Thank you so much, BITW, for preemptively threadjacking what could have been a good thread. Tool.

My God, that website is ugly.

pizen: What if it was just one dwarf with six axes?

What you did there. I see it.

/let me do the thinking genius

I am not familiar with Ain't It Cool News, but is the website design a joke?

Best In The World: "Art has a double face, of expression and illusion, just like science has a double face: the reality of error and the phantom of truth." - Publilus Syrus

Ppl are going mad nutz fo this thing but I gotz 2 admit that I'm approaching this wit a modicum of caution. Remember tha star wars pre-quills? Bros were lined up down tha alley fo weeks 2 say that & we all kno how that turned out. I kno Peter Jaxson worked hard on tha OG trilogy but that's when he was broke & hungry. Now he's got swag so he want's 2 make tha paper w/ these half hearted $ grabs. If these fat catz in h-wood want my $ they should make a sequal ta 300 called 301. Or a pre-quill called 299. Whatevs.

LucklessWonder: My God, that website is ugly.


You should see the creator of that website.

Best In The World: B.L.Z. Bub: Thank you so much, BITW, for preemptively threadjacking what could have been a good thread. Tool.

I didn't jack shiat, bro. That's just like my opinion, dude. +1 if u kno what movie that quite iz from. I'm not 2 excited 4 this Hobbit cuz I been burned in the past. Thankfully Red Tails lives up 2 tha hype.



And that's the last time I respond to you, and I encourage everyone else to block this cocksucker, or at least stop responding to him. Jesus Christ, that shiat pisses me off.

I heard they called Connolly in to replace Howard Hesseman in the role.

Bf+: Best In The World: "Art has a double face, of expression and illusion, just like science has a double face: the reality of error and the phantom of truth." - Publilus Syrus

Ppl are going mad nutz fo this thing but I gotz 2 admit that I'm approaching this wit a modicum of caution. Remember tha star wars pre-quills? Bros were lined up down tha alley fo weeks 2 say that & we all kno how that turned out. I kno Peter Jaxson worked hard on tha OG trilogy but that's when he was broke & hungry. Now he's got swag so he want's 2 make tha paper w/ these half hearted $ grabs. If these fat catz in h-wood want my $ they should make a sequal ta 300 called 301. Or a pre-quill called 299. Whatevs.


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This is someones attempt at creating the next meow or whoopty. We've fallen so far from the days of Sunny Ray.

B.L.Z. Bub: Best In The World: B.L.Z. Bub: Thank you so much, BITW, for preemptively threadjacking what could have been a good thread. Tool.

I didn't jack shiat, bro. That's just like my opinion, dude. +1 if u kno what movie that quite iz from. I'm not 2 excited 4 this Hobbit cuz I been burned in the past. Thankfully Red Tails lives up 2 tha hype.

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And that's the last time I respond to you, and I encourage everyone else to block this cocksucker, or at least stop responding to him. Jesus Christ, that shiat pisses me off.

Yeah I'm putting him on ignore he's farking irritating.

Fark performance artists are kind of irritating. But the rage they inspire is kind of funny.

emocomputerjock: Sunny Ray

Now that's old school.

I'm sure Connolly did a foul-mouthed rant about LOTR in one of his shows.

Cagey B: Fark performance artists are kind of irritating. But the rage they inspire is kind of funny.

That's why I favorited him in green. In his ghetto/urban type posts are usually something germane to the topic, and odd little tidbits that make me think he isn't posting from a comp in Compton. But the accompanying anger in any thread he hits can be hilarious.

Bf+: Best In The World: "Art has a double face, of expression and illusion, just like science has a double face: the reality of error and the phantom of truth." - Publilus Syrus

Ppl are going mad nutz fo this thing but I gotz 2 admit that I'm approaching this wit a modicum of caution. Remember tha star wars pre-quills? Bros were lined up down tha alley fo weeks 2 say that & we all kno how that turned out. I kno Peter Jaxson worked hard on tha OG trilogy but that's when he was broke & hungry. Now he's got swag so he want's 2 make tha paper w/ these half hearted $ grabs. If these fat catz in h-wood want my $ they should make a sequal ta 300 called 301. Or a pre-quill called 299. Whatevs.


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A one trick pony.

Cagey B: Fark performance artists are kind of irritating. But the rage they inspire is kind of funny.

Personally, I just find him boring.

Wettner: I am not familiar with Ain't It Cool News, but is the website design a joke?

No. Just outdated. Harry the Hutt created it in 1996 and never felt the need to update the design. His reviews range It's a decent site, but I recommend sticking with reading only Quint, Nordling and/or Massawyrm. Harry Knowles is very masturbatory in his own reviews. And this review is a must read for its sheer WTF value.

pizen: What if it was just one dwarf with six axes?

That's about as realistic as the Italian mafia hiring an Irish hitman

B.L.Z. Bub: Best In The World: B.L.Z. Bub: Thank you so much, BITW, for preemptively threadjacking what could have been a good thread. Tool.

I didn't jack shiat, bro. That's just like my opinion, dude. +1 if u kno what movie that quite iz from. I'm not 2 excited 4 this Hobbit cuz I been burned in the past. Thankfully Red Tails lives up 2 tha hype.

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And that's the last time I respond to you, and I encourage everyone else to block this cocksucker, or at least stop responding to him. Jesus Christ, that shiat pisses me off.

umad bro?

/He mad
//Its slightly annoying, but chill out man

gunga galunga: Wettner: I am not familiar with Ain't It Cool News, but is the website design a joke?

