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(First Coast News) Dumbass Party City isn't supposed to be about a party in your pants but surveillance video shows that's what it's become for shoplifters   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 20
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jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-02-09 09:02:27 AM
"Everybody, every one pays more because shrinkage is figured into the mark up. It is always going to get passed on to the customers. You are going to pay more because somebody does not pay at all," he said.

That's how capitalism works. That's how welfare works. That's how society works.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2012-02-09 09:06:31 AM
Eh, good for them. The less a company makes from reselling one-time use Chinese crap, the better.
 
Sprint111 [TotalFark]
2012-02-09 09:09:29 AM
Guidette Frankentits: Eh, good for them. The less a company makes from reselling one-time use Chinese crap, the better.

How about we say Chinese-made crap? "Chinese crap" is the stuff that comes out of my rear =P
 
HotWingConspiracy
2012-02-09 09:13:48 AM
"Everybody, every one pays more because shrinkage is figured into the mark up. It is always going to get passed on to the customers. You are going to pay more because somebody does not pay at all,"

"We're going to pass the costs of our shiatty security on to our legitimate customers"
 
specialk111
2012-02-09 09:14:52 AM
Loves pants parties:
roxpile.com

/and of course lamp
 
GORDON
2012-02-09 09:24:43 AM
Ahhh, the entitlement mindset... the engine of the cart taking us all to hell.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2012-02-09 09:27:50 AM
 
Incog_Neeto
2012-02-09 09:30:13 AM
HotWingConspiracy: "Everybody, every one pays more because shrinkage is figured into the mark up. It is always going to get passed on to the customers. You are going to pay more because somebody does not pay at all,"

"We're going to pass the costs of our shiatty security on to our legitimate customers"

What are they supposed to do? You try to grab her and you can get sued. The retailer is in a no win situation here.
 
Irving Maimway
2012-02-09 09:34:13 AM
images1.makefive.com

THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS! THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS!

//Has a toddler
//Watching Yo Gabba Gabba makes me was to do shrooms again.
 
hodge-podge
2012-02-09 09:43:33 AM
Irving Maimway: [images1.makefive.com image 420x281]

THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS! THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS!

//Has a toddler
//Watching Yo Gabba Gabba makes me was to do shrooms again.

You sure you didn't do too many?
 
HotWingConspiracy
2012-02-09 09:46:31 AM
Incog_Neeto: HotWingConspiracy: "Everybody, every one pays more because shrinkage is figured into the mark up. It is always going to get passed on to the customers. You are going to pay more because somebody does not pay at all,"

"We're going to pass the costs of our shiatty security on to our legitimate customers"

What are they supposed to do? You try to grab her and you can get sued. The retailer is in a no win situation here.

No, you don't get sued. People are detained by store staff all the time.
 
NeoBad
2012-02-09 09:51:11 AM
Are you sure that is nacho cheese?

Well when I was running from the store the clerk was calling after me, "Dat nacho cheese, Dat nacho cheese....."
 
no icon tact
2012-02-09 09:59:48 AM
hodge-podge: Irving Maimway: [images1.makefive.com image 420x281]

THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS! THERE'S A PARTY IN HIS PANTS!

//Has a toddler
//Watching Yo Gabba Gabba makes me was to do shrooms again.

You sure you didn't do too many?

Psilly quesiton
 
zinny
2012-02-09 10:13:07 AM
Damed if I'd wipe my mouth with those napkins...
 
BHK
2012-02-09 12:35:32 PM
Translation: "I punish my customers because thieves steal from me." Suggestion to those intending to patronize Party City: Find another store. The owner of Party City hates you.
 
kiehlster
2012-02-09 02:02:17 PM
QOTY award: "Business is business and shrinkage is part of business"
 
Fark Master Flex
2012-02-09 02:22:56 PM
sidesalad.net

plus

bacon.iseenothing.com

equals party in my pants.

/ Was he giving himself the Aunt Jeremiah treatment?
// DNRTFA
 
JesusHoffaChrysler
2012-02-09 08:40:18 PM
Separated at Birth??

www.firstcoastnews.com


and


img713.imageshack.us
 
domo_kun_sai
2012-02-09 09:23:59 PM
So they spent Thousands of dollars, on new cameras, to watch people steal.
It seems they have caught no one.
 
northguineahills
2012-02-09 11:57:12 PM
When my hometown makes Fark, it's usually for shiat like this.

/sigh, pretty accurate description of the suburban wasteland anyways.

//whar the FL tag, whar!???
 
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