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Ennuipoet

2012-02-09 08:23:59 AM

Well, who wants to touch anything after David Arquette?

Krymson Tyde

2012-02-09 08:43:57 AM

Ennuipoet: Well, who wants to touch anything after David Arquette?

I will

Call me, Courtney.

Dead for Tax Reasons

2012-02-09 08:47:20 AM

Someone will give her some courtesy cox i'm sure

Mugato

2012-02-09 09:23:03 AM

I canceled my subscription to The Cox Insider years ago. biatch is beat.

basemetal

2012-02-09 09:31:32 AM

Bull shiat, every time a guy talks to her, he's offering her some cox!

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-02-09 09:33:18 AM

Krymson Tyde: I will

Call me, Courtney.

If you're a Courtney Cox fan you need to see 300 miles from Graceland.

humina humnia....

Moonraper

2012-02-09 10:42:08 AM

Hey submitter,

2.bp.blogspot.com

Alphax

2012-02-09 10:42:40 AM

Just one year? Eh, wait forty more, then complain to me..

groppet

2012-02-09 10:44:48 AM

The longest dry streak I had was a little over 2 years. I became a kind of self imposed hermit cause my ex gf really put a mind fark on me.

Raug the Dwarf

2012-02-09 10:44:51 AM

She's one of those that's gotten better with age.

When she was younger, I always thought she was kind of goofy looking and mis-proportioned, especially on the run of Friends.

Over the last 10 years or so, it seems like she's really grown into her body and is looking good.

Freakin Rican

2012-02-09 10:45:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Krymson Tyde: I will

Call me, Courtney.

If you're a Courtney Cox fan you need to see 300 miles from Graceland.

[img861.imageshack.us image 338x500]

humina humnia....

oh yea....she was hot in that movie.
id be her 8" legged freak.

see what i did there?

Your Zionist Leader

2012-02-09 10:47:57 AM

Freakin Rican: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Krymson Tyde: I will

Call me, Courtney.

If you're a Courtney Cox fan you need to see 300 miles from Graceland.

[img861.imageshack.us image 338x500]

humina humnia....

oh yea....she was hot in that movie.
id be her 8" legged freak.

see what i did there?

Lied?

/couldn't resist, sorry

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-02-09 10:49:52 AM

More like Courteney has been turning down Cox if you actually read the article. Subby is a liar.

DeaH

2012-02-09 10:51:00 AM

Why does subby think that Courtney Cox needs a pimp in order to have sex?

/Is the headline a line from some old movie, or is it really gibberish?

Jingle Strangle

2012-02-09 10:55:09 AM

DeaH: Why does subby think that Courtney Cox needs a pimp in order to have sex?

/Is the headline a line from some old movie, or is it really gibberish?

When read aloud, the headline sounds like: "Men have not been offering Courteney cocks"

Hope that helps.

Paka Ono

2012-02-09 10:58:02 AM

Wasn't it made known that the reason David left her was because she wasn't all that interested in sex in the first place?

So why is she complaining about the lack of sex now?

bhcompy

2012-02-09 11:00:00 AM

Raug the Dwarf: She's one of those that's gotten better with age.

Except for her legs, apparently, according to the source photos

Freakin Rican

2012-02-09 11:03:14 AM

Your Zionist Leader: Freakin Rican: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Krymson Tyde: I will

Call me, Courtney.

If you're a Courtney Cox fan you need to see 300 miles from Graceland.

[img861.imageshack.us image 338x500]

humina humnia....

oh yea....she was hot in that movie.
id be her 8" legged freak.

see what i did there?

Lied?

/couldn't resist, sorry

lmao

:(

Crewmannumber6

2012-02-09 11:04:42 AM

I'll be happy to disappoint her

Wicked Chinchilla

2012-02-09 11:10:02 AM

Paka Ono: Wasn't it made known that the reason David left her was because she wasn't all that interested in sex in the first place?

So why is she complaining about the lack of sex now?

I will give you a clue.

The word rhymes with duplicity and starts with a 3 letter word where english people get together to drink and eat "chips" that are vastly superior to the American version (most of the time).

/Cougartown is starting up again soon

Schroepnuts

2012-02-09 11:10:18 AM

Call and raise you The Longest Yard.

clkeagle

2012-02-09 11:10:27 AM

Paka Ono: Wasn't it made known that the reason David left her was because she wasn't all that interested in sex in the first place?

So why is she complaining about the lack of sex now?

This. She came across as quite frigid in those divorce stories, just like in this interview.

If one were to read between the lines, especially the "ways to deal with that" line, it looks like she's one of those women who hasn't had any decent sex partners and has grown more comfortable with her toys.

Wellon Dowd

2012-02-09 11:14:37 AM

Aagghh! Those knees!

i.dailymail.co.uk

CapnBlues

2012-02-09 11:14:56 AM

Moonraper: Hey submitter,

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x320]

i195.photobucket.com

ftfy

wantedbadass

2012-02-09 11:15:38 AM

Schroepnuts:

Call and raise you The Longest Yard.

String bet.

DubyaHater

2012-02-09 11:17:31 AM

I don't think it's question of men offering Courtney Cox.....I think it's an issue of Courtney refusing Cox. If she wanted, I'm sure there would be guys lined up down her street for the opportunity to plow her.