No. Just outdated. Harry the Hutt created it in 1996 and never felt the need to update the design. His reviews range It's a decent site, but I recommend sticking with reading only Quint, Nordling and/or Massawyrm. Harry Knowles is very masturbatory in his own reviews. And this review is a must read for its sheer WTF value.

Outdated is an understand. AICN rivals the Drudge Report for the most obvious made in 1995 Notepad website currently in existence

pizen: What if it was just one dwarf with six axes?

+3 internets to you

I nomini patri ...

... understatement. I don't know what my fingers were thinking.

B.L.Z. Bub: I encourage everyone else to block this cocksucker, or at least stop responding to him. Jesus Christ, that shiat pisses me off.

You don't like it, so no one should. Got it.

Treygreen13: Bret McKenzie (of Flight of the Conchords) said he's in it, and has some lines.

So add him to the list too!

motherfarker was already in return of the king

"my lady, we must hurry"

""Free love, so bound, were freëst," said the King.
"Let love be free; free love is for the best" - Tennyson

Surely these plays of dwarves (who are most assuredly a mocking reference to the Scots, whom I shall toss out from a pub forthwith) cannot stand up to the Idylls of the King by the great Tennyson, whose prose fills both my heart and my shelves! Verily I would pay at least 10 shillings to watch a moving picture show of The Last Tournament, or perhaps be convinced to witness a dramatic re-telling of The Passing of Arthur, provided the theatre would not permit the street urchins and ruffians from laughing at the copious number of tears I would surely shed!

bhcompy: AICN rivals the Drudge Report for the most obvious made in 1995 Notepad website currently in existence

http://www.useit.com


maybe most popular

bhcompy: gunga galunga: Wettner: I am not familiar with Ain't It Cool News, but is the website design a joke?

No. Just outdated. Harry the Hutt created it in 1996 and never felt the need to update the design. His reviews range It's a decent site, but I recommend sticking with reading only Quint, Nordling and/or Massawyrm. Harry Knowles is very masturbatory in his own reviews. And this review is a must read for its sheer WTF value.

Outdated is an understand. AICN rivals the Drudge Report for the most obvious made in 1995 Notepad website currently in existence

Drudge has that animated siren GIF so I think it takes the trophy.

NoAppollonia: pizen: What if it was just one dwarf with six axes?

What you did there. I see it.

/let me do the thinking genius

I don't. But I am intrigued.

Purple_Jack: I'm sure Connolly did a foul-mouthed rant about LOTR in one of his shows.

sounds like a compliment

subby, shouldn't that be Tookin awesome?

I have nothing to say about him being in the Hobbit, but I really, really loved Journey To The Edge of the World. It honestly made me very proud of my home.


Also, why do people try to frickin' hard to get attention on Fark? It's pathetic. And if you're going to go with the same shtick every time, at least be clever about it.

Best In The World: Yo, if u think tha movie iz gonna b dope then go enjoy it. I said IMHO I am not going 2 throw caution 2 tha wind. I will not 2 excited. But tha truth is. I saw Lawd of Tha Rangs & I felt like I was on a treadmill. bUT that's JUST me, bro. Ur ppl are entitled 2 ur opinionz and gotdamnit are sum of u entitled, peace out girl scout!

You do know your "thing" is annoying, right?

Interesting. IMDB still lists Brian Blessed as Dain Ironfoot, (rumored). I guess we'll see.

Are there any Yanks in this flick?

Martin Freeman
Ian McKellen
Benedict Cumberbatch
Billy Connolly
Andy Serkis
James Nesbitt
Luke Evans
Stephen Fry
Christopher Lee
Cate Blanchett
Ian Holm
Orlando Bloom
Jordan Prentice
Warwick Davis
Peter Dinklage
Martin Henderson (Google him)

and

Elijah Wood?

Oops! So sorry, that was a terrible mistake!

IMDB still lists BRIAN BLESSED as Dain Ironfoot(rumored).

And here I thought the article was going to say they were making it a double feature with the Bankin-Rass version.

I really love Sylvester McCoy's hobbit adds

Radagast's Costume in The Hobbit - Sylvester McCoy reveals all! (new window)

Mugato: bhcompy: Outdated is an understand. AICN rivals the Drudge Report for the most obvious made in 1995 Notepad website currently in existence

I don't even care about its shiatty design. It's really turned into more of a news aggregated site. "Hey, Dark Horizons just posted this scoop!". Bought and paid for by the studios and Amazon.com. At least fark tells us when there's a sponsored link and the people are more civil.

True, but it's worth it for Quint's interviews alone. The guy knows how to get actors and directors to open up more than any other internet film geek out there.

Best In The World: AeAe: Best In The World: Yo, if u think tha movie iz gonna b dope then go enjoy it. I said IMHO I am not going 2 throw caution 2 tha wind. I will not 2 excited. But tha truth is. I saw Lawd of Tha Rangs & I felt like I was on a treadmill. bUT that's JUST me, bro. Ur ppl are entitled 2 ur opinionz and gotdamnit are sum of u entitled, peace out girl scout!

You do know your "thing" is annoying, right?

I got love 4U, bro. Sry 4 partying

I thought it would be better if you heard it from me.

Ramien: And here I thought the article was going to say they were making it a double feature with the Bankin-Rass version.

You shut your whore mouth!

Treygreen13: Bret McKenzie (of Flight of the Conchords) said he's in it, and has some lines.

I believe he was already in RotK as one of the Elves that is accompanying Arwen to the Grey Havens.