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(Fox News) Followup Remember that guy who wants to adopt his 42-year-old girlfriend? His kids have asked a judge to block the adoption because they don't want to have a mom-sister, like so many of their friends in the Panhandle do   (foxnews.com) divider line 61
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2012-02-09 09:19:44 AM
The motion says if Goodman wanted to protect Hutchins and take care of her financially "the obvious solution would be to marry her -- not to make her his child."

Obviously this is a followup, which means y'all have already discussed this before. But I'm going to say anyway that if he marries her she can divorce him and sue him for "her share" of his wealth. Whereas if she's considered his child, he can give her money as he sees fit, but is under no obligation to do so.
 
2012-02-09 10:53:57 AM
"My gawd, ya doin it backwods!"

www-deadline-com.vimg.net
 
2012-02-09 11:26:34 AM
This guy drunkenly ran a stop sign in his Bentley and flipped another guy's car into a drainage canal, leaving him trapped upside down and drowning in muck. That has to be in the top 20 most terrifying ways to die.
 
2012-02-09 11:27:16 AM
I wasn't around for the original thread on this, but has anyone mentioned yet that this exact same thing was tried by two men in the 70s (80s?) and struck down as contrary to public policy?

/don't remember the state
//law school getting more and more hazy as time progresses...
///thank god. :-/
 
2012-02-09 11:29:15 AM
Is it just me or does that guy look like the lawyer on Breaking Bad who's also named Goodman? Better call Saul!
 
2012-02-09 11:29:23 AM
In other news. He can still leave her in his will. He can also tell the lawyer to mail out letters 6 months after saying that his beloved daughter/girlfriend is happy with what she got from his death.
 
2012-02-09 11:29:57 AM
The question and answer is 42.
 
2012-02-09 11:31:22 AM
cwolf20: In other news. He can still leave her in his will.

If he's trying to shield assets from the wrongful death suit, that won't help.
 
2012-02-09 11:31:41 AM
This guy is going way out of his way for wincest.
 
2012-02-09 11:32:08 AM
jaylectricity: The motion says if Goodman wanted to protect Hutchins and take care of her financially "the obvious solution would be to marry her -- not to make her his child."

Obviously this is a followup, which means y'all have already discussed this before. But I'm going to say anyway that if he marries her she can divorce him and sue him for "her share" of his wealth. Whereas if she's considered his child, he can give her money as he sees fit, but is under no obligation to do so.


IIRC he adopted her instead of marrying her because the trust for the kids wouldn't be touched if/when he's found civilly liable for the death, but anything he gave her as his wife would be considered a joint asset and could be seized.
 
2012-02-09 11:32:16 AM
I assume you mean the Florida one, right?
/Californian in a family of Texans
 
2012-02-09 11:35:46 AM
"Hi, Missy!"

"I mean, Hi mom...."
 
2012-02-09 11:36:14 AM
a57.foxnews.com

You Gonna Get Adopted
 
2012-02-09 11:38:17 AM
This guy is such a total douche. I really hope the wrongful death suit takes huge bite out of his assets.
 
2012-02-09 11:38:44 AM
Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.
 
2012-02-09 11:41:40 AM
cig-mkr: Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.

It wouldn't be his step-daughter, she would legally be his daughter (which legally is probably about the same as a step-daughter). And I'm confident that most states do not differentiate between adopted and natural children in their incest laws.
 
2012-02-09 11:42:52 AM
Yeah but who is he intending to leave his "Douche-Bag of the Century" award to?
 
2012-02-09 11:43:01 AM
cig-mkr: Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.

With it being an adoption, she wouldn't be his stepchild, she'd be his daughter. It would be pretty funny if his cunning plan to shield his assets ended up with him getting arrested for incest.
 
2012-02-09 11:44:35 AM
I bet John Goodman the actor is really pissed.
 
2012-02-09 11:45:26 AM
The point of the adoption, as I recall, is to get his hands on some of the money locked up in trust funds of which his children are beneficiaries, which is naturally something which his children may not care for seeing as it reduces their share substantially.

The issue is not protecting his girlfriend's future or avoiding taxes, a divorce settlement, or what not, but using her as a cat's paw to get money he badly needs because of cash flow problems right now but can not legally touch. As a child, she gets an equal share of the money and he is presumably counting on her to be grateful enough to supply him with the money he needs now (perhaps due to a promise of marriage or a cut of the cash).

It's just a straight out raid on the trust fund to benefit himself financially. In equity, it should probably not be allowed by a court, because it violates the purpose of the trust fund. In the real world, of course, trustees and guardians have been robbing children of their trusts for centuries, and he might succeed, but the children in question seem to be adults, which means they can stand up for their own interests.
 
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2012-02-09 11:46:26 AM
step-mom-sister

man-bear-pig
 
2012-02-09 11:47:57 AM
assets.rollingstone.com
If adopting you is wrong dear, I don't want to be right.
 
