" The Republican party has always been a...stool." - Michelle Bachmann

Sounds about right

Aarontology: "This was the first social issue election that we've had so far, that's what you saw in Minnesota," Bachmann said. "That's what you saw in Missouri and Colorado. You saw social conservatives weigh in a big way for the first time and I think it's because of Barack Obama's policies."

Really shows what the GOP's priorities are, doesn't it?

Government small enough to fit in your bedroom.

I see this thread is off to a good start. Hastily leaving now before I see/read something that ruins my lunch.

NewportBarGuy: Why do I have a mental image of t*bgirl?

You dared look at that? I never clicked one of those links..

Shot across the bow: after engaging in anal sex, you pickup your partner's legs and shake him like a wheelbarrow until the very last drop of santorum is expelled.

I'm gonna say a Shot Across the Bow is when someone forcibly ejects their built up Santorum over their partner

ignatius_crumbcake: Shot across the bow - To eject the semen that has built up in the anus after anal sex.

"After a night of flabby gay sex with a Mexican immigrant, Marcus Bachmann went to the bathroom toilet to shoot across the bow."

Guess I have to quit sayin that now. Jeez...
...anything wrong with "hangin the lantern from the steeple"?

A shot across the bow is what Marcus Bachmann gave Rick Santorum

We can only hope that Santorum continues to provide a chuckle..or two

Newt and Rick had just finished their session of consensual anal intercourse, with Rick pitching and Newt catching. When Rick pulled out, Newt gave Rick a shot across the bow with a load of warm Santorum. Newt then rolled over onto his back and Rick laid on top of him and rubbed the frothy goodness into his chest hair. It would be a mess later, but for now it bonded the two men together in a way nothing else could.

Is it just me or is she screaming louder than lother TV personalities, like Ann Coulter, to get attention?

You would think Gingrich and Santorum would make some kind of pact that one will drop out and the other will immediately imply that the other is his VP if he gets the nomination, it's the only logical way that they could beat Romney. But then again, if they thought that way that would mean they have foresight and aren't megalomaniacs, so they wouldn't be in the GOP in the first place.

'lother'?

any other

CravenMorehead: Newt and Rick had just finished their session of consensual anal intercourse, with Rick pitching and Newt catching. When Rick pulled out, Newt gave Rick a shot across the bow with a load of warm Santorum. Newt then rolled over onto his back and Rick laid on top of him and rubbed the frothy goodness into his chest hair. It would be a mess later, but for now it bonded the two men together in a way nothing else could.

Dayum! That's it for me. Off to find a different thread.........

Sure, Michelle. Santorum's stupendous victory based on the votes of .007% of the eligible voters of Colorado is a real indicator of a sea change in American society, all right.

/a victory in a party caucus attended by 1% of the party members in the state is not an indication of anything
//except maybe that only 1% of Republicans in Colorado care enough to caucus
///and nobody else in the state cares at all
///party caucuses are a bad joke

Actual CNN.com front page pic

//Buttsex

"But really the biggest signal that was sent is that Barack Obama is in big trouble."

Yes Michele, as long as only social conservatives vote in November, Obama's in big trouble.

*pats her on the head*

CravenMorehead: Newt and Rick had just finished their session of consensual anal intercourse, with Rick pitching and Newt catching. When Rick pulled out, Newt gave Rick a shot across the bow with a load of warm Santorum. Newt then rolled over onto his back and Rick laid on top of him and rubbed the frothy goodness into his chest hair. It would be a mess later, but for now it bonded the two men together in a way nothing else could.

I'm going to go rock in the corner for a bit if anybody needs me.

What's with the touching and praying? It's not like everyone is touching each other. They have to power up some central figure, I guess. Odd.

hinten: 'lother'?

any other

You meant LOLther

Go away, coont!

NewportBarGuy: I_Am_Weasel: I'm now entirely unsure of the term "rosin up the bow".

I'm pretty sure Roger Clemens could help you with that one.

It's what you do before you play your fiddle hard.

"I think what we saw is that the voters haven't made up their mind yet on who the Republican nominee should be," Bachmann said. "But really the biggest signal that was sent is that Barack Obama is in big trouble."

I kinda think the exact opposite.

Much like the US election, if Santorum is involved you're doing it wrong. Unless you're into that. You sick bastitch.

"This was the first social issue election that we've had so far, that's what you saw in Minnesota," Bachmann said. "That's what you saw in Missouri and Colorado. You saw social conservatives weigh in a big way for the first time and I think it's because of Barack Obama's policies."

She's right you know. This was a vote on social issues and the fact that primary turnout was down for all of those states shows how out of touch social conservatives are with real Americans.

apoptotic: "But really the biggest signal that was sent is that Barack Obama is in big trouble."

Yes Michele, as long as only social conservatives vote in November, Obama's in big trouble.

