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(Celebitchy) Obvious Release the Cracken   (celebitchy.com) divider line 71
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2012-02-09 08:35:33 AM
She looks more and more like Courtney Love every day
 
2012-02-09 08:46:43 AM
+1, would laugh again
 
2012-02-09 10:53:18 AM
She's starting to look like Farah Fawcett.

I mean, Farah Fawcett as she is now.
 
2012-02-09 10:54:35 AM
RexTalionis: She's starting to look like Farah Fawcett.

I mean, Farah Fawcett as she is now.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-02-09 11:03:51 AM
She looks pretty damn good!

At 42 years old, I hope I look that good.
 
2012-02-09 11:06:51 AM
She looks fine for a 50 year old.
 
2012-02-09 11:19:21 AM
She looks like something that grew arms and legs and crawled out of a spent condom that's been left out in the sun too long.
 
2012-02-09 11:40:14 AM
Linda Evans is looking great!
 
2012-02-09 11:54:38 AM
Majick Thise: She looks more and more like Courtney Love every day

I have a coworker who is more twice her age, and is going through some very
traumatic health issues.

She looks better than Ms. Lohan does in these pictures.
 
2012-02-09 12:08:16 PM
I don't think she looked that bad
 
2012-02-09 12:08:46 PM
Despite all the crack, jail, drugs, alcohol, and probation, it was still possible to point to her old bikinis photos and say "Look! You're crazy if you wouldn't hit THAT."

But NOW.... now, I'm afraid this chapter is officially closed. They're two different people now; the old one is dead and irretrievably gone to us all.
 
2012-02-09 12:10:44 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Majick Thise: She looks more and more like Courtney Love every day

I have a coworker who is more twice her age, and is going through some very
traumatic health issues.

She looks better than Ms. Lohan does in these pictures.


Pics or GTFO.
 
2012-02-09 12:15:10 PM
maybe if she would quit with the blonde hair.
 
2012-02-09 12:18:59 PM
abhorrent1: I don't think she looked that bad

Seriously? She's in really rough shape. If she doesn't hit bottom soon, she'll be dead. Months, not years.
 
2012-02-09 12:20:44 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded: maybe if she would quit with the blonde hair.

Yeah, she desperately needs to go back to being a redhead. Do all the drugs you want but for the love of Jebus go back to being a redhead.
 
2012-02-09 12:23:25 PM
Does she look older than she is? You bet, hard drugs will do that.

Does she look better now than she has in years? Absolutely.

IMO people are ragging on her because it's the thing to do.
 
2012-02-09 12:23:31 PM
From the neck down she looks damn good and if it wasn't for the bleached out hair there would be no qualifier attached to that statement.
 
2012-02-09 12:23:52 PM
abhorrent1: I don't think she looked that bad

There are doctors called "optometrists" who could help you with that.
 
2012-02-09 12:29:07 PM
Oh my God...i mean...just..wow..i don't...i mean....OH MY GOD!!!!

//mark you calenders folks. On this date, 2/9/2012, I am speachless.
 
2012-02-09 12:29:26 PM
I had to put on my blu blockers to look at those.
/too much lens flare
 
2012-02-09 12:31:08 PM
Rose McGowan Loveslave: Oh my God...i mean...just..wow..i don't...i mean....OH MY GOD!!!!

//mark you calenders folks. On this date, 2/9/2012, I am speachless.


Evidently.
 
2012-02-09 12:31:59 PM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-09 12:39:00 PM
I can't click on the link since I'm still at work. But judging from the reactions in the thread, I'll be sure to drop by the store and pick up some eye bleach before going home tonight.
 
2012-02-09 12:39:53 PM
Rose McGowan Loveslave: Oh my God...i mean...just..wow..i don't...i mean....OH MY GOD!!!!

//mark you calenders folks. On this date, 2/9/2012, I am speachless.


You have the greatest user name I've ever seen on fark
 
2012-02-09 12:42:54 PM
the only thing i could think of while looking at these pictures are drugs are bad mmmkay
 
2012-02-09 12:44:56 PM
She's gonna leave a good looking corpse
 
2012-02-09 12:47:19 PM
www.celebitchy.com

I wouldn't hit that either. Not just once anyway.

