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		One legged cocaine dealer runs away from police by hopping. Really, Florida? I mean, really? (jacksonville.com)		36
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Spoon over Marin

2012-02-09 08:29:14 AM

Hopped up on drugs?

jaylectricity

2012-02-09 09:11:28 AM

He might have been able to cop a mercy plea for personal use, but when they found 120 grams of coke in his ass he had no leg to stand on.

SecretAgentWoman

2012-02-09 09:25:31 AM

It's been happening in that corner of the world for centuries...
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indylaw

2012-02-09 10:57:01 AM

The sad thing is that Floridians are forced into the drug trade by crushing poverty. Tallahassee needs to do more to help people stand on their own two feet.

PsyLord

2012-02-09 10:57:08 AM

/obligatory

H31N0US

2012-02-09 10:57:24 AM

As Wyman was searched at the Duval County jail police discovered a bag with 120 grams of cocaine concealed in his body.

And one watch.

Kanemano

2012-02-09 10:57:26 AM

street name "Pogo"

dj_spanmaster

2012-02-09 10:59:08 AM

To be fair, he left a red herring - a pile of doughnuts dusted in coke.

imnotadoctor

2012-02-09 11:00:19 AM

FTFA - "As Wyman was searched at the Duval County jail police discovered a bag with 120 grams of cocaine concealed in his body."

www.denofgeek.com

TehBoognish

2012-02-09 11:00:46 AM

Where else subby?

Sefton

2012-02-09 11:00:55 AM

Really?!

martid4

2012-02-09 11:01:37 AM

On his way to an ass kicking contest...

Sybarite

2012-02-09 11:02:50 AM

They caught him near IHOP.

cgraves67

2012-02-09 11:05:38 AM

"You're cops are so fat, they lost a foot race to a one-legged man."

I like that.

pervvywanker

2012-02-09 11:06:19 AM

Floridian?
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Rufus Lee King

2012-02-09 11:08:16 AM

"I am invincible!"

"You're a looney!"

www.intriguing.com

dj_spanmaster

2012-02-09 11:09:10 AM

indylaw: The sad thing is that Floridians are forced into the drug trade by crushing poverty. Tallahassee needs to do more to help people stand on their own two feet.

I grew up in Delray Beach, one of the Haitian havens. Yes, there's a lot of poverty - but there's also plenty of inflexibility on the immigrants' parts to integrate into our society. Their neighborhoods are incredibly insular, reinforcing the gangs and drug culture. I'm not sure about other groups, but as far as Haitians go, it's going to require a mindset change on both Tallahassee's and the immigrants' parts to really alter the situation.

catchow

2012-02-09 11:10:48 AM

Oh sweet Jeebus, there just HAS to be dash-cam video somewhere...

/Off to search...

squidgod2000

2012-02-09 11:18:06 AM

"runs away by hopping"

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thatboyoverthere

2012-02-09 11:19:39 AM

catchow: Oh sweet Jeebus, there just HAS to be dash-cam video somewhere...

/Off to search...

I can see it being five minutes of the cops doubled over with laughter followed by one of them slowly walking up to the guy and arresting him.
/I would be a bad cop just because I would laugh at this kind of crap.

MBooda

2012-02-09 11:19:53 AM

Dufflepuds approve
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/three, myself

libranoelrose

2012-02-09 11:23:26 AM

LeroyBourne

2012-02-09 11:31:38 AM

i'm here to party

HeliumAddict

2012-02-09 11:35:35 AM

why didn't they just shoot him like they do everywhere else and claim he had a gun?

standard procedure ain't it?

badstiffy

2012-02-09 11:35:54 AM

Not to defend this guy ... But it's a natural fight or flight response (his choice is obvious). Somebody like that isn't running on much more than instinct.

InfrasonicTom

2012-02-09 11:45:03 AM

Do I look like a sprinter to you?

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fappomatic

2012-02-09 11:47:47 AM

so, all they had to do was stand there and wait for him to come back around?

offmymeds

2012-02-09 12:25:43 PM

Ah, let's go to the hop
Let's go to the hop (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop
Come on, let's go to the hop

EddieMoscone

2012-02-09 12:58:20 PM

Behold, the most annoying and obnoxious phrasing since the start of the new millenium;

"Really? I mean, really?"

It did happen, right? Then yes, really. How about an actual comment, instead of that, lazy? Too bored or simple to think of an actual joke, instead you gave us this. Thanks. Really knocked it out of the park, there.

/sorry, it just bothers me

Nina9

2012-02-09 02:06:31 PM

catchow: Oh sweet Jeebus, there just HAS to be dash-cam video somewhere...

/Off to search...

Please, please share when you find it.

Eriond

2012-02-09 02:23:34 PM

EddieMoscone: Behold, the most annoying and obnoxious phrasing since the start of the new millenium;

"Really? I mean, really?"

Seriously? That's all you've got? Seriously?

/yeah, that one's just as annoying too

Benni K Rok

2012-02-09 02:47:16 PM

So he decided to come back after the police asked him to hop on over? I think that's more lulzworthy than him trying to flee.

/I think it's even more lulzworthy that JSO went to the Northside in such small numbers.

malaktaus

2012-02-09 02:58:17 PM

I used to know a one-legged drug dealer, in New Hampshire rather than Florida. I think he got into it because it's hard for a one-legged man to get laid, but a chick with the right sort of drug problem can be induced to sleep with anything, animal, vegetable or mineral. For the proper incentive, I mean.

ClavellBCMI

2012-02-09 04:52:42 PM

(enters that man in an ass-kicking contest, figures he at least has a chance of winning)

Apos

2012-02-09 05:24:29 PM

Bet the imbecile was hopping mad when the cops ordered him back....

CrispDuck

2012-02-10 11:17:49 AM

This article misses a detail that makes this even funnier, according to this page, Wyman weight 300 lbs:

http://florida.arrests.org/search.php?fname=Ariosto&lname=Wyman&fpart i al=True

So it's a three hundred pound man hopping away on one leg.

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