2012-02-09 11:48:29 AM
brantgoose: The point of the adoption, as I recall, is to get his hands on some of the money locked up in trust funds of which his children are beneficiaries, which is naturally something which his children may not care for seeing as it reduces their share substantially.

The issue is not protecting his girlfriend's future or avoiding taxes, a divorce settlement, or what not, but using her as a cat's paw to get money he badly needs because of cash flow problems right now but can not legally touch. As a child, she gets an equal share of the money and he is presumably counting on her to be grateful enough to supply him with the money he needs now (perhaps due to a promise of marriage or a cut of the cash).

It's just a straight out raid on the trust fund to benefit himself financially. In equity, it should probably not be allowed by a court, because it violates the purpose of the trust fund. In the real world, of course, trustees and guardians have been robbing children of their trusts for centuries, and he might succeed, but the children in question seem to be adults, which means they can stand up for their own interests.


esp since he is about to lose the rest of his money ..
his poor gf with have nothing .... LOL
 
2012-02-09 11:50:11 AM
Moopy Mac: And I'm confident that most states do not differentiate between adopted and natural children in their incest laws.

Actually, you'd be wrong. Here's Florida:
826.04 Incest.--Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he or she is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

(Consanguinity means shared blood - i.e. not adopted kids).

Here's Alaska (clearer example):
Alaska -- AS 11.41.450. -- Incest.
(a) A person commits the crime of incest if, being 18 years of age or older, that person engages in sexual penetration with another who is related, either legitimately or illegitimately, as
(1) an ancestor or descendant of the whole or half blood;
(2) a brother or sister of the whole or half blood; or
(3) an uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece by blood.


Compare to Alabama (which makes the distinction, but includes both):
Alabama -- Section 13A-13-3 -- Incest
(a) A person commits incest if he marries or engages in sexual intercourse with a person he knows to be, either legitimately or illegitimately:
(1) His ancestor or descendant by blood or adoption; or
(2) His brother or sister of the whole or half-blood or by adoption; or
(3) His stepchild or stepparent, while the marriage creating the relationship exists; or
(4) His aunt, uncle, nephew or niece of the whole or half-blood.


So, actually most states do differentiate, but then apply the law in different ways, so check your jurisdiction.
 
2012-02-09 11:50:42 AM
this guy is an a$$hat. he needs to own up to his mistake and pay the consequences for his actions.
 
2012-02-09 11:51:50 AM
schubie: This guy drunkenly ran a stop sign in his Bentley and flipped another guy's car into a drainage canal, leaving him trapped upside down and drowning in muck. That has to be in the top 20 most terrifying ways to die.

wonkette.com

/I'm not even a Ted Kennedy hater
 
2012-02-09 11:51:51 AM
I think his adopted daughter is screwed.........again.
 
2012-02-09 11:53:21 AM
cig-mkr: Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.

There is a more important law that says you cannot transfer ownership of assets when faced with judgement/settlement. This guy drove drunk and killed someone now is trying to move his money out of reach.
 
2012-02-09 11:55:13 AM
schubie: This guy drunkenly ran a stop sign in his Bentley and flipped another guy's car into a drainage canal, leaving him trapped upside down and drowning in muck. That has to be in the top 20 most terrifying ways to die.

then walks away from the accident to a friends house w/o reporting it.
 
2012-02-09 11:55:28 AM
This case is so far beyond weird I'm speechless.
 
2012-02-09 11:56:52 AM
I want to "adopt" the girl in the Road Kill teeshirt ads appearing on the main page.
 
2012-02-09 12:03:29 PM
Moopy Mac: cig-mkr: Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.

It wouldn't be his step-daughter, she would legally be his daughter (which legally is probably about the same as a step-daughter). And I'm confident that most states do not differentiate between adopted and natural children in their incest laws.


You are right, she would be his daughter, and that would constitute incest !
Can see the Fark ready headline now: Man charged with incest for having sex with his wife!
 
2012-02-09 12:08:02 PM
Isn't this guy supposedly facing a 30 year prison sentence if convicted on criminal charges? He won't be able to touch his millions and he'll probably die in prison. This guy has no conscience considering he doesn't want to pay restitution for murdering someone with his car.
 
2012-02-09 12:12:37 PM
Yeah this is one of those times you should just man up and face the consequences. I understand he is trying to help out his family but he farked up another family for the rest of their lives.
 
2012-02-09 12:12:45 PM
I know this is Florida and all but what I don't understand is why he'd be able to adopt her in the first place. Seems that having sex with the person you're looking to adopt would make you an unfit parent in the eyes of most adoption courts, but maybe that's just me.
 
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2012-02-09 12:13:47 PM
schubie: This guy drunkenly ran a stop sign in his Bentley and flipped another guy's car into a drainage canal, leaving him trapped upside down and drowning in muck. That has to be in the top 20 most terrifying ways to die.

So? It was just a peasant.
 
2012-02-09 12:14:10 PM
DubyaHater: Isn't this guy supposedly facing a 30 year prison sentence if convicted on criminal charges? He won't be able to touch his millions and he'll probably die in prison. This guy has no conscience considering he doesn't want to pay restitution for murdering someone with his car.

