Band name.
 
2012-02-09 10:08:35 AM
And here's the phrase that will save it: "Free beer!"
 
2012-02-09 10:12:02 AM
Electro-gonorrhea: The noisy killer.
 
2012-02-09 11:01:03 AM
img1.fark.net
 
2012-02-09 11:19:39 AM
i306.photobucket.com

What untreatable, drug-resistant clap might look like.
 
2012-02-09 11:24:27 AM

BKITU: [i306.photobucket.com image 480x360]

What untreatable, drug-resistant clap might look like.


That's not the face I was expecting with that GIF. Thanks for the early morning heart attack.
 
2012-02-09 11:26:46 AM
"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

But as for your penis, go at her va-jahy-na like there's no tomorrow and you're the last two humans.
 
2012-02-09 11:27:06 AM
Hook this up with TDR tuberculosis, and you've got one hell of a party!
 
2012-02-09 11:27:06 AM
should make for some interesting mouth sores too... :(
 
TWX
2012-02-09 11:27:57 AM

BKITU: [i306.photobucket.com image 480x360]

What untreatable, drug-resistant clap might look like.


I have now concluded that Gary Busey would have made an awesome silver-screen villain.
 
2012-02-09 11:28:25 AM

Mugato: Band name.


Came here to say that. You are really farking fast, dude.
 
2012-02-09 11:31:33 AM
It's going to get to the point where mandatory quarantining will become standard treatment.

All because so many fools can't control themselves and not spread an infection.
 
2012-02-09 11:34:19 AM
Is this the line for the new funk?

/gets in line
 
2012-02-09 11:34:29 AM
This is why we can't have nice things.
Like antibiotics. And one-night stands.
 
2012-02-09 11:35:04 AM
Just don't have sex with more than one person, and wait until you are married.
 
2012-02-09 11:35:52 AM
I'm just going to go ahead and be thankful that I'm married and hopeful that things remain so. Actually, my wife is a health educator at the local college... deals with STI prevention all the time.
 
2012-02-09 11:36:44 AM
It was only a matter of time.
 
2012-02-09 11:37:34 AM
You dont get untreatable std's when you practice abstinance.
 
2012-02-09 11:39:49 AM
Condoms, LOL.


I know people who've gotten STD's from the juice left on their pubes after you take the rubber off.

I also know women who've religiously used condoms, yet gotten STD's from the ball slap, baby, ball slap!
 
2012-02-09 11:40:28 AM

Mija: You don't get untreatable std's enjoy life when you practice abstinance.


FTFA
 
2012-02-09 11:40:33 AM

illegal.tender: Just don't have sex with more than one person, and wait until you are married.


It's only masturbation if there's one person there. You need two for it to be sex.
 
2012-02-09 11:41:22 AM
What tough gonorrhea looks like:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-02-09 11:41:40 AM

dwrash: It was only a matter of time.


I know, it WAS inevitable, but could we at least catch a break on the timing? I mean we're THIS close to curing AIDS, and ending the "Sex could kill you" decades. Was it really to much to ask for a couple of years of 70's-style, worry-free hedonism before this shiat popped up and ruined the party again?
 
2012-02-09 11:42:39 AM

Mija: You dont get untreatable std's when you practice abstinance.


So easy to say, so difficult to even want to do. I tried, in fact, I held out until after HS but my girlfriend at the time had no such motivation and sure enough she won.

I'm quite lucky I emerged from that relationship STI-free, as it turns out.
 
2012-02-09 11:43:32 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: How many DNA points did that cost?!


Madagascar has already shut its port.
 
2012-02-09 11:43:32 AM
Nature has an abstinence-only bias.
 
2012-02-09 11:47:43 AM
Quick somewhat related question: Am I the only one that sings "Gonorrhea" instead of "My Maria" when ever they hear that song? (Originally sung by BW Stevenson and now popular again with Brooks & Dunn)


Yea. Now you have that song stuck in your head. haha.
 
2012-02-09 11:48:10 AM
So, more like here-rrhea.
 
2012-02-09 11:50:07 AM
Condoms. Use a goddamn condom. This isn't difficult.
 
