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Former Red Sox pitcher 'Oil Can' Boyd admits to being Oil Caine Boyd, two-thirds of the time
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ZoSo_the_Crowe
2012-02-09 03:21:53 AM
Wow dude, you went 78-77 on coke. Congratulations.
Meanwhile
This guy was busy being the GOAT.
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/You will never have the pure, unadulterated SWAG to snort coke in front of a sold out Rose Bowl and TV cameras
ongbok
2012-02-09 03:27:57 AM
Is it surprising that he was a coke head? In the 80's I would say a good portion of MLB players were.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-02-09 04:01:44 AM
I think players have been on amphetamines pretty much since they were invented.
433
2012-02-09 05:04:04 AM
Also a former pitcher for the Texas Rangers, to end his career silently, having watched Doc Gooden.
CPT Ethanolic
2012-02-09 06:38:16 AM
I played baseball for years and know quite a few former MLB players who played back in the 70's/80's. Going out SOBER was called 'playing naked'. If you weren't on something, you weren't trying. People used to spike the water jugs with amphetamines. Cocaine and meth in the 70's and 80's was like steroids in the 90's - everyone was using.
RAWISRADFORD
2012-02-09 06:42:21 AM
For a couple of years while on the expos
He would be the starter versus my home town dodgers
I remember (a mothers day game?) he was visiting and it took him a little longer than normal to come out in between innings.
My uncle said he had a nosebleed - makes sense
Always had that coke head look
fastfxr
2012-02-09 06:56:32 AM
Umm...so WHY is he called "Oil Can"?
Pontious Pilates
2012-02-09 07:04:28 AM
Sounds more like three-fifths of the time.
hurdboy
2012-02-09 07:41:07 AM
....and not a single fark was given....
/So, I see Boston Pity Party Part ??? has commenced as the hangover from Sunday wears off
rjakobi
2012-02-09 08:02:19 AM
fastfxr
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Umm...so WHY is he called "Oil Can"?
He played the Tin Man for the community theater production of Wizard of Oz, obviously.
Der Vassermeister
2012-02-09 08:47:16 AM
I'm pretty sure it was Oil Can who had the mound while away playing the Indians, and the game was called due to poor visibility from fog. Oil Can said something like it was their own fault for building the stadium next to the ocean. Cleveland. Ohio.
Slu
2012-02-09 08:54:32 AM
Obvious tag on holiday?
VitaminTom
2012-02-09 09:19:54 AM
Anyone notice this little tidbit at the end of the article?
In May, he will be filming his role as pitcher Satchel Paige in a major motion picture about Jackie Robinson, starring Harrison Ford as Branch Rickey, Richard Gere and Chadwick Boseman as Robinson, the first African-American to play Major League Baseball.
Seems odd to cast two actors, one of whom is white, to play Robinson, though.
Wasilla Hillbilly
2012-02-09 09:33:18 AM
VitaminTom
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Anyone notice this little tidbit at the end of the article?
In May, he will be filming his role as pitcher Satchel Paige in a major motion picture about Jackie Robinson, starring Harrison Ford as Branch Rickey, Richard Gere and Chadwick Boseman as Robinson, the first African-American to play Major League Baseball.
Seems odd to cast two actors, one of whom is white, to play Robinson, though.
They use Richard Gere to illustrate the point at which it is said that Jackie Robinson became an "Uncle Tom".
Hardy-r-r
2012-02-09 09:39:28 AM
Slu
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Obvious tag on holiday?
Yeah, my thought as well
lilbjorn
2012-02-09 09:41:30 AM
fastfxr
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Umm...so WHY is he called "Oil Can"?
When he was a kid growing up in Mississippi, he and his friends used to sit around drinking cans of beer, which they called "oil cans".
/Beer - the gateway drug
SlagginOff
2012-02-09 09:52:12 AM
I am shocked and appalled.
finksta
2012-02-09 10:04:55 AM
Is that Adam Sandler interviewing him? You must listen to the audio.
macadamnut
2012-02-09 10:08:07 AM
career that spanned from 1982 t0 1991.
Already been said, but: "well, duh."
macadamnut
2012-02-09 10:13:45 AM
Also, anybody ever seen an exposé about why Mosi Tatupu was nicknamed "the Coke Machine"?
No? Why does he get a pass for being Samoan?
The Smails Kid
2012-02-09 10:24:11 AM
Pontious Pilates
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Sounds more like three-fifths of the time.