He left the scene - no surprise he doesn't want to pay.
 
2012-02-09 12:20:32 PM
Holy crap, look at his picture. Not only does he have the face of a smug scumbag, he's got the look of a man who is saying "This is all going to blow over, and I'm totally going to get away with it."

Which in all likelihood, he will.
 
2012-02-09 12:20:56 PM
yoursafewordisharder: I know this is Florida and all but what I don't understand is why he'd be able to adopt her in the first place. Seems that having sex with the person you're looking to adopt would make you an unfit parent in the eyes of most adoption courts, but maybe that's just me.

And why is there adult adoption anyway?
 
2012-02-09 12:25:13 PM
And people claim gays are a threat to the traditional family.
 
2012-02-09 12:34:30 PM
schubie: This guy drunkenly ran a stop sign in his Bentley and flipped another guy's car into a drainage canal, leaving him trapped upside down and drowning in muck. That has to be in the top 20 most terrifying ways to die.

I wonder if he's related to the Kennedys.
 
2012-02-09 12:37:30 PM
your average maint. man: schubie: This guy drunkenly ran a stop sign in his Bentley and flipped another guy's car into a drainage canal, leaving him trapped upside down and drowning in muck. That has to be in the top 20 most terrifying ways to die.

then walks away from the accident to a friends house w/o reporting it.


He puts time and thought to protecting his wealth but leaves a young kid to die for 42 minutes while he ran away from his personal responsibility of saving this kids life.

FARK HIM, Fark his family, and Fark his money. Hell is too good for some aholes.
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2012-02-09 12:41:02 PM
dv-ous: And why is there adult adoption anyway?

Retards, disabled people....there are legitimate reasons why an adult could be adopted so someone else can take care of them.

This, however, is not one of them.
 
2012-02-09 12:48:17 PM
cig-mkr: Moopy Mac: cig-mkr: Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.

It wouldn't be his step-daughter, she would legally be his daughter (which legally is probably about the same as a step-daughter). And I'm confident that most states do not differentiate between adopted and natural children in their incest laws.

You are right, she would be his daughter, and that would constitute incest !
Can see the Fark ready headline now: Man charged with incest for having sex with his wife!


There was a guy in MD a few years back that was charged with Statutory Rape for having sex with his wife. The prosecutor took the view that while you can get married at age 14 in MD with parental consent, that did not change the fact that MD's Age of Consent was 16 (the groom was 28 BTW)
 
2012-02-09 12:59:58 PM
dv-ous: yoursafewordisharder: I know this is Florida and all but what I don't understand is why he'd be able to adopt her in the first place. Seems that having sex with the person you're looking to adopt would make you an unfit parent in the eyes of most adoption courts, but maybe that's just me.

And why is there adult adoption anyway?


I know for estate planning reasons adopting your adult step-children is a wise decision. Some step-parents never get around to adopting their step-children while they are young.

If the step-parent dies and no will or estate plan exists naming the step-children, the UN-adopted step children, no matter how long they have been cared for by the step-parent, are not considered heirs in the eyes of the law. If the biological parent is no longer alive for the estate to pass to, the step-children are entitled to nothing, and that includes any grand-children sired by the UN-adopted step-children and so forth.

Interesting side note; in CA you cannot adopt anyone you are in a sexual relationship with.
 
2012-02-09 01:01:22 PM
monoski: cig-mkr: Isn't there some sort of law or code that says you aren't allowed to have sex with your stepchild? Maybe the guy has a wife / daughter fetish.

There is a more important law that says you cannot transfer ownership of assets when faced with judgement/settlement. This guy drove drunk and killed someone now is trying to move his money out of reach.


I don't think so. A court has ruled that the trust fund for his kids is already out of reach. He's trying to adopt his girlfriend so she gets a third of said trust fund, thus giving her (and him) access to a bunch of money that should rightfully be going to his real kids.

Karma would like 1) the adoption to be upheld, 2) his girlfriend to grow a conscience, not withdraw any of the money, and break up with him, and 3) as he's driving home from the trial in which he's found guilty of manslaughter, a drunk driver runs him off the road, and he drowns, trapped in his car, in the same canal as his victim died.
 
2012-02-09 01:03:17 PM
Theaetetus

If he's trying to shield assets from the wrongful death suit, that won't help.


I read that as wrongful death slut. Somehow
 
2012-02-09 01:04:53 PM
stevetherobot: And people claim gays are a threat to the traditional family.

There's nothing in the bible about not being able to adopt your 42-year-old girlfriend for purposes of maintaining your lavish lifestyle at the expense of your biological children's future. I'm sure if God was against it, he would have mentioned it in at least a couple of the Gospels.
 
2012-02-09 01:23:40 PM
cwolf20: wrongful death slut.

That is an awesome metal band name if I have ever heard one.
 
2012-02-09 01:23:41 PM
It is sad that the main thing I got out of that article is that he named his bio kids Lili and Willie.
 
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