ChrisDe

2012-02-09 11:18:11 AM

FTA, regarding Stern: The probing Private Parts star...

That movie was released in 1997. Is that really his current claim to fame?

cryinoutloud

2012-02-09 11:19:03 AM

Can people stop going on Howard Stern and discussing the most intimate details of their lives? And to think I used to like both her and her ex. But I really don't give a fark about your sex life, Courteney.

bhcompy

2012-02-09 11:20:10 AM

ChrisDe: FTA, regarding Stern: The probing Private Parts star...

That movie was released in 1997. Is that really his current claim to fame?

Well, it was a really good movie.

/and that's despite severely disliking Stern

Jingle Strangle

2012-02-09 11:20:38 AM

Gail Hailstorm was her best role.

GameSprocket

2012-02-09 11:20:59 AM

Schroepnuts: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Krymson Tyde: I will

Call me, Courtney.

If you're a Courtney Cox fan you need to see 300 miles from Graceland.

[img861.imageshack.us image 338x500]

humina humnia....

[a69.g.akamai.net image 495x760]

Call and raise you The Longest Yard.

Dream On, read it and weep!

img004.lazygirls.info

badscooter

2012-02-09 11:22:14 AM

I'd stick it in her penny can.

/PENNY CAAAAAAAAAANN!!

Mugato

2012-02-09 11:24:22 AM

Jake Havechek

2012-02-09 11:27:42 AM

She was on "Friends" for so long, people still associate her with manic and irritating Monica.

Mugato

2012-02-09 11:34:53 AM

Jake Havechek: She was on "Friends" for so long, people still associate her with manic and irritating Monica.

And Rachael was a high maintenance biatch. You might have something there.

I Mash Grains

2012-02-09 11:36:46 AM

If she wasn't so smacked out on whippets maybe she'd get some.

James Scameron

2012-02-09 11:39:10 AM

Raug the Dwarf: She's one of those that's gotten better with age.

When she was younger, I always thought she was kind of goofy looking and mis-proportioned, especially on the run of Friends.

Over the last 10 years or so, it seems like she's really grown into her body and is looking good.

ahhh white knighting on the internet...cute

her latest round of plastic surgery looks pretty great...

go hit up some high rez paparazzi shots an have a look up close...

James Scameron

2012-02-09 11:42:03 AM

Jake Havechek: She was on "Friends" for so long, people still associate her with manic and irritating Monica.

instead of the IRL entitled and vapid Courtney?

That coward David Lopan

2012-02-09 11:44:21 AM

WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT IT? SADDLEBAGS!!!

erik316wttn

2012-02-09 11:45:14 AM

He must ALWAYS be referred to as "Former WCW Champion David Arquette." There is no time where it is acceptable to break this rule.

"Hey, there's that crappy movie starring former WCW Champion David Arquette!" etc

Uncle Pooky

2012-02-09 11:48:00 AM

Mugato:

Hmm. Those are new.

Post-pregnancy jumblies.

Raug the Dwarf

2012-02-09 11:48:37 AM

James Scameron: Raug the Dwarf: She's one of those that's gotten better with age.

When she was younger, I always thought she was kind of goofy looking and mis-proportioned, especially on the run of Friends.

Over the last 10 years or so, it seems like she's really grown into her body and is looking good.

ahhh white knighting on the internet...cute

her latest round of plastic surgery looks pretty great...

go hit up some high rez paparazzi shots an have a look up close...

Not white knighting. I think she's entitled and biatchy at the best of times. Just saying she looks better now than she did. If it's plastic surgery, well, then she's one of the few that's benefited from it instead of turning into a plastic doll.

cig-mkr

2012-02-09 11:51:32 AM

Aagghh ! That neck !
i.dailymail.co.uk

erik316wttn

2012-02-09 11:53:56 AM

Every time you'd hit it, you'd also be hitting Former WCW Champion David Arquette.

See how that works?

Mr. Parker

2012-02-09 11:56:08 AM

badscooter: I'd stick it in her penny can.

/PENNY CAAAAAAAAAANN!!

Nice! +1

bhcompy

2012-02-09 11:58:08 AM

erik316wttn: Every time you'd hit it, you'd also be hitting Former WCW Champion David Arquette.

See how that works?

You'd also be making out with Jim Carrey

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-09 11:59:00 AM

erik316wttn: Every time you'd hit it, you'd also be hitting Former WCW Champion David Arquette.

See how that works?

That just means you have to wear the Big Gold when you nail her.

Odd Bird

2012-02-09 12:00:43 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Krymson Tyde: I will

Call me, Courtney.

If you're a Courtney Cox fan you need to see 300 miles from Graceland.

[img861.imageshack.us image 338x500]

humina humnia....

I didn't watch Friends much, 3000 Miles was my first good look at her. I was hooked.

Brunette? Check
Nice body? Check
Those eyes? Oh hellz yeah!
Close to my age? Bonus.
celebritywonder.ugo.com

Soup4Bonnie

2012-02-09 12:29:59 PM

Ugh. You people have lousy taste. Her voice alone is enough to make me want to stab my brain with sharp things.

rocky_howard

2012-02-09 12:30:20 PM

groppet: The longest dry streak I had was a little over 2 years. I became a kind of self imposed hermit cause my ex gf really put a mind fark on me.

Are you a clone of me with my memories?

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