2012-02-09 11:51:18 AM

Danger Mouse: Quick somewhat related question: Am I the only one that sings "Gonorrhea" instead of "My Maria" when ever they hear that song? (Originally sung by BW Stevenson and now popular again with Brooks & Dunn)


Yea. Now you have that song stuck in your head. haha.


I usually sing "Diarrhea" but it would be fun to mix it up sometime.
 
2012-02-09 11:52:38 AM

Danger Mouse: Quick somewhat related question: Am I the only one that sings "Gonorrhea" instead of "My Maria" when ever they hear that song? (Originally sung by BW Stevenson and now popular again with Brooks & Dunn)


Yea. Now you have that song stuck in your head. haha.


I didn't before, but I will from now on. Thanks a lot.

It's the same with "Dirty Deeds" by ACDC. After watching this version (new window) I just can't hear the correct lyrics anymore.
 
2012-02-09 11:53:52 AM

maram500: "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

But as for your penis, go at her va-jahy-na like there's no tomorrow and you're the last two humans.


Thats was I do everytime.
 
2012-02-09 11:54:12 AM

IndyMBA: The Stealth Hippopotamus: How many DNA points did that cost?!

Madagascar has already shut its port.


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
 
2012-02-09 11:55:05 AM
there was an outbreak of it in the freshman class at my old hs last year..
 
2012-02-09 11:55:14 AM
Fun fact:
www.allmystery.de
If you get gonorrhea, and piss in people's faces, they puke.
Though it will cause you to lose health.

/hot like the fire that is green piss.
 
2012-02-09 12:06:35 PM
"Scientific American has actually written a fair amount on the done a super job of using the problem of antibiotic resistance in all its guises to scare kids into celebacy."

/good luck, doesn't work and makes you look stupid
//people gonna fark
 
2012-02-09 12:07:33 PM

shakespear: there was an outbreak of it in the freshman class at my old hs last year..


This one time at band camp,,,
 
2012-02-09 12:09:10 PM

Hack Patooey: What tough gonorrhea looks like:

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x205]


Day-um. Well played reference there. If I hadn't been watching Band of Brothers this week, that would have totally confounded me.

Liter +1
 
2012-02-09 12:09:23 PM
It's pretty easy to avoid gonorrhea. Just figure out who is 19 times more likely to have it, and don't have sex with them.
 
2012-02-09 12:12:33 PM
www.cadvanced.com
 
2012-02-09 12:16:24 PM
So, I normally open a Fark thread and just scroll down for pictures.

Why in the seven hells did I do that for this one, and thank the babby jebus I don't have to give my eyes alternating acid and rusty spoon treatments to clean them.
 
2012-02-09 12:16:53 PM
It burns when I pee, so I'm getting a real kick out of this thread.
 
2012-02-09 12:24:12 PM

rkiller1: Mugato: Band name.

Came here to say that. You are really farking fast, dude.


That's what she said, boo-ya!
 
2012-02-09 12:26:41 PM

BurnShrike: Danger Mouse: Quick somewhat related question: Am I the only one that sings "Gonorrhea" instead of "My Maria" when ever they hear that song? (Originally sung by BW Stevenson and now popular again with Brooks & Dunn)


Yea. Now you have that song stuck in your head. haha.

I didn't before, but I will from now on. Thanks a lot.

It's the same with "Dirty Deeds" by ACDC. After watching this version (new window) I just can't hear the correct lyrics anymore.


Not Clicking at work but I'm presuming that's "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"? Everytime I hear the original I simultaneously hear those lyrics combined with Hayseed Dixie's instrumentation...
 
2012-02-09 12:26:58 PM

naveline: Condoms, LOL.


I know people who've gotten STD's from the juice left on their pubes after you take the rubber off.

I also know women who've religiously used condoms, yet gotten STD's from the ball slap, baby, ball slap!


Ball Slap. Now there's a band name!
 
2012-02-09 12:36:39 PM
This is bad, but syphillus is nothing to clap about.
 
2012-02-09 12:41:22 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-09 12:53:04 PM
When I first read the headline, I read it as "dog-resistant gonorrhea" and I thought to myself:

images.pictureshunt.com

"I don't know what you have in mind for this weekend, but you can count me out...."
 
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