It took a minute, but I saw what you did there.
Twice Banned
2012-02-09 10:40:58 AM
finksta
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Is that Adam Sandler interviewing him? You must listen to the audio.
Haha. Jesus Christ, I think it is!
I had to laugh at myself, I wasn't paying attention and had Peter Gabriel 'Big Time' playing at the same time. Perfect soundtrack for the interview.
H31N0US
2012-02-09 10:47:57 AM
Steve Howe, Daryl Strawberry, and Phil Coke unavailable for comment.
Twice Banned
2012-02-09 11:00:39 AM
H31N0US
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Steve Howe, Daryl Strawberry, and Phil Coke unavailable for comment.
Ron Washington. Are managers checked as frequently as players?
Dafatone
2012-02-09 11:15:48 AM
CPT Ethanolic
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I played baseball for years and know quite a few former MLB players who played back in the 70's/80's. Going out SOBER was called 'playing naked'. If you weren't on something, you weren't trying. People used to spike the water jugs with amphetamines. Cocaine and meth in the 70's and 80's was like steroids in the 90's - everyone was using.
But only steroids are bad and everyone who juiced was worse than everyone else who ever did anything.
ZMugg
2012-02-09 11:28:49 AM
The Smails Kid
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Pontious Pilates: Sounds more like three-fifths of the time.
It took a minute, but I saw what you did there.
It's an acceptable compromise.
rjakobi
2012-02-09 12:54:31 PM
H31N0US
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Steve Howe, Daryl Strawberry, and Phil Coke unavailable for comment.
Steve's dead.
Henry Holland
2012-02-09 02:06:03 PM
Approves:
FTA
: Boyd explained why he believes he got a worse reputation than some others. "The reason I caught the deep end to it is because I'm black. The bottom line is the game carries a lot of bigotry, and that was an easy way for them to do it,"
Yeah, the fact that you were a 78-77/4.04 ERA pitcher = easily replaceable = why put up with your bullshiat when they can get someone else who'll STFU and can win one more game than he loses pretty easily has nothing to do with it. [eye rolling emoticon here] Plus, he played for 10 years, when the average career is three years, it sure took a long time for them to drive him out of baseball because he was a "proud black man".
Racism exists in baseball, but maybe Denis Boyd just wasn't very good and that's why his career ended.
/Feeling happy in my veins, icicles are in my brain
//Cocaine!
DeWayne Mann
2012-02-09 03:08:42 PM
Henry Holland
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78-77/4.04 ERA pitcher = easily replaceable
Putting aside the fact that W/L+ERA is a terrible way to judge a pitcher...even using those methods, it seems pretty obvious that he was an AVERAGE pitcher, and the advanced metrics agree: 102 ERA+, average fWAR of 2 per season, etc.
In what world does average = easily replaceable?
I don't think his reasoning is correct, but it's clearly something more than "oh, he wasn't very good."
Boris S. Wort
2012-02-09 07:45:15 PM
Dafatone
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CPT Ethanolic: I played baseball for years and know quite a few former MLB players who played back in the 70's/80's. Going out SOBER was called 'playing naked'. If you weren't on something, you weren't trying. People used to spike the water jugs with amphetamines. Cocaine and meth in the 70's and 80's was like steroids in the 90's - everyone was using.
But only steroids are bad and everyone who juiced was worse than everyone else who ever did anything.
Judging by what happened to most of the cokehead's careers... cocaine isn't much of a performance enhancer.
Amphetamines on the other hand...
/still not as bad as steroids and HGH.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2012-02-09 07:59:58 PM
Isn't 10 years in the majors considered a pretty good career anyway?
zarberg
2012-02-09 08:05:54 PM
rjakobi
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H31N0US: Steve Howe, Daryl Strawberry, and Phil Coke unavailable for comment.
Steve's dead.
Then cross him off the list.
Wise_Guy
2012-02-09 08:45:40 PM
zarberg
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rjakobi: H31N0US: Steve Howe, Daryl Strawberry, and Phil Coke unavailable for comment.
Steve's dead.
Then cross him off the list.
Nice.
The Smails Kid
2012-02-09 09:38:49 PM
ZMugg
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The Smails Kid: Pontious Pilates: Sounds more like three-fifths of the time.
It took a minute, but I saw what you did there.
It's an acceptable compromise.
Renart
2012-02-10 12:46:59 PM
Well, it's a good thing a clean-living team like the 1986 Mets ended up beating them in the World Series, then.
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