*pats her on the head*

Doesn't have much to do with November. The Christian Nationalists in the GOP are going to scuttle Romney come hell or high water before August.

The relatively unimportant yet telling wins of Santorum a signal of sorts? Yes.

To Obama? Yes.

That he can pretty much watch the GOP self-destruct and spend itself dry in the process? Well, here's to hoping!

Bachmann said, "But really the biggest signal that was sent is that Barack Obama is in big trouble."

How cute. She's trying to reassure her base constituency, to make them think there's a chance President Obama isn't going to be returned to office by winning the electoral votes from 40 states. (4 states in the Deep South, 4 in the west, a couple in the mid-section won't go for him, but everyone else will.)

/didn't check my Electoral College math
//my prediction and I'm stickin' to it.
///not bettin' money on it, however

odinsposse: She's right you know. This was a vote on social issues and the fact that primary turnout was down for all of those states shows how out of touch social conservatives are with real Americans.

In Colorado, Santorum "won" with twenty-six thousand some votes. That's in a state with 3.5 million eligible voters. Not only does that show that no one cares about these Republican turds and their fringe hand-wringing over other peoples' business, it shows how bankrupt the two-party system is. Really, they preselect these asshole candidates for the rest of the country to vote on based on the opinions of a tiny number of party insiders. It was just as bad in 2008 when Obama "won" the primary contest in Colorado with 80,000 votes (total). Out of 3.5 million eligible voters. The whole process is an undemocratic joke foisted on the country by self-serving private clubs. These two-party contests say nothing whatsoever about any given state or the country as a whole because the vast majority of people don't participate and are discouraged from participating.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Bachmann said, "But really the biggest signal that was sent is that Barack Obama is in big trouble."

How cute. She's trying to reassure her base constituency, to make them think there's a chance President Obama isn't going to be returned to office by winning the electoral votes from 40 states. (4 states in the Deep South, 4 in the west, a couple in the mid-section won't go for him, but everyone else will.)

/didn't check my Electoral College math
//my prediction and I'm stickin' to it.
///not bettin' money on it, however

What I wonder from that is, how will that base react if/when he's re-elected? As much as they threw themselves into 2008, I think there was a sense that it was going to be a Bush referendum. They also weren't frothily angry and frightened of the incompetent socialist nazi dictator in chief at the time. There was some uneasiness, but it was nowhere near the religious opposition to Obama that seems to exist now. What's the end result when super mega anti-christ retakes the office?

canyoneer: odinsposse: She's right you know. This was a vote on social issues and the fact that primary turnout was down for all of those states shows how out of touch social conservatives are with real Americans.

In Colorado, Santorum "won" with twenty-six thousand some votes. That's in a state with 3.5 million eligible voters. Not only does that show that no one cares about these Republican turds and their fringe hand-wringing over other peoples' business, it shows how bankrupt the two-party system is. Really, they preselect these asshole candidates for the rest of the country to vote on based on the opinions of a tiny number of party insiders. It was just as bad in 2008 when Obama "won" the primary contest in Colorado with 80,000 votes (total). Out of 3.5 million eligible voters. The whole process is an undemocratic joke foisted on the country by self-serving private clubs. These two-party contests say nothing whatsoever about any given state or the country as a whole because the vast majority of people don't participate and are discouraged from participating.

There is nothing wrong with the system. The lack of participation in the system is the problem. But there's not much we can do about it. If a person is content with not participating and allowing other people to make the decisions that affect their lives it's their right.

I bet she thought it was a real shocker.

Alphax: You dared look at that? I never clicked one of those links..

If you're disinterested in both of the Big Two (parties) you can always register at lemonparty.org; I did last year.

She fails to realize that the gun is pointed at their own deck.

/she and Perry were the first rats to leave the ship. Too bad it's a rat cruise.

ignatius_crumbcake: Shot across the bow - To eject the semen that has built up in the anus after anal sex.

"After a night of flabby gay sex with a Mexican immigrant, Marcus Bachmann went to the bathroom toilet to shoot across the bow."

You don't actually need to make anything up, basically everything naval used out of context of describing an actual naval battle can already be assumed to be a metaphor with sexual connotations at minimum. It's how English has worked since the Royal Navy became a thing.

And here I really thought Obama was going to win the MN Republican caucus.

Also, when you are already in combat, a "shot across the bow" is just a miss.

CravenMorehead: Newt and Rick had just finished their session of consensual anal intercourse, with Rick pitching and Newt catching. When Rick pulled out, Newt gave Rick a shot across the bow with a load of warm Santorum. Newt then rolled over onto his back and Rick laid on top of him and rubbed the frothy goodness into his chest hair. It would be a mess later, but for now it bonded the two men together in a way nothing else could.

looks like there is someone posting who doesn't understand what a caucus is, and how comparing the caucus participation rate to the general population is asinine.