/see her for the first time here and don't compare it to pictures from ten years ago
/platinum blonde is hard to make work
 
2012-02-09 12:48:12 PM
The headline was misleading, subby. Was hoping for sexy coin-slot action.

www.stockpicksandhotchicks.com

That's better!
 
2012-02-09 12:56:04 PM
madcan34: IMO people are ragging on her because it's the thing to do.

Or basically, the internet.
 
2012-02-09 12:58:20 PM
DeltaPunch: Rose McGowan Loveslave: Oh my God...i mean...just..wow..i don't...i mean....OH MY GOD!!!!

//mark you calenders folks. On this date, 2/9/2012, I am speachless.

Evidently.



Oh snap!
 
2012-02-09 12:59:10 PM
She really needs to stick the red hair and stay sober, 25 going on a rough 45 isn't working for her.
 
2012-02-09 01:06:23 PM
Hey Lindsay, Amy Winehouse's corpse called and said to get your shiat together.

/too soon?
 
2012-02-09 01:22:29 PM
She's only 25 and looks like that. Sad.
 
2012-02-09 01:23:18 PM
I've seen an albino woman with hair like that, that was many many years ago. She was absolutely beautiful. Her boyfriend (or whatever he was) was a very very small, overall goofy looking man that looked very controlling. Nobody understood why she was with him.

Lindsay here... hmmm....errr..... the hair is the best features in those pictures.

She look ready to declare that she has skin cancer or something...


/fine example of youth being wasted on the young.
 
2012-02-09 01:34:16 PM
abhorrent1: I don't think she looked that bad

I'm not sure I would have recognized her without any cuing from this headline or TFA; I would have guessed her to be in her 40s, but the woman is in fact nearly 10 years my junior!

I'm not inclined to mock her for once, as this is just getting sad.
 
2012-02-09 01:35:25 PM
static.tvfanatic.com

"That's right. I Fez'd that before it smelled like an ashtray."
 
2012-02-09 01:38:17 PM
Still burning through the Playboy cash, I see.
 
2012-02-09 01:40:17 PM
Farkn Yaj Yenrac: From the neck down she looks damn good and if it wasn't for the bleached out hair there would be no qualifier attached to that statement.

because you can't see the puffy eyes and yellow teeth from the back, amirite?
 
2012-02-09 01:41:24 PM
she is way too young to look that rough. poor girl, she is hardly recognizable.
 
2012-02-09 01:45:19 PM
Looks to me like somebody hit her with a scrub brush and some industrial strength cleaner. She looks better than usual.
 
2012-02-09 01:47:22 PM
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Gotti, blonde hair, red carpet

... aaand I'm spent.
 
2012-02-09 01:49:46 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: RexTalionis: She's starting to look like Farah Fawcett.

I mean, Farah Fawcett as she is now.

My thoughts exactly.


Yeah, seconded. Holy...!
 
2012-02-09 01:56:33 PM
Okay America. She's a sweet old lady, but I think the recent Betty White infatuation has gotten a little played out.

That is Betty White, isn't it?
 
2012-02-09 02:03:51 PM
abhorrent1: I don't think she looked that bad

I knew someone who said the same about Amy Winehouse, right before the tragedy. He also insisted she was 100% clean and sober, and had been so for years.

/River in Egypt.
 
2012-02-09 02:05:59 PM
She looks like she has had bad plastic surgery. I had to look up her age because she looks like she is in her 40's but really she is 25 turning 26.
 
2012-02-09 02:18:43 PM
My office dead pool won't even allow her in play, because she's such an obvious soon-to-die choice.
 
2012-02-09 02:43:54 PM
I'll agree with most people here and say that if I didn't know who she was and saw her on the street, I would think she's a kinda hot barfly in her late 30s or early 40s. The fact that she was one of the hottest young starlets in a long time not a couple years ago and the fact that that she's still in her mid 20s is just sad. Its not even entertaining anymore.
 
2012-02-09 02:45:21 PM
I thought she looked pretty good in Machete. I think so, anyway, I was pretty drunk when I watched it.
 
2012-02-09 02:46:46 PM
The end of her nose is starting to look like Michael Jackson's.
 
2012-02-09 02:47:05 PM
discgolfguru: I thought she looked pretty good in Machete. I think so, anyway, I was pretty drunk when I watched it.

She also had a lot of body double work, so who knows how much was real or even